| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #477 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 24 |
| #112 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 19 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #52 | Sword of Dark Omens | 9 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 8 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #275 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #124 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 3 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 86 |
| #1311 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #276 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 2 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #273 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 2 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #26 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 8 |
| #27 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 5 |
| #27 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 3 |
| #65 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #7 | abridged dictionary | 1 |
| #241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #208 | confusing LED clock | 7 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #163 | d12 | 1 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #7 | giant free-range mushroom | 4 |
| #1663 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #1553 | joybuzzer | 4 |
| #8 | loofah ladle | 1 |
| #4 | loofah lei | 1 |
| #311 | love song of smoldering passion | 2 |
| #264 | love song of vague ambiguity | 4 |
| #274 | personalized coffee mug | 268 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #165 | pretty bouquet | 11 |
| #131 | pumpkin beer | 6 |
| #131 | pumpkin juice | 1 |
| #130 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #52 | pumpkinhead mask | 143 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1114 | roll of toilet paper | 35 |
| #152 | sugar shard | 23 |