In their foolhardy quest to collect every item, this player comes 4,000 short.

• Franken Stein
• "DEBBIE" tattoo kit
• "Humorous" T-shirt
• "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt
• "KICK ME" sign
• 'Villa' document
• 1 Meat
• 11-leaf clover
• 17-ball
• 20-lb can of rice and beans
• 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
• 4-dimensional fez
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)
• A Guide to Burning Leaves
• A Guide to Safari
• Abuela Crimbo's special magnet
• Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
• Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
• Admiral's hat
• Adventurer bobblehead
• Adventurer's Kit
• Agent Mauve
• Aiolion
• Alice's Army Foil tattoo
• Alice's Army booster box
• All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig
• Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
• Amulet of Perpetual Darkness
• Annual Ascot
• Antagonistic Snowman Kit
• Apriling band helmet
• Arrow (+1)
• Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt
• Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)
• Ass-Stompers of Violence
• AutumnFest ale
• Azurite
• Banfoy's Boutique Order Form
• Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy
• Bastille Battalion control rig
• Bastille Battalion control rig crate
• Batfellow comic
• Beach Comb
• Beach Comb Box
• Bee's Knees
• Belt of Howling Anger
• Belt of Loathing
• Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog
• Bigger Bugfinder Blade
• Bird-a-Day calendar
• BittyCar HotCar
• BittyCar MeatCar
• Black Bart's Booty
• Black and White Apron Enrollment Form
• Black and White Apron Meal Kit
• Bloodbath
• Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf
• Boltsmann ID badge
• Booke of Vampyric Knowledge
• Boots of Twilight Whispers
• Boris's Helm
• Boris's Helm (askew)
• Boris's beer
• Boris's bread
• Bowl of Infinite Jelly
• Boxing Day care package
• Brand of Violence
• Brandonian footlocker key
• Breathitin™
• Brimstone Beret
• Brimstone Bludgeon
• Brimstone Bracelet
• Brimstone Brooch
• Brimstone Bunker
• Brogre brolo shirt
• Brogre brorts
• Brogre bucket hat
• Buddy Bjorn
• Bugfinder Blade
• Build-a-City Gingerbread kit
• Byte
• CSA all-purpose soap
• CSA bravery badge
• CSA discount card
• CSA fire-starting kit
• CSA obedience grenade
• Calzone of Legend
• Camp Scout backpack
• Caramel
• Cargo Cultist Shorts
• Carol of the Bulls
• Carol of the Bulls (used)
• Carol of the Hells
• Carol of the Hells (used)
• Carol of the Thrills
• Carol of the Thrills (used)
• Carpathian longsword
• Carpricorn
• Cat-Herding Prod
• Caveman Dan's favorite rock
• Celsius 233
• Celsius 233 (singed)
• Champagne Shimmy
• Charity's choker
• Charleston shoes
• Charter: Nellyville
• Chateau Mantegna room key
• Ched
• Cheer-Up soda
• Chef Boy, R&D's business card
• Cherrytastrophe wine cooler
• Cheshire Bitten
• Chester's Aquarius medallion
• Chester's muscle shirt
• ChibiBuddy™ (off)
• ChibiBuddy™ (on)
• Christmas ham
• Chroner
• Chroner cross
• Chroner trigger
• Churchill
• Cincho de Mayo
• Citrus Crush wine cooler
• Clan Carnival Game
• Clan Floundry
• Clan VIP Lounge key
• Clan hot dog stand
• Clan shower
• Clan speakeasy
• Clara's bell
• Cloaca Cola Polar
• Cloak of Dire Shadows
• Cobra Bowl
• Cocktails of the Age of Sail
• Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)
• Coily™
• Cold Fang
• Cold One
• Cold Stone of Hatred
• Colera Peste Nebbiolo
• Comma Chameleon egg
• Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium
• Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)
• Congressional Medal of Insanity
• Conspiracy™ mascara
• Convincing People You Can See The Future
• Cool Brunch Pastaco
• Cornbeefadon
• Cosmic Calorie
• Counterclockwise Watch
• Covers-Your-Head
• Covert Ops for Kids
• Covert Ops for Kids (used)
• Crimbeau de toilette
• Crimbo Credit
• Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head
• Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
• Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug
• Crimbo candle
• Crimbo cookie sheet
• Crimbo crystal shards
• Crimbo dinner
• Crimbo dog sweater
• Crimbo food scraps
• Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll
• Crimbo pants
• Crimbo pressie
• Crimbo sapling
• Crimbo stocking
• Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer
• Crimbo sword
• Crimbo tattoo kit
• Crimbo train emergency brake
• Crimbo training manual
• Crimbo tree flocker
• Crimbonium fuel rod
• Crimbosmopolitan
• Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision
• Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)
• Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping
• Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)
• Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency
• Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)
• Crimbot battery
• Crimbot schematic: Big Head
• Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel
• Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher
• Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper
• Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw
• Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter
• Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder
• Crimbot schematic: Crab Core
• Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso
• Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer
• Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head
• Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun
• Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun
• Crimbot schematic: Gun Face
• Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs
• Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads
• Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs
• Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan
• Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack
• Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler
• Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite
• Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise
• Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis
• Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder
• Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module
• Crimbot schematic: Power Arm
• Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler
• Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head
• Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis
• Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator
• Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker
• Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt
• Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun
• Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet
• Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis
• Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet
• Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower
• Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm
• Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs
• Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball
• Crimbow Rainbo
• Crimboysters Rockefeller
• Crimbuccaneer bombjacket
• Crimbuccaneer breeches
• Crimbuccaneer captain's purse
• Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)
• Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)
• Crimbuccaneer flotsam
• Crimbuccaneer invasion map
• Crimbuccaneer lantern
• Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail
• Crimbuccaneer nose ring
• Crimbuccaneer piece of 12
• Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack
• Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso
• Crimbuccaneer runebone
• Crimbuccaneer shirt
• Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss
• Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate
• Crimbuccaneer tavern swab
• Crimbuccaneer tricorn
• Crimbuccaneer war standard
• Crimbuccaneer whale oil
• Crimbylow-rise jeans
• Cycloney
• DIY protonic accelerator kit
• DUFRESNE Suds
• Dad's brandy
• Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually
• Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting
• Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested
• Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master
• Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart
• Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose
• Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week
• Daisy's unclean bloomers
• Dark Jill-O-Lantern
• Dark Jill-of-All-Trades
• Daylight Shavings Helmet
• Deactivated MiniMechaElf
• Dear Past Self Package
• Deck of Every Card
• Deep Dish of Legend
• Dennis's blessing of Minerva
• Diamond HP-35 Calculator
• Dinsey's brain
• Dinsey's glove
• Dinsey's oculus
• Dinsey's pants
• Dinsey's pizza cutter
• Dinsey's radar dish
• Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog
• Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
• Disgeist
• Distant Woods Getaway Brochure
• Doc Clock's thyme cocktail
• Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
• Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum
• Doc's Fortifying Wine
• Doc's Limbering Wine
• Doc's Medical-Grade Wine
• Doc's Smartifying Wine
• Doc's Special Reserve Wine
• Doll Moll violin case
• Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat
• Dolph Bossin's charity note
• Dragonscale breastplate
• Drapes-You-Regally
• Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge
• Dreadsylvanian Almanac page
• Dreadsylvanian clockwork key
• Dreadsylvanian cold pocket
• Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned
• Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy
• Dreadsylvanian grimlet
• Dreadsylvanian hot pocket
• Dreadsylvanian hot toddy
• Dreadsylvanian seed pod
• Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie
• Dreadsylvanian skeleton key
• Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket
• Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple
• Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket
• Dreadsylvanian stew
• Dreadsylvanian stink pocket
• Dressage
• Drip harness
• Drizzlers™ Black Licorice
• Drunkula's bell
• Drunkula's cape
• Drunkula's ring of haze
• Drunkula's silky pants
• Drunkula's wineglass
• Duke Vampire's regal cloak
• Duskwalker syringe
• Dust bunny
• Easter eggnog
• Easter grasshopper
• Ed the Undying exhibit crate
• Effermint™ tablets
• Egnaro berry
• Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
• El Vibrato restraints
• Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror
• Electric Punch
• Elf Army machine parts
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)
• Elf Guard MPC
• Elf Guard SCUBA tank
• Elf Guard broom
• Elf Guard clipboard
• Elf Guard commandeering gloves
• Elf Guard eyedrops
• Elf Guard fuel tank
• Elf Guard hangover cure
• Elf Guard honor present
• Elf Guard hotpants
• Elf Guard insignia (general)
• Elf Guard insignia (private)
• Elf Guard mouthknife
• Elf Guard officer's sidearm
• Elf Guard patrol cap
• Elf Guard payroll bag
• Elf Guard red and white beret
• Elf Guard safety bear
• Elf Guard squirtgun
• Elf Guard strategic map
• Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo
• Elf Guard tinsel grenade
• Elf Guard war standard
• Elizabeth's Dollie
• Elizabeth's paintbrush
• Elvish underarmor
• Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
• En Una Fila Tequila
• Energy Buzz Pastaco
• Engorged Sausages and You
• Essence of Annoyance
• Essence of Bear
• Everfull Dart Holster
• Every Day is Like This Sundae
• Eye Agate
• FDKOL commendation
• FDKOL fire hose
• FDKOL hotcakes
• FDKOL tattoo
• Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square
• FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
• FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask
• FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm
• FantasyRealm key
• FantasyRealm mead
• FantasyRealm membership packet
• FantasyRealm tattoo kit
• FantasyRealm turkey leg
• Feliz Navidad
• Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
• Fettris
• Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)
• Finnish Fish
• First Post shirt - Cir Senam
• Five Second Energy™
• Flag by the Foot™
• Flan
• Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory
• Flaskfull of Hollow
• Fleshazole™
• Flivver
• Fog Murderer
• Folder Holder
• Former Sheriff Dan's tin star
• Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
• Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit
• Frank Gorshin trophy
• Frankly Mr. Shank
• Freddie's blessing of Mercury
• Freddy Kruegerand
• French-Transylvanian Dictionary
• Friendliness Beverage
• Frosty's arm
• Fudge Fiber Armor Plating
• Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
• Gabarbar
• GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine
• GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card
• Gathered Meat-Clip
• Gauntlets of the Blood Moon
• Gazelleton
• Gene Tonic: Beast
• Gene Tonic: Constellation
• Gene Tonic: Construct
• Gene Tonic: Demon
• Gene Tonic: Dude
• Gene Tonic: Elemental
• Gene Tonic: Elf
• Gene Tonic: Fish
• Gene Tonic: Goblin
• Gene Tonic: Hippy
• Gene Tonic: Hobo
• Gene Tonic: Horror
• Gene Tonic: Humanoid
• Gene Tonic: Insect
• Gene Tonic: Mer-kin
• Gene Tonic: Orc
• Gene Tonic: Penguin
• Gene Tonic: Pirate
• Gene Tonic: Plant
• Gene Tonic: Slime
• Gene Tonic: Undead
• Gene Tonic: Weird
• General Assembly Module
• Gets-You-Drunk
• Ghosprey
• Ghost Dog Chow
• Giant black monolith
• Ginsu™
• Girdle of Hatred
• Glamare
• Glenn's golden dice
• Glo-Pop
• Globmule
• Glum berry
• Gnomish sagngria
• God Lobster Egg
• Goggles of Loathing
• Golden HP-35 Calculator
• Golden Kokomo Resort Chip
• Golden Light
• Golden Mr. Accessory
• Golden Mr. Eh?
• Good 'n' Quiet
• Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog
• Gorillape
• Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun
• Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog
• Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)
• Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)
• Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)
• Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)
• Great S-Cape
• Great Wolf's beastly trousers
• Great Wolf's headband
• Great Wolf's left paw
• Great Wolf's lice
• Great Wolf's right paw
• Great Wolf's rocket launcher
• Greaves of the Murk Lord
• Greek fire
• Gregarious Gregorian Smock
• Grey Guanon
• Grim Brothers' story book
• Grimacite Bock
• Grimacite gaiters
• Grimacite galoshes
• Grimacite garter
• Grimacite gasmask
• Grimacite gat
• Grimacite gauntlets
• Grimacite girdle
• Grimacite glaive
• Grimacite go-go boots
• Grimacite goggles
• Grimacite gorget
• Grimacite gown
• Grimacite greaves
• Grimacite guayabera
• Groll doll
• Guzzlr application
• Guzzlr pants
• Guzzlr shoes
• Guzzlr souvenir stein
• Guzzlr tablet
• Guzzlr tattoo kit
• Gygaxian Libram
• Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom
• HOA citation pad
• HOA regulation book
• HOA zombie eyes
• HP-35 Calculator
• Hairpiece On Fire
• Half a Purse
• Hand in Glove
• Hand that Rocks the Ladle
• Handsome Devil
• Hanukkimbo dreidl
• Hat O' Nine Tails
• Hell and How I Bent It
• Helm of the Scream Emperor
• Helps-You-Sleep
• Helvella Haemophilia mushroom
• Hersey™ SMOOCH
• Hide-rox™ cookie
• History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX
• Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians
• Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)
• Hodgman's cane
• Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
• Hodgman's imaginary hamster
• Hodgman's varcolac paw
• Hodgman's whackin' stick
• Holiday Fun!
• Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!
• Holiday Multitasking
• Holiday Multitasking (used)
• Homebodyl™
• Horsery contract
• Hot 'n' Scarys
• Hot Socks
• How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying
• How to Hold a Grudge
• How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes
• How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)
• How to Play Othello
• How to Tolerate Jerks
• Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games
• Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)
• Huggler Radio
• Hundred Headed IPA
• Hunger™ Sauce
• Ice Island Long Tea
• Idol of Ak'gyxoth
• Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos
• Inner Strength
• Inner Truth
• Inner Wisdom
• Irish Coffee, English Heart
• Irish eggnog
• Ish Kabibble
• Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey
• Island Hurricane
• Island Landslide
• Island Thunderstorm
• Item #13
• Iunion Crown
• Jacob's rung
• Jamaican coffee
• Jamocha berry
• January's Garbage Tote
• January's Garbage Tote (unopened)
• Jarlsberg's pan
• Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
• Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
• Jeans of Loathing
• Jefferson wings
• Jekyllin hide belt
• Jeppson's Malort
• Jerks' Health™ Magazine
• Jick's autograph
• Jick-o-User
• Jodhpurs of Violence
• Jokester makeup
• June cleaver
• Jungle Juice
• Junior Adventurer's kit
• Junior LAAAAME merit badge
• Junk-Bond
• Jurassic Parka
• Keese berry
• Kelflar vest
• KoL Con 12-gauge
• KoL Con 13 T-shirt
• KoL Con 13 snowglobe
• KoL Con 3-D Glasses
• KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
• KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat
• KoL Con IV Pole
• KoL Con Six Pack
• KoL Con X Bingo Card
• KoL Con X Treasure Map
• KoLHS Pep Squad Box
• Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil
• Kokomo Resort Chip
• Kokomo Resort Order Pad
• Kokomo Resort Pass
• Kramco Industries packing carton
• Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
• Krampus Horn
• Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
• Kudzu salad
• L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate
• LARP carp
• LCD game: Burger Belt
• LCD game: Food Eater
• LCD game: Garbage River
• LED candle
• LI-11 Motor Pool voucher
• LIDAR candle
• LOLmec statuette
• LOV Echinacea Bouquet
• LOV Elephant
• LOV Emotionizer
• LOV Enamorang
• LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
• LT&T tattoo kit
• LT&T telegraph office deed
• La Fantasma y La Oscuridad
• Lapis Lazuli
• Lava Miner's Daughter
• Lavalos's shell
• Law of Averages
• Lazybones™ recliner
• Leapin' Trousers
• Left-Hand Man action figure
• Lens of Hatred
• Lens of Violence
• Lepardner
• Letter from Carrie Bradshaw
• Liam's mail
• Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
• Libram of Divine Favors
• Libram of Pulled Taffy
• Libram of Resolutions
• License To Kill
• License to Chill
• Lil' Doctor™ bag
• Lil' Snowball Factory
• Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
• Living to Drink, Drinking to Live
• Loathing Idol Microphone
• Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)
• Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)
• Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)
• Loathing Legion corkscrew
• Loathing Legion defibrillator
• Loathing Legion double prism
• Loathing Legion electric knife
• Loathing Legion flamethrower
• Loathing Legion helicopter
• Loathing Legion jackhammer
• Loathing Legion kitchen sink
• Loathing Legion knife
• Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
• Loathing Legion moondial
• Loathing Legion necktie
• Loathing Legion pizza stone
• Loathing Legion rollerblades
• Loathing Legion tape measure
• Loathing Legion tattoo needle
• Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
• Locust
• Lolsipop
• London frog
• Lord Flameface's cloak
• Louder Than Bomb
• Lucky Lindy
• Ludovico Pastaco
• Lump-Stacking for Beginners
• LyleCo Contractor's Manual
• LyleCo premium magnifying glass
• LyleCo premium monocle
• LyleCo premium pickaxe
• LyleCo premium rope
• MAHI fez
• Mafia bow tie
• Mafia stogie
• Mafia violin case
• Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
• Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit
• Mallomarbles
• Mansquito Serum
• Manual of Numberology
• Manual of Secret Door Detection
• Manual of Transcendent Olfaction
• Map to Kokomo
• March hat
• Mark of the Bugbear
• Mark of the Ghost
• Mark of the Skeleton
• Mark of the Vampire
• Mark of the Werewolf
• Mark of the Zombie
• Martialest Arts trophy
• Marvelous Unitard
• Master Thief's utility belt
• Mayam Calendar
• Mayam spinach
• Mayflower bouquet
• Mayo de Mayo™ mayo
• Mayodiol
• Mayoflex
• Mayonex
• Mayor Ghost's cloak
• Mayor Ghost's gavel
• Mayor Ghost's khakis
• Mayor Ghost's sash
• Mayor Ghost's scissors
• Mayor Ghost's toupee
• Mayostat
• Mayozapine
• McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
• Meat Butler
• Meat Tenderizer is Murder
• Meatcleaver
• Mechamelion
• Medical Pastaco
• Memories of Beanslinging
• Memories of Cow Punching
• Memories of Snake Oiling
• Memory Disk, Alpha
• Mer-kin begsign
• Mer-kin bunwig
• Mer-kin cancerstick
• Mer-kin cheatsheet
• Mer-kin cookiestove
• Mer-kin cooljuice
• Mer-kin darkbook
• Mer-kin dodgeball
• Mer-kin dragbelt
• Mer-kin dragnet
• Mer-kin eyedrops
• Mer-kin eyeglasses
• Mer-kin facecowl
• Mer-kin finpaddle
• Mer-kin fitbrine
• Mer-kin gladiator mask
• Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece
• Mer-kin gutgirdle
• Mer-kin hallpass
• Mer-kin headguard
• Mer-kin knucklebone
• Mer-kin lipstick
• Mer-kin lunchbox
• Mer-kin ragejuice
• Mer-kin rocksalt
• Mer-kin rollpin
• Mer-kin saltmint
• Mer-kin saltsquid
• Mer-kin sawdust
• Mer-kin scholar mask
• Mer-kin scholar tailpiece
• Mer-kin smartjuice
• Mer-kin stopwatch
• Mer-kin strongjuice
• Mer-kin switchblade
• Mer-kin thighguard
• Mer-kin waistrope
• Mer-kin weaksauce
• Mer-kin wordquiz
• Mer-kin worktea
• Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques
• Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance
• Merc Core challenge coin
• Merc Core deployment orders
• Meteorite-Ade
• Microplushie: Bropane
• Microplushie: Dorkonide
• Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid
• Microplushie: Fauxnerditide
• Microplushie: Gothochondria
• Microplushie: Hippylase
• Microplushie: Hipsterine
• Microplushie: Hobomosome
• Microplushie: Otakulone
• Microplushie: Raverdrine
• Microplushie: Sororitrate
• Mini-Crimbot crate
• MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher
• Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog
• Miserable Pie
• Miss Graves' vermouth
• Misty Cape
• Misty Robe
• Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas
• Mjolnir Jr.
• Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash
• Mob Penguin protection contract
• Monster Manuel
• Moonds
• Moping Artistic Goth Kid
• Morphan
• Mountain Stream Code Black Alert
• Mountain Stream gastrique
• Mr. Accessaturday
• Mr. Big's Wallet
• Mr. Burnsger
• Mr. Cheeng's spectacles
• Mr. Container
• Mr. Exploiter
• Mr. Haggis
• Mr. Screege's spectacles
• Mr. Shirt
• Mrs. Rush
• Mt. Noob Pale Ale
• Mu
• Murderer's Punch
• Murgatroyd diode
• Mustardigrade
• My First Art of War
• My First Paycheck envelope
• My Life of Crime, a Memoir
• My Own Pen Pal kit
• Mysterious Black Box
• Mysterious Blue Box
• Mysterious Green Box
• Mysterious Island iced tea
• Mysterious Red Box
• Mysterious Stranger
• N. O. Beer
• Nadsat berry
• Napalm In The Morning™ candle
• Never Don't Stop Not Striving
• Neverending Party favor
• Neverending Party guest pass
• Neverending Party invitation envelope
• New Age hurting crystal
• New Zealand iced tea
• New-You Club Membership Form
• Newark
• Nightmare Fuel
• No Hats as Art
• Non-Euclidean Finance
• Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence
• Now You're Cooking With Grease
• Nursine
• O'RLY manual
• Official Council Aide Pin
• Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
• Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork
• Ol' Scratch's manacles
• Olympic-sized Clan crate
• Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom
• Oopsie IPA
• Operation Patriot Shield
• Oppossum
• Orangemageddon wine cooler
• Order of the Green Thumb Order Form
• Oscus's flypaper pants
• Othello's dagger
• Othello's handkerchief
• Othello's military jacket
• Otorian Battle Scar
• Ouija Board, Ouija Board
• Outer Wolf™ cologne
• PARTY HARD T-shirt
• Pack of Every Card
• Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster
• Panda outfit
• Pantaloons of Hatred
• Pantsgiving
• Para-Pop
• Party Planning on a Budget
• Party Tattoo™ gift certificate
• Party-in-a-Can™
• Peaclock
• Pecos Dave's sixgun
• Peek-a-Boo!
• Pener's drumstick
• Peppermint Pip Packet
• Periodical Paintbrush
• Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog
• Pete's rich ricotta
• Pete's wiley whey bar
• Petite Paintbrush
• Phil Collins
• Phlegethon
• Phonus Balonus
• Pigsticker of Violence
• Pillowbug
• Pimpsqueak
• PirateRealm guest pass
• PirateRealm membership packet
• PirateRealm party hat
• Pizza of Legend
• Platinum HP-35 Calculator
• Platinum Yendorian Express Card
• Pneumo bar
• Pocket Guide to Mild Evil
• Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)
• Pocket Meteor Guide
• Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)
• Pocket Professor memory chip
• Pocket Square of Loathing
• Poké-Gro fertilizer
• Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them
• Pop Art: a Guide
• Potion of Heroism
• Powerful Glove
• Professor of Spelunkology
• Protects-Your-Junk
• Prunets
• Psycho From The Heat
• Puffstone cigar
• Punching Potion
• Punchplanter
• Purple Beast energy drink
• Quaatorade™
• Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket
• Quiets-Your-Steps
• Rümpelstiltz
• ROM of Optimality
• Racisto Ruidoso
• Radio Free Baseball Cap
• Radio Free Foil
• Radio Free Jersey
• Radio Free Pants
• Radio KoL Antenna Ball
• Radio KoL Bottle Opener
• Radio KoL Coffee Mug
• Radio KoL Flashlight
• Radio KoL Keychain
• Radio KoL Maracas
• Radio KoL Patch
• Rainbow Jello Mould
• Rainbow's Gravity
• Ralph IX cognac
• Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread
• Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
• Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta
• Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris
• Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone
• Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg
• Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia
• Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.
• Red Fox glove
• Red Roger tattoo kit
• Red Roger's red left foot
• Red Roger's red left hand
• Red Roger's red right foot
• Red Roger's red right hand
• Red Roger's reliquary
• Red Roger's skull
• Red Russian
• Rethinking Candy
• Retrospecs try-at-home kit
• Riker's Search History
• Roman Candelabra
• Roman sadnals
• Rompedores de Fantasmas
• Royal scepter
• Rubee™
• Ruffalo
• S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate
• S.S. Ticket
• SMOOCH bottlecap
• SMOOCH bracers
• SMOOCH breastplate
• SMOOCH codpiece
• SMOOCH coffee cup
• SMOOCH kneepads
• SMOOCH spaulders
• Sacramento wine
• Salsa Caliente™ candle
• Salsa Libre
• Sasq™ watch
• Saturday Night Special
• Saucepanic
• Scandalously Skimpy Bikini
• Scent of a Human™ candle
• Scepter of Loathing
• School of Hard Knocks Diploma
• Science Notebook
• Scorpion Bowl
• Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
• Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention
• Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque
• Seasonal Beret
• Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters
• Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)
• Senior LAAAAME merit badge
• Sept-Ember Censer
• Septapus summoning charm
• Sequestrian
• Seven Loco
• Sexy Cosmo
• Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion
• Shantix™
• Sheila Take a Crossbow
• Shield of Icy Fate
• Shielding Potion
• Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
• Shot of Kardashian Gin
• Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
• Shudder
• Siberian sunrise
• Silly Little Love Song
• Silver HP-35 Calculator
• Simepore slime
• Site Alpha ID badge
• Sitrep berry
• Size XI Wizard's Robe
• Sketcherz™
• Skipper's accordion
• Skull Punch
• Skully's hot chocolate
• Sledgehamster
• Sloppy Jalopy
• Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook
• Slotter
• Smashmoth
• Smoldering Clover™ candle
• Smuggler's Punch
• Snarf berry
• Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
• Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped)
• Snoutlet
• Snow Suit
• Sockdollager
• Solstice Shield
• Sombrero De Vida
• SongBoom™ BoomBox
• SongBoom™ BoomBox Box
• Source essence
• Source shades
• Source terminal
• Source terminal ASHRAM chip
• Source terminal CRAM chip
• Source terminal DIAGRAM chip
• Source terminal DRAM chip
• Source terminal GRAM chip
• Source terminal INGRAM chip
• Source terminal PRAM chip
• Source terminal SCRAM chip
• Source terminal SPAM chip
• Source terminal TRAM chip
• Source terminal TRIGRAM chip
• Source terminal file: compress.edu
• Source terminal file: cram.ext
• Source terminal file: critical.enh
• Source terminal file: damage.enh
• Source terminal file: dram.ext
• Source terminal file: duplicate.edu
• Source terminal file: familiar.ext
• Source terminal file: gram.ext
• Source terminal file: portscan.edu
• Source terminal file: pram.ext
• Source terminal file: protect.enq
• Source terminal file: spam.ext
• Source terminal file: stats.enq
• Source terminal file: substats.enh
• Source terminal file: tram.ext
• Source terminal file: turbo.edu
• Southern yam
• Souvenir Chopsticks
• Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts
• Space Baby bawbaw
• Space Baby children's book
• Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook
• Space Tourist Phaser
• Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
• Spacegate Research
• Spacegate access badge
• Spacegate diplomat's insignia
• Spacegate emergency disintegrator
• Spacegate military insignia
• Spacegate scientist's insignia
• Spant eggs
• Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
• Spechunky bar
• Special Seasoning
• Special™ Sauce
• Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise
• Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot
• Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb
• Spelunker of Fortune
• Spelunker of Fortune (used)
• Spelunker's Guild prize sack
• Spelunker's fedora
• Spelunker's khakis
• Spelunker's whip
• Spirit of Christmas
• Spirit of Easter
• Spirit of St. Patrick's Day
• Spirit of Thanksgiving
• Spirit of Veteran's Day
• Spooky Putty ball
• Spooky Putty leotard
• Spooky Putty monster
• Spooky Putty snake
• Spooky VHS Tape
• Spookyraven signet
• Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon
• Spring Bros. ID badge
• Spring Bros. solenoid
• Squib
• St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
• Staff of Frozen Lard
• Staff of Holiday Sensations
• Staff of Kitchen Royalty
• Staff of Simmering Hatred
• Staff of the Cozy Fish
• Staff of the Electric Range
• Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals
• Staff of the Peppermint Twist
• Staff of the Roaring Hearth
• Staff of the Scummy Sink
• Star Spawn
• Star of Bravery
• Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)
• Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)
• Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)
• Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)
• Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)
• Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)
• Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)
• Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)
• Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)
• Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)
• Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)
• Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)
• Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)
• Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)
• Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)
• Stembridge sidearm
• Stemonitis Staticus mushroom
• Stephen's lab coat
• Stephen's secret formula
• Stick-Knife of Loathing
• Stooper
• Straypler
• Strikes Again Bigmouth
• Strix stix
• Strong, Silent Type
• Stupid University Diploma
• Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword
• Super Weight-Gain 9000
• Superhero Reboots
• Swedish coffee
• Swedish massage fish
• Swizzler
• Sword of Dark Omens
• Sword of Procedural Generation
• T.U.R.D.S. Key
• TI-9000 calculator
• Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro
• Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita
• Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier
• Take Eleven Bar
• TakerSpace letter of Marque
• Tales of Dread
• Tales of Western Braggadoccio
• Tales of the Word Realms
• Talisman of Baio
• Talisman of Bakula
• Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin
• Tapioc berry
• Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
• Telltale™ rubber heart
• Temporal Tempera Tube
• Texas tea
• Thanksgiving ration
• That 70s Cologne
• The Author's ink
• The Beast Within™ candle
• The Big Book of Communism
• The Big Book of Communism (used)
• The Big Book of Every Skill
• The Chill of the Wild
• The Cocktail Shaker
• The Confiscator's Grimoire
• The Crown of Ed the Undying
• The Emperor's dry cleaning
• The Emperor's new cookie
• The Emperor's new hat
• The Emperor's new pants
• The Emperor's new shirt
• The Encyclopedia of Fruit
• The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)
• The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement
• The Firegate Tapes
• The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide
• The Ghoul King's ghoulottes
• The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook
• The Groose in the Hoose
• The Imploded World
• The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object
• The Jokester's gun
• The Jokester's pants
• The Jokester's wig
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)
• The Kloop in the Coop
• The Lost Comb
• The Lost Glasses
• The Lost Pill Bottle
• The Lot's engagement ring
• The Mad Liquor
• The Necbromancer's Hat
• The Necbromancer's Shorts
• The Necbromancer's Stein
• The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff
• The Necbronomicon
• The Necbronomicon (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)
• The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)
• The Nuge's favorite crossbow
• The One Mood Ring
• The Plumber's mushroom stew
• The Sagittarian's leisure pants
• The Smith's Tome
• The Spirit of Giving
• The Spirit of Giving (used)
• The Superconductor's CPU
• The Sword in the Steak
• The Western Look
• They liver
• They liver popsicle
• They'll Love You In Rhinestones
• Thinknerd T-Shirt
• Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
• Third Base
• Third Eye
• This Charming Flan
• Thor's Pliers
• Thunkula's drinking cap
• Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model
• Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette
• Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette
• Thwaitgold fairyfly statue
• Thwaitgold harvestman statuette
• Thwaitgold mosquito statuette
• Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette
• Thwaitgold nymph statuette
• Thwaitgold protozoa statuette
• Thwaitgold shield bug statuette
• Thwaitgold slug statuette
• Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette
• Time Bandit Badge of Courage
• Time Bandit Time Towel
• Time Cape
• Time Cloak
• Time Juice
• Time Lord Badge of Honor
• Time Lord Participation Mug
• Time-Spinner
• To Build an Igloo
• Toddler-sized Dragon Costume
• Tome of Clip Art
• Tome of Rad Libs
• Tome of Snowcone Summoning
• Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir
• Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)
• Toot Oriole care package
• Totally Gay Claymore
• Trafikoan
• Trainbot autoassembly module
• Trainbot circuitry
• Trainbot harness
• Trainbot linkages
• Trainbot luggage hook
• Trainbot optics
• Trainbot plating
• Trainbot radar monocle
• Trainbot servomotors
• Trainbot slag
• Trainbot tubing
• Trash, a Memoir
• Treads of Loathing
• Tremella Tarantella mushroom
• Truthsayer
• Turpin
• Turtive
• Turtle Bowl
• Twelve Night Energy
• Twitching Television Tattoo
• Ultimate Mind Destroyer
• Ultra Mega Sour Ball
• Unagnimated Gnome
• Uncle Crimbo's hat
• Unfortunato's foolscap
• Ungulant
• Unionize The Elves sign
• Universal Seasoning
• Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
• Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
• Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword
• Unkillable Skeleton's shield
• Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
• Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap
• Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car
• Unmotivator: Crashed Orca
• Unmotivator: Success Warrior
• Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
• Unspeakachu
• Uovo Marcio Shiraz
• V for Vivala mask
• VYKEA mead
• Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
• Vaporpoise
• Velougats™
• Vicar's Tutu
• Voluminous Radio Hat
• Voluminous Radio Pants
• Voluminous Radio Sneakers
• Vulgure
• Waifuton
• Wal-Mart "diamond" ring
• Wal-Mart nametag
• Wal-Mart overalls
• Wal-Mart snowglobe
• Wal-Mart tattoo kit
• Warehouse 23 bling
• Warehouse 23 crate
• Warms-Your-Tush
• Wendtigo
• Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking
• Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud
• White Dragon Fang
• Witchess Set
• X-32-F snowman crate
• Xi Receiver Unit
• Xiblaxian 5D printer
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers
• Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter
• Xiblaxian residence-cube
• Xiblaxian space-whiskey
• Xiblaxian stealth cowl
• Xiblaxian stealth trousers
• Xiblaxian stealth vest
• Xiblaxian ultraburrito
• Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles
• Xlyinia's notebook
• Yeti Protest Sign
• Yorick
• Zombo's shoulder blade
• Zombo's skull ring
• [glitch season reward name]
• [reuse me]
• a suspicious address
• abyssal battle plans
• adobe abacus
• adobe abaya
• adobe adze
• adobe arsecover
• adobe ascot
• adobe assortment
• adobe ayam
• adobe brittle
• adventurer clone egg
• aerogel accordion
• aerogel akubra
• aerogel anvil
• aerogel apron
• aerogel ascot
• aerogel attache case
• aerosolized aerogel
• airplane charter: Conspiracy Island
• airplane charter: Dinseylandfill
• airplane charter: Spring Break Beach
• airplane charter: That 70s Volcano
• airplane charter: The Glaciest
• airplane tattoo
• alien plant fibers
• alien plant sample
• alien rock sample
• alien toenails
• alien zoological sample
• alpine watercolor set
• anchor bomb
• ancient Elf dessert spoon
• ancient meat
• anger blaster
• angry agate
• annealed drippy orb
• anti-burn cream
• anti-creep cream
• anti-freeze cream
• anti-goosebump cream
• anti-odor cream
• anti-pain cream
• antique nutcracker beard
• antique nutcracker boots
• antique nutcracker cape
• antique nutcracker drumstick
• antique nutcracker epaulets
• antique nutcracker hat
• antique nutcracker pants
• antique nutcracker sword
• antique nutcracker waistcoat
• arm buzzer
• arse-shooting crossbow
• artisanal homebrew gift package
• artisanal homebrew sampler
• asteroid belt
• astral badger
• astronaut ice-cream
• august scepter
• automa-bot parts
• automatic wine thief
• autumn breeze
• autumn dollar
• autumn leaf
• autumn years wisdom
• autumn-spice donut
• autumnal aegis
• autumnic balm
• autumnic bomb
• avatar of the Unconscious Collective
• aviator goggles
• baby bark scorpion
• baby camelCalf
• baby chest mimic
• baby rigging snake
• backup camera
• bacon bath ball
• baconstone-handled sixgun
• bacteria bisque
• bad penguin egg
• bad vibroknife
• bag of Iunion stones
• bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts
• bagged stuffed "L"
• baked veggie ricotta casserole
• bakelite backpack
• bakelite badge
• bakelite belt
• bakelite bits
• bakelite bowl
• bakelite breeches
• bakelite brooch
• ballast turtle
• banana split
• banana-frosted king cake
• baneful bandolier
• bar of freeze-dried water
• barnacle-encrusted sweater
• barnacled barrel
• basaltamander buckler
• basking robin
• bat wings
• battery (9-Volt)
• battery (D)
• battery (car)
• battery (lantern)
• battoo kit
• bauxite beret
• bauxite bow-tie
• bauxite boxers
• beautiful rainbow
• beet
• beetle antenna
• bejazzled eyepatch
• belt of Ogrekind
• best joke ever
• big hot pepper
• big ol' trophy
• big tun
• biker's hat
• birdybug antenna
• birthday candle
• black slime glob
• blank diary
• blank note
• blank white card
• bloody kiwitini
• blue glowstick
• blue money bag
• blue plate
• blue ribbon
• blue traffic cone
• blueberry muffin
• blueberry-frosted king cake
• body spradium
• bodyguard badge
• bodyslam
• bolder boulder
• bomb of unknown origin
• bone broth
• bone flour
• book of facts
• book of facts (dog-eared)
• boot plant
• booze bindle
• bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon
• bottle of lovebug pheromones
• bottled day
• bottled green pixie
• bowl of Tastee-Wheet™
• bowl of oriole's nest soup
• bowl of petunias
• bowl of prescription candy
• box of Gratitude chocolates
• box of bear arms
• boxcar turtle
• boxed Apriling band helmet
• boxed Mayam Calendar
• boxed Sept-Ember Censer
• boxed bat wings
• brain preservation fluid
• brainwave-controlled unicorn horn
• bran muffin
• brass Dreadsylvanian flask
• briefcase full of sprinkles
• brown pirate pants
• bucket of ancient Vampyre blood
• buffalo dime
• bug juice
• bugbear-smiting sword
• bundle of firewood
• burnt snowpants
• button rouge
• cabooze
• calm attention-deficit demon
• camouflage T-shirt
• campfire baked potato
• campfire beans
• campfire coffee
• campfire hot dog
• campfire s'more
• campfire smoke
• campfire stew
• can of V-11
• can opener
• candied beef and cabbage
• candied lime
• candy cane sword cane
• candy cornucopia
• candy egg deviler
• candy rations
• cannonbomb
• canteen of eggnog
• canteen of jungle juice
• carbonite visor
• carrot cake precipice bar
• cat o' nine teeth
• caustic slime nodule
• cement shoes
• ceramic celery grater
• ceramic celsiturometer
• ceramic cenobite's robe
• ceramic centurion shield
• ceramic cerecloth belt
• ceramic cestus
• ceramic scree
• chakra sludge
• chakra-mental wine
• chalk chain
• chalk chalice
• chalk chapeau
• chalk chinos
• chalk chlamys
• chalk choker
• chalk chunks
• charisma potion
• cheer extractor
• cheer-o-gram
• cheerful Crimbo sweater
• cheerful antler hat
• cheerful pajama pants
• cherry bomb
• chest barrel
• chest of "pirate gold"
• chewable paper
• chicle de salchicha
• chiffon carbage
• chiffon chakram
• chiffon chamberpot
• chiffon chapeau
• chiffon chaps
• chiffon chemise
• chiffon chevrons
• chiffon lemon
• chili powder cutlass
• chitin powder
• chitin powder paste
• choco-Crimbot
• chocolate "Phoenix"
• chocolate Ogre Chieftain
• chocolate Spider Queen
• chocolate bowtie
• chocolate chip muffin
• chocolate covered ping-pong ball
• chocolate cow bone
• chocolate leash
• chocolate ostrich egg
• chocolate puppy
• chocolate-covered loofah
• chocolate-stained collar
• chocomotive
• chocotini
• chunk of hot iron
• cigar box turtle
• cigarette lighter
• ciliophora chowder
• cinnamon cannoli
• cinnamon machine oil
• circle drum
• clan underground fireworks shop
• class five ecto-larva
• classy monkey
• claw-held flag
• clerical automa-core
• closed-circuit pay phone
• clovermint
• cluster of hops
• coal dust
• coal paperweight
• coal shovel
• coal snakeskin
• cocktail mushroom
• cocoa chondrule
• cocoa of youth
• cod cape
• coffee sprite
• cold cluster
• cold clusterbomb
• cold jelly
• cold medicine cabinet
• cold water bottle
• comb jelly
• combat lover's locket
• comfy blanket
• complex alien plant sample
• complex alien zoological sample
• complex mushroom wine
• complicated device
• complicated lock impression
• concentrated cooking
• concentrated fish broth
• coney haunch
• confiscated cell phone
• confiscated comic book
• confiscated love note
• confusing LED clock
• conquistador's breastplate
• consolation ribbon
• container of Spooky Putty
• cookbookbat book
• cookie cookie
• cool iron breastplate
• cool iron greaves
• cool iron helmet
• cool iron ingot
• cool mint precipice bar
• cool spore pod
• cooling iron breastplate
• cooling iron greaves
• cooling iron helmet
• cop dollar
• coping juice
• corked genie bottle
• corned beet
• cornucopia
• corroded breeches
• corrosive cowl
• corrupted bird DNA
• corrupted stardust
• cosmetic football
• cosmic bucket
• counterfeit city
• cozy bazooka
• cozy scarf
• cozy scimitar
• crêepy mask
• crabsicle
• cranberry cylinder
• crappy camera
• crate of firebombs
• crate of fish meat
• crated wardrobe-o-matic
• crazy bastard sword
• cream of chloroplasts
• creepy doll head
• creepy ginger ale
• creepy voice box
• crimbo elfling
• crude oil congealer
• crude voodoo doll
• crudles
• crunchy brush
• crushed steamer trunk
• crusty hula hoop
• crystal Crimbo goblet
• crystal Crimbo platter
• crystal belt buckle
• crystal skeleton vodka
• crystalline cheer
• crystalline light bulb
• crystalline reamer
• crystallized pumpkin spice
• cubic zirconia
• cuddly teddy bear
• cup of "tea"
• cup of lukewarm tea
• cuppa Activi tea
• cuppa Alacri tea
• cuppa Boo tea
• cuppa Chari tea
• cuppa Craft tea
• cuppa Cruel tea
• cuppa Dexteri tea
• cuppa Feroci tea
• cuppa Flamibili tea
• cuppa Flexibili tea
• cuppa Frost tea
• cuppa Gill tea
• cuppa Impregnabili tea
• cuppa Improprie tea
• cuppa Insani tea
• cuppa Irritabili tea
• cuppa Loyal tea
• cuppa Mana tea
• cuppa Mediocri tea
• cuppa Monstrosi tea
• cuppa Morbidi tea
• cuppa Nas tea
• cuppa Net tea
• cuppa Neuroplastici tea
• cuppa Obscuri tea
• cuppa Physicali tea
• cuppa Proprie tea
• cuppa Royal tea
• cuppa Serendipi tea
• cuppa Sobrie tea
• cuppa Toast tea
• cuppa Twen tea
• cuppa Uncertain tea
• cuppa Vitali tea
• cuppa Voraci tea
• cuppa Wit tea
• cuppa Yet tea
• cursed Aztec tamale
• cursed chocolate doubloon
• cursed magnifying glass
• cursed microwave
• cursed monkey's paw
• cursed pirate cutlass
• cursed pony keg
• cursed ring finger ring
• cursed tricorn hat
• cursed wishbone
• custom avatar form
• custom sixgun
• cute bow from beyond the stars
• cute meteoroid
• cute mushroom
• cyan seashell
• cylindrical mold
• daddy shortlegs leg
• damp old wallet
• dandy lion cub
• dark chocolate egg
• day shortener
• deactivated mini-Trainbot
• deactivated nanobots
• deactivated putty buddy
• deanimated reanimator's coffin
• debonair deboner
• deed to Oliver's Place
• deep six-shooter
• defective Game Grid token
• defective Golden Mr. Accessory
• deflated inflatable dodecapede
• delicious star salad
• deluxe Neverending Party favor
• demon makeup kit
• demonic cow's blood
• denastified haunch
• denim jacket
• dented spoon
• designer sweatpants
• detective roscoe
• detective school application
• detective tattoo
• deviled candy egg
• deviled egg
• diabolic pizza cube
• diabolical crossbow
• diamondback skin
• dice belt buckle
• dice ring
• dice sunglasses
• dice-print do-rag
• dice-print pajama pants
• dice-shaped backpack
• diluted makeup
• dinner roll
• dirt julep
• dirty martini
• discarded swimming trunks
• disco biscuit
• disco horoscope (Aquarius)
• disco horoscope (Aries)
• disco horoscope (Cancer)
• disco horoscope (Capricorn)
• disco horoscope (Gemini)
• disco horoscope (Leo)
• disco horoscope (Libra)
• disco horoscope (Pisces)
• disco horoscope (Sagittarius)
• disco horoscope (Scorpio)
• disco horoscope (Taurus)
• disco horoscope (Virgo)
• discocktail
• disconnected intergnat
• disintegrating barrel
• distilled resin
• do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit
• dog ointment
• dollar-sign bag
• doppelshifter egg
• double barreled barrel gun
• double entendre
• double-candied yams
• doubt cannon
• dove DNA
• drafty drawers
• dread tarragon
• dreadful box
• dreadful fedora
• dreadful glove
• dreadful roast
• dreadful sweater
• dream of a dog
• dreaming Jung man
• dregs of a Crimbo cocktail
• dried gelatinous cube
• drippy khakis
• drippy shield
• drippy snail shell
• drippy staff
• drippy truncheon
• drive-by shooting
• dromedary drinking helmet
• drop of water-37
• droppable microphone
• dropped scrap of paper
• druidic s'more
• dry cleaning receipt
• dubious loincloth
• dungeon dragon chest
• dungeoneering kit
• dusty barrel
• dusty bottle of blood
• ear candle
• ear poison
• earthenware muffin tin
• eau de mort
• eaves droppers
• ectoplasm au jus
• eerily silent box
• egg gun
• elbow soup
• eldritch tincture
• eldritch tincture (depleted)
• electric Kool-Aid
• electric mushroom
• electrical thingamabob
• electrician's hardhat
• electronic Brain Trainer game
• electronic dulcimer pants
• electronics kit
• elemental caipiroska
• elemental sugarcube
• elevenderizing hammer
• elevent
• elf army field rations
• elf ploughshare
• elf sleeper agent
• elven tambourine
• ember egg
• embering hunk
• emergency glowstick
• emo roe
• emotion chip
• empty Rain-Doh can
• empty hourglass
• empty lava bottle
• enchanted fire extinguisher
• enchanted leopard-print barbell
• energized spores
• enhanced signal receiver
• enticing mayolus
• envelope full of Meat
• epic cluster
• ert grey goo ring
• etched hourglass
• eternal car battery
• eternal knot tattoo
• even more tinsel
• everfull glass
• evil flaming eyeball pendant
• evil noodles
• evil paper umbrella
• excitement pill
• exclusive club
• exclusive ultra-rare item
• executive mime flask
• exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton
• expensive champagne
• experimental carbon fiber pasta additive
• experimental serum G-9
• experimental serum P-00
• expired MRE
• exploding cigar
• extra DNA
• extra ooze
• extra special Crimbo stocking
• extra time
• extra-grubby grub
• extra-hard jawbreaker
• faded green protest sign
• faded red protest sign
• fairy-worn boots
• familiar scrapbook
• fancy party pants
• fascinating alien plant sample
• fascinating alien zoological sample
• fear condenser
• feathered headdress
• festive warbear bank
• fettucini épines Inconnu
• fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
• fetus-smashing club
• fiberglass fannypack
• fiberglass fedora
• fiberglass fetish
• fiberglass fibers
• fiberglass fingerguard
• fiberglass foil
• fiberglass frock
• fiberglass insulation
• fiery wing
• filled mosquito
• finger exerciser
• fire ant pheromones
• fire hose
• fire-roasted lake trout
• fireball
• firebomb
• fireman's helmet
• fireman's lunch
• fireproof skip lid
• fish head
• fish sauce
• fishcake
• fishin' hat
• fishy pipe
• fist turkey outline
• fistful of ashes
• fistful of wood shavings
• fitness wristband
• five-fingered fern resin
• fixodent
• flagellate flagon
• flagellate soup
• flagstone fez
• flagstone flag
• flagstone flagments
• flagstone flail
• flagstone fleece
• flagstone flip-flops
• flagstone fringe
• flame orb
• flaming familiar doppelgänger
• flaming juggler's balls
• flaming leaf crown
• flaming nose
• flaming sword
• flan del mar
• flapper floppers
• flapper fly
• flashing novelty button
• flask of egggrog
• flask of embalming fluid
• flask of mining oil
• flask of tainted mining oil
• flat cider
• fleshy lump
• flickering pixel
• foam commodore's hat
• foam naval trousers
• foam pistol
• folder (holographic fractal)
• food mailing list
• foot-long hot daub
• forbidden sausage
• foreign box
• forest canopy bed
• four-leaf potato sprout
• fragile Christmas ornament
• fragment of Jarlsberg's soul
• frankincenser
• free boots
• free-range mushroom
• freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini
• freightcake
• french-fry grabber
• fresh coat of paint
• frigid derringer
• frontwinder skin
• frost flower
• frozen tofu pop
• frozen turtle shell
• fruit-stuffed rumcake
• fruity pebble
• frying brainpan
• fudge-shaped hole in space-time
• full lava bottle
• funny paper hat
• fusillocybin
• future drug: Coolscaline
• future drug: Muscularactum
• future drug: Smartinex
• fuzzy bracelets
• fuzzy earmuffs
• fuzzy montera
• gabardine gaiters
• gabardine garibaldi
• gabardine garland
• gabardine girdle
• gabardine gloves
• gabardine gunnysack
• gabardine smithereens
• gaffer's tape
• gamma nog
• garbage sticker
• gas can
• gasmask
• gattoo
• gelatinous meat mass
• genie bottle
• genie's bracers
• genie's pants
• genie's scimitar
• genie's turbane
• ghast iron Garibaldi
• ghast iron cleaver
• ghast iron codpiece
• ghast iron heater shield
• ghast iron ingot
• ghost beer
• ghost bit
• ghost pencil
• ghost pepper
• ghost shawl
• ghost thread
• ghostly dagger
• giant O
• giant X
• giant motorcycle boots
• giant yellow hat
• gift card
• gilded BRICKO chalice
• ginger beer
• gingerbeard
• gingerbread cigarette
• gingerbread dog treat
• gingerbread gavel
• gingerbread hoodie
• gingerbread mask
• gingerbread moneybag
• gingerbread mug
• gingerbread nylons
• gingerbread pirate
• gingerbread pistol
• gingerbread restraining order
• gingerbread robot
• gingerbread smartphone
• gingerbread spice latte
• gingerbread tophat
• gingerbread trousers
• gingerbread waistcoat
• gingerbread wine
• gingernade
• gingerservo
• giraffe-necked turtle
• gladiator tunica
• glass casserole dish
• glass eye
• glass of "milk"
• glass of herbal tequila
• glass of raw eggs
• glass pie plate
• glass slipper
• glob of cream cheese
• glob of extra-green chlorophyll
• glob of salty molasses
• glob of undifferentiated tissue
• glow-in-the-dark necklace
• glyph of athleticism
• goblin bone hilt
• goblin collarbone
• gold Boozehounds Anonymous token
• gold crown
• gold skull ring
• gold star
• gold tooth
• golden banana
• golden gum
• golden gun
• golden monkey statuette
• golden pet rock
• golden sausage
• golden tattoo gun
• goo magnet
• good gravy
• goodberry
• googly chest eyes
• gory drippy orb
• government
• government cheese
• government requisition form
• government-issued candy
• government-issued eyeshade
• government-issued necktie
• government-issued night-vision goggles
• government-issued slacks
• governor's daughter's lace collar
• governor's daughter's pearl hairpin
• governor's daughter's petticoats
• grain of sand
• grandfather watch
• gravy boat
• gravy skin
• gravyskin buckler
• gravyskin hat
• gravyskin pants
• gravyskin skirt
• gray seashell
• grease cannon
• great old fashioned
• greedy ghostling
• green bean casserole
• green cloth cap
• green face paint
• green glowstick
• green lava globs
• green mana
• green marshmallow
• green pill
• green rock candy
• green seashell
• green slime glob
• green traffic cone
• green-iced sweet roll
• gregarious ghostling
• grey down vest
• grey gosling
• grilled cheese sandwich
• grilled mooseflank
• grinning ghostling
• grip key
• grisly shield
• grizzled bearskin
• grog nuts
• groggipop
• groggles
• grogtini
• groping claw
• groveling gravel
• grubby wool
• grubby wool beerwarmer
• grubby wool gloves
• grubby wool hat
• grubby wool scarf
• grubby wool trousers
• grubby woolball
• guffin
• guild application
• guilty sprout
• gummi fang
• gummi sword
• gummi turtle
• gumshoes
• gun parts
• gunner's daughter
• gunwale
• gunwale whalegun
• guts necklace
• gym membership card
• gym shorts
• hacked gibson
• haemolymphnode
• haggis socks
• haggis-infused soap
• haiku katana
• hairshirt
• half double fruitcake
• half-digested coal
• half-digested rat
• half-height cigar
• half-size scalpel
• ham steak
• hambrosier
• hamethyst-handled sixgun
• hamlet sandwich
• hand of Mr. Cards
• hand turkey outline
• hand-carved bow
• hand-carved staff
• hand-knitted Crimbo socks
• hand-knitted diving booties
• handful of Boltsmann bearings
• handful of Smithereens
• handful of barley
• handful of crafty noodles
• handful of napalm
• handful of split pea soup
• handful of tips
• handful of toilet paper
• hangman's hood
• hard cocoa
• hard rock
• hard spore pod
• hardening cream
• hare brush
• hare pin
• harpoon
• haunted Hell ramen
• haunted bindle
• haunted cherry pie
• haunted doghouse
• haunted eggnog
• haunted flame
• haunted gimlet
• haunted martini
• haunted orange
• haunted paddle-ball
• haunted pizza
• hawk
• hazardous sauce dosimeter
• hazmat helmet
• head of emberg lettuce
• head-mounted Trainbot
• headless sparrow
• heart cozy
• heart-shaped candy whetstone
• heart-shaped crate
• heat-resistant necktie
• heather graham cracker
• heavy crown
• heavy-duty Crimbot aerial
• heavy-duty clipboard
• hell in a bucket
• hemp backpack
• hemp candy necklace
• hep waders
• hermit factoid
• heteroerotic frat-paddle
• hewn moon-rune spoon
• hi-density nylocite leg armor
• hi-octane carrot juice
• hibernating Grimstone Golem
• hibiscus petal
• high-end ginger wine
• high-energy mining laser
• high-speed upgrade
• high-test fishing line
• hippo tutu
• hipster cocktail
• hoarded candy wad
• hockey stick of furious angry rage
• holiday smorgasbord
• holiday trip around the world
• hollow rock
• holo-bomber
• holo-platoon
• holo-tank
• home robotics kit
• homeless hobo spirit
• homemade robot
• homemade robot gear
• homeopathic mint tea
• honey bun of Boris
• honey-drenched ham slice
• hopeful candle
• hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa
• hot button candy
• hot cluster
• hot clusterbomb
• hot coal
• hot daub
• hot daub bun
• hot daub stand
• hot egg
• hot jelly
• hot mint schnocolate
• hot spore pod
• hot watered rum
• hot wine
• hothammer
• hourglass
• house-sized mushroom
• housekeeping automa-core
• huge gold coin
• huge mint leaf
• human musk
• humble pie
• hungover chauvinist pig
• hunk of granite
• hushed puppy
• hypnodisk
• iFlail
• iShield
• ice baby
• ice cream sandwich
• ice harvest
• ice house
• ice pick
• ice rice
• ice sickle
• ice skates
• ice-cold Cloaca Zero
• iceberg lettuce
• iceberglet
• iced plum wine
• icing poncho
• illicit fish sauce
• imaginary lemon
• improved martini
• impure gasoline
• in-the-box spring shoes
• incredibly dense meat gem
• indie comic hipster glasses
• industrial frosting
• industrial lubricant
• industrial strength anti-fungal spray
• industrially-crushed ice
• inert sludgepuppy
• infernal snowball
• inflammable leaf
• inflatable LT&T telegraph office
• ingot turtle
• initiative shawarma
• inky squid sauce
• insulated gold wire
• insulting hat
• intact anemone spike
• intact medium-wave antenna
• intergalactic pom poms
• interrogative elixir
• intimidating coiffure
• intricate clockwork big hand
• intricate clockwork birdhouse
• intricate clockwork cuckoo
• intricate clockwork disc
• intricate clockwork egg
• intricate clockwork little hand
• intricate clockwork numeral I
• intricate clockwork numeral II
• intricate clockwork numeral III
• intricate clockwork numeral IV
• intricate clockwork numeral IX
• intricate clockwork numeral V
• intricate clockwork numeral VI
• intricate clockwork numeral VII
• intricate clockwork numeral VIII
• intricate clockwork numeral X
• intricate clockwork numeral XI
• intricate clockwork numeral XII
• intricate music box parts
• invisible potion
• iron chain
• iron dagger
• iron helmet
• ironic mint
• irradiated turtle
• jam band bootleg
• jangly bracelet
• jangly spurs
• jar of frostigkraut
• jar of magical relish
• jar of psychoses (Jick)
• jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)
• jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)
• jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)
• jar of psychoses (The Old Man)
• jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)
• jaunty feather
• java cookie
• jewel-eyed wizard hat
• jigsaw blade
• jitterbug larva
• jolly roger tattoo kit
• jug of "wine"
• jug of booze
• juggling ball
• jumping horseradish
• jungle floor wax
• junk trunks
• junk-mail shirt
• karma shawarma
• keel-haulin' knife
• kelp
• kelp-holly drape
• kelp-holly gun
• kerosene-soaked skip
• kevlateflocite helmet
• khaki duffel bag
• kill screen
• kilopede skull
• kitten burglar
• kiwi beak
• labrador cookie
• large pile of sand
• large stone triangle
• laser cannon
• laser targeting chip
• latte lovers club card
• latte lovers member's mug
• lava balaclava
• lava-proof pants
• lavalarva
• lavawater
• law-abiding citizen cane
• lead collar
• leafy browns
• left bear arm
• leftover canapés
• leftover chocolate bar
• leftover pasty
• leg-mounted Trainbots
• leggings of the Spider Queen
• lemonhead caviar
• lemony scales
• length of old fuse
• li'l candy corn costume
• li'l ghost costume
• li'l knight costume
• li'l orphan tot
• li'l unicorn costume
• liar's pants
• libertagliatelle
• licorice snake
• licorice whip
• limepatch
• linguini of the sea
• lip soup
• lit leaf lasso
• literal grasshopper
• little black book
• little box of fireworks
• little deuce cape
• little firkin
• llama lama cria
• loadstone
• loafers
• locked mumming trunk
• lodestone
• longbox of Batfellow comics
• loofah ladle
• loofah lavalier
• loofah lederhosen
• loofah legwarmers
• loofah lei
• loofah lumberjack's hat
• loofah lumps
• loose blade
• loose purse strings
• lost elf luggage
• lost key
• love
• lucky Tam O'Shanter
• lucky Tam O'Shatner
• lucky army helmet
• lucky gold ring
• lucky moai statuette
• lucky napkin
• lucky rabbitfish fin
• lucky-ish pill
• lump of Brituminous coal
• lump of bauxite
• lump of black ichor
• lump of loyal latite
• lupine appetite hormones
• lustrous drippy orb
• luxury fly-tying workbench
• machine elf capsule
• macroplane grater
• madius
• magenta seashell
• magical baguette
• magical battery
• magical pony: Dusk Shiny
• magical pony: Pearjack
• magical pony: Rosey Cake
• magical pony: Shutterfly
• magical pony: Spectrum Dash
• magical pony: Uniquity
• magical sausage
• magical sausage casing
• magicberry tablets
• magnum of fancy champagne
• makeshift castanets
• makeshift crane
• makeshift sixgun
• malevolent medallion
• mana-basted tofurkey leg
• mana-coated yams
• mana-fortified cranberry sauce
• mana-stuffed herbal stuffing
• mangled finger
• mangled squirrel
• mantis skull
• map to Anemone Mine
• map to Dolph Bossin's hideout
• map to Madness Reef
• map to a candy-rich block
• map to the Cursed Village
• map to the Dive Bar
• map to the Marinara Trench
• map to the Mystic Wood
• map to the Putrid Swamp
• map to the Skate Park
• map to the Sprawling Cemetery
• map to the Towering Mountains
• marble maebari
• marble magnet
• marble mantle
• marble mariachi hat
• marble medallion
• marble mignonette bowl
• marble molecules
• mariachi hat
• marshmallow bomb
• marshroom
• mashed potatoes
• massive gemstone
• massive wrench
• mayfly bait necklace
• mayo pump
• meadeorite
• mechanically-mulled cider
• medium stone triangle
• megacopia
• melty plastic grenade
• mentholated wine
• mercenary pistol
• mercenary rifle
• mesquito proboscis
• messenger bag RNA
• metal meteoroid
• meteor shower cap
• meteorb
• meteoreo
• meteorite earring
• meteorite fragment
• meteorite guard
• meteorite necklace
• meteorite ring
• meteortarboard
• meteorthopedic shoes
• micronova
• mid-level medieval mead
• midriff scrubs
• milestone
• military candy cane
• military orb
• military-grade peppermint oil
• mime army camouflage kit
• mime army challenge coin
• mime army infiltration glove
• mime army insignia (cryonics)
• mime army insignia (espionage)
• mime army insignia (infantry)
• mime army insignia (intelligence)
• mime army insignia (morale)
• mime army insignia (psychological warfare)
• mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)
• mime army insignia (sanitation)
• mime army rations
• mime army shotglass
• mime army superserum
• mime army wine
• mime eraser
• mime pocket probe
• mime soul fragment
• mime-proof sunglasses
• mimeplasm
• miming beret
• miming boots
• miming corduroys
• miming gloves
• miming shirt
• mince pie
• mini kiwi
• mini kiwi aioli
• mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition
• mini kiwi bikini
• mini kiwi digitized cookies
• mini kiwi egg
• mini kiwi icepick
• mini kiwi illicit antibiotic
• mini kiwi intoxicating spirits
• mini kiwi invisible dirigible
• mini kiwi silicon tiepin
• mini kiwi tipi
• mini kiwi whipping stick
• mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick
• mini kiwitini
• mini-Mr. Accessory
• mini-marshmallow dispenser
• miniature Embering Hulk
• miniature boiler
• miniature crystal ball
• miniature deck cannon
• miniature gravy-covered maypole
• minin' dynamite
• miniscule temporal rip
• mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag
• mint condition magnifying glass
• mint-in-box Powerful Glove
• missing semicolon
• moai toai
• moaiball
• mocking turtle
• model train set
• modern picture frame
• moist Crimbo spices
• moist barrel
• moist sack
• molehill mountain
• molten brick
• monkey barf
• moomy dust
• moon-amber
• moon-amber necklace
• moose chocolate
• mooseflank
• moosemeat pie
• moreltini
• morning dew
• moss floss
• moss mace
• moss mantle
• moss marlinspike
• moss medal
• moss megaphone
• moss mitre
• moss mulch
• mostly-broken sunglasses
• mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine
• mother's necklace
• mouldering barrel
• mountain lion skin
• mourning wine
• moustache sock
• mouth-watering mayolus
• muddy skirt
• muffled muffuletta
• mulberry
• mulled berry wine
• mulled blood
• mulled hobo wine
• mulled wine
• mummified entombed cookbookbat
• mumming trunk
• murderbot component casing
• murderbot live wire
• murderbot mask
• murderbot memory chip
• murderbot monofilament
• murderbot plasma rifle
• murderbot power cell
• murderbot shield unit
• murderbot spring injector
• murderbot whip
• muscular soup
• musk turtle
• muskox-skin cap
• mutant arm
• mutant crown
• mutant fire ant egg
• mutant gila monster egg
• mutant legs
• mutated candy lump
• myrrh pouch
• myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball
• mysterious chest
• mystery lollipop
• nachos of the night
• nail file
• nailswurst
• name change form
• nanorhino credit card
• nasty gum
• nasty-smelling moss
• nastygeist
• nativity shorts
• natural magick candle
• naughty fortune teller
• naughty origami kit
• naughty paper shuriken
• nauseating reagent
• navel ring of navel gazing
• ncle leg
• neck wreath
• neg grog
• nega-mushroom
• nega-mushroom wine
• negative lump
• nervous tick egg
• nest egg
• neverending wallet chain
• new habit
• newborn kobold
• newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp
• nice warm beer
• nicksilver ring
• nicksilver spurs
• ninja carabiner
• ninja crampons
• ninja rope
• ninjammies
• noir fedora
• non-Euclidean angle
• non-aged vinegar
• normal barrel
• norwhal helmet
• nosy nose ringy ring
• note from Clancy
• nothingtini
• noticeable pumps
• novelty monorail ticket
• nozzle of the Phoenix
• nuclear stockpile
• nugget of Crimbonium
• nugget of nicksilver
• nugget of quicksilver
• nugget of sicksilver
• nugget of slicksilver
• nugget of sodium
• nugget of thicksilver
• nugget of ticksilver
• numberwang
• nut-shaped Crimbo cookie
• nutcracking pliers
• nylon Christmas stockings
• obsidian nutcracker
• octolus-skin cloak
• odd silver coin
• off-hand balloon
• offensive moustache
• officer's nog
• old ball and chain
• old candy wrapper
• old chum
• old dry bone
• old love note
• old school Mafia knickerbockers
• old school beer pull tab
• old school calculator watch
• old school flying disc
• old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie
• old-school pirate grog
• oldcake
• one million meat pancakes
• one piece of bubble gum
• one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island
• one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill
• one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach
• one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano
• one-day ticket to The Glaciest
• optimal spreadsheet
• orange boxing gloves
• orange glowstick
• orange slime glob
• orange traffic cone
• organ grinder
• organic potpourri
• origami "gentlemen's" magazine
• origami pasties
• origami riding crop
• ornamental sextant
• orphan baby yeti
• out-of-work circus flea
• outlaw bandana
• outrageous sombrero
• over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
• overloaded Yule battery
• overloaded short-pulse transistor
• overpowering mushroom wine
• oversized ice molecule
• oxygenated eggnog helmet
• oyster sauce
• packaged Everfull Dart Holster
• packaged Pocket Professor
• packaged Roman Candelabra
• packaged SpinMaster™ lathe
• packaged familiar scrapbook
• packaged industrial fire extinguisher
• packaged knock-off retro superhero cape
• packaged luxury garment
• packet of beer seeds
• packet of dragon's teeth
• packet of mayfly bait
• packet of mushroom spores
• packet of rock seeds
• packet of tall grass seeds
• packet of thanksgarden seeds
• packet of winter seeds
• paint palette
• pair of candy glasses
• pair of government shades
• pair of plants
• pair of scissors
• pantogram
• papier-mâché base
• papier-mâché bowl
• papier-mâché glob
• papier-mâché handle
• papier-mâché plaque
• papier-mâché toothpicks
• papier-mâché trophy piñata
• papier-mâchéte
• papier-mâchaeranthera
• papier-mâchine gun
• papier-mâchuridars
• papier-masque
• papier-mitre
• papier-mochi
• paraffin palazzos
• paraffin pendant
• paraffin pieces
• paraffin pith helmet
• paraffin poncho
• paraffin pseudoaccordion
• party balloon
• party crasher
• party mouse hat
• party platter for one
• party pup
• party whip
• passed-out psychedelic bear
• pea brittle
• peace shooter
• peace turkey outline
• peasco sour
• peaza
• pebble of proud pyrite
• pecan pie
• pegfinger
• pentagram bandana
• peppermint bomb
• peppermint donut
• peppermint eel sauce
• peppermint harpoon gun
• peppermint pegleg
• peppermint spine
• peppermint sprig
• peppermint syrup
• peppermint tack
• peppermint tailings
• perfect Christmas scarf
• perfectly fair coin
• perfectly ordinary frog
• perl necklace
• pernicious cudgel
• personal graffiti kit
• personal raindrop
• personalizable gingerbread cookie
• personalized wassail stein
• pet anchor
• pet bad vibe
• petit 4.1
• petit fortran
• petrified time
• pewter candlestick
• pewter shavings
• phial of coldness
• phial of hotness
• phial of sleaziness
• phial of spookiness
• phial of stench
• photo booth sized crate
• pickled bread
• pickled grasshopper
• picky tweezers
• picture of you
• piece of cake
• piece of coral
• piece of driftwood
• pile of Trainbot parts
• pile of dirt
• pile of dungeon junk
• pile of gritty sand
• pile of sand
• pile of useless robot parts
• pilgrim shield
• pillow shell
• pine cone
• pine cone necklace
• ping-pong ball
• ping-pong paddle
• pink glowstick
• pint of sweat
• pirate encryption key (complete)
• pirate encryption key alpha
• pirate encryption key bravo
• pirate encryption key charlie
• pirate encryption key delta
• pirate fork
• pirate hook
• pirate pantaloons
• pirate radio ring
• pirate shaving cream
• piratical blunderbuss
• pirrrate's currrse
• piscatini
• pixel bread
• pixel energy tank
• pixel grappling hook
• pixel pill
• pixel power cell
• pixel rock
• pixel whiskey
• pixie axie
• plaid cowboy hat
• plain calzone
• plain paper hat
• plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat
• plans for depleted Grimacite hammer
• plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask
• plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards
• plastic bazooka
• plastic doll arms
• plastic doll legs
• plastic ingot
• plastic nightmare troll
• plastic nunchaku
• plastic piranha pot
• plastic pirate hat
• plastic pumpkin bucket
• plastic vampire fangs
• plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
• plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
• plexifoam chin strap
• plexiglass pants
• plexiglass pendant
• plexiglass pikestaff
• plexiglass pinky ring
• plexiglass pith helmet
• plexiglass pocketwatch
• plumber's lunch
• plump free-range mushroom
• plush sea serpent
• pocket ace
• pocket lint (blue)
• pocket lint (green)
• pocket lint (orange)
• pocket lint (white)
• pocket wish
• pogo stick
• poker face paint
• polished moon-amber
• polo trophy
• polyeaster egg
• polyester pad
• polyester panama hat
• polyester parachute
• polyester peeler
• polyester pettipants
• polyester pulsera
• polyesterene powder
• polymorphic fastening apparatus
• ponytail clip
• pool shark hair oil
• pool torpedo
• porcelain candy dish
• porcelain pelerine
• porcelain pepper mill
• porcelain phantom mask
• porcelain plus-fours
• porcelain police baton
• porcelain porkpie
• porcelain powder
• porquoise-handled sixgun
• portable Mayo Clinic
• portable Othello set
• portable Spacegate
• portable cassette player
• portable dam
• portable housekeeping robot
• portable pantogram
• portable ping-pong table
• portable steam unit
• portable table
• portable wall
• possessed sugar cube
• possibility potion
• post-holiday sale coupon
• potato jacket
• potato masher
• potion of spiritual gunkifying
• potted power plant
• potted tea tree
• powdered candy sushi set
• powdered dice
• powdered oxygen
• power sock
• prank Crimbo card
• praying Grim Brother
• precision snowball
• present
• pressurized potion of pneumaticity
• pressurized potion of possessiveness
• priceless diamond
• primitive alien blowgun
• primitive alien booze
• primitive alien loincloth
• primitive alien mask
• primitive alien medicine
• primitive alien necklace
• primitive alien salad
• primitive alien spear
• primitive alien totem
• primitive candy cane
• pristine walrus tusk
• pro skateboard
• profane eye patch
• programmable turtle
• prohie's hat
• proto-proto-protozoa
• protogenetic chunklet (elbow)
• protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)
• protogenetic chunklet (lips)
• protogenetic chunklet (muscle)
• protogenetic chunklet (synapse)
• protonic accelerator pack
• prototype stimulant
• psychic's amulet
• psychic's circlet
• psychic's crystal ball
• psychic's pslacks
• psychoanalytic jar
• psychokinetic energy blob
• pteruges
• pulled blue taffy
• pulled green taffy
• pulled indigo taffy
• pulled orange taffy
• pulled red taffy
• pulled violet taffy
• pulled yellow taffy
• pump-up high-tops
• pumpkin spice whorl
• punch-drunk punch
• punching mirror
• punk rock jacket
• puppet strings
• purple glowstick
• putty coat
• puzzling ribbon
• puzzling trophy
• pygmy bugbear shaman
• pygmy phone number
• quantized familiar
• quantized familiar experience
• quantum watch
• quicksilver ring
• quicksilver spurs
• quirky accordion
• raffle prize box
• raffle ticket
• ragged wool yarn
• rainbow pearl
• rainbow pearl earring
• rainbow pearl necklace
• rainbow pearl ring
• ramekin of space nuts
• rare oboe
• ratatouille de Jarlsberg
• real cowboy hat
• really nice lump of coal
• really tiny cocktail shaker
• record of menacing silence
• record of menacing silence (used)
• record of tranquil silence
• record of tranquil silence (used)
• recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto
• recovered cufflinks
• red and green rain stick
• red and white claret
• red armband
• red face paint
• red mana
• red masque
• red money bag
• red plumber's boots
• red potion
• red rum
• red shirt
• red shoe
• red silk skirt
• red traffic cone
• red tulip
• red white and blue claret
• red-and-green microcamera
• red-hot boilermaker
• red-hot knucklebone
• red-hot poker
• red-hot sausage fork
• red-soled high heels
• red-spotted snapper roe
• regret hose
• rehearsing dramatic hedgehog
• reindeer hammer
• reindeer sickle
• reliable sixgun
• remorseless knife
• repaid diaper
• replica Elf Guard medal
• replica Ten Dollars
• replica bat-oomerang
• replica key
• research fragment
• residual chitin paste
• residual zeal
• reverse Tantalus
• rhinestone
• rhinestone cowhorn
• ribbon candy ascot
• ribcage rollcage
• rickety old unicycle
• rigging knot
• right bear arm
• ring
• ring of telling skeletons what to do
• ring of the Skeleton Lord
• rinky-dink sixgun
• roasted vegetable focaccia
• roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg
• robin flan
• robin nog
• robot grease
• rocket fuel
• room scale green bean casserole
• root beer barrel
• rose
• rose-colored glasses
• rotten tomato
• rotting barrel
• rotting cowskin
• round blue bomb
• rubber WWBBDD? bracelet
• rubber baby doll
• rubber cape
• rubber doll body
• rubber doll head
• rubber nubbin
• rubber ribcage
• rubber spatula
• rubber spider
• ruby on canes
• rum ball
• rum-soaked fruitcake
• rune-strewn spoon cocoon
• runny fermented egg
• runny icing
• runproof mascara
• rusted-out shootin' iron
• rusty hedge trimmers
• rusty metal greaves
• rusty staff
• rutabuga bag
• sachet of strange powder
• saffron antaravasaka
• saffron uttarasanga
• salmagumdi
• salt plum
• salt plum sake
• salt wages
• salted mutton
• salty gumdrop
• sampler size toothpaste
• sane hatrack
• sangria del diablo
• sardine can key
• sausage golem
• savings bond
• savory dry noodles
• sawed-off blunderbuss
• scabrous seal epaulets
• scepter of the Skeleton Lord
• school spirit socket set
• scotch on the rocks
• scroll case
• scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff
• scroll of Puddingskin
• scroll of minor invulnerability
• scroll of protection from lycanthropes
• sea cowbell
• sea cowboy hat
• sea holster
• sea jelly
• sea lace
• sea lasso
• sea truffle
• sea-worn candlestick
• seal medal
• seared dino steak
• second-hand knockoff engagement ring
• security automa-core
• self-dribbling basketball
• senate fly thorax
• sentient meat mass
• sequin-encrusted sweater
• servo-assisted exo-pants
• set of Unobtainium straps
• sew-on bandage
• shadow bread
• shadow brick
• shadow candle
• shadow candy
• shadow chef's hat
• shadow flame
• shadow fluid
• shadow glass
• shadow hammer
• shadow hot dog
• shadow ice
• shadow martini
• shadow monocle
• shadow nectar
• shadow needle
• shadow pill
• shadow sausage
• shadow sinew
• shadow skin
• shadow stick
• shadow trousers
• shadow venom
• shadowy cheat sheet
• shaking skull
• shamanic beads
• sharkfin gumbo
• sharp tin strip
• sharpened spoon
• shavin' razor
• shellacked shell
• shells a la shellfish
• shield of the Skeleton Lord
• shim of shame shale
• shining goblet
• shiny brass tailfeathers
• shiny gold fronts
• shipwright's hammer
• shocked shell
• shoe ad T-shirt
• shoe gum
• shooting morning star
• short beer
• short glass of water
• short stick of butter
• short white
• short-handled mop
• shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
• shot of granola liqueur
• shot of mescal
• shot of wasp venom
• shoulder-mounted Trainbot
• shovelful of dirt
• shrine to the Barrel god
• shroomtini
• shuddering cow skull
• shuriken salad
• shushed potatoes
• sicksilver ring
• sicksilver spurs
• siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
• signal fragment
• signal receiver
• silent A
• silent B
• silent C
• silent D
• silent E
• silent F
• silent G
• silent H
• silent I
• silent J
• silent K
• silent L
• silent M
• silent N
• silent O
• silent P
• silent Q
• silent R
• silent S
• silent T
• silent U
• silent V
• silent W
• silent X
• silent Y
• silent Z
• silent beret
• silent nightlight
• silent pea shooter
• silicon-infused gluteal shield
• silk garter snake
• silky pirate drawers
• silver Dreadsylvanian flask
• silver cow creamer
• silver cow skull
• silver sausage
• silver table-scraper
• simple AI
• single atom
• single entendre
• single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad
• single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
• single-use dust mask
• sinistral homunculus
• skeletal scabbard
• skeleton
• skeleton quiche
• skeleton skis
• skewered cherry
• skewered jumbo olive
• skewered lime
• skull capacitor
• skull gearshift knob
• skull of the Bonerdagon
• skulldozer egg
• slap and slap again
• slap and slap again recipe
• sleaze cluster
• sleaze clusterbomb
• sleaze jelly
• sleeping piano cat
• sleeping profane parrot
• sleeve deuce
• slicksilver ring
• slicksilver spurs
• slime fedora
• slime knuckles
• slime waders
• slime-covered compass
• slime-covered greaves
• slime-covered helmet
• slime-covered lantern
• slime-covered necklace
• slime-covered shovel
• slime-covered staff
• sludgesicle
• small Crimbo Pressie
• small golem
• small gummi fin
• small pile of sand
• small stone triangle
• smart watch
• smirking shrunken head
• smoker's cloak
• smoking grass
• smoldering bagel punch
• smoldering leafcutter ant egg
• smooth mushroom wine
• smooth velvet bra
• smooth velvet hat
• smooth velvet shirt
• smooth velvet socks
• smudge stick
• snake skin
• snakeskin cowboy hat
• snakeskin jacket
• snakeskin thighboots
• sneakeasies
• sneaky wrapping paper
• snow berries
• snow cleats
• snow fort
• snow machine
• snowman-enchanting tophat
• snowstick
• soap knife
• sober pill
• soft cap of diminishing returns
• software bug
• soggy elf shoes
• soggy gingerbread chunk
• soggy used band-aid
• soilzerac
• solid gold jewel
• solid shifting time weirdness
• sonar fishfinder
• sorority girl's box
• soul coin
• soul doorbell
• soul knife
• soul mask
• soul monocle
• sour ball and chain
• sour powder
• souvenir flag
• space bar
• space blanket
• space chowder
• space heater
• space invader
• space jellybicycle
• space junk
• space needle
• space pirate treasure map
• space planula
• space port
• space trooper helmet
• space wine
• spaghetti breakfast
• spaghetti with ghost balls
• spaghetti-box banjo
• spandex anniversary shorts
• spant backplate
• spant chitin
• spant egg casing
• spant shield
• spant shoulderpads
• spant spear
• spant tendon
• spants
• spare battery
• spare chocolate parts
• sparking robo-battery
• sparkling orb
• sparkly engagement ring
• spearfish fishing spear
• special clip: boneburners
• special clip: graveburpers
• special clip: splatterers
• special clip: squelchers
• special clip: tracers
• special clip: wailers
• special edition Batfellow comic
• specialty ammo bandolier
• sphygmomanometer
• spider leg
• spidercow eye-cluster
• spinning wheel
• spirit bed
• spirit bell
• spirit blanket
• spirit gum
• spirit mattress
• spirit pillow
• spirit sheet
• spiritual candy cane
• spiritual eggnog
• spiritual fruitcake
• spiritual gingerbread
• spooky cluster
• spooky clusterbomb
• spooky jelly
• spooky lasso
• spooky rattling cigar box
• spoonful of Linguine-Os
• spring shoes
• sprinkle-begging cup
• sprinkles
• squirming Slime larva
• stained glass serape
• stained glass shards
• stained glass shield
• stained glass shiv
• stained glass spectacles
• stained glass stetson
• stained glass suspenders
• stained hard candy
• stale cheer wine
• standard-issue cupcake
• standards and practices guide
• staph of homophones
• star pop
• status cymbal
• stealth bomber
• steamed oyster
• steaming evil
• steel knuckles
• steel sword
• stench cluster
• stench clusterbomb
• stench jelly
• stick of firewood
• sticky hand whip
• sticky sword blade
• still grill
• still-beating spleen
• stink-penny
• stinking agaricus
• stinkwater
• stinky fannypack
• stolen necklace
• strange helix fossil
• strange stalagmite
• strange stone pyramid
• structural ember
• studded sealhide shield
• stuffed "L"
• stuffed club
• stuffed dinosaur
• stuffed kraken
• stuffed yam stinkbomb
• stuffed-shirt scarecrow
• stuffing fluffer
• sturdy cane
• stylish swimsuit
• styrofoam peanuts
• subscription cocoa dispenser
• sugar fairy
• sugar raygun
• sugar sphere
• sugarplum ration
• suggestive strozzapreti
• sundae ration
• super good fruit
• super-absorbent tarp
• super-heated leaf
• super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)
• superduperheated metal
• superheated metal
• superhero mask
• surgical mask
• surprisingly capacious handbag
• suspicious package
• sweat socks
• sweat-ade
• sweatband
• sweet mochi ball
• sweet nutcracker
• sweet party mix
• sweet potato o' mine
• sweet potato punch
• sweet tooth
• sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar
• sweetened reindeer fat
• swirling mushroom wine
• swordzall
• synaptic soup
• tabletop candy dispenser
• tailbone shield
• tainted icing
• tainted milk
• talisman of Seshat
• talking spade
• tangled mass of creepy pasta
• tankard of spiced Goldschlepper
• tankard of spiced rum
• tarnished bottlecap
• tarnished luggage key
• tattoo gun
• tattoo of two turkeys
• teacher's pen
• tearaway pants
• temperance whiskey
• temporary X tattoos
• tempura air
• tempura green and red bean
• tennis ball
• terra cotta tambourine
• terra cotta tidbits
• terra cotta tie tack
• terra cotta tongs
• terra cotta train
• terra cotta trousers
• terra panna cotta
• testy toolbox
• thanksgiving bomb
• thanksgiving turkey
• that gum you like
• the Archwizard's briefs
• the Ley Incursion's waist
• the most dangerous bait
• thermos of "whiskey"
• thick walrus blubber
• thicksilver ring
• thicksilver spurs
• thin gold wire
• third-hand lantern
• thriftshop coupon
• throwin' ember
• throwing candy
• ticksilver ring
• ticksilver spurs
• tie-dye headband
• tie-dyed fannypack
• tied-up flaming leaflet
• tied-up flaming monstera
• tied-up leaviathan
• tightly-wound spine
• time residue
• time shuriken
• time sleigh
• time-twitching toolbelt
• tin cup
• tin drum
• tin foil
• tin roof (rusted)
• tin snips
• tin tam
• tin thermos of chai
• tinsel fin
• tiny Tina gun
• tiny baby scorpion
• tiny barrel
• tiny black hole
• tiny bomb
• tiny bowler
• tiny canopic jar
• tiny consolation ribbon
• tiny dancer
• tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer
• tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory
• tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer
• tiny die-cast Don Crimbo
• tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer
• tiny die-cast Father Crimbo
• tiny die-cast Father Crimborg
• tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer
• tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer
• tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg
• tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer
• tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer
• tiny die-cast Swiss hen
• tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo
• tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign
• tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer
• tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg
• tiny die-cast blade a-spinning
• tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree
• tiny die-cast factory worker elf
• tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf
• tiny die-cast golden ring
• tiny die-cast goose a-laying
• tiny die-cast killing bird
• tiny die-cast middle-management elf
• tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf
• tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg
• tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf
• tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming
• tiny die-cast turtle mech
• tiny domino mask
• tiny ember
• tiny handful of mixed nuts
• tiny plastic "Santa Claus"
• tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo
• tiny plastic Abuela's cottage
• tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear
• tiny plastic Armory
• tiny plastic Bar
• tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type
• tiny plastic Beebee King
• tiny plastic Bugbear Captain
• tiny plastic Café Elf
• tiny plastic Cafe
• tiny plastic Captain Kerkard
• tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter
• tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™
• tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel
• tiny plastic Colonel Brando
• tiny plastic Crimbomega
• tiny plastic Crimbot
• tiny plastic Dolph Bossin
• tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny
• tiny plastic Factory
• tiny plastic Father McGruber
• tiny plastic GORM-8
• tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist
• tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker
• tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud
• tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.
• tiny plastic Knows About Chakras
• tiny plastic Krampus
• tiny plastic Lord Flameface
• tiny plastic MechaElf
• tiny plastic Mer-kin baker
• tiny plastic Norville Rogers
• tiny plastic Professor What
• tiny plastic Queen Bee
• tiny plastic Rene C. Corman
• tiny plastic Scott the Miner
• tiny plastic St. Patrick
• tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare
• tiny plastic Toybot
• tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku
• tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer
• tiny plastic Your Brain
• tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart
• tiny plastic angry space marine
• tiny plastic angry vikings
• tiny plastic animelf
• tiny plastic bad vibe
• tiny plastic batbugbear
• tiny plastic bee swarm
• tiny plastic beebee gunners
• tiny plastic beebee queue
• tiny plastic black ops bugbear
• tiny plastic blazing bat
• tiny plastic bugaboo
• tiny plastic buzzerker
• tiny plastic caboose
• tiny plastic cavebugbear
• tiny plastic coal car
• tiny plastic dining car
• tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"
• tiny plastic exo-suited miner
• tiny plastic fire servant
• tiny plastic four-shadowed mime
• tiny plastic golden gundam
• tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear
• tiny plastic locomotive
• tiny plastic mime executive
• tiny plastic mime functionary
• tiny plastic mime scientist
• tiny plastic mime soldier
• tiny plastic moneybee
• tiny plastic mumblebee
• tiny plastic orphan
• tiny plastic passenger car
• tiny plastic peacannon
• tiny plastic reindeer
• tiny plastic sea elf
• tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit
• tiny plastic spiderbugbear
• tiny plastic spoiler
• tiny plastic sword
• tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf
• tiny plastic the Free Man
• tiny plastic warbear
• tiny plastic warbear fortress
• tiny plastic wild beaver
• tiny plastic yuleviathan
• tiny stillsuit
• toast with cold jelly
• toast with hot jelly
• toast with sleaze jelly
• toast with spooky jelly
• toggle switch (Bartend)
• toggle switch (Bounce)
• tonguebone
• tonic o' Banderas
• tooth cap
• toothy trousers
• topiary noseplugs
• toy Crimbot mega face
• toy Crimbot power glove
• toy Crimbot rocket legs
• toy Crimbot super fist
• toy accordion
• toy sixgun
• traditional Crimbo cookie
• train whistle
• training scroll: Shattering Punch
• training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique
• training scroll: Snokebomb
• trampled ticket stub
• transdermal smoke patch
• transmission from planet Xi
• transparent nog
• transparent pants
• traumatic holiday memory
• trench coat
• trench lighter
• trick coin
• triggerfingerbone
• triple barreled barrel gun
• troll britches
• tropical Crimbo pressie
• tryptophan dart
• turchucken
• turkey blaster
• turkish mostaccioli
• turtle-shaped rock
• twice-haunted screwdriver
• twist of lime
• twitching time capsule
• ultimate wad
• ultra-deluxe cupcake
• ultra-soft ferns
• unappetizing mayolus
• unbreakable umbrella
• unearthed volcanic meteoroid
• unemployed hunchbacked minion
• unevolved organism
• unfinished fruitcake
• unfinished ice sculpture
• unfinished pleasure
• uniclops egg
• unidentifiable dried fruit
• unidentified drink
• uninteresting mayolus
• unnatural gas
• unoccupied sheep suit
• unopened Bird-a-Day calendar
• unopened diabolic pizza cube box
• unpowered Robortender
• unquiet spirits
• unremarkable duffel bag
• unsanitized scalpel
• unsmoothed velvet
• untorn tearaway pants package
• unused soap
• unused walkie-talkie
• unwound cymbal-playing monkey
• unwound mechanical songbird
• unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape
• valuable coin
• vampyric cloake
• vampyric cloake pattern
• van key
• vanilla-frosted king cake
• velour valise
• velour vambraces
• velour vaqueros
• velour veil
• velour veneer
• velour viscometer
• vengeful spirit
• very fancy whiskey
• very small red dress
• vesper
• vial of hot blood
• vibrating mushroom
• vicious spiked collar
• violent pastilles
• viral DNA
• virgin jello shot
• void burger
• void lager
• void shard
• void stone
• voodoo doll
• voter registration form
• votive of confidence
• wad of Crovacite
• wad of spider silk
• waders
• waffle
• walkie-talkie
• warbear battle greaves
• warbear bearserker greaves
• warbear black box
• warbear ceremonial party pants
• warbear electric long johns
• warbear electric warscarf
• warbear electro-spiked helm
• warbear fancy fedora
• warbear feathered fedora
• warbear fleece-lined long johns
• warbear fleece-lined warscarf
• warbear goggles
• warbear heated ushanka
• warbear high festival pants
• warbear hoverbelt
• warbear laser bowtie
• warbear lined ushanka
• warbear long johns
• warbear nuclear bowtie
• warbear officer greaves
• warbear officer requisition box
• warbear party pants
• warbear plain fedora
• warbear plain helm
• warbear plain ushanka
• warbear plasma bowtie
• warbear polarized goggles
• warbear requisition box
• warbear snowblindness goggles
• warbear spiked helm
• warbear thermoregulator bread
• warbear warscarf
• wardrobe-o-matic
• warehouse key
• warm fur
• warm gravy
• warm war shawarma
• washboard shield
• water balloon
• water log
• water purification pills
• watered-down Red Minotaur
• waterlogged cloth
• waterlogged leather
• waterlogged metal
• waterlogged stuffing
• waterlogged wood
• watermelon
• watermelon seed
• wax banana
• wax booze
• wax face
• wax hand
• wax hat
• wax lips
• wax pancake
• wax pants
• weasel stomping pants
• weathered barrel
• webbed comic mask
• weedy skirt
• weighted paperclip chain
• western-style skinning knife
• wet tack
• whale cerebrospinal fluid
• whalecake
• whalegun
• whalesteak
• wheel of camembert
• whet stone
• whirled peas
• white Dreadsylvanian
• white arm towel
• white earbuds
• white money bag
• whole roasted chicken
• wicker clicker
• wicker kickers
• wicker knickers
• wicker slicker
• wicker sticker
• wicker ticker
• wickerbits
• wicksilver ring
• witch's bra
• wizard action figure
• wolf whistle
• wooly loincloth
• wrapped candy cane sword cane
• wrapping paper
• wriggling worm
• wrought-iron flakes
• wrought-iron waders
• wrought-iron walker
• wrought-iron whisk
• wrought-iron widget
• wrought-iron wig
• wrought-iron winch crank
• xo-skeleton-in-a-box
• yabba dabba doo rag
• yam
• yam and swiss
• yam battery
• yam burrito
• yam martini
• yam mayo
• yam slider
• yellow glowstick
• yellow puck
• yellow puck with a bow on it
• yellow traffic cone
• yield shield
• yule grog
• yuletide troll chrysalis
• zombie
• zombie accordion
• zombie mariachi hat
• zombie mariachi pants
• zombie monkey necklace