Museum :: TastesLikeChicken

TastesLikeChicken

Rank	Item	Quantity
#84	"DRINK ME" potion	623
#87	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	17
#235	1-ball	24
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#226	2-ball	26
#226	3-ball	27
#299	30669 scroll	32
#85	33398 scroll	331
#521	334 scroll	7
#230	4-ball	26
#65	4-d camera	5
#156	4-dimensional guitar	14
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#276	5-ball	18
#295	6-ball	17
#262	64067 scroll	1
#393	668 scroll	1
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#254	7-ball	24
#305	8-ball	98
#397	9-ball	2
#182	ASCII shirt	12
#52	Alewife™ Ale	65
#271	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#259	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#263	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#168	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#248	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#2228	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#378	Angelhair Culottes	3
#343	Angry Farmer candy	330
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#141	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#47	Atomic Pop	29
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#237	BGE merchandise order form	18
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1310	BGE shotglass	5
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#34	BRICKO hat	2
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#25	BRICKO sword	3
#377	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#610	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3370	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#367	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	6
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#931	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#881	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#613	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#167	Black No. 2	65
#122	Blackfly Chardonnay	64
#242	Blatantly Canadian	11
#57	Blood 'n' Plenty	10
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#2381	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1677	Boss Bat bling	1
#2771	Boss Bat britches	1
#93	Bram's choker	1
#270	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	31
#280	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#249	C.H.U.M. knife	4
#255	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	4
#165	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	4
#176	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	4
#149	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	4
#156	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	4
#559	CRIMBCO mug	20
#403	CRIMBCO wine	19
#362	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#1726	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#311	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#236	Cherry Cloaca Cola	5
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1485	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#549	Cold Hots candy	8
#188	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#784	Corpse Island iced tea	6
#617	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	8
#387	Crimbo Credit	9
#267	Crimbo candied pecan	50
#371	Crimbo fudge	30
#363	Crimbo peppermint bark	32
#584	Crimbo pie	2
#325	Crimbo salad	4
#351	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#305	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#1800	Crimbuck	75
#3201	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#368	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	17
#182	Divine	4
#78	Dogsgotnonoz pills	4
#979	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#893	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#1819	Drowsy Sword	4
#1403	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#988	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#1374	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#269	Ecto-Cooler	4
#28	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#46	El Vibrato power sphere	40
#17	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	4
#30	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	7
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	8
#124	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	5
#153	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#33	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	8
#16	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	14
#103	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	3
#73	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	14
#67	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	13
#87	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	8
#2383	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#652	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#104	Elvish delight	3
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#808	FDKOL commendation	10
#460	FDKOL hotcakes	2
#165	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	3
#117	Frat Army FGF	59
#214	Frogade	1
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#43	GOTO	68
#605	Gaia beads	1
#281	Game Grid ticket	1
#162	Game Grid token	10
#276	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#184	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#229	Gnollish plunger	12
#214	Gnollish slotted spoon	10
#162	Gnollish toolbox	41
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#667	Go-Wassail	16
#42	Good 'n' Slimy	10
#650	Goodfella contract	15
#338	Gummi-DNA	1
#362	Gummi-Gnauga	6
#32	Gummy Brains	21
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#188	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#1139	Heimandatz's heart	1
#389	Hodgman's blanket	3
#405	Hollandaise helmet	2
#317	Iiti Kitty phone charm	7
#702	Instant Karma	5
#475	Jack-in-the-box	12
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#398	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	4
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#127	Knob Goblin lunchbox	13
#247	Knob Goblin melon baller	9
#253	Knob Goblin spatula	42
#341	Knob Goblin tongs	36
#210	Knob Goblin visor	32
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#107	Knob jelly donut	2
#127	Knob lo mein	2
#141	Knob stroganoff	2
#84	Knoll lo mein	2
#88	Knoll stir-fry	2
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#383	Let Me Be!	4
#58	Lobos Mints	12
#884	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#484	Lucky Surprise Egg	6
#953	M-242	3
#12	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	2
#560	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#90	Mer-kin pressureglobe	2
#161	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#104	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	32
#135	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#282	Nardz energy beverage	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#224	Neuromancer	2
#300	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#317	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
#306	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#250	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	2
#251	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	2
#250	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	2
#246	Nuclear Blastball	1
#77	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#237	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#38	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1,819
#135	PlexiPips	1
#166	Pokëmann band-aid	2
#808	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#194	Polka Pop	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#96	Rad Lib	1
#23	Rattlin' Chains	31
#370	Red Pill	1
#38	Red Rover BB gun	81
#99	Ring of Fire	1
#313	SPF 451 lip balm	7
#1068	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#920	Schrödinger's thermos	3
#493	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#453	Steal This Candy	3
#946	Summer Nights	1
#53	Sweet Sword	9
#410	Tales from the Fireside	3
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1376	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#611	Travels with Jerry	2
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#311	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#461	Tuesday's ruby	3
#387	Typical Tavern swill	10
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#551	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	16
#41	Underworld sapling	1
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#752	Warm Subject gift certificate	14
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#589	Workytime Tea	2
#134	X-37 gun	1
#509	Yakisoba's hat	3
#221	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	7
#372	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#145	a butt tuba	9
#204	a little sump'm sump'm	15
#333	abandoned candy	1
#40	abominable blubber	79
#779	abominable snowcone	9
#106	accidental cider	26
#190	acid-squirting flower	24
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#95	adder	22
#143	adder bladder	104
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#138	aerated diving helmet	1
#158	agua de vida	19
#123	all-purpose cleaner	86
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#496	alphabet gum	2
#16	amber aviator shades	21
#13	ammonite candy mold	16
#1017	ammonite fossil	1
#20	amphibious tophat	1
#276	amulet of extreme plot significance	57
#328	ancient Magi-Wipes	13
#108	ancient cursed foot locker	3
#93	ancient frozen dinner	33
#112	ancient ice cream scoop	7
#148	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
#265	ancient poisoned dart	1
#159	ancient protein powder	43
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#230	ancient stone head	1
#2226	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#494	ancient vinyl coin purse	3
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#478	anniversary gift box	7
#188	annoying pitchfork	14
#208	ant agonist	16
#140	ant hoe	3
#81	ant pick	6
#121	ant pitchfork	3
#139	ant rake	3
#163	ant sickle	2
#416	anti-anti-antidote	2
#878	anticheese	2
#167	antique bottle of cough syrup	4
#622	antique bottle opener	1
#652	antique greaves	3
#501	antique hand mirror	3
#743	antique helmet	2
#212	antique machete	1
#152	antique packet of ketchup	12
#743	antique shield	2
#690	antique spear	3
#132	armgun	32
#245	arrowgram	1
#853	arrrgyle socks	1
#239	asbestos apron	4
#579	asbestos ore	9
#188	asbestos staff	3
#144	asparagus knife	77
#99	asparagus lo mein	2
#62	asparagus stir-fry	5
#467	asshat	2
#571	astral mushroom	11
#2065	astronaut pants	1
#92	attorney's badge	12
#235	awful poetry journal	670
#201	bätzle	5
#104	baby cuddlefish	2
#529	baby killer bee	18
#183	babycakes	1
#95	backwoods screwdriver	18
#2445	baconstone	1
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#5055	badass belt	5
#52	bag of Cheat-Os	396
#336	bag of W&Ws	1
#63	bag of lard	15
#161	bag of pygmy blood	1
#167	baggie of powdered sugar	168
#201	balaclava	4
#368	balaclava baklava	6
#1313	ball	3
#664	balloon monkey	2
#309	balloon sword	1
#186	ballroom blintz	30
#593	banana	6
#111	banana cream pie	6
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#42	banana milkshake	3
#564	banana peel	2
#285	banana smoothie	2
#185	banana supersucker	2
#337	bananagate	20
#217	banjo strings	1
#1237	bar skin	1
#729	barbed-wire fence	3
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#266	bark rootbeer	4
#361	barrrnacle	44
#31	bartender skull	2
#88	bartender-in-the-box	4
#41	bartender-skull-in-the-box	2
#109	baseball	78
#129	basic meat pants	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	bat guano	128
#99	bat wing	206
#172	batblade	23
#158	batgut	252
#277	bath ball gift set	18
#875	battered Crimbo Crate	8
#27	battered old top-hat	1
#168	bazookafish bubble gum	17
#681	beach glass bead	1
#167	beanbag chair	3
#100	beastly paste	1
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#161	bed of coals	5
#138	beer basted brat	1
#189	beer bomb	224
#569	beer bong	1
#30	beer goggles	44
#668	beer helmet	1
#69	beer lens	67
#189	beer-scented teddy bear	3
#78	beer-soaked mop	13
#784	beertini	1
#104	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#415	begpwnia	1
#379	bejeweled cufflinks	11
#34	belemnite candy mold	7
#975	belemnite fossil	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#133	big bad voodoo mask	6
#74	big bass drum	38
#69	big boom	32
#146	big glob of skin	1
#98	big red clown nose	123
#463	big rock	1
#90	big slimy cyst	2
#131	big stick	3
#117	bigger stick	1
#133	bilge wine	258
#521	bindlestocking	3
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#88	bird rib	26
#522	bit of clingfilm	8
#110	bit-o-cactus	53
#544	bite-me-red lipstick	2
#157	black & tan	22
#202	black cherry soda	1
#193	black eyedrops	4
#187	black facepaint	1
#100	black forest cake	69
#155	black forest ham	21
#167	black gold	2
#96	black greaves	39
#694	black helmet	1
#191	black kettle drum	5
#157	black label	1
#1379	black paisley oyster egg	3
#453	black pension check	4
#58	black pepper	114
#379	black picnic basket	2
#131	black pixel	331
#51	black plastic oyster egg	62
#114	black polka-dot oyster egg	40
#234	black pudding	11
#100	black shield	36
#855	black snake skin	1
#812	black snowcone	1
#173	black striped oyster egg	24
#109	black sword	36
#269	black velvet box	1
#917	black-and-blue light	1
#154	blackberry	140
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#100	blackberry galoshes	2
#220	blackberry moccasins	1
#32	blank diary	4
#245	blank fudge mold	1
🥇	blank note	1
#27	blank prescription sheet	17
#191	blind-packed capsule toy	67
#114	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	147
#184	blob of Alphredo™	2
#192	blob of acid	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#116	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#870	bloody beer	2
#78	bloody clown pants	139
#317	bloody mary	5
#80	blowdart	6
#181	blue class ring	22
#350	blue paisley oyster egg	10
#590	blue pixel	65
#85	blue pixel potion	19
#940	blue plasma ball	1
#1290	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#536	blue polka-dot oyster egg	8
#76	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#692	blue snowcone	3
#229	blue striped oyster egg	18
#334	blundarrrbus	1
#91	bone abacus	9
#158	bone flute	11
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#77	book of matches	21
#112	booty chest charrrm	99
#185	booze-soaked cherry	2
#278	boring spaghetti	1
#179	borrowed time	1
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#126	bottle of Mystic Shell	7
#150	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	7
#152	bottle of alcohol	34
#67	bottle of antifreeze	12
#305	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#484	bottle of bubbles	13
#282	bottle of fire	13
#2993	bottle of goofballs	5
#79	bottle of melodramamine	1
#420	bottle of pirate juice	2
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1066	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#116	bottle of ultravitamins	6
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#280	boulder	3
#37	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#212	bowl of cottage cheese	130
#183	bowl of fishysoisse	5
#179	bowl of lucky charms	4
#335	box of Dweebs	1
#4671	box of sunshine	9
#116	boxing glove	5
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#48	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	100
#109	brains casserole	4
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#250	brainy skull	1
#50	brand new key	3
#22	brass dorsal fin	3
#95	brass gear	63
#231	brass stinger	2
#55	breadchucks	7
#321	breaded beer	2
#510	briefcase	5
#181	brine	93
#176	broken skull	145
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#52	brown crock marble	12
#75	brown felt tophat	22
#216	bubble-wrap simulator	3
#187	bucket of honey	10
#107	bucket of wine	4
#787	buckyball	5
#98	bum cheek	204
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#207	buoybottoms	4
#407	burnt flower	1
#41	bus pass	36
#464	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#117	caipifruta	1
#437	calle de miel	2
#621	can of Binarrrca	14
#1498	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#124	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	5
#241	can of Red Minotaur	19
#383	can of Swiller	4
#49	can of maces	22
#141	can of spinach	13
#164	can of starch	1
#560	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	16
#435	candied bolts	4
#177	candied nuts	6
#425	candied yams	22
#176	candy brain	25
#613	candy cane	59
#272	candy kneecapping stick	7
#1855	candy knuckles	1
#3110	candy stake	2
#383	cannonball charrrm	12
#1541	canteen of wine	3
#317	cardboard wakizashi	7
#174	carob brownies	1
#375	carob chunk noodles	4
#260	carton of rotten eggs	1
#92	carton of snake milk	9
#140	caustic slime nodule	2
#804	cement sandals	1
#12	chakra-mental wine	174
#303	chaos butterfly	866
#98	chaos popcorn	2
#235	charming flute	1
#366	cheap cigar butt	2
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#89	cheezburger	1
#60	chef skull	2
#234	chef-in-the-box	1
#204	cherry pie	2
#54	chicle de salchicha	2
#325	chintzy noodle ring	2
#196	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	1
#109	chocolate box	1
#715	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#410	chocolate spurs	1
#579	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#427	chocolate-frosted king cake	4
#429	chrome staff	1
#30	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#26	clockwork doohickey	5
#102	clockwork hat	1
#87	clockwork maid	2
#101	clockwork pants	1
#52	clockwork pirate skull	1
#44	clockwork sphere	9
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#67	clockwork thingamajig	2
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#1631	club necklace	4
#182	clutch of dodecapede eggs	1
#103	coal dust	1
#27	coal paperweight	1
#30	coarse hemp socks	1
#143	cob of corn	3
#217	cocoa egg	67
#596	cocoa eggshell fragment	50
#433	coffin lid	2
#198	cold hi mein	2
#190	cold nuggets	9
#242	cold wad	7
#323	collection of tiny spooky objects	3
#126	comfy coffin	8
#252	comfy pillow	1
#229	commemorative war stein	217
#200	compression stocking	1
#1057	computronic processing unit	1
#170	concentrated garbage juice	5
🥉	control crystal	1
#312	cookie cookie	3
#111	cool mushroom casserole	2
#356	copper ha'penny charrrm	13
#788	corpse on the beach	6
#851	corpsedriver	5
#420	corpsetini	12
#174	correction fluid	1
#388	corrupted data	29
#135	cottage	3
#125	cotton candy cone	4
#105	cotton candy pinch	1
#140	cotton candy plug	1
#138	cracker	1
#89	cranberry cordial	4
#487	cranberry schnapps	1
#48	creepy voodoo doll	7
#112	crotchety pants	1
#412	crowbarrr	4
#521	cruelty-free wine	1
#243	crumbling rat skull	2
#200	cube of billiard chalk	1
#111	curmudgel	13
#181	cursed black pearl onion	10
#384	cursed bottle of black-label rum	2
#280	cursed bottle of rum	5
#322	cursed cannonball	2
#278	cursed dirty joke scroll	4
#302	cursed piece of thirteen	2
#294	cursed sea biscuit	4
#431	cursed voodoo skull	1
#143	d10	1
#138	d20	1
#104	d4	1
#66	d8	48
#130	dangerous jerkcicle	1
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