Museum :: Splendor

Splendor

Rank	Item	Quantity
#97	Überraschthexengebräu	2
#41	"DRINK ME" potion	1,415
#86	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	2
#118	"caramel" orange	18
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#97	"meat" stick	2
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#31	1/6th Pound Cake	2
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#890	30669 scroll	2
#1082	33398 scroll	2
#773	334 scroll	2
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#79	8-bit banana	1
#626	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#99	A muse-bouche	2
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#68	Accordion of Jordion	2
#36	Aerheads	1
#71	Affirmation Cookie	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#121	Ambitious Turkey	2
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#138	Ancient Protector Soda	2
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#27	Arr, M80	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#69	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#62	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#335	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#180	Atomic Pop	2
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#190	BACON	1
#68	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	10
#78	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	10
#212	BGE merchandise order form	20
#53	BGE pocket calendar	10
#132	BGE shotglass	40
#61	BGE temporary tattoo	10
#85	BGE tiny plastic toy	10
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#109	BRICKO brick	3,090
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#10	BRICKO cathedral	2
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#111	BRICKO eye brick	738
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#65	BRICKO reactor	6
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#82	BUBBLE GUM	1
#603	BURT	2
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#296	Baja sopapilla	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#156	Barney's rake	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3368	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#187	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#57	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	1
#52	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	1
#34	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#186	Beach Buck	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#50	Bettie page	1
#15	Bicycle	1
#148	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	6
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#70	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#153	BitterSweetTarts	6
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#52	Bloody Nora	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#14	Bluzzard	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#113	Boss Drops	1
#57	Boulevardier cocktail	6
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#75	Bowlet	1
#72	Boxing Day Pass	1
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#100	Brimstone Boxers	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#46	Bustle Hustler	2
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	5
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#231	CRIMBCO mug	64
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#116	CRIMBCOIDS mints	18
#183	CRIMBCOLOAF	12
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#199	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	2
#45	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#18	Cantelope	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#46	Centauri fish wine	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#49	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#43	Chubby and Plump bar	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#11	Clan looking glass	1
#12	Clan pool table	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#172	Coinspiracy	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#35	Comet Drop	4
#70	Comet Pop	2
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#126	Corpse Island iced tea	40
#115	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#80	Crazymaker	1
#21	Crepes a la Lune	2
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#21	Crimbo Factory surprise box	85
#363	Crimbo candied pecan	32
#372	Crimbo fudge	30
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#356	Crimbo peppermint bark	33
#190	Crimbo pie	15
#531	Crimbo salad	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#167	Crimbo wreath	4
#175	Crimbojito	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3211	Crimbuck	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#326	D roll	2
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#81	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	2
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#48	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#38	Driplet	1
#4	Dripwood slab	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#71	Dweebisol™ inhaler	3
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#13	El Vibrato Megadrone	2
#36	El Vibrato drone	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#241	Eldritch snap	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#44	Ellsbury's skull	2
#470	Elmley shades	1
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#170	Elvish delight	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#126	Enchanted Plunger	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#66	Event Horizon	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#29	Extrovermectin™	1
#42	Eye and a Twist	1
#38	Fabiotion	1
#45	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#15	FantasyRealm guest pass	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#15	Faux	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#57	Firewater	1
🥈	First Post shirt package	1
#170	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#105	Flamin' Whatshisname	2
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#27	Flan in the Moon	2
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#67	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#214	Frogade	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#527	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
#167	FunFunds™	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#152	Game Grid token	12
🥉	Game Grid valued membership card	2
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#12	Ghiaccio Colada	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#52	Gnollish sangria	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#229	Go-Wassail	84
#58	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	9
#66	Golden Mean	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#696	Goodfella contract	11
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#67	Grasshopper	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#65	Green Burlap	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#77	Green Giant	1
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#51	Green Muslin	1
#59	Green Velvet	1
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#200	Gummi-DNA	5
#364	Gummi-Gnauga	6
#6	Gummi-Memory	1
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#28	Guzzlr cocktail set	12
#4	Guzzlr hat	1
#36	Guzzlrbuck	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#131	Hatorade	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#48	Haymaker	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#41	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#52	Herringtini	1
#40	Highest Bitter	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#21	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	3
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#64	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#81	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	2
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#49	Humanitini	3
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#119	Iceberglar scarf	1
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#113	Illuminati earpiece	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#133	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	7
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#623	Instant Karma	7
#62	Interview With You (a Vampire)	3
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
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#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
#116	vial of swamp vapors	2
#443	vibrating cyborg knife	11
#891	viking helmet	2
#8	villainous scythe	1
#336	vinegar	115
#648	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#84	vintage smart drink	1
#27	vinyl boots	1
#152	vinyl ore	1
#51	vinyl shield	1
#49	viral video	1
#54	viscous lava globs	1
#524	vitachoconutriment capsule	11
#65	vitamin G pill	1
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#127	vodka and tonic	1
#41	vodka barracuda	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#466	vodka martini	1
#31	vodka stinger	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#196	volcanic ash	33
#141	volleyball	1
#172	voodoo glowskull	1
#471	voodoo snuff	2
#896	vorpal blade	1
#122	votive candle	1
#900	wad of cotton	1
#1099	wad of dough	1
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#696	wad of tofu	1
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#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
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#266	wand of pigification	1
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#511	war tongs	1
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#106	warbear badge	1
#478	warbear battery	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#436	warbear beeping telegram	1
#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
🥇	warbear breakfast machine	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#42	warbear drone codes	1
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#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
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#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
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#164	warbear gyro	1
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
#286	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	2
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
🥈	warbear soda machine	1
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#320	warbear trouser fragment	2
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#651	warbear whosit	1
#86	warehouse clerk's glasses	1
#82	warehouse walkie-talkie	1
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
#226	warm mushroom	8
#96	wasabi marble soda	1
#102	wasabi pocky	1
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
#939	water pipe bomb	1
#474	water wings	1
#56	water wings for babies	1
#179	water-polo cap	1
#87	water-polo mitt	1
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
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#173	weremoose spit	1
#126	wet stew	1
#29	wet venom duct	18
#262	whalebone corset	1
#84	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
#1538	wheel	1
#110	whimpering willow bark	2
#220	whip kit	1
#486	whisker pencil	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#248	whiskey in a broken glass	1
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#32	whiskey squeeze	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#140	white Crimbo ball	10
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#35	white elephant gift	2
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#1104	white lightning	1
#80	white mana	1
#114	white page	1
#802	white picket fence	1
#1027	white pixel	1
#416	white rice	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#1059	white snake skin	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#854	white sword	1
#126	white tulip	1
#88	white whip	1
#66	white wine	2
#5	white-label gin	3
#90	whole turkey leg	3
#118	wholeberd	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
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#4	wicksilver spurs	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#167	willyweed	2
#173	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#1751	wind-up chattering teeth	3
#167	wind-up ensign	1
#184	wind-up meatcar	64
#153	wind-up navigation droid	1
#164	wind-up owl	1
#71	wind-up spider	1
#166	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#815	windchimes	1
#38	windicle	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#439	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#94	wings of fire	1
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#87	witch wart	1
#72	witch's bread	1
#56	witch's brew	1
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#33	woim	1
#29	woimbook	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#37	wolfman mask	171
#46	wolfskull mask	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#54	wood screw	11
#365	wooden axe	1
#1221	wooden block	1
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#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#22	wooden spoon	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
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#46	wool sock	1
#61	woolen cravat	1
#19	worksite credentials	5
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#281	world's smallest violin	1
#5	wormwood stick	1
#4	wormwood wedding ring	1
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#74	worst candy	1
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#1042	worthless knick-knack	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#74	wrestling mask	1
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#5	writhing drippy candy bar	1
#49	wumpus hair	36
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#73	x-ray mirror	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#355	yak skin	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#181	yam candy	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#337	yellow brick road	1
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#399	yellow candygram	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#603	yellow gummi ingot	29
#48	yellow matter custard	3
#1180	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#90	yellow pixel	2
#25	yellow pixel potion	2
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#39	yellow rocket	1
#63	yellow seashell	1
#2114	yellow snowcone	1
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#1736	yeti fur	1
#2204	yo	1
#1780	yo-yo	4
#606	yohohoyo	1
#104	your own black heart	1
#194	yule gruel	1
#59	yule hatchet	10
#102	yule pup	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#185	zombie hollandaise	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 30,942 items total!

what items are this player missing?