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| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
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| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #6 | Duskwalker syringe | 361 |
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| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #874 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #576 | Jack-in-the-box | 9 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #134 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 2 |
| #306 | Knob Goblin steroids | 34 |
| #238 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #77 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
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| #67 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 2 |
| #75 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 3 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #110 | Neuromancer | 10 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #149 | PEEZ dispenser | 61 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #141 | Silver Bullet beer | 17 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #49 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 45 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #148 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 111 |
| #127 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 141 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #155 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 113 |
| #52 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #705 | Typical Tavern swill | 2 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #7 | bag of Cheat-Os | 4,005 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #190 | black spot | 4 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #378 | blind-packed capsule toy | 6 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #41 | boiling seal blood | 21 |
| #25 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 231 |
| #174 | bottle of gin | 199 |
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| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #247 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #31 | boxing glove | 21 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #83 | bugbear purification pill | 4 |
| #147 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #570 | can of Binarrrca | 16 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #6 | carrot juice | 187 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #47 | cold seal sweat | 33 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
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| #785 | corpsetini | 6 |
| #268 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #75 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #146 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 8 |
| #89 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 15 |
| #105 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 12 |
| #104 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 13 |
| #191 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 4 |
| #143 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 9 |
| #184 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 5 |
| #102 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 13 |
| #130 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 10 |
| #106 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 12 |
| #84 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 16 |
| #152 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 7 |
| #108 | discocktail | 62 |
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| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
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| #293 | fake blood | 4 |
| #57 | fixed-gear bicycle | 1 |
| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #67 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #81 | foetid seal tear | 62 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #149 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 3 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #27 | giant grain of protein powder | 49 |
| #56 | giant gym membership card | 22 |
| #50 | giant jar of protein powder | 44 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #216 | gimlet | 2 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #117 | glowing syringe | 1 |
| #499 | gremlin juice | 2 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #176 | handful of crafty noodles | 2 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1515 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #343 | hot plate | 1 |
| #106 | huge bowl of candy | 16 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #82 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #66 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #79 | jug of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #581 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #291 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #136 | neurostim pill | 5 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #410 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #13 | pec oil | 445 |
| #179 | physiostim pill | 4 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #438 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #139 | protein paste | 1 |
| #101 | pumpkin juice | 2 |
| #271 | raisin | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
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| #72 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #77 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #86 | shingle | 112 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
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| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #116 | soyburger juice | 2 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #117 | spirit blanket | 3 |
| #128 | spirit gum | 33 |
| #140 | spirit mattress | 2 |
| #117 | spirit pillow | 3 |
| #61 | spirit sheet | 7 |
| #206 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 1 |
| #18 | spruce juice | 1 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #73 | surgical tape | 1 |
| #373 | sweet mochi ball | 9 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #206 | unused walkie-talkie | 2 |
| #67 | vial of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #67 | vial of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #62 | vial of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #219 | water purification pills | 1 |