Museum :: zombiedust

zombiedust

Rank	Item	Quantity
#108	"DRINK ME" potion	422
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#90	"KICK ME" sign	5
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#233	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	8
#1119	1-ball	2
#587	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	8
#1050	2-ball	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#885	3-ball	3
#334	30669 scroll	26
#271	33398 scroll	83
#773	334 scroll	2
#164	37x37x37 puzzle cube	8
#889	4-ball	3
#141	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#879	5-ball	3
#785	6-ball	4
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1116	7-ball	2
#1332	8-ball	7
#626	9-ball	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#450	A. W. O. L. commendation	11
#468	ASCII shirt	3
#180	Alice's Army Alchemist	3
#149	Alice's Army Bowman	3
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#129	Alice's Army Coward	4
#19	Alice's Army Dervish	16
#136	Alice's Army Guard	6
#119	Alice's Army Halberder	9
#134	Alice's Army Hammerman	4
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#151	Alice's Army Lanceman	3
#143	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	6
#23	Alice's Army Martyr	16
#121	Alice's Army Ninja	9
#141	Alice's Army Nurse	6
#131	Alice's Army Page	7
#182	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	3
#21	Alice's Army Sniper	17
#96	Alice's Army Spearsman	12
#103	Alice's Army Swordsman	11
#161	Alice's Army Wallman	4
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#165	Amulet of Yendor	142
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#1964	Angry Farmer candy	2
#118	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	11
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#335	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#140	Atomic Pop	4
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#862	BGE merchandise order form	2
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#858	BGE shotglass	8
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#220	BRICKO brick	695
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#204	BRICKO eye brick	180
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#33	BRICKO sword	2
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#630	BURT	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#156	Barney's rake	1
#126	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#533	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	22
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#100	Bash-Ōs boxtop	10
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#186	Beach Buck	1
#456	Better Than Cuddling Cake	4
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#120	Blood 'n' Plenty	2
#528	Blood Light	2
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#149	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#1678	Bonerdagon necklace	3
#36	Bonestabber	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#740	Boss Bat bling	4
#1513	Boss Bat britches	6
#113	Boss Drops	1
#95	Bowl of Scorpions	2
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#63	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#100	Brimstone Boxers	1
#39	Brimstone Bunker	1
#451	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	13
#690	Bulky Buddy Box	4
#64	Buttery Knob	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#917	CRIMBCO mug	10
#1462	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#747	CRIMBCO wine	10
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#225	CSA discount card	1
#199	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	2
#167	Camp Scout pup tent	2
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#577	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	3
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#156	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1557	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#528	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#263	Cold Hots candy	31
#66	Comet Drop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#250	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	10
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#188	Cosmic Calorie	1
#61	Crazymaker	2
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#759	Crimbo candied pecan	11
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1261	Crimbo peppermint bark	2
#437	Crimbo pie	4
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#408	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	2
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#372	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	3
#1681	Crimboween memo	4
#2020	Crimbuck	37
#67	Cursed Punch	2
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#1840	Daffy Taffy	2
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#551	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	11
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#679	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	5
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#268	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	2
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#632	Drowsy Sword	28
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#125	Duskwalker fangs	2
#903	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#199	El Vibrato power sphere	6
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	3
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#477	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	3
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#80	Enchanted Flyswatter	3
#103	Enchanted Plunger	2
#815	Ent cider	4
#66	Event Horizon	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#425	FDKOL commendation	510
#461	FDKOL hotcakes	2
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#665	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	5
#57	Firewater	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#61	Flaming Mohobo	2
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#67	Fog Murderer	2
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#77	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#85	Fudgie Roll	3
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#178	GOTO	1
#369	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#379	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#89	Gearhead Goo	6
#265	Genalen™ Bottle	7
#29	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#24	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#33	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#478	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#82	Gnollish Crossdress	5
#142	Gnollish casserole dish	7
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#472	Gnollish toolbox	5
#51	Gnomish toolbox	2
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#817	Go-Wassail	9
#53	Golden Light	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#43	Grasshopper	2
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#37	Great Older Fashioned	3
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#46	Green Burlap	2
#655	Green Clover of Justice	3
#46	Green Giant	3
#51	Green Muslin	1
#96	Groll doll	3
#619	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#42	Half a Purse	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#490	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	3
#48	Haymaker	1
#425	Heimandatz's heart	4
#430	Hippy Army MPE	5
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#59	Humanitini	2
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#206	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	3
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1518	Imp Ale	11
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#789	Instant Karma	4
#62	Interview With You (a Vampire)	3
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#894	Iron Beta of Industry	5
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#238	Jarlsberg's earring	6
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#17	Jarlsberg's pan	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#507	Jolly Roger charrrm	5
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#392	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	20
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#135	Knob Goblin Mutagen	7
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#336	Knob mushroom	19
#191	Knob nuts	2
#646	Knob sausage	1
#180	Knoll mushroom	81
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#93	LCD game: Food Eater	4
#89	LCD game: Garbage River	5
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#301	Let Me Be!	5
#56	Locust	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#578	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	47
#456	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	14
#36	Louder Than Bomb	1
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1200	M-242	1
#41	MSG	70
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#886	Mad Train wine	43
#308	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#21	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#444	Marquis de Poivre soda	2
#65	Marvin's marvelous pill	2
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#122	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	12
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#146	Mer-kin foodbucket	2
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#46	Mer-kin lunchbox	1
#42	Mer-kin paste	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#221	Microplushie: Bropane	62
#342	Microplushie: Dorkonide	10
#217	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	27
#221	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	12
#233	Microplushie: Gothochondria	43
#253	Microplushie: Hippylase	56
#253	Microplushie: Hipsterine	5
#241	Microplushie: Hobomosome	29
#268	Microplushie: Otakulone	56
#224	Microplushie: Raverdrine	40
#233	Microplushie: Sororitrate	50
#287	Milk Studs	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#43	Miserable Pie	1
#121	Missing Eye Simulation Device	2
#297	Misty Cape	3
#319	Misty Cloak	2
#269	Misty Robe	4
#61	Mohobo	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#67	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#57	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#109	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#89	Mr. Haggis	42
#289	Mr. Joe's bangles	5
#815	Mr. Mediocrebar	62
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#91	Muschat	1
#71	Mylar balloon	6
#340	NPZR chemistry set	10
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#132	Necbro wafers	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#287	Neuromancer	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#388	Newbiesport™ tent	3
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#850	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	4
#98	Northern pemmican	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#141	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	10
#144	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	11
#183	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	7
#182	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	4
#121	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	7
#162	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	5
#245	Nuclear Blastball	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#122	Okee-Dokee soda	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#92	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#520	Orange Star of Sacrifice	4
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#193	Oscus's pelt	1
#40	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#74	PB&BP	2
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#173	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	6
#128	Pain Dip	2
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#31	Pastaco shell	1
#236	Pink Heart of Spirit	4
#67	Plague of Locusts	1
#135	PlexiPips	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	4
#374	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	4
#194	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	4
#591	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#291	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	5
#370	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	4
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	2
#254	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	3
#434	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	3
#490	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	4
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#301	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	7
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	4
#345	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	6
#455	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	4
#128	Polysniff Perfume	3
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#44	Punchplanter	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#97	Rad Lib	1
#60	Raggedy Hippy doll	10
#130	Rattlin' Chains	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#55	Red Dwarf	3
#94	Red Pill	4
#80	Red X Shield	1
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#551	Rock Pops	99
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#47	Saccharine Maple pendant	2
#391	Safari Jack's moustache	4
#39	Salsa de las Epocas	3
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#53	Sazerorc	1
#39	Sazuruk-hai	2
#661	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#821	Schrödinger's thermos	5
#493	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#81	Serenity trading card	2
#56	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#145	Shield of Icy Fate	2
#213	Shivering Chèvre	2
#218	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#68	Shot of the Living Dead	2
#150	Sinful Desires	4
#63	Sizzling Sinner	1
#65	Slimebite	1
#22	Slimosa	5
#51	Slippery Knob	1
#63	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#73	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	2
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#114	Smart Bone Dust	2
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#870	Spam Witch sammich	6
#29	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#220	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	4
#178	Squat-Thrust Magazine	2
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#22	Staff of the Midnight Snack	4
#28	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	2
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#356	Steal This Candy	5
#165	Stone Golem pebbles	1
#52	Strikes Again Bigmouth	1
#64	Suffering Sinner	1
#387	Sugar Cog	5
#945	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#67	Super Weight-Gain 9000	3
#555	Supernova Champagne	3
#53	Suppurating Sinner	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#119	Sweet Sword	1
#325	Swizzler	1
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#478	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	21
#403	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	31
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#480	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	6
#384	Tales of the Word Realms	1
#82	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	1
#159	Tears of the Quiet Healer	10
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#256	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	5
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#577	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	3
#82	The Bomb	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#633	The Joy of Wassailing	4
#47	The Lost Comb	1
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#33	The Lost Pill Bottle	2
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#152	The Necbronomicon	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
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#956	tiny plastic batbugbear	3
#916	tiny plastic beanbat	8
#987	tiny plastic bee swarm	3
#256	tiny plastic beebee gunners	17
#532	tiny plastic beebee queue	8
#1716	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#589	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	7
#745	tiny plastic blazing bat	5
#2014	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	9
#950	tiny plastic blooper	8
#1077	tiny plastic brainsweeper	7
#834	tiny plastic briefcase bat	9
#598	tiny plastic bugaboo	7
#677	tiny plastic buzzerker	6
#593	tiny plastic cavebugbear	7
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#2502	tiny plastic cocoabo	7
#6239	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#657	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	7
#942	tiny plastic cubist bull	8
#1059	tiny plastic demoninja	7
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#1452	tiny plastic drunk goat	5
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
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#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1229	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	6
#735	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	10
#668	tiny plastic fire servant	3
#944	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	8
#1210	tiny plastic fruit golem	6
#1406	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	13
#1830	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	10
#2878	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	6
#586	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	12
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#2164	tiny plastic goth giant	3
#1316	tiny plastic grue	14
#1051	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	7
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1515	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	12
#301	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	14
#1493	tiny plastic killer bee	12
#656	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	11
#2501	tiny plastic leprechaun	7
#2012	tiny plastic levitating potato	9
#1465	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	5
#217	tiny plastic moneybee	19
#1386	tiny plastic mosquito	13
#190	tiny plastic mumblebee	21
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#963	tiny plastic ninja snowman	8
#1799	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#307	tiny plastic peacannon	8
#17	tiny plastic protector spectre	2
#2493	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	7
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#952	tiny plastic scary clown	8
#2610	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1451	tiny plastic senile lihc	5
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#2158	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	3
#482	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	5
#931	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	8
#2272	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	8
#593	tiny plastic spooky vampire	12
#1386	tiny plastic stab bat	13
#2023	tiny plastic star starfish	9
#334	tiny plastic stocking mimic	2
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#1653	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	5
#1243	tiny plastic taco cat	6
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#684	tiny plastic the Free Man	3
#810	tiny plastic topiary golem	9
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1832	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#612	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	12
#111	tiny plastic warbear	2
#101	tiny plastic warbear fortress	2
#1447	tiny plastic warwelf	5
#831	tiny plastic whitesnake	9
#2166	tiny plastic zmobie	3
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#216	tiny slimy cyst	2
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#91	toast with jam	2
#73	toasted brie	1
#86	tobiko marble soda	1
#90	tobiko pocky	1
#96	tobiko-infused sake	1
#133	tofu taco	1
#2299	tofurkey gravy	2
#1885	tofurkey leg	3
#290	tomato	170
#98	tomb ratchet	14
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#108	tongue depressor	1
#163	tonic djinn	1
#66	too legit potion	1
#1139	tooth	2
#394	toothbrush	1
#1003	toothsome rock	9
#766	top	6
#750	torn hellseal sinew	1
#37	torquoise ring	1
#126	tortoboggan	1
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#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#1357	towel	3
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#1558	toy crazy train	3
#899	toy deathbot	1
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#220	toy maglev monorail	6
#1282	toy mercenary	3
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#1722	toy space helmet	2
#51	toy taijijian	1
#1384	toy train	1
#67	transporter transponder	97
#1608	tree-eating kite	10
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#95	triad summoning scroll	1
#257	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#923	trilobite fossil	1
#44	tropical island souvenir crate	1
#253	tropical paperweight	2
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#135	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2
#249	tube of hair oil	1
#71	tube of herbal ointment	1
#133	tube sock	4
#392	tulip	1
#673	turtle pheromones	1
#54	turtle wax shield	2
#131	turtling rod	1
#539	twinkly nuggets	1
#516	twinkly powder	1
#105	twist of lime	1
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#98	ultrafondue	1
#183	una poca de gracia	1
#116	unbearable light	1
#679	uncooked chorizo	1
#130	underwater slingshot	1
#124	unidentified jerky	251
#113	unnamed cocktail	2
#108	unnatural gas	2
#101	unrequired jacket	1
#804	unstable laser battery	51
#360	untamable turtle	6
#160	unused walkie-talkie	4
#664	unusual disco ball	4
#391	upsy daisy	2
#728	urinal cake	1
#107	used beer	1
#765	useless powder	97
#168	vampire chowder	1
#489	vampire collar	2
#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
#196	vampire pearl	2
#1035	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	5
#51	very large caltrop	1
#229	very overdue library book	1
#176	vial of The Glistening	1
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#129	vial of holy water	1
#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
#2066	vibrating cyborg knife	3
#879	vinegar	31
#603	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	2
#479	vitachoconutriment capsule	13
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#467	volcanic ash	4
#371	wad of cotton	8
#312	wad of dough	152
#217	wad of slimy rags	1
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
#358	walrus-tusk earring	3
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#586	wang	1
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#106	warbear badge	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#204	warbear bearserker potion	3
#436	warbear beeping telegram	1
#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
#113	warbear energy bracers	2
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#136	warbear feasting bread	4
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#11	warbear goggles	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#109	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	11
#123	warbear laser beacon	2
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#252	warbear liquid overcoat	2
#150	warbear metalworking primer	8
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
🥈	warbear plain helm	2
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#298	warbear robo-camouflage unit	3
#321	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	3
#111	warbear thermoregulator bread	3
#244	warbear wardance potion	2
#82	warbear warrior bread	4
🥉	warbear warscarf	2
#55	warm mushroom	35
#96	wasabi marble soda	1
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
#219	water purification pills	1
#474	water wings	1
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#70	weighted paperclip chain	1
#140	weremoose spit	2
#126	wet stew	1
#130	wet venom duct	2
#262	whalebone corset	1
#1147	wheel	2
#125	whimpering willow bark	1
#903	white balloon	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#633	white chocolate chips	7
#118	white class ring	94
#448	white collar	2
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#670	white lightning	7
#234	white picket fence	17
#114	white rice	20
#810	white satin pants	1
#446	white satin shield	2
#277	white snake skin	43
#854	white sword	1
#88	white whip	1
#93	whoopie cushion	236
#15	wild honey pie	2
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#123	wind-up chattering teeth	201
#469	wind-up meatcar	19
#166	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#815	windchimes	1
#439	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#94	wings of fire	1
#807	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	11
#615	witch hat	1
#87	witch wart	1
#476	witty rapier	2
#1245	wolf mask	1
#859	wolfman mask	4
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#68	wooden figurine	11
#33	wool sock	2
#61	woolen cravat	1
#411	worn tophat	2
#255	woven baling wire bracelets	4
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#587	wrench bracelet	4
#285	wumpus hair	5
#139	x-ray specs	158
#69	yak whip	2
#181	yam candy	1
#72	ye olde golde frontes	3
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#389	yellow gummi ingot	79
#63	yellow matter custard	2
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#126	yellow snowcone	208
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1375	yeti fur	7
#1803	yo	2
#2364	yo-yo	1
#143	yummy death watch beetle	4

Wow, that's 25,996 items total!

what items are this player missing?