| #48 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1,238 |
| #34 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 9 |
| #180 | "caramel" orange | 6 |
| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #38 | 20-lb can of rice and beans | 4 |
| #220 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #90 | 5-hour acrimony | 5 |
| #194 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #130 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #87 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #28 | A muse-bouche | 43 |
| #30 | ASCII fu manchu | 40 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #36 | Aerheads | 1 |
| #71 | Affirmation Cookie | 1 |
| #84 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #32 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 28 |
| #67 | Aggressive Carrot | 10 |
| #37 | Agitated Turkey | 3 |
| #29 | Aldebaran sardines | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #35 | Ambitious Turkey | 59 |
| #400 | Amulet of Yendor | 55 |
| #570 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #787 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #69 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #15 | AutumnFest ale | 466 |
| #16 | BACON | 53,131 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #23 | BOOterfinger | 20 |
| #336 | BRICKO brick | 65 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #34 | BRICKO stud | 37 |
| #17 | BROS Energy Drink | 105 |
| #20 | BUBBLE GUM | 45 |
| #184 | Baja sopapilla | 5 |
| #27 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 43 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #597 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 20 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #446 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 2 |
| #28 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 9 |
| #52 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 1 |
| #34 | Bastille Battalion tattoo kit | 1 |
| #142 | Beach Buck | 14 |
| #12 | Beefy Crunch Pastaco | 5 |
| #208 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #77 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #562 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #19 | Big Punk | 28 |
| #37 | BitterSweetTarts | 249 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #18 | Boletus Broletus mushroom | 9 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #29 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 6 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #1792 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #113 | Boss Drops | 1 |
| #65 | Boulevardier cocktail | 5 |
| #14 | Brain Food Pastaco | 4 |
| #15 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 34 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #18 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 43 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #36 | CSA all-purpose soap | 266 |
| #47 | CSA bravery badge | 275 |
| #48 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 274 |
| #193 | CSA discount card | 3 |
| #113 | CSA fire-starting kit | 206 |
| #54 | CSA obedience grenade | 336 |
| #60 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 274 |
| #42 | Camp Scout pup tent | 446 |
| #83 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #32 | Celsius 233 | 2 |
| #25 | Charity's choker | 33 |
| #39 | Charleston Choo-Choo | 2 |
| #22 | Cheer-Up soda | 45 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #21 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 738 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cold Fang | 2 |
| #8 | Colera Peste Nebbiolo | 1 |
| #9 | Comet Pop | 242 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #36 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #391 | Corpse Island iced tea | 13 |
| #37 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 26 |
| #383 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 14 |
| #41 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #373 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #92 | Crimbo candied pecan | 358 |
| #80 | Crimbo candle | 3 |
| #7 | Crimbo crystal shards | 75 |
| #11 | Crimbo dinner | 104 |
| #28 | Crimbo food scraps | 372 |
| #79 | Crimbo fudge | 441 |
| #59 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 543 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #7 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 721 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #74 | Crimbojito | 4 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbosmopolitan | 108 |
| #53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
| #21 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 5 |
| #47 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 2 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #127 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 7 |
| #21 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 3 |
| #109 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #145 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 34 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 94 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #89 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 294 |
| #20 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 7 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 93 |
| #48 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 2 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #7 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 11 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 3 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 5 |
| #1117 | Crown of the Goblin King | 21 |
| #214 | D roll | 30 |
| #123 | DUFRESNE Suds | 52 |
| #37 | Dad's brandy | 4 |
| #48 | Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually | 1 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting | 1 |
| #44 | Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested | 1 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master | 1 |
| #45 | Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 2 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose | 1 |
| #36 | Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week | 2 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #81 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 2 |
| #18 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 42 |
| #6 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #31 | Dish of Clarified Butter | 7 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #27 | Doc's Special Reserve Wine | 1 |
| #879 | Drowsy Sword | 17 |
| #81 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #33 | Dweebisolâ„¢ inhaler | 33 |
| #89 | El Vibrato restraints | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #241 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #23 | Electric Punch | 1 |
| #153 | Elf Army machine parts | 2 |
| #218 | Elf Guard MPC | 319 |
| #51 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #14 | Elf Guard clipboard | 3 |
| #58 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 4 |
| #10 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 55 |
| #45 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 2 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #8 | Elf Guard honor present | 41 |
| #83 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #18 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 6 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #48 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 5 |
| #51 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 5 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #6 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 72 |
| #31 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 2 |
| #52 | Elf Guard safety bear | 2 |
| #30 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 2 |
| #84 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #6 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 14 |
| #9 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 110 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #38 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #8 | Energy Buzz Pastaco | 8 |
| #5 | Extrovermectinâ„¢ | 86 |
| #32 | Eye and a Twist | 2 |
| #31 | FDKOL commendation | 16,514 |
| #357 | FDKOL hotcakes | 8 |
| #31 | Fabiotion | 2 |
| #177 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 7 |
| #115 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 5 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #23 | Flag by the Footâ„¢ | 1 |
| #17 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 44 |
| #22 | French bronilla brogurt | 4 |
| #125 | Friendliness Beverage | 71 |
| #67 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #446 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #20 | Gabarbar | 1 |
| #508 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Elf | 1 |
| #44 | Ghost Dog Chow | 6 |
| #58 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 2 |
| #49 | Gin Mint | 4 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #29 | Gnollish sangria | 5 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #951 | Go-Wassail | 3 |
| #117 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1 |
| #108 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 1 |
| #11 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
| #101 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 1 |
| #207 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #10 | Greek fire | 74 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #112 | Gummy Brains | 3 |
| #10 | Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom | 16 |
| #43 | Handsome Devil | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #13 | Helvella Haemophilia mushroom | 6 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #36 | Ice Island Long Tea | 7 |
| #20 | Iceberglar scarf | 51 |
| #25 | Illuminati earpiece | 42 |
| #347 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #156 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #82 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #38 | Inner Wisdom | 6 |
| #874 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #62 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 3 |
| #62 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #339 | Jack-in-the-box | 18 |
| #51 | Jamaican coffee | 10 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #52 | Kelflar vest | 4 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #179 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #61 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #26 | Kudzu slaw | 43 |
| #385 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 14 |
| #83 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 9 |
| #70 | LCD game: Food Eater | 12 |
| #69 | LCD game: Garbage River | 14 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #18 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 49 |
| #188 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 5 |
| #5 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 2 |
| #12 | LavaCoâ„¢ Lamp housing | 1 |
| #27 | Leonard's glasses | 44 |
| #729 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #43 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 37 |
| #17 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 13 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #51 | Lolsipop | 2 |
| #697 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 39 |
| #23 | Louder Than Bomb | 3 |
| #18 | Ludovico Pastaco | 2 |
| #4 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #31 | Mansquito's blood | 33 |
| #17 | Manual of Lock Picking | 3 |
| #21 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
| 🥉 | Map to Kokomo | 1 |
| #172 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 3 |
| #38 | Marltini | 1 |
| 🥉 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 462 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #12 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 25 |
| #17 | Medical Pastaco | 2 |
| #30 | Mer-kin rocksalt | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #50 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #4 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 2 |
| 🥉 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 2 |
| #58 | Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey | 26 |
| #133 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #56 | Mint Yulep | 3 |
| #247 | Misty Cape | 5 |
| #319 | Misty Cloak | 2 |
| #16 | Moonds | 36 |
| #32 | My First Paycheck envelope | 2 |
| #16 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 1 |
| #162 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #164 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #145 | Mysterious Green Box | 3 |
| #132 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #5 | Never Don't Stop Not Striving | 1 |
| #46 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| #4 | New Age hurting crystal | 2,551 |
| #239 | New Zealand iced tea | 25 |
| #6 | No Hats as Art | 2 |
| #10 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 2 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #22 | O | 98 |
| #51 | Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module | 25 |
| #6 | Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom | 11 |
| #31 | Osk'r Chow | 33 |
| #46 | Othello's dagger | 4 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #4 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 62 |
| #52 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 27 |
| #34 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 737 |
| #72 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 2 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #15 | Party-in-a-Canâ„¢ | 9 |
| #13 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #32 | Piddles | 474 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #34 | Poké-Gro fertilizer | 5 |
| #696 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #25 | Polka Pop | 248 |
| #8 | Pop Art: a Guide | 2 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #5 | Psycho From The Heat | 2 |
| #41 | Purple Beast energy drink | 94 |
| 🥈 | Rümpelstiltz | 34 |
| #153 | Racisto Ruidoso | 2 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #74 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 2 |
| #17 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer | 4 |
| #25 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread | 2 |
| #17 | Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend | 9 |
| #21 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 4 |
| #26 | Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 2 |
| #26 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta | 2 |
| #16 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar | 4 |
| #22 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend | 3 |
| #16 | Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 5 |
| #36 | Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta | 1 |
| #29 | Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris | 1 |
| #27 | Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone | 2 |
| #19 | Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 3 |
| #22 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia | 3 |
| #22 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. | 2 |
| #9 | Red Pill | 41 |
| #65 | Red Roger's reliquary | 13 |
| #216 | Red Rover BB gun | 18 |
| #34 | Redeyeâ„¢ Eyedrops | 47 |
| #1202 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #24 | Riker's Search History | 1 |
| #25 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 32 |
| #169 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 8 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #52 | SMOOCH soda | 44 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #513 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #35 | Sangria de Menthe | 4 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #105 | Schrödinger's thermos | 348 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #19 | Scuba Snack | 41 |
| #4 | Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #63 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 32 |
| #52 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 2 |
| #16 | Siberian sunrise | 11 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #53 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 33 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #17 | Smuggler's Punch | 2 |
| #100 | Sogg-Os | 4 |
| #85 | Source essence | 1 |
| #53 | Source terminal DIAGRAM chip | 1 |
| #51 | Source terminal file: cram.ext | 1 |
| #6 | Southern yam | 4 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #6 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 2 |
| #9 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 2 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #9 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 2 |
| #12 | Spelunker of Fortune | 2 |
| #17 | Spelunker's Guild prize sack | 1 |
| #313 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 16 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #13 | Stemonitis Staticus mushroom | 7 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #13 | Swedish coffee | 15 |
| #30 | Swedish massage fish | 4 |
| #119 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #30 | TRIO cup of beer | 6 |
| #114 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 158 |
| #125 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 145 |
| #116 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 157 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #37 | Tapioc berry | 2 |
| #95 | Telltaleâ„¢ rubber heart | 1 |
| #50 | Tequiz Navidad | 3 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #23 | The Author's inkwell | 56 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #228 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 16 |
| 🥉 | The Chill of the Wild | 2 |
| #63 | The Emperor's new cookie | 1 |
| #4 | The Firegate Tapes | 2 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #25 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 2 |
| #43 | The Imploded World | 2 |
| #53 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 2 |
| #52 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 2 |
| #52 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 2 |
| #65 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #16 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 7 |
| #47 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 2 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #11 | The Mad Liquor | 2 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #20 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #19 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #20 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #19 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #20 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #18 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #48 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #30 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| #6 | The Plumber's mushroom stew | 2 |
| #44 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #59 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 2 |
| #37 | Third Base | 3 |
| #53 | This Charming Flan | 2 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 19 |
| #198 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 27 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #101 | Tiger-lily's milk | 26 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #4 | To Build an Igloo | 2 |
| #67 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #18 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 16 |
| #6 | Trainbot circuitry | 1,001 |
| #38 | Trainbot harness | 2 |
| 🥉 | Trainbot linkages | 955 |
| #8 | Trainbot luggage hook | 20 |
| #5 | Trainbot optics | 988 |
| #5 | Trainbot plating | 977 |
| #6 | Trainbot radar monocle | 25 |
| 🥉 | Trainbot servomotors | 1,541 |
| #43 | Trainbot slag | 174 |
| #6 | Trainbot tubing | 984 |
| #7 | Trash, a Memoir | 2 |
| #612 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #8 | Tremella Tarantella mushroom | 9 |
| #167 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 19 |
| #146 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 27 |
| #184 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 11 |
| #153 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 22 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #95 | Twelve Night Energy | 5 |
| #12 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 5 |
| #126 | Typical Tavern swill | 93 |
| #11 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 7 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #296 | Uncle Romulus | 4 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #54 | VYKEA bracket | 5 |
| #64 | VYKEA hex key | 1 |
| #63 | VYKEA mead | 1 |
| #60 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
| #66 | VYKEA woadpaint | 1 |
| #177 | Valentine | 201 |
| #43 | Vodka Matryoshka | 5 |
| #15 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 2 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
| #27 | Wickers bar | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #28 | Wrotz | 1 |
| #42 | Xiblaxian cache locator simcode | 3 |
| #50 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 6 |
| #29 | Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode | 4 |
| #21 | Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner | 8 |
| #53 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 1 |
| #37 | Xiblaxian holo-training simcode | 3 |
| #48 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 2 |
| #67 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 493 |
| #38 | Yeg's Motel alarm clock | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #22 | Yorick | 2 |
| #49 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #82 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 77 |
| #309 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 6 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #51 | abstraction: joy | 1 |
| #35 | abstraction: motion | 4 |
| #64 | abstraction: thought | 3 |
| #234 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #330 | agua de vida | 2 |
| #239 | alien drugs | 4 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #22 | alien hologram projector | 40 |
| #81 | alien protein powder | 2 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #131 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #33 | ancient medicinal herbs | 5 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #851 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #139 | angst burger | 1 |
| #40 | animal part cracker | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #31 | antimatter wad | 15 |
| 🥉 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 119 |
| #169 | antique bottle opener | 5 |
| #205 | antique painting of a landscape | 4 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #182 | antique record album | 16 |
| #384 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #13 | armored prawn | 23 |
| #55 | asbestos thermos | 6 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #35 | assassin's cheese knife | 35 |
| #50 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #26 | astral mushroom | 1,147 |
| #41 | astronaut ice-cream | 10 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #48 | automa-bot parts | 555 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #12 | autumn breeze | 481 |
| 🥈 | autumn dollar | 2,552 |
| #11 | autumn leaf | 422 |
| #10 | autumn years wisdom | 483 |
| #10 | autumn-spice donut | 1,285 |
| #22 | baby rigging snake | 4 |
| #2310 | badass belt | 22 |
| #61 | bag of GORF | 346 |
| #51 | bag of GORP | 510 |
| #39 | bag of QWOP | 333 |
| #426 | bag of airline peanuts | 72 |
| #75 | bag of bones | 10 |
| #29 | bag of random words | 36 |
| #36 | bag of sausage links | 1 |
| #27 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 30 |
| #20 | baked stuffing | 3 |
| #25 | bakelite-covered bacon | 1 |
| #125 | ball | 54 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #25 | baloney rotgut | 40 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #221 | banana cream pie | 2 |
| #98 | banana daiquiri | 3 |
| #413 | banana peel | 6 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #412 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #76 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #55 | barrel cracker | 8 |
| #32 | basaltamander tongue | 14 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #26 | batarang | 45 |
| #641 | battered Crimbo Crate | 14 |
| #50 | bear claw | 3 |
| #25 | beefy pill | 13 |
| #448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #290 | bejeweled cufflinks | 15 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #523 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #111 | berries of suffering | 3 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #48 | bishop cookie | 2 |
| #545 | bite-me-red lipstick | 2 |
| #60 | black and white cracker | 5 |
| #154 | black candy heart | 87 |
| #78 | black mana | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #214 | black snowcone | 18 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #40 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #111 | blind-packed capsule toy | 171 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #84 | blood and blood | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #18 | blood-red mushroom wine | 7 |
| #47 | blue grass | 42 |
| #47 | blue mana | 24 |
| #60 | blue oyster badge | 48 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #77 | blue potion | 10 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #83 | blue snowcone | 257 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #66 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 21 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #242 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #32 | boiling broth | 1 |
| #11 | boiling hot cocoa | 140 |
| 🥉 | bolder boulder | 46 |
| #486 | bone chips | 25 |
| #28 | booby trap | 25 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #52 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #677 | bottle of Blank-Out | 5 |
| #150 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 16 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #103 | bottle of Definit | 32 |
| #29 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 198 |
| #37 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 2 |
| #24 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 4 |
| #96 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 30 |
| #26 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 4 |
| #76 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 88 |
| #18 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 7 |
| #28 | bottle of Professor Beer | 5 |
| #19 | bottle of Race Car Red | 4 |
| #25 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 4 |
| #31 | bottle of Red-Out | 42 |
| #714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #290 | bottle of fire | 11 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #75 | bottle of lighter fluid | 1 |
| #41 | bottle of novelty hot sauce | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of sea wine | 3 |
| #135 | bottle of wine | 2 |
| #132 | boulder | 17 |
| #39 | bowl full of jelly | 2 |
| #54 | bowl of Jeal-O | 190 |
| #61 | bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢ | 2 |
| #65 | bowl of eyeballs | 2 |
| #42 | bowl of maggots | 4 |
| #53 | bowl of marinade | 1 |
| #165 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #60 | bowl of mummy guts | 2 |
| #50 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #2816 | box of sunshine | 33 |
| #83 | boxed champagne | 29 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #397 | bread line | 1 |
| #91 | bread man | 5 |
| #75 | bread pie | 11 |
| #31 | bread roll | 1 |
| #57 | breakfast mess | 308 |
| #58 | breakfast miracle | 7 |
| #44 | breath mint | 332 |
| #258 | brick | 150 |
| #71 | brilliant oyster egg | 8 |
| #1294 | brine | 2 |
| #20 | broberry brogurt | 4 |
| #23 | brocolate brogurt | 3 |
| #63 | broken BRICKO brick | 2 |
| #25 | bronze polish | 38 |
| #61 | brown felt tophat | 43 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #36 | browser cookie | 13 |
| #98 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 7 |
| #151 | bubble-wrap simulator | 5 |
| #34 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 29 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #48 | bucket of fish juice | 41 |
| #114 | bucket of honey | 27 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #13 | bug juice | 12 |
| #5 | bugbear purification pill | 425 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #50 | bunch of sea grapes | 4 |
| #210 | bungle in the jungle | 5 |
| #15 | buzzing mushroom wine | 6 |
| #463 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #194 | cabooze | 5 |
| #23 | camouflage T-shirt | 1 |
| #61 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #1100 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #71 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #68 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| #130 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #25 | can of drain cleaner | 41 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #25 | can of sardines | 177 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #121 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 58 |
| #175 | candied bolts | 6 |
| #24 | candied lime | 10 |
| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #17 | candied sweet potatoes | 6 |
| #116 | candied yams | 67 |
| #48 | candy UFOs | 1 |
| #172 | candy cane | 232 |
| #42 | candy carrot cake | 1 |
| #65 | candy cigarette | 45 |
| #45 | candy crayons | 1 |
| 🥈 | candy dress shoes | 173 |
| #79 | candy harmonica | 6 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #52 | candy mountain oyster | 1 |
| #14 | candy necktie | 51 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #48 | cannonbomb | 15 |
| #9 | canteen of eggnog | 15 |
| #28 | captured boozles | 36 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #34 | carrot cake | 3 |
| #31 | carrot cake precipice bar | 3 |
| #62 | carrot claret | 1 |
| #37 | carrot juice | 4 |
| #76 | carrot nose | 1 |
| #30 | carton of gaspers | 30 |
| #27 | cartoon harpoon | 88 |
| #76 | cartoon heart | 30 |
| #12 | cashew | 128 |
| #33 | catfish whiskers | 38 |
| #25 | celestial carrot juice | 2 |
| #13 | celestial squid ink | 10 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #28 | censored can label | 32 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #23 | charisma potion | 33 |
| #30 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 38 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #736 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 9 |
| #37 | cheer extractor | 60 |
| #31 | cheer-o-gram | 26 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #89 | cheezburger | 1 |
| #36 | chest of "pirate gold" | 2 |
| #7 | chiffon chaps | 1 |
| #6 | chiffon chevrons | 1 |
| #29 | child-sized dracula cloak | 27 |
| #9 | chitin powder | 17 |
| #6 | chitin powder paste | 15 |
| #306 | chloroform rag | 9 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #31 | chocolate covered ping-pong ball | 8 |
| #49 | chocomotive | 9 |
| #45 | chocotini | 2 |
| #414 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 26 |
| 🥉 | cinnamon machine oil | 6,819 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #71 | clear Russian | 17 |
| #121 | cloning kit | 10 |
| #510 | clown hammer | 54 |
| #904 | club necklace | 8 |
| #48 | club of the five seasons | 2 |
| #80 | clumsiness bark | 23 |
| #41 | coal contact lenses | 26 |
| #51 | cocktail mushroom | 1 |
| #46 | cocoa chondrule | 1 |
| #15 | cocoa of youth | 4 |
| #147 | coconut shell | 598 |
| #22 | cold mashed potatoes | 215 |
| #403 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #680 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #13 | colossal free-range mushroom | 4 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #36 | complex mushroom wine | 2 |
| #23 | compressed air canister | 46 |
| #195 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #86 | confiscated cell phone | 1 |
| #38 | conjured ice cream | 32 |
| #9 | cookbookbat book | 1 |
| #566 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #13 | cool hot cocoa | 128 |
| #55 | cornucopia | 1 |
| #289 | corpse on the beach | 17 |
| #218 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #326 | corpsedriver | 15 |
| #249 | corpsetini | 20 |
| #30 | corrupted marrow | 33 |
| #32 | cosmetic football | 54 |
| #26 | costume rental shop | 43 |
| #11 | cotton candy bale | 238 |
| #13 | cotton candy cone | 233 |
| #12 | cotton candy pillow | 235 |
| #14 | cotton candy pinch | 240 |
| #8 | cotton candy plug | 253 |
| #9 | cotton candy skoshe | 250 |
| #5 | cotton candy smidgen | 238 |
| #42 | cow poker | 3 |
| #5 | crabsicle | 6 |
| #20 | cranberry cylinder | 6 |
| #172 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 2 |
| #74 | crappy brain | 136 |
| #116 | crayon shavings | 2 |
| #30 | creepy nursery rhyme | 36 |
| #24 | crident | 42 |
| #6 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 200 |
| #5 | crystal Crimbo platter | 200 |
| #55 | crystal skeleton vodka | 5 |
| #568 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #24 | cube of ectoplasm | 39 |
| #115 | cubic zirconia | 3 |
| #43 | cuppa Cruel tea | 1 |
| #39 | cuppa Insani tea | 1 |
| #44 | cuppa Sobrie tea | 3 |
| #34 | cuppa Toast tea | 3 |
| #41 | cuppa Twen tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Voraci tea | 2 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #74 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #63 | cyan seashell | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #170 | cymbal syrup | 80 |
| #94 | d10 | 12 |
| #114 | d12 | 11 |
| #46 | d20 | 149 |
| #107 | d4 | 1 |
| #5 | daily dungeon malware | 27 |
| #28 | damp bar rag | 54 |
| #67 | dangerous jerkcicle | 12 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #24 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 10 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #90 | decent brain | 154 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #367 | defective skull | 65 |
| #1106 | delicious salad | 11 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #35 | demonic surgical gloves | 33 |
| #42 | denim jacket | 18 |
| #24 | dented spoon | 222 |
| #162 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #534 | designer handbag | 5 |
| #30 | devil-summoning hat | 32 |
| #17 | deviled egg | 165 |
| #188 | devilish folio | 2 |
| #75 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #695 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #809 | dill | 38 |
| #43 | diluted makeup | 39 |
| #17 | dinner roll | 212 |
| #31 | dirt julep | 3 |
| #641 | disassembled clover | 58 |
| #17 | disco biscuit | 4 |
| #237 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 2 |
| #28 | disposable lighter | 37 |
| #81 | distention pill | 3 |
| #476 | divine blowout | 3 |
| #418 | divine can of silly string | 8 |
| #319 | divine champagne flute | 18 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #367 | divine cracker | 5 |
| #451 | divine noisemaker | 4 |
| #15 | dog ointment | 34 |
| #890 | doll house | 4 |
| #1168 | dollhive | 3 |
| #40 | dorky glasses | 20 |
| #58 | dragon snaps | 83 |
| #13 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1,105 |
| #24 | drive-by shooting | 3 |
| #164 | droll monocle | 5 |
| #211 | drop of water-37 | 49 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #24 | dry cleaning receipt | 106 |
| #106 | dry noodles | 1,753 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1411 | duct tape | 10 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #91 | dungeoneering kit | 8 |
| #807 | dusty Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #35 | ear candle | 1 |
| #44 | ear poison | 183 |
| #1553 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| #44 | eaves droppers | 6 |
| #33 | ectoplasm au jus | 55 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1292 | eggnog | 9 |
| #88 | eggwater | 5 |
| #175 | eldritch effluvium | 243 |
| #162 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #89 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #61 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #19 | eldritch oil | 30 |
| #96 | electric pants | 3 |
| #403 | electrical thingamabob | 5 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #46 | electronics kit | 31 |
| #20 | elemental caipiroska | 114 |
| #40 | elemental sugarcube | 4 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #343 | elven cellocello | 36 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #210 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #1393 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #335 | elven suicide capsule | 36 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #566 | empty agua de vida bottle | 232 |
| #20 | empty lava bottle | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #322 | encoder ring | 57 |
| #755 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 15 |
| #41 | ert grey goo ring | 28 |
| #239 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #12 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #8 | evil noodles | 1 |
| #97 | evil teddy bear | 146 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #88 | executive mime flask | 14 |
| #42 | expensive champagne | 2 |
| #38 | expired MRE | 1 |
| #22 | exploding gum | 1 |
| #70 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 341 |
| 🥈 | extra special Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #4 | extra-hard jawbreaker | 24 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #764 | facsimile dictionary | 11 |
| #42 | fake cocktail | 1 |
| #491 | fake fake vomit | 68 |
| #728 | fake hand | 32 |
| #749 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #27 | fancy blue potion | 49 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #39 | fancy calligraphy pen | 2 |
| #55 | fancy canapés | 7 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #80 | fancy dress ball | 175 |
| #656 | fancy opera glasses | 4 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #199 | fat bottom quark | 9 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #125 | fetid feather | 88 |
| #23 | fiberglass insulation | 1 |
| #216 | fiery wing | 26 |
| #61 | filet of The Fish | 3 |
| #29 | filthy armor | 41 |
| #30 | filthy monkey head | 32 |
| #20 | finger exerciser | 187 |
| #192 | fire | 32 |
| #24 | fire-roasted lake trout | 7 |
| #64 | fireball | 26 |
| #56 | firemilk | 3 |
| #89 | fishelada | 11 |
| #43 | fishy paste | 2 |
| #12 | fistful of wood shavings | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #173 | flaming feather | 79 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #130 | flaming sword | 2 |
| #65 | flan del mar | 8 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #31 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 44 |
| #40 | flask of egggrog | 10 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #173 | fleshy putty | 2 |
| #86 | flirtatious feather | 103 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #27 | floaty rock | 3 |
| #379 | floaty sand | 39 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #44 | fluorescent lightbulb | 2 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #12 | fortifying hot cocoa | 134 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #154 | freightcake | 6 |
| #106 | frightful feather | 118 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #43 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 28 |
| #214 | frozen feather | 55 |
| #21 | frozen tofu pop | 5 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #23 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 10 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #15 | fruity pebble | 7 |
| #188 | fudge bunny | 3 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #943 | fudgecule | 121 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #22 | full lava bottle | 1 |
| #45 | funky eyepatch | 35 |
| #52 | future drug: Coolscaline | 44 |
| #55 | future drug: Muscularactum | 44 |
| #57 | future drug: Smartinex | 48 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #324 | fuzzy earmuffs | 6 |
| #5 | gallon of milk | 49 |
| #34 | gamer slurry | 35 |
| #31 | garbage juice slurpee | 3,080 |
| #364 | garish pinky ring | 12 |
| #42 | gas can | 33 |
| #24 | gazely stare | 41 |
| #81 | genie's bracers | 1 |
| #84 | genie's pants | 1 |
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| #11 | mid-level medieval mead | 20 |
| #6 | milestone | 77 |
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| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
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| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
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| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
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| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
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| #40 | mime army wine | 10 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #249 | mime soul fragment | 12 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
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| #29 | molehill mountain | 1 |
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| #576 | monomolecular yo-yo | 92 |
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| #16 | murderbot mask | 1 |
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| #489 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
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| #69 | occult jelly donut | 1 |
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| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #39 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
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| #136 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
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| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #50 | robin's egg | 1 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1260 | robotronic egg | 16 |
| #140 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #865 | rogue swarmer | 57 |
| #218 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #32 | rook cookie | 4 |
| #28 | root beer barrel | 1 |
| #143 | rose | 15 |
| #54 | rotten tomato | 3 |
| #60 | rotting beefsteak | 1 |
| #90 | round blue bomb | 10 |
| #1103 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #696 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1841 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #935 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #391 | rubber emo roe | 82 |
| #31 | rubber nubbin | 1 |
| #80 | rubber spider | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #56 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 10 |
| #121 | runny fermented egg | 3 |
| #24 | runproof mascara | 187 |
| #128 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #136 | sack lunch | 161 |
| #77 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #175 | salt plum | 1 |
| #118 | salt wages | 35 |
| #95 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #10 | sausage golem | 1 |
| #66 | sausage without a cause | 2 |
| #115 | sausage wonton | 1 |
| #7 | savings bond | 339 |
| #750 | sawblade fragment | 57 |
| #6 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 44 |
| #162 | scintillating oyster egg | 3 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #38 | scrap metal | 31 |
| #310 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 7 |
| #12 | scroll case | 8 |
| #868 | scroll of pasta summoning | 8 |
| #96 | scrumptious reagent | 1,745 |
| #99 | self-repairing earmuffs | 3 |
| #33 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #47 | shadow bread | 7 |
| #5 | shadow brick | 1,050 |
| #18 | shadow candy | 1 |
| #30 | shadow flame | 11 |
| #35 | shadow fluid | 10 |
| #38 | shadow glass | 4 |
| #6 | shadow nectar | 933 |
| #8 | shadow sinew | 601 |
| #53 | shadow skin | 5 |
| #61 | shadowy cat claw | 1 |
| #27 | shamanic ham | 30 |
| #77 | sharpened spoon | 1 |
| #35 | shin gourds | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #56 | shipwright's hammer | 4 |
| #31 | shoe ad T-shirt | 62 |
| #17 | shopkeeper beard | 47 |
| #10 | short beer | 17 |
| #8 | short glass of water | 18 |
| #9 | short stack of pancakes | 18 |
| #11 | short stick of butter | 18 |
| #7 | short white | 17 |
| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #129 | shovelful of dirt | 15 |
| #59 | shrimp cocktail | 1 |
| #22 | shroomtini | 5 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| #45 | signal fragment | 4 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
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| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
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| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #26 | silent P | 14 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #196 | silent pea shooter | 2 |
| #114 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #54 | single atom | 233 |
| #14 | single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 35 |
| #56 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 7 |
| #51 | sinister-looking cat | 34 |
| #160 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 11 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #33 | skeleton beans | 26 |
| #43 | skeleton quiche | 2 |
| #13 | skin oil | 37 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #50 | sleeping snowy owl | 112 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #241 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #102 | slice of pizza | 50 |
| #13 | small golem | 3 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #31 | smellbook | 31 |
| #50 | smelted roe | 8 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #29 | smoker's cloak | 1 |
| #34 | smoking grass | 1,512 |
| #36 | smooth mushroom wine | 2 |
| #17 | smudge stick | 5 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #43 | snow berries | 121 |
| #37 | snow crab | 6 |
| #236 | snowball | 1 |
| #63 | soap knife | 45 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #19 | software bug | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #40 | soggy used band-aid | 83 |
| #568 | solid gold bowling ball | 31 |
| #106 | solid gold jewel | 5 |
| 🥉 | soul coin | 12 |
| #16 | soul doorbell | 32 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #121 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #144 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #210 | space beast fur | 2 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #8 | space beast fur whip | 2 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #84 | space junk | 51 |
| #27 | space marine flash grenade | 43 |
| #17 | space needle | 2 |
| #1175 | spade necklace | 6 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #27 | spare neck bolts | 39 |
| #4 | special clip: boneburners | 457 |
| #5 | special clip: graveburpers | 441 |
| #5 | special clip: splatterers | 439 |
| #8 | special clip: squelchers | 528 |
| #5 | special clip: tracers | 983 |
| #4 | special clip: wailers | 1,418 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #829 | spectre scepter | 39 |
| #26 | spicy jerky stick | 48 |
| #40 | spidercow eye-cluster | 2 |
| #120 | spirit gum | 37 |
| #184 | spiritual eggnog | 2 |
| #111 | spiritual fruitcake | 3 |
| #40 | spiritual gingerbread | 5 |
| #38 | splendid martini | 7 |
| #212 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #632 | spooky eggnog | 9 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #14 | spooky jelly | 15 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #206 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 1 |
| #23 | spray chrome | 46 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #61 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #12 | steamed oyster | 313 |
| #313 | stick | 9 |
| #29 | stick-on gnome beard | 36 |
| #365 | stick-on-a-string | 11 |
| #78 | sticky hand whip | 1 |
| #35 | sticky lava globs | 19 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #60 | stink-penny | 202 |
| 🥉 | stinkwater | 297 |
| #129 | stolen sushi | 30 |
| #572 | strange cube | 1 |
| #16 | strange helix fossil | 5 |
| #23 | strange stalagmite | 1 |
| #9 | straw pole | 125 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #67 | stringy sinew | 125 |
| #827 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 54 |
| #1392 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 36 |
| #1587 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 32 |
| #835 | stuffed Meat | 56 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1263 | stuffed angry cow | 40 |
| #1411 | stuffed astral badger | 37 |
| #1645 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1699 | stuffed cocoabo | 29 |
| #752 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 8 |
| #93 | stuffed doppelshifter | 152 |
| #1391 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1334 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 39 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1542 | stuffed hand turkey | 34 |
| #574 | stuffed key | 100 |
| #59 | stuffed kraken | 2 |
| #814 | stuffed martini | 9 |
| #1684 | stuffed mind flayer | 31 |
| #894 | stuffed mink | 52 |
| #721 | stuffed monocle | 66 |
| #238 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #1301 | stuffed scary death orb | 40 |
| #1479 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 35 |
| #1080 | stuffed snowy owl | 45 |
| #1462 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1986 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #697 | stuffed teddy butler | 69 |
| #876 | stuffed tin of caviar | 54 |
| #546 | stuffed treasure chest | 106 |
| #1047 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 48 |
| #9 | stuffing fluffer | 28 |
| #943 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 11 |
| #119 | stylish swimsuit | 29 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #70 | sugar shank | 2 |
| #57 | sugar shard | 243 |
| #109 | sugar shield | 6 |
| #146 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #60 | sugarplum ration | 10 |
| #71 | sundae ration | 10 |
| #34 | superduperheated metal | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #45 | superheated metal | 4 |
| #48 | surprisingly capacious handbag | 12 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #28 | sweet party mix | 11 |
| #10 | sweet potato o' mine | 1 |
| #10 | sweet potato punch | 2 |
| #14 | sweet tooth | 3 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #20 | swirling mushroom wine | 5 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #44 | tainted milk | 4 |
| #125 | tankard of ale | 13 |
| #829 | teddy bear | 7 |
| #130 | teddy borg | 75 |
| #74 | temperance whiskey | 5 |
| #21 | temporary X tattoos | 2 |
| #34 | temporary tribal tattoo | 38 |
| #30 | temporary yak tattoo | 32 |
| #49 | tempura avocado | 1 |
| #34 | tempura green and red bean | 2 |
| #239 | ten-leaf clover | 104 |
| #59 | tennis ball | 1 |
| #19 | thanksgiving turkey | 4 |
| #101 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #24 | the kindest cold cut | 36 |
| #673 | theoretical string | 16 |
| #34 | thermos of brew | 10 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #155 | throwing candy | 3 |
| #531 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| #33 | tightly-wound spine | 1 |
| #87 | time residue | 2 |
| #18 | time shuriken | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #12 | tin snips | 2 |
| #121 | tin star | 2 |
| #183 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #550 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 12 |
| #33 | tiny cell phone | 1 |
| #314 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #624 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #393 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 5 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #306 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 6 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #417 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #290 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #389 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #247 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 7 |
| #126 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 10 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #240 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 7 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #161 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #72 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 5 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #389 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #122 | tiny fly glasses | 2 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #53 | tiny goth giant | 2 |
| #47 | tiny handful of mixed nuts | 28 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #747 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 13 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 2 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #32 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 2 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 12 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 12 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #28 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 2 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #73 | toasted brie | 1 |
| #183 | tofurkey gravy | 42 |
| #168 | tofurkey leg | 45 |
| #62 | tofurkey nugget | 4 |
| #28 | tomato soup poster | 30 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #30 | tonic o' Banderas | 2 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #62 | toothsome rock | 125 |
| #246 | top | 18 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #22 | totally sweet mohawk helmet | 43 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #993 | towel | 6 |
| #65 | toxic globule | 8 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #78 | toy crazy train | 102 |
| #334 | toy deathbot | 3 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #376 | toy mercenary | 20 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #364 | toy train | 6 |
| #89 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #20 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 2 |
| #31 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 2 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #90 | transdermal smoke patch | 1 |
| #32 | transmission from planet Xi | 5 |
| #216 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #210 | transporter transponder | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #110 | tree-eating kite | 301 |
| #143 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #11 | trick coin | 24 |
| #48 | triggerfingerbone | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #135 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 2 |
| #27 | tube of pendulum lube | 33 |
| #24 | tube of villain white | 38 |
| #91 | turtle pheromones | 95 |
| #260 | turtle totem | 206 |
| #44 | turtle voicebox | 39 |
| #198 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #65 | turtlemail bits | 111 |
| #1104 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #98 | ultrafondue | 1 |
| #29 | una poca de gracia | 53 |
| #482 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #129 | unfinished fruitcake | 3 |
| #76 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #159 | universal biscuit | 5 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #218 | unquiet spirits | 2 |
| #32 | unremarkable duffel bag | 104 |
| #30 | unsmoothed velvet | 11 |
| #1197 | unstable DNA | 28 |
| #986 | unstable laser battery | 46 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #180 | unused walkie-talkie | 3 |
| #10 | unusual oil | 33 |
| #258 | upsy daisy | 11 |
| #70 | valuable coin | 12 |
| #134 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 97 |
| #44 | van key | 27 |
| #764 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #42 | very fancy whiskey | 5 |
| #46 | very hot lunch | 13 |
| #43 | very small red dress | 23 |
| #88 | vial of holy water | 15 |
| #1062 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #376 | vinegar | 106 |
| #11 | viral video | 29 |
| #43 | viscous lava globs | 6 |
| #70 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 49 |
| #29 | votive candle | 25 |
| #99 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 2 |
| #42 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 126 |
| #68 | warbear auto-anvil | 3 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #132 | warbear battery | 21 |
| #22 | warbear bearserker mead | 25 |
| #204 | warbear bearserker potion | 3 |
| #82 | warbear beeping telegram | 14 |
| #82 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 8 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #116 | warbear drone assembler | 5 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| #64 | warbear empathy chip | 9 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #68 | warbear energy bracers | 3 |
| #121 | warbear exhaust manifold | 2 |
| #77 | warbear exo-arm | 3 |
| #19 | warbear feasting bread | 32 |
| #14 | warbear feasting mead | 27 |
| #124 | warbear foil hat | 2 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #122 | warbear gyrocopter | 8 |
| #95 | warbear helm fragment | 70 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #233 | warbear liquid overcoat | 3 |
| #219 | warbear metalworking primer | 5 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #103 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 11 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #188 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 7 |
| #245 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 5 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #163 | warbear soda machine assembler | 3 |
| #82 | warbear trouser fragment | 77 |
| #227 | warbear wardance potion | 3 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #404 | warbear whosit | 154 |
| #25 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 37 |
| #183 | warehouse key | 3 |
| #26 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 34 |
| #16 | warm war shawarma | 3 |
| #26 | water log | 3 |
| #61 | water purification pills | 400 |
| #68 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 56 |
| #10 | watermelon | 12 |
| #29 | wet tack | 2 |
| #69 | wet venom duct | 6 |
| #89 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 4 |
| #31 | whalecake | 2 |
| #9 | whalegun | 6 |
| #12 | whalesteak | 68 |
| #176 | wheel | 20 |
| 🥉 | whet stone | 198 |
| #219 | whiskey in a broken glass | 3 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #15 | white candy heart | 3,754 |
| #24 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #68 | white mana | 2 |
| #208 | white rice | 9 |
| #65 | whole roasted chicken | 1 |
| #23 | whole turkey leg | 191 |
| #412 | whoopie cushion | 78 |
| #464 | wind-up chattering teeth | 69 |
| #733 | wind-up meatcar | 3 |
| #60 | wind-up spider | 2 |
| #38 | wings of fire | 4 |
| #51 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 914 |
| #73 | witch hat | 10 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #52 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #5 | wrapping paper | 1 |
| #74 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #30 | wrestling mask | 26 |
| #131 | wriggling worm | 2 |
| #20 | x-ray mirror | 34 |
| #390 | x-ray specs | 55 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #24 | yellow candy heart | 4,385 |
| #73 | yellow drunki-bear | 10 |
| #131 | yellow gummi ingot | 266 |
| #33 | yellow pixel | 500 |
| #59 | yellow seashell | 3 |
| #456 | yellow snowcone | 75 |
| #549 | yo | 17 |
| #591 | yo-yo | 48 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |
| #16 | yule grog | 3 |
| #90 | yule gruel | 12 |
| #80 | yule hatchet | 6 |
| #52 | zombie | 4 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |