Splendor

RankItemQuantity
#97Überraschthexengebräu2
#41"DRINK ME" potion1,415
#86"Remember the Trees" Shirt2
#118"caramel" orange18
#25"honey" dipper1
#97"meat" stick2
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#1391,970 carat gold1
#14381-ball1
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#311/6th Pound Cake2
#72100-Watt bulb1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#1418-picohertz resonator crystal1
#2391952 Mickey Mantle card1
#14272-ball1
#12425-meat staff1
#14573-ball1
#89030669 scroll2
#108233398 scroll2
#773334 scroll2
#22037x37x37 puzzle cube1
#14744-ball1
#1414-d camera1
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#924:20 bomb1
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#14365-ball1
#1425-hour acrimony1
#14266-ball1
#26264067 scroll1
#394668 scroll1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#507-inch discus1
#22458-ball1
#648-billed baseball cap1
#798-bit banana1
#6269-ball1
#3599.44% pure math1
#409A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes2
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#60A Light that Never Goes Out1
#99A muse-bouche2
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#107ASCII fu manchu1
#785ASCII shirt1
#87Abyssal ember1
#68Accordion of Jordion2
#36Aerheads1
#71Affirmation Cookie1
#84Afternoon Delight1
#134Agent Corrigan's cigarette1
#99Aggressive Carrot1
#56Agitated Turkey1
#29Aldebaran sardines1
#276Alewife™ Ale1
#22Alexy sauce1
#274Alice's Army Alchemist1
#230Alice's Army Bowman1
#224Alice's Army Cleric1
#231Alice's Army Coward1
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#72Alice's Army Foil Alchemist1
#39Alice's Army Foil Bowman1
#37Alice's Army Foil Cleric1
#37Alice's Army Foil Coward1
#11Alice's Army Foil Dervish1
#59Alice's Army Foil Guard1
#66Alice's Army Foil Halberder1
#30Alice's Army Foil Hammerman1
#31Alice's Army Foil Horseman1
#28Alice's Army Foil Lanceman1
#66Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber1
#11Alice's Army Foil Martyr1
#61Alice's Army Foil Ninja1
#66Alice's Army Foil Nurse1
#60Alice's Army Foil Page1
#57Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden1
#15Alice's Army Foil Sniper1
#62Alice's Army Foil Spearsman1
#64Alice's Army Foil Swordsman1
#60Alice's Army Foil Wallman1
#259Alice's Army Guard1
#248Alice's Army Halberder1
#212Alice's Army Hammerman1
#227Alice's Army Horseman1
#225Alice's Army Lanceman1
#262Alice's Army Mad Bomber1
#161Alice's Army Martyr1
#255Alice's Army Ninja1
#258Alice's Army Nurse1
#259Alice's Army Page1
#267Alice's Army Shieldmaiden1
#173Alice's Army Sniper1
#251Alice's Army Spearsman1
#257Alice's Army Swordsman1
#257Alice's Army Wallman1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#16Amanitee1
#121Ambitious Turkey2
#45Amnesiac Ale1
#1457Amulet of Yendor1
#138Ancient Protector Soda2
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#392Angry Farmer's Wife Candy1
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
🥇Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy1
#70Apathargic Bandersnatch1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#27Arr, M801
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#63Artist's Butterknife of Regret1
#69Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness1
#65Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury1
#64Artist's Spatula of Despair1
#62Artist's Whisk of Misery1
#335Asleep in the Cemetery5
#437Atomic Comic1
#180Atomic Pop2
#69Aura Libre1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#57Aye Aye1
#55Aye Aye, Captain1
#65Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth1
#190BACON1
#68BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt10
#78BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt10
#212BGE merchandise order form20
#53BGE pocket calendar10
#132BGE shotglass40
#61BGE temporary tattoo10
#85BGE tiny plastic toy10
#128BOOterfinger1
#59BOOtonniere1
#330BRAINS shorts1
#28BRICKO airship1
#47BRICKO bat1
#109BRICKO brick3,090
#74BRICKO bulwark1
#10BRICKO cathedral2
#25BRICKO egg1
#46BRICKO elephant1
#111BRICKO eye brick738
#17BRICKO gargantuchicken1
#69BRICKO hat1
#32BRICKO octopus1
#58BRICKO ooze1
#47BRICKO oyster1
#63BRICKO pants1
#112BRICKO pearl1
#32BRICKO pyramid1
#38BRICKO python1
#65BRICKO reactor6
#107BRICKO stud1
#61BRICKO sword1
#55BRICKO trunk1
#61BRICKO turtle1
#18BRICKO vacuum cleaner1
#62BROS Energy Drink1
#82BUBBLE GUM1
#603BURT2
#76Bag o' Tricks1
#296Baja sopapilla1
#40Bal-musette accordion1
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#133Bangyomaman battle juice1
#156Barney's rake1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#3368Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#590Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler1
#150Barulio's bottle1
#612Bash-Ōs boxtop1
#187Bash-Ōs cereal3
#57Bastille Battalion cheese wheel1
#52Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher1
#34Bastille Battalion tattoo kit1
#196Battlie Light Saver1
#186Beach Buck1
#31Beefy Crunch Pastaco1
#101Beignet Milgranet1
#286Ben-Gal™ Balm1
#77Benetton's Medley of Diversity2
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#50Bettie page1
#15Bicycle1
#148Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook6
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#120Big Punk1
#761Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#70Bit O' Quail Spleen1
#153BitterSweetTarts6
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#46Black Angus blackburger1
#181Black Body™ spray1
#57Black Hole1
#773Black No. 21
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
#148Blood 'n' Plenty1
#568Blood Light1
#52Bloody Nora1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#14Bluzzard1
#255Bohemian rhapsody1
#41Boletus Broletus mushroom1
#534Bone's Farm "wine"1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#36Bonestabber1
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#24Boosty Juice1
#342Boozehounds Anonymous token1
#95Bordeaux Marteaux1
#232Boris's key lime1
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#924Boris's ring1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#113Boss Drops1
#57Boulevardier cocktail6
#117Bowl of Scorpions1
#75Bowlet1
#72Boxing Day Pass1
#29Brain Food Pastaco1
#94Bram's choker1
#80Breakfast Blast wine cooler1
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#68Bright Water1
#100Brimstone Boxers1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#128Bruno's blessing of Mars1
#65Bugbearclaw Donut1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#126Burt's blessing of Bacchus1
#46Bustle Hustler2
#15Buttery Boy1
#64Buttery Knob1
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#293C.H.U.M. chum1
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#363CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)3
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#263CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)3
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#288CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)3
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#101CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)5
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#231CRIMBCO mug64
#1699CRIMBCO scrip5
#1644CRIMBCO wine2
#116CRIMBCOIDS mints18
#183CRIMBCOLOAF12
#229CSA cheerfulness ration1
#199CSA scoutmaster's "water"2
#45Caipiranha1
#45Cajun accordion1
#179Camp Scout pup tent1
#32Can of Spaghetto1
#85Can-Can skirt1
#83Candicaine1
#66Candy Alexander1
#18Cantelope1
#76Cement Mixer1
#46Centauri fish wine1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#60Chakra Libre1
#61Chalice of the Malkovich Prince1
#49Charleston Choo-Choo1
#444Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#57Chester's moustache2
#90Chester's sunglasses1
#24Children's Meal of the Damned1
#90Chinese curse words1
#88Choco-Mint patty1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#45Chorale of Companionship2
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#43Chubby and Plump bar1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#104Clan VIP Lounge invitation1
#11Clan looking glass1
#12Clan pool table1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#165Claybender glasses1
#48Climate Colada1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#243Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#172Coinspiracy1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#265Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#35Comet Drop4
#70Comet Pop2
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#126Corpse Island iced tea40
#115Cracklin' Oat Bran1
#80Crazymaker1
#21Crepes a la Lune2
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#41Crimbo Carol tattoo kit1
#44Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit1
#43Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit1
#21Crimbo Factory surprise box85
#363Crimbo candied pecan32
#372Crimbo fudge30
#12Crimbo hat1
#74Crimbo paste1
#356Crimbo peppermint bark33
#190Crimbo pie15
#531Crimbo salad1
🥈Crimbo smile1
#16Crimbo stockings1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#167Crimbo wreath4
#175Crimbojito1
#87Crimbolex watch1
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#58Crimbough1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#3211Crimbuck1
#51Crown of Thrones1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#93Cursed Punch1
#326D roll2
#288DNOTC Box1
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#26Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield1
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#56Dark & Starry1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#81Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe2
#33Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce1
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#443Diet Cloaca Cola1
#14Dinsey Maintenance Manual1
#33Dinsey Whinskey1
#22Dinsey face paint1
#31Dinsey food-cone1
#8Dinsey tattoo kit1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#48Dish of Clarified Butter1
#313Divine1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#189Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#844Double Bacon Beelzeburger2
#52Doublepunchplanter1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#84Drac & Tan1
#537Dramatic™ range1
#8Dreadsylvanian hemlock1
#16Drip Institute petri dish1
#38Driplet1
#4Dripwood slab1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#18Drunk Uncles holo-record1
#63Drunken Astrophysicist1
#54Drunken Neurologist1
#52Drunken Philosopher1
#81Dump Truck1
#13Dungeon Fist gauntlet1
#151Duskwalker fangs1
#71Dweebisol™ inhaler3
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#12EMD holo-record1
#92Earring of Fire1
#47Earth and Firewater1
#71Earth, Wind and Firewater1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#13El Vibrato Megadrone2
#36El Vibrato drone3
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#494El Vibrato power sphere1
#81El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)1
#160El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)1
#291El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)1
#257El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)1
#216El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)1
#231El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)1
#227El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)1
#197El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)1
#323El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)1
#298El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)1
#283El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)1
#27El Vibrato translator1
#26El Vibrato trapezoid1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#241Eldritch snap1
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#498Elfin shortbread1
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#44Ellsbury's skull2
#470Elmley shades1
#60Elron's Explosive Etude2
#170Elvish delight1
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#124Enchanted Flyswatter1
#126Enchanted Plunger1
#1165Ent cider1
#66Event Horizon1
#206Everlasting Deckswabber1
#53Extra-slimy Slimosa1
#29Extrovermectin™1
#42Eye and a Twist1
#38Fabiotion1
#45Falcon™ Maltese Liquor1
#119Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium1
#245Fantasma en la Máquina1
#15FantasyRealm guest pass1
#55Fauna Libre1
#15Faux1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#1688Feynman gate1
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#57Firewater1
🥈First Post shirt package1
#170Fitspiration™ poster1
#105Flamin' Whatshisname2
#64Flaming Caipiranha1
#77Flaming Knob1
#77Flaming Mohobo1
#71Flaming Sazerorc1
#27Flan in the Moon2
#89Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form1
#52Flying Caipiranha1
#513Frat Army FGF1
#49French bronilla brogurt1
🥇French slippers1
#50Friendly Turkey1
#67Frigid Northern Beans1
#214Frogade1
#82Fromage Pinotage1
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#527Frosty's frosty mug2
#16Frosty's iceball1
#58Frosty's nailbat2
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#62Frown Exerciser1
#136Fu Manchu Wax1
#248Fudgie Roll1
#72Fun-Guy spore1
#167FunFunds™1
🥈Fuzzby1
#64Fuzzy Tentacle1
#178GOTO1
#607Gaia beads1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#284Game Grid ticket1
#152Game Grid token12
🥉Game Grid valued membership card2
🥇Garland of Greatness1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#164Gearhead Goo1
#462Genalen™ Bottle1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#12Ghiaccio Colada1
#105Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
#88Gin Mint1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#132Gnollish Crossdress1
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#257Gnollish casserole dish1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#594Gnollish pie server1
#672Gnollish pie tin1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#52Gnollish sangria1
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#678Gnollish toolbox1
#69Gnomish toolbox1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#229Go-Wassail84
#58Gold Velvet™ whiskey9
#66Golden Mean1
#102Good 'n' Slimy1
#696Goodfella contract11
#236Gordon Bennett1
#67Grasshopper1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#86Great Ball of Frozen Fire1
#68Great Older Fashioned1
#52Greatest American Pants1
#65Green Burlap1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#77Green Giant1
#186Green Manalishi1
#51Green Muslin1
#59Green Velvet1
#85Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog1
#200Gummi-DNA5
#364Gummi-Gnauga6
#6Gummi-Memory1
#136Gummy Brains1
#28Guzzlr cocktail set12
#4Guzzlr hat1
#36Guzzlrbuck1
#422Happy Birthday, Claude! cake2
#131Hatorade1
#601Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#248Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance1
#48Haymaker1
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#41Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans1
#154Hell broth1
#613Hell ramen1
#66Hellfire Spicy Beans1
#49Herring Daiquiri1
#46Herring Wallbanger1
#52Herringtini1
#40Highest Bitter1
#109Himalayan Hidalgo sauce1
#568Hippy Army MPE1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#390Hodgman's blanket3
#118Hodgman's bow tie1
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#21Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times3
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#57Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin2
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#64Hodgman's lucky sock1
#65Hodgman's metal detector1
#144Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#470Hollandaise helmet1
#81Hotwire™ brand candy rope2
#126How to Avoid Scams1
#49Humanitini3
#37Humpty Dumplings1
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#55Ice-Cold Beerring1
#119Iceberglar scarf1
#233Iiti Kitty Gumdrop1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#113Illuminati earpiece1
#1867Imp Ale1
#133Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration7
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#209Inndya trading card1
#623Instant Karma7
#62Interview With You (a Vampire)3
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#93Jack-O-Lantern beer1
#1195Jack-in-the-box1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#61Jackhammer1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#204Jarlsberg's key lime1
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#34Jawmaster 2000™1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#60Juju Mojo Mask1
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#6Junior Adventurer's merit badge1
#79Kashmir sweater1
#67Kentucky-fried meat crossbow1
#54Kentucky-fried meat staff1
#73Kentucky-fried meat sword1
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#110Kiss the Knob apron1
#515Kissin' Cousins2
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#81Knob Göblin lòve potion2
#200Knob Goblin Mutagen1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#211Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#183Knob Goblin eyedrops1
#1207Knob Goblin firecracker1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#165Knob Goblin learning pill1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#376Knob Goblin lunchbox3
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#190Knob Goblin nasal spray1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#741Knob Goblin perfume1
#315Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#826Knob Goblin seltzer1
#131Knob Goblin sharpening spray1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#941Knob Goblin steroids1
#163Knob Goblin stink bomb1
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#152Knob Kitchen grab-bag1
#148Knob jelly donut1
#172Knob lo mein1
#822Knob mushroom1
#238Knob nuts1
#343Knob pasty1
#646Knob sausage1
#122Knob sausage stir-fry1
#130Knob shroomkabob1
#136Knob stir-fry1
#193Knob stroganoff1
#352Knob stuffed shells1
#132Knoll lo mein1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#492Knoll shroomkabob1
#111Knoll stir-fry1
#471Krakrox's Loincloth2
#83Kudzu slaw1
🥈LARP membership card1
#669LED block1
#33LOV Elixir #31
#31LOV Elixir #61
#28LOV Elixir #91
#116LOV Entrance Pass1
🥇LWA ring1
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#456Lars the Cyberian1
#12LavaCo™ Lamp housing1
#6Lazenby's Life Lesson1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#24Lemonade-2351
#112Leonard's glasses1
#729Let Me Be!2
#102Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil2
#135Li'l Businessman Kit1
#92Libram of BRICKOs1
#112Libram of Love Songs1
#31Little Crimson Book1
🥇Loathing Legion abacus1
🥇Loathing Legion can opener1
🥇Loathing Legion chainsaw1
🥇Loathing Legion hammer1
#141Lobos Mints1
#145Lobster qua Grill1
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#57Lollipop Drop1
#127Lord Soggyraven's Slippers1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#883Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#25Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them1
#17Lucky Strikes holo-record1
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#86Lumineux Limnio1
#1200M-2421
#216MSG1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#308Mae West1
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#401Manetwich1
#86Mansquito's blood1
#48Manual of Lock Picking1
#258Mariner's Friend cough drops1
#50Mark I Steam-Hat1
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Wow, that's 30,942 items total!

what items are this player missing?