Juiced and GinGerman

RankItemQuantity
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#908Bling of the New Wave1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#103Boss Drops2
🥇Chef Boy, R&D's business card1
#1450Corpse Island iced tea2
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#6Duskwalker syringe361
#63Frown Exerciser1
#88Gin Mint1
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#874Instant Karma3
#576Jack-in-the-box9
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#134Knob Goblin learning pill2
#306Knob Goblin steroids34
#238Knob nuts1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#77Marvin's marvelous pill1
#1110Meleegraâ„¢ pills1
#71Mer-kin cooljuice1
#138Mer-kin fastjuice2
#67Mer-kin fitbrine2
#75Mer-kin ragejuice1
#65Mer-kin smartjuice1
#55Mer-kin strongjuice3
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#283Nardz energy beverage1
#110Neuromancer10
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#149PEEZ dispenser61
#23Pigsticker of Violence1
#141Silver Bullet beer17
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#49Squat-Thrust Magazine45
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#128Super Weight-Gain 90001
#148Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro111
#127Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita141
#248Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier1
#155Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco113
#52The Lost Pill Bottle1
🥈The Sagittarian's leisure pants1
#96The Six-Pack of Pain1
#705Typical Tavern swill2
#328Ultrasoldier Serum1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
🥈a suspicious address1
#671ancient protein powder1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#7427badass belt1
#7bag of Cheat-Os4,005
#900baseball1
#698beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#190black spot4
#137blank diary1
#378blind-packed capsule toy6
#290blood of the Wereseal1
#41boiling seal blood21
#25bottle of Calcutta Emerald231
#174bottle of gin199
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#247bowling ball1
#31boxing glove21
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#296bubble-wrap simulator1
#83bugbear purification pill4
#147cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar4
#570can of Binarrrca16
#1977can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce3
#1674candied yams4
#6carrot juice187
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#47cold seal sweat33
#555concentrated garbage juice1
#897corpse on the beach5
#1183corpsedriver3
#785corpsetini6
#268crappy brain1
#75dew yoana salacious lei1
#146disco horoscope (Aquarius)8
#89disco horoscope (Aries)15
#105disco horoscope (Cancer)12
#104disco horoscope (Capricorn)13
#191disco horoscope (Gemini)4
#143disco horoscope (Leo)9
#184disco horoscope (Libra)5
#102disco horoscope (Pisces)13
#130disco horoscope (Sagittarius)10
#106disco horoscope (Scorpio)12
#84disco horoscope (Taurus)16
#152disco horoscope (Virgo)7
#108discocktail62
#266dry martini1
#1979drywall axe1
#548electrical thingamabob1
#544enchanted barbell1
#293fake blood4
#57fixed-gear bicycle1
#81flask of baconstone juice1
#77flask of hamethyst juice1
#67flask of porquoise juice1
#81foetid seal tear62
#99football helmet1
#149freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini3
#450fricasseed brains1
#609fuzzy montera1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#27giant grain of protein powder49
#56giant gym membership card22
#50giant jar of protein powder44
#2536giant pinky ring1
#132gibson1
#216gimlet2
#129gin and tonic1
#117glowing syringe1
#499gremlin juice2
#401half-rotten brain1
#5199handful of confetti1
#176handful of crafty noodles2
#1679heart of the volcano1
#1515herbal stuffing4
#343hot plate1
#106huge bowl of candy16
#729hypodermic needle1
#446imp unity ring1
#6ittah bittah hookah1
#697jar of fermented pickle juice1
#82jug of baconstone juice1
#66jug of hamethyst juice1
#79jug of porquoise juice1
#666martini1
#581mime soul fragment1
#291munchies pill1
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#136neurostim pill5
#3382obsidian dagger1
#410ovoid leather thing1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#13pec oil445
#179physiostim pill4
#529plastic ingot1
#438powdered candy sushi set4
#139protein paste1
#101pumpkin juice2
#271raisin1
#35record of infuriating silence1
#210red-headed corpse1
#78resolution: be stronger37
#72salacious lychee chuhai1
#77salacious screwdiver1
#855salty dog1
#1031sawblade shield1
🥇seal medal1
#412serum of sarcasm1
#86shingle112
#2957shiny ring1
#310shrinking powder1
#52silent beret1
#261sleaze wad5
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#32soul knife1
#35soul mask1
#116soyburger juice2
#1388spectral pickle1
#3791spectre scepter1
#72spirit bed1
🥈spirit bell1
#117spirit blanket3
#128spirit gum33
#140spirit mattress2
#117spirit pillow3
#61spirit sheet7
#206spoonful of Linguine-Os1
#18spruce juice1
#7streetfighting champion's belt1
#73surgical tape1
#373sweet mochi ball9
#432sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1903tofurkey gravy3
#1885tofurkey leg3
#441tomato juice of powerful power1
#206unused walkie-talkie2
#67vial of baconstone juice1
#67vial of hamethyst juice1
#62vial of porquoise juice1
#219water purification pills1

Wow, that's 6,872 items total!

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