Museum :: Darkling

Darkling

Rank	Item	Quantity
#241	"DRINK ME" potion	100
#42	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	27
#80	1-ball	100
#5	1/6th Pound Cake	100
#123	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	100
#81	2-ball	100
#10	25-meat staff	100
#84	3-ball	100
#112	30669 scroll	100
#214	33398 scroll	100
#72	334 scroll	100
#79	4-ball	100
#9	4-d camera	100
#24	4-dimensional fez	11
#39	4-dimensional guitar	100
#15	4:20 bomb	100
#80	5-ball	100
#81	6-ball	100
#13	64067 scroll	100
#24	668 scroll	100
#54	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	100
#83	7-ball	100
#293	8-ball	100
#11	8-bit banana	100
#30	9-ball	100
#8	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	100
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#38	ASCII shirt	100
#38	Alewife™ Ale	100
#23	Alice's Army Alchemist	100
#11	Alice's Army Bowman	100
#10	Alice's Army Cleric	100
#9	Alice's Army Coward	100
🥉	Alice's Army Dervish	100
#20	Alice's Army Guard	100
#20	Alice's Army Halberder	100
#11	Alice's Army Hammerman	100
#12	Alice's Army Horseman	100
#12	Alice's Army Lanceman	100
#21	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	100
🥈	Alice's Army Martyr	100
#25	Alice's Army Ninja	100
#27	Alice's Army Nurse	100
#21	Alice's Army Page	100
#20	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	100
🥉	Alice's Army Sniper	100
#23	Alice's Army Spearsman	100
#22	Alice's Army Swordsman	100
#22	Alice's Army Wallman	100
#231	Amulet of Yendor	100
#620	Angry Farmer candy	100
#25	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	100
#19	Ankh of Badahnkadh	100
#141	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#14	Atomic Pop	100
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#40	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	15
#176	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
#27	BGE merchandise order form	100
#149	BGE pocket calendar	5
#76	BGE shotglass	54
#111	BGE temporary tattoo	7
#85	BGE tiny plastic toy	10
#39	BRAINS shorts	36
#7	BRICKO bat	100
#314	BRICKO brick	100
#5	BRICKO bulwark	100
#4	BRICKO elephant	100
#242	BRICKO eye brick	100
#4	BRICKO hat	100
🥉	BRICKO octopus	100
#6	BRICKO ooze	100
🥉	BRICKO oyster	100
#4	BRICKO pants	100
#11	BRICKO pearl	100
🥈	BRICKO pyramid	100
🥈	BRICKO python	100
#6	BRICKO sword	100
#5	BRICKO trunk	100
#10	BRICKO turtle	100
#11	Bangyomaman battle juice	100
#52	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	46
#20	Bash-Ōs cereal	100
#23	Battlie Light Saver	100
#7	Beignet Milgranet	100
#58	Ben-Gal™ Balm	100
#36	Better Than Cuddling Cake	100
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#33	Bit O' Ectoplasm	100
#6	Bit O' Quail Spleen	100
#54	BitterSweetTarts	100
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#14	Black Body™ spray	100
#121	Black No. 2	100
#90	Blackfly Chardonnay	100
#71	Blatantly Canadian	100
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#5	Blood 'n' Plenty	100
#70	Blood Light	49
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#50	Bone's Farm "wine"	24
🥉	Bonestabber	100
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#6	Bordeaux Marteaux	100
#7	Boris's key lime	100
#16	Boris's key lime pie	100
#11	Boris's ring	100
#27	Boss Drops	100
#6	Bram's choker	100
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
🥉	Bright Water	100
#14	Bruno's blessing of Mars	40
#21	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	40
#82	C.H.U.M. knife	10
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#14	CRIMBCO lanyard	100
#163	CRIMBCO mug	100
#846	CRIMBCO scrip	100
#62	CRIMBCO wine	100
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#58	CSA all-purpose soap	100
#74	CSA bravery badge	100
#82	CSA cheerfulness ration	100
#91	CSA discount card	100
#177	CSA fire-starting kit	100
#92	CSA obedience grenade	100
#90	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	100
#89	Camp Scout pup tent	100
#7	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	100
#38	Cherry Cloaca Cola	100
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#572	Chroner	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#8	Claybender glasses	100
#167	Cloaca grenade	100
#27	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	100
#25	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	100
#7	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	100
#143	Cold Hots candy	100
#12	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	100
#10	Comet Drop	100
#19	Comet Pop	100
#29	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	100
#4	Crepes a la Lune	100
#31	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	100
🥈	Crimbo Credit	12,118
#182	Crimbo candied pecan	100
#194	Crimbo fudge	100
#178	Crimbo peppermint bark	100
#49	Crimbo pie	100
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#8	Crimbojito	100
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#39	Crimbonium fuel rod	100
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#38	Crimbot battery	100
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#1669	Crimbuck	100
#121	D roll	100
🥈	DNOTC Box	100
#325	Daffy Taffy	100
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#19	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	40
#33	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	100
#30	Diet Cloaca Cola	100
#71	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	100
#138	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	100
#31	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	100
#28	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	100
#7	Dogsgotnonoz pills	100
#16	Dramatic™ range	100
#90	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	100
#8	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	100
#7	Duskwalker fangs	100
#20	Duskwalker syringe	100
#130	Dyspepsi grenade	100
#595	Dyspepsi-Cola	100
#41	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	100
#6	Eau de Guaneau	100
#41	Ecto-Cooler	25
#53	Effermint™ tablets	100
#22	El Vibrato power sphere	100
#11	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	100
#41	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	100
#17	Elvish delight	100
#13	Enchanted Flyswatter	100
#13	Enchanted Plunger	100
#20	Everlasting Deckswabber	100
#568	FDKOL commendation	100
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#86	FDKOL hotcakes	100
🥇	FDKOL tattoo	100
#12	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	100
#47	Fantasma en la Máquina	100
#135	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	100
#25	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	100
#4	Flan in the Moon	100
#65	Flaskfull of Hollow	100
#19	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	40
#109	Freddy Kruegerand	100
🥇	French slippers	1
#95	Friendliness Beverage	100
#21	Frogade	100
#5	Fromage Pinotage	100
#369	Frosty's frosty mug	4
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#17	Fu Manchu Wax	100
#16	Fudgie Roll	100
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#36	GOTO	100
#108	Game Grid ticket	100
#87	Game Grid token	100
#61	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	100
#4	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	100
#13	Gearhead Goo	100
#4	Gin Mint	100
#13	Gnollish Crossdress	100
#18	Gnollish autoplunger	100
#18	Gnollish casserole dish	100
#45	Gnollish flyswatter	100
#25	Gnollish pie server	100
#85	Gnollish pie tin	100
#44	Gnollish plunger	100
#25	Gnollish slotted spoon	100
#72	Gnollish toolbox	100
#196	Go-Wassail	100
#34	Gummi-DNA	100
#61	Gummi-Gnauga	100
#49	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	100
#14	Hatorade	100
#48	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	100
#28	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	100
#85	Hell ramen	100
#122	Hippy Army MPE	100
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#275	Hodgman's blanket	5
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#117	Hollandaise helmet	100
#6	Hot 'n' Scarys	100
#60	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	100
#71	Iiti Kitty phone charm	100
#828	Imp Ale	100
#9	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	100
#10	Interview With You (a Vampire)	100
#31	Jack-in-the-box	100
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#5	Jacob's rung	100
#12	Jarlsberg's earring	100
#6	Jarlsberg's key lime	100
#14	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	100
🥈	Jawmaster 2000™	100
#61	Jolly Roger charrrm	100
#30	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	100
🥉	Junk-Bond	100
#5	Kashmir sweater	100
#24	Kentucky-style derby	100
#7	Kevlar balloon	100
#85	Kissin' Cousins	7
#31	Knob Goblin Mutagen	100
#18	Knob Goblin Uberpants	100
#16	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	100
#64	Knob Goblin elite helm	100
#69	Knob Goblin elite pants	100
#65	Knob Goblin elite polearm	100
#81	Knob Goblin elite shirt	100
#24	Knob Goblin eyedrops	100
#225	Knob Goblin firecracker	100
#66	Knob Goblin harem pants	100
#61	Knob Goblin harem veil	100
#24	Knob Goblin learning pill	100
#164	Knob Goblin love potion	100
#32	Knob Goblin lunchbox	100
#50	Knob Goblin melon baller	100
#36	Knob Goblin nasal spray	100
#162	Knob Goblin pants	100
#31	Knob Goblin perfume	100
#36	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	100
#160	Knob Goblin scimitar	100
#201	Knob Goblin seltzer	100
#17	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	100
#178	Knob Goblin spatula	100
#145	Knob Goblin steroids	100
#22	Knob Goblin stink bomb	100
#96	Knob Goblin superseltzer	100
#189	Knob Goblin tongs	100
#105	Knob Goblin visor	100
#7	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	100
#13	Knob lo mein	100
#144	Knob mushroom	100
#18	Knob nuts	100
#13	Knob pasty	100
#114	Knob sausage	100
#11	Knob sausage stir-fry	100
#14	Knob shroomkabob	100
#18	Knob stir-fry	100
#35	Knob stuffed shells	100
#6	Knoll lo mein	100
#137	Knoll mushroom	100
#23	Knoll shroomkabob	100
#9	Knoll stir-fry	100
#35	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	1
#46	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	100
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#79	Let Me Be!	11
#43	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#17	Lobos Mints	100
#5	Lobster qua Grill	100
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#401	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	100
#92	Lucky Surprise Egg	100
#10	Lumineux Limnio	100
#136	M-242	100
#30	MSG	100
#652	Mad Train wine	100
#10	Manetwich	100
#21	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
#4	Mark I Steam-Hat	100
#4	Mark II Steam-Hat	100
#4	Mark III Steam-Hat	100
#5	Mark IV Steam-Hat	100
#17	Mark V Steam-Hat	100
#208	Maxing, Relaxing	5
#45	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	100
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#82	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	100
#5	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	100
#105	Meleegra™ pills	100
#13	Mer-kin killscroll	100
#4	Mer-kin rocksalt	100
#8	Mer-kin saltmint	100
#10	Mer-kin saltsquid	100
#10	Mer-kin weaksauce	100
#24	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	64
#25	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	100
#398	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	100
#107	Milk Studs	100
#133	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#65	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#5	Mint Yulep	100
#13	Missing Eye Simulation Device	100
#227	Mob Penguin cellular phone	100
#128	Mohawk wig	100
#6	Moon Pie	100
🥈	Moonthril Schnapps	100
#50	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#8	Morto Moreto	100
#269	Mountain Stream soda	100
#21	Mr. Joe's bangles	33
#531	Mr. Mediocrebar	100
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#11	Murderer's Punch	100
#7	Muschat	100
#41	My Own Pen Pal kit	1
#8	Mylar balloon	100
#14	ND	100
#26	NG	100
#65	NPZR chemistry set	100
#12	Necbro wafers	100
#127	New Zealand iced tea	100
#91	Newbiesport™ tent	100
#45	Nightstalker perfume	53
#8	Northern pemmican	100
#32	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	100
#36	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	100
#31	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	100
#11	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	100
#12	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	100
#11	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	100
#65	Now and Earlier	100
#32	O'RLY manual	100
#31	Oil of Parrrlay	100
#475	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#64	Orcish baseball cap	100
#54	Orcish cargo shorts	100
#62	Orcish frat-paddle	100
#11	Orcish meat locker	100
#50	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
#10	Oreille Divisée brandy	100
#69	P.B.L.T.	100
#112	PEEZ dispenser	100
#77	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	100
#22	Pain Dip	100
#250	Penultimate Fantasy chest	100
#25	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	100
#51	Piddles	100
#36	Pine-Fresh air freshener	100
#38	Pokëmann band-aid	100
#22	Polysniff Perfume	100
#7	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	100
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#24	Psychotic Train wine	100
#19	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	100
#13	Raggedy Hippy doll	100
#66	Ralph IX cognac	3
#300	Ram's Face Lager	100
🥉	Rattlin' Chains	100
#4	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	100
#29	Red Army camouflage kit	100
#369	Red Pill	1
#31	Red Rover BB gun	100
#5	Red X Shield	100
#29	Regular Cloaca Cola	100
#530	Rock Pops	100
#21	Rock and Roll Legend	100
#20	Roman sadnals	17
#42	Rompedores de Fantasmas	100
#17	Russian Ice	100
#20	SPF 451 lip balm	100
#6	Saison du Lune	100
#7	Salsa de las Epocas	100
🥉	Sangria de Menthe	100
#8	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	100
#60	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#224	Schrödinger's thermos	100
#133	Senior Mints	100
#104	Sensual Massage for Creeps	9
#56	Shivering Chèvre	100
#176	Silver Bullet beer	14
🥇	Single Alice's Army Foil	100
#11	Sister Accessory	1
#23	Skullery Maid's Knee	100
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#70	Small Medium	1
#10	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	100
#11	Sneaky Pete's key lime	100
#15	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	100
#79	Snow Queen Crown	100
#20	Snow Suit	1
#21	Space Tourist Phaser	100
#33	Space Tours Tripple	100
#4	Spaghetti with Moonballs	100
#352	Spam Witch sammich	100
#178	Spooky Surprise Egg	100
#15	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	100
#29	Squat-Thrust Magazine	100
#48	Steal This Candy	100
#4	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	100
#9	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	100
#5	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	100
#7	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	100
#31	Stone Golem pebbles	100
#35	Strix stix	100
#31	Sugar Cog	100
#101	Summer Nights	8
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#4	Super Weight-Gain 9000	100
#98	Supernova Champagne	100
#53	Swabbie™ swab	100
#6	Sweet Sword	100
#134	Swizzler	100
#5	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	100
#19	T.U.R.D.S. Key	100
#31	TI-9000 calculator	100
#158	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	100
#166	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	100
#59	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	4
#163	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	100
#93	Tales from the Fireside	8
#86	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	23
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#477	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	100
#62	Tears of the Quiet Healer	100
#9	Temps Tempranillo	100
#5	Tequiz Navidad	100
#10	The Art of Slapfighting	100
#13	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	100
#56	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	100
#6	The Bomb	100
#66	The Cooler Out of Space	41
#285	The Joy of Wassailing	12
#9	The Kloop in the Coop	1
🥇	The Landscaper's leafblower	100
🥇	The Lost Comb	100
#4	The Lost Glasses	100
#152	The Necbronomicon	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#63	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	100
#32	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#37	Tiger-lily's milk	100
#131	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#60	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	100
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#105	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	100
#101	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	100
#97	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	100
#101	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	100
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#367	Trollhouse cookies	100
#43	Tuesday's ruby	100
#118	Typical Tavern swill	100
#33	Unagnimated Gnome	1
#60	Uncle Buck	1
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#135	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	100
#33	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	100
#15	Uncle Romulus	100
#40	Underworld sapling	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#8	Ur-Donut	100
#310	Valentine	100
#6	Venus flytrap	100
🥈	Vial of jus de larmes	100
#5	Vodka Matryoshka	100
#19	WA	100
#46	Wand of Nagamar	100
#431	Warm Subject gift certificate	100
#17	Wax Flask	100
#75	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	100
#14	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	100
#19	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	100
#45	White Citadel burger	100
#36	White Citadel fries	100
#8	Whoompa Fur Pants	100
#183	Wint-O-Fresh mint	100
#18	Wolfman Nardz	100
#30	Workytime Tea	100
#11	Wrecked Generator	100
🥉	X-37 gun	100
#39	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	100
#37	Ye Olde Meade	100
#41	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	100
#9	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	100
#129	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	100
#1358	Yummy Tummy bean	100
#33	Z-Bone steak	100
#68	Ze™ goggles	100
#34	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	100
#31	a butt tuba	100
#48	a cute angel	1
#55	a little sump'm sump'm	100
#38	abandoned candy	100
#29	abominable blubber	100
#186	abominable snowcone	100
#44	accidental cider	100
#70	acid-squirting flower	100
#48	acoustic guitarrr	100
#60	adder	100
#147	adder bladder	100
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#39	adventurer clone egg	1
#75	agua de vida	100
#32	alien drugs	100
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#203	alien source code printout	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#102	all-purpose cleaner	100
#4	all-purpose flower	100
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#10	alpha-mail pants	100
#31	alphabet gum	100
🥇	ammonite candy mold	100
#53	ammonite fossil	100
#15	amok pudding	100
#10	amok putter	100
#171	amulet of extreme plot significance	100
#128	ancient Magi-Wipes	100
#5	ancient cursed foot locker	100
#39	ancient frozen dinner	100
#20	ancient ice cream scoop	100
#52	ancient poisoned dart	100
#98	ancient protein powder	100
#58	ancient spice	100
#19	ancient stone fist	100
#13	ancient stone head	100
🥈	ancient turtle shell	100
🥇	ancient turtle shell helmet	100
🥇	ancient turtle shell powder	100
#31	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	100
#107	ancient vinyl coin purse	100
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#11	dusty right ulna	100
#12	dusty sacral vertebrae	100
#11	dusty second caudal vertebra	100
#8	dusty second cervical vertebra	100
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#11	dusty second thoracic vertebra	100
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#7	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	100
#11	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	100
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#23	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	100
#66	eXtreme mittens	100
#64	eXtreme scarf	100
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#179	effervescent potion	100
#13	eggbeater	100
🥉	eggman noodles	100
#179	eggnog	100
#12	elderly jawbreaker	100
#18	eldritch dough	100
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#296	elven cellocello	39
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#86	elven magi-pack	100
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#742	empty agua de vida bottle	100
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#18	enormous hoop earring	100
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#14	especially salty dog	100
🥉	essential cameraderie	100
🥉	essential soy	100
#8	essential tofu	100
#134	evil golden arch	100
#32	evil golden arches	100
🥈	evil teddy bear sewing kit	100
🥉	exactly-three-shaped box	100
#7	exotic orchid	100
#270	explosion-flavored chewing gum	100
#8	extra-fancy ring setting	100
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#275	extra-greasy slider	8
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#89	extra-spicy bloody mary	100
🥈	extra-strength rubber bands	100
#38	extra-strength strongness elixir	100
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#20	eye of the Tiger-lily	100
#11	eyedrops of newt	100
#20	eyedrops of the ermine	100
#15	eyedrops of the ocelot	100
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#130	f3d0r4	100
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#16	fabric softener	100
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#77	fermenting powder	100
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#99	fiery wing	100
#60	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	100
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#12	fishy fish casserole	100
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🥈	flamingo mallet	100
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#105	flask of tainted mining oil	100
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#94	flat dough	100
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🥇	floaty gravel	100
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🥉	floaty pebbles	100
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🥈	fluorescent lightbulb	100
#147	flute of flat champagne	100
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#32	foam noodle	100
#28	foetid seal tear	100
#34	foie gras	100
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🥈	folder (cyan)	100
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#8	folder (heavy metal)	100
#13	folder (red)	100
#62	foolscap fool's cap	100
#8	football helmet	100
🥈	forbidden danish	100
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#83	fortune cookie	100
#27	frayed rope belt	30
#6	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	100
#5	freezerburned ice cube	100
#158	freezin' bindle	4
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#36	fricasseed brains	100
#116	frightful feather	100
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#360	frigid ninja stars	100
#72	frilly skirt	100
#21	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	100
🥉	frosty halo	100
#45	frozen Mob Penguin	100
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🥉	frozen danish	100
#125	frozen feather	100
#42	frozen nunchaku	100
#11	fruit basket	100
#225	fruitcake	100
#20	fruitfilm	100
#17	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	100
#4	fudge bunny	100
🥈	fudge cube	100
#57	fudge lily	100
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#12	fudge spork	100
#967	fudgecule	100
🥈	fudgecycle	100
#8	fudgesicle	100
#18	full meat tank	100
#10	funhouse mirror	100
#16	funky junk key	11
#16	funny bone	100
#521	furry fur	100
🥈	furry halo	100
#24	future drug: Coolscaline	100
#23	future drug: Muscularactum	100
#24	future drug: Smartinex	100
#65	fuzzbump	100
#69	ga-ga radio	100
#31	gamma nog	100
#18	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	100
#26	garish pinky ring	100
#86	gator skin	100
#8	gauze hammock	100
#9	gauze shorts	100
#11	gazely stare	100
#13	generic healing potion	100
🥇	ghast iron Garibaldi	100
🥇	ghast iron cleaver	100
🥉	ghast iron codpiece	100
🥉	ghast iron heater shield	100
🥈	ghast iron ingot	100
#441	ghost cucumber	100
#13	ghost pickle on a stick	100
#24	ghost protocol	25
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#31	ghostly body paint	100
🥉	ghostly pickling solution	100
#190	ghuol ears	100
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#30	ghuol egg quiche	100
#119	ghuol guolash	100
#20	ghuol-ear kabob	100
#19	giant artisanal rice peeler	100
#20	giant breath mint	100
#16	giant cactus quill	100
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🥉	giant diamond ring	100
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🥉	gilded ancient cursed chest	100
#4	gilded ancient cursed key	100
#17	gilt perfume bottle	100
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#259	gingerbread bugbear	100
#608	gingerbread house	1
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🥈	glacial clock	100
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🥈	glob of Blank-Out	100
#25	glob of green slime	100
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#52	gnoll lips	100
#70	gnoll teeth	100
#15	gnoll-tooth necklace	100
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#18	goat cheese taco	100
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#8	goblin autoblowgun	100
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#63	golden plastic oyster egg	3
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#7	goofily-plumed helmet	100
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🥇	googly-ball hat	100
🥇	googly-heart hat	100
🥇	googly-star hat	100
#55	goth kid t-shirt	100
#50	government cheese	100
#17	government-issued night-vision goggles	38
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#70	grape troll doll	1
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#19	grass clippings	100
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#7	graveyard snowglobe	100
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#267	green candy heart	100
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#441	green pixel	100
#16	green pixel potion	100
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#20	green-frosted astral cupcake	100
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#9	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	100
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#87	guano coffee cup	100
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#73	guitar pick	100
🥇	gummi ammonite	100
🥈	gummi belemnite	100
#68	gummi bowtie	1
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🥇	gummi trilobite	100
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#13	half-sized guitar	100
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🥈	hammerus	100
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#17	headhunter necktie	100
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#7	heavy necklace chain	100
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🥈	helm of the white knight	100
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#438	helmet turtle	100
#190	hemp string	100
#29	hep waders	11
#282	herb brownies	100
#54	herbal stuffing	100
#281	herbs	100
#67	hermit permit	100
#744	herringcello	24
#39	hibernating robot reindeer	1
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#33	high-calorie sugar substitute	100
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#67	hippopotamus skin	100
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#53	hippy herbal tea	100
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#160	holiday log	1
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#6	holy bomb, batman	100
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#64	honey-dipped locust	100
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#76	hot nuggets	100
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#475	hot wing	100
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#98	huge gold coin	100
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#413	ice-cold Willer	100
#269	ice-cold fotie	100
#163	ice-cold six-pack	100
#6	iced-out bling	100
#45	icy katana hilt	100
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#4	incense bath ball	89
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#52	infernal insoles	100
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🥉	insane tophat	100
#124	insanely spicy bean burrito	100
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#79	interesting-looking twig	100
#250	intriguing puzzle box	2
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#50	invisible bag	12
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#28	irate sombrero	100
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#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
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#13	irresistibility potion	100
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#34	jabañero pepper	100
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#54	janglin' bones	100
#316	jar of fermented pickle juice	6
#19	jar of squeeze	27
#125	java cookie	5
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#291	jazz soap	100
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#41	jingle bell	1
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#51	jug-o-magicalness	100
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#24	ketchup	100
#119	ketchup hound	100
#4	kickback cookbook	100
#24	killing jar	100
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#75	kiwi	100
#169	kneecapping stick	100
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#23	knob bugle	100
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🥈	ladle of mystery	100
#131	large box	100
#25	large cocoa eggshell fragment	100
#270	lavender candy heart	100
#20	lavender paisley oyster egg	100
#24	lavender plastic oyster egg	100
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#126	leathery bat skin	100
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#72	licorice root	100
#227	lihc eye	100
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#165	lime	100
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#88	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	100
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#72	lint	100
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#113	long skinny balloon	100
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
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#45	lost key	100
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#25	lotion of stench	100
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#179	lowercase N	100
#7	lucky ball-and-chain	100
#30	lucky bottlecap	28
#68	lump of Brituminous coal	100
#7	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	23
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#60	lump of diamond	100
#204	lunar isotope	100
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#65	magilaser blastercannon	100
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🥈	makeshift cape	100
#18	makeshift crane	100
#4	makeshift skirt	100
🥉	makeshift turban	100
#18	many-eyed glasses	100
#90	maple syrup	100
#51	margarita	100
#42	mariachi G-string	100
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#250	marshmallow	100
#144	marshmallow flambé	4
#88	martini	100
#182	marzipan skull	100
#16	mauve paisley oyster egg	100
#25	mauve plastic oyster egg	100
#24	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	100
#22	mauve striped oyster egg	100
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#380	meat paste	100
#35	meat st‰¿bing club	100
#345	meat stack	100
#369	meat vortex	100
#5	meatcar model	100
#8	meatloaf helmet	100
#26	meatsmithing guide	100
#118	megatofu	100
#59	melted Jell-o shot	100
#16	memory of a C	100
🥇	memory of a CA base pair	100
#4	memory of a CG base pair	100
🥇	memory of a CT base pair	100
#16	memory of a G	100
🥈	memory of a GT base pair	100
#12	memory of a T	100
#10	memory of an A	100
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#4	memory of an AT base pair	100
#27	memory of some delicious amino acids	100
#8	menorette	100
#9	menudo	100
#65	mesh cap	100
#369	metallic A	100
🥉	microwave stogie	100
#55	milk of magnesium	100
#162	milky potion	100
#53	mime soul fragment	100
#185	mind flayer corpse	100
#51	miner's helmet	100
#49	miner's pants	100
#145	miniature antlers	1
#5	miniature boiler	100
#20	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	100
🥈	miniature castagnets	100
🥈	miniature coffin	100
#26	minin' dynamite	100
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#5	misshapen animal skeleton	100
#5	missing wine	100
#29	mojo filter	100
#137	molten brick	100
#42	monkey wrench	100
#547	monomolecular yo-yo	100
#136	mood ring	100
#9	moonglasses	100
#82	mother's little helper	100
#25	motivational poster	100
#227	moxie weed	100
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#17	mulled cider	100
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#219	mummy wrapping	100
#172	murky potion	100
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#7	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	25
#9	mysterious chemical residue	100
#14	mysterious present	100
#32	nail file	100
#5	nailswurst	100
#156	nanite-infested candy cane	100
#38	nanite-infested eggnog	100
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#9	natto marble soda	100
#6	natto pocky	100
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#72	necrotizing body spray	100
#15	neurostim pill	100
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#180	night-vision goggles	8
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#37	ninja crampons	16
#66	ninja hot pants	100
#25	ninja mop	100
#36	ninja rope	20
#31	non-aged vinegar	100
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#366	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	100
#472	stuffed Meat	100
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#84	stuffed crazy bastard sword	100
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#43	stuffed ghuol whelp	100
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#19	sugar shotgun	100
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#17	temporary tribal tattoo	100
#248	ten-leaf clover	100
#24	tenderizing hammer	100
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#21	terrible poem	100
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#19	the funk	100
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#5	thought balloon	100
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#8	time halo	100
#353	tin cup of mulligan stew	3
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#7	tiny Mountie hat	100
#9	tiny balloon knife	100
#222	tiny bottle of absinthe	100
#19	tiny bowler	100
#25	tiny canopic jar	100
#13	tiny dancer	100
🥇	tiny do-rag	100
#804	tiny house	100
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#73	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	100
#71	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	100
#18	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	100
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
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#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
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#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#131	tiny plastic leprechaun	100
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
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#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
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#35	tiny slimy cyst	100
🥉	tiny sombrero	100
#26	tip jar	100
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#21	tisket	100
#126	titanium assault umbrella	100
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#5	toasted brie	100
#12	tobiko marble soda	100
#6	tobiko pocky	100
#8	tobiko-infused sake	100
🥉	toe jam	100
#4	toe jam toast	100
#24	tofu casserole	100
#65	tofurkey gravy	100
#64	tofurkey leg	100
#371	tomato	100
#18	tomato daiquiri	100
#64	tomato juice of powerful power	100
#26	tomb ratchet	100
#44	tonic water	100
🥈	too legit potion	100
#26	toothbrush	100
#47	top	100
#4	torquoise	100
🥇	torquoise ring	100
🥉	tortoboggan	100
🥉	tortoboggan shield	100
#61	tourmalime	100
#4	tourmalime tourniquet	100
#81	towel	100
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#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#84	toy crazy train	100
#222	toy hoverpad	100
#7	traffic jam	100
🥉	traffic jam toast	100
#65	transporter transponder	100
#366	tree-eating kite	100
#202	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	6
🥈	trilobite candy mold	100
#52	trilobite fossil	100
#5	troll britches	100
🥇	trousers of the white knight	100
#5	trout fang	100
#7	troutpiece	100
#40	true grit	100
#13	tube of hair oil	100
#25	tulip	100
#396	turtle totem	100
#22	turtle wax	100
#8	turtle wax shield	100
#184	twinkly nuggets	100
#156	twinkly powder	100
#542	twinkly wad	100
#5	twisted piece of wire	100
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#172	twitching time capsule	1
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#14	una poca de gracia	100
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#74	uncooked chorizo	100
#34	unearthed potsherd	100
#21	unholy water	100
#76	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#192	unidentified jerky	100
#7	union scalemail pants	100
#8	unnatural gas	100
#21	unquiet spirits	100
#133	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	100
#9	unrolling pin	100
#12	unsanitized scalpel	21
#522	unstable DNA	100
#29	unused soap	100
#15	unused walkie-talkie	100
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#131	urinal cake	100
#8	used beer	100
#746	useless powder	100
#682	valuable trinket	100
🥉	vampire glitter	100
#19	vampire pearl	100
#11	vampire pellet	32
#9	vial of Gnomochloric acid	100
#11	vial of The Glistening	100
#42	vial of holy water	100
#20	vibrating cyborg knife	100
#167	viking helmet	100
#398	vinegar	100
#193	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	100
#34	viral DNA	100
#29	vodka and cranberry	100
#60	vodka martini	100
#68	volcanic ash	100
#21	volleyball	100
#197	voodoo snuff	8
#105	vorpal blade	100
#19	wad of cotton	56
#395	wad of dough	100
#95	wad of tofu	100
#4	walrus ice cream	100
#19	walrus-tusk earring	100
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#65	wang	100
#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#106	warbear badge	1
#478	warbear battery	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#15	warbear bearserker potion	100
#436	warbear beeping telegram	1
#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#164	warbear gyro	1
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#15	warbear liquid overcoat	100
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
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#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#446	warbear whosit	100
#10	wasabi marble soda	100
#8	wasabi pocky	100
#5	wasabi-infused sake	100
#368	water pipe bomb	100
#105	water purification pills	100
#26	water wings	100
#44	watered-down Red Minotaur	100
#19	weremoose spit	100
#7	wet venom duct	100
#26	whalebone corset	100
#20	whip kit	100
#68	whisker pencil	100
#37	whiskey and cola	100
#21	whiskey and soda	100
#23	whiskey in a broken glass	100
#35	whiskey sour	100
#49	white Canadian	100
#165	white balloon	100
#301	white candy heart	100
#38	white chocolate and tomato pizza	100
#74	white chocolate chip cookies	100
#144	white chocolate chips	100
#30	white collar	100
#171	white lightning	100
#24	white picket fence	100
#313	white pixel	100
#34	white rice	100
#57	white satin pants	100
#32	white satin shield	100
#134	white snake skin	100
#71	white sword	100
#28	whole turkey leg	100
#307	whoopie cushion	100
#312	wind-up chattering teeth	100
#110	wind-up meatcar	100
#129	windchimes	100
#21	wine spritzer	100
#4	wine-soaked bone chips	100
#8	wings of fire	100
#58	witch hat	11
#85	witty rapier	100
🥉	wok lobster	100
#284	wolf mask	100
#78	wolfman mask	100
#22	wonderwall shield	100
#11	wood screw	100
#30	wooden block	100
#31	wooden figurine	100
#4	wooden salad bowl	100
#40	wooden stakes	100
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#49	worn tophat	100
#125	worthless gewgaw	100
#156	worthless knick-knack	100
#114	worthless trinket	100
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#18	wumpus hair	100
🥈	wumpus-hair bolo	100
#181	wussiness potion	100
#34	yak skin	100
#12	yak whip	100
#371	yellow candy heart	100
#18	yellow drunki-bear	100
#327	yellow gummi ingot	100
#23	yellow paisley oyster egg	100
#11	yellow plastic hard hat	100
#35	yellow plastic oyster egg	100
#17	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	100
#332	yellow snowcone	100
#20	yellow striped oyster egg	100
#660	yeti fur	100
🥇	yield shield	1
#75	yo	100
#306	yo-yo	100
#47	yohohoyo	100
#32	your own black heart	100
#27	zombie hollandaise	100

Wow, that's 280,165 items total!

what items are this player missing?