Museum :: SkullRock

SkullRock

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#115	"KICK ME" sign	1
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#114	"meat" stick	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#78	8-bit banana	1
#626	9-ball	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#588	A. W. O. L. commendation	7
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#94	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#787	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#190	BACON	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#29	Barney's rake	12
#126	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#219	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	44
#182	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	12
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#208	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#568	Blood Light	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#734	Bonerdagon necklace	15
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#91	Boss Bat bling	33
#694	Boss Bat britches	21
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#225	CSA discount card	1
#230	CSA fire-starting kit	50
#193	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#45	Caipiranha	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#62	Carpathian longsword	23
#54	Celsius 233	1
#46	Cement Mixer	2
#80	Charity's choker	2
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#73	Chinese curse words	2
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#572	Chroner	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#20	Clara's bell	39
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#162	Codpiece of the Goblin King	37
#143	Coinspiracy	5
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#398	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	6
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#115	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#285	Crimbo Credit	23
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#426	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#531	Crimbo salad	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#1328	Crimbuck	312
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#79	Daisy's unclean bloomers	2
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#660	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#20	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1
#299	Drowsy Sword	64
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#17	El Vibrato restraints	32
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#241	Eldritch snap	1
#30	Elizabeth's Dollie	5
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#102	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	1
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#38	Fettris	1
#57	Firewater	1
#170	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#41	Five Second Energy™	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#62	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	2
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#42	Fuzzy Tentacle	2
#607	Gaia beads	1
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#29	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#26	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#60	Ghost Dog Chow	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#18	Glenn's golden dice	8
#75	Glo-Pop	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#22	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	34
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#348	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#16	Grim Brothers' story book	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#42	Half a Purse	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#613	Hell ramen	1
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#64	Hersey™ SMOOCH	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#73	Hot 'n' Scarys	1
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#104	Iceberglar scarf	2
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#113	Illuminati earpiece	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#303	Inner Strength	1
#316	Inner Truth	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#1288	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#42	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
#375	Jocko Homo's head	5
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#200	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#249	Krakrox's Loincloth	4
#83	Kudzu slaw	1
#489	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
#32	LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1
#23	LOV Elephant	7
#46	LOV Enamorang	1
#116	LOV Entrance Pass	1
#53	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	1
#24	Lemonade-235	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#114	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#51	Liam's mail	27
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#56	Lollipop Drop	1
#416	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	64
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#29	Ludovico Pastaco	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1200	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#116	Mae West with a fly in it	3
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#86	Mansquito's blood	1
#21	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#479	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#69	Mer-kin begsign	1
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#67	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#57	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#88	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#68	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#56	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#77	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
#41	Mer-kin hallpass	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#88	Mer-kin knucklebone	1
#83	Mer-kin lipstick	1
#46	Mer-kin lunchbox	1
#57	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
#42	Mer-kin paste	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#54	Mer-kin sawdust	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#59	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
#60	Mer-kin worktea	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#50	Microplushie: Bropane	189
#62	Microplushie: Dorkonide	60
#62	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	79
#63	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	38
#47	Microplushie: Gothochondria	150
#47	Microplushie: Hippylase	228
#59	Microplushie: Hipsterine	20
#46	Microplushie: Hobomosome	112
#47	Microplushie: Otakulone	250
#52	Microplushie: Raverdrine	121
#45	Microplushie: Sororitrate	184
#91	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	1
#287	Milk Studs	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#61	Mohobo	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#72	Moon Pie	1
#120	Moonds	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#137	Mornington crescent roll	1
#109	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#69	Mr. Screege's spectacles	20
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#91	Muschat	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#132	Necbro wafers	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#215	Newbiesport™ tent	14
#348	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#181	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	36
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#84	Northern pemmican	2
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#245	Nuclear Blastball	1
#59	Oh, the Humanitini	2
#520	Orange Star of Sacrifice	4
#79	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#109	Osk'r Chow	1
#119	Othello's dagger	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#66	Outer Wolf™ cologne	1
#144	P.B.L.T.	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#80	PB&J with the crusts cut off	1
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#724	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	10
#89	Pecos Dave's sixgun	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#196	Piddles	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#67	Plague of Locusts	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#67	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#58	Prunets	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#44	Punchplanter	1
#84	Purple Beast energy drink	1
#20	Rümpelstiltz	1
#72	Radberry Rip wine cooler	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#130	Rattlin' Chains	1
#80	Red X Shield	1
#107	Redeye™ Eyedrops	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#98	Rogue Windmill Rouge	1
#152	Roman sadnals	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#513	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#62	Salsa de las Epocas	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#55	Sazuruk-hai	1
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#125	Science Notebook	1
#117	Scuba Snack	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#193	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#230	Shivering Chèvre	1
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#178	Skullery Maid's Knee	1
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#46	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	2
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#85	Source essence	1
#49	Source terminal file: compress.edu	1
#183	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#57	Spechunky bar	1
#29	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#9	Spelunker of Fortune	4
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#80	Spookyraven signet	17
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#47	Stephen's lab coat	5
#93	Stephen's secret formula	1
#165	Stone Golem pebbles	1
#243	Strix stix	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#627	Summer Nights	2
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#119	Sweet Sword	1
#325	Swizzler	1
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#828	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#70	Take Eleven Bar	1
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#93	Tales of Spelunking	1
#65	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	2
#237	Tears of the Quiet Healer	1
#95	Telltale™ rubber heart	1
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#46	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1
#109	Texas tea	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#82	The Bomb	1
#6	The Chill of the Wild	1
#419	The Cooler Out of Space	3
#77	The Emperor's dry cleaning	2
#33	The Emperor's new hat	2
#13	The Firegate Tapes	1
#56	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
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#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#355	yak skin	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#77	yellow pixel	10
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#67	zombie	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 14,679 items total!

what items are this player missing?