Museum :: Kaluna

Kaluna

Rank	Item	Quantity
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#55	A. W. O. L. commendation	92
#789	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#685	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#900	BGE shotglass	6
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#101	BRAINS shorts	13
#128	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	21
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#140	Bit O' Ectoplasm	18
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#41	Blood 'n' Plenty	15
#75	Blood Light	47
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#71	Bone's Farm "wine"	20
#1567	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1762	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1011	CRIMBCO wine	6
#143	CRIMBCOIDS mints	15
#79	CRIMBCOLOAF	23
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#490	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#248	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#197	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	26
#99	Crimbo candied pecan	307
#109	Crimbo fudge	286
#102	Crimbo peppermint bark	286
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1005	Crimbuck	637
#673	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	9
#53	Drunken Neurologist	1
#76	Ecto-Cooler	13
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#1272	Feynman gate	4
#127	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#157	Frosty's frosty mug	11
#705	Go-Wassail	14
#61	Gummy Brains	9
#340	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3
#543	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	2
#118	Hodgman's blanket	11
#132	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#164	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#516	Kissin' Cousins	2
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#113	LED block	12
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#98	Lobos Mints	6
#836	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	2
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#90	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	27
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#54	Necbro wafers	20
#102	Nightstalker perfume	29
#234	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	6
#238	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#53	Rattlin' Chains	10
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#157	Red Rover BB gun	24
#253	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	7
#72	Russian Ice	4
#345	Schrödinger's thermos	57
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#657	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#93	Silver Bullet beer	25
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#627	Summer Nights	2
#37	Sweet Sword	11
#163	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	97
#122	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	148
#114	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	159
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#771	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#217	The Cooler Out of Space	13
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#702	Uncle Romulus	1
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#43	Wolfman Nardz	41
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#53	accidental mutton	1
#816	ammonite fossil	3
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#183	anticheese	63
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#714	antique record album	2
#2063	astronaut pants	1
#264	backwoods screwdriver	1
#212	bag of GORF	1
#222	bag of QWOP	1
#429	ball	14
#79	ballpark hot daub	1
#124	banana	64
#124	banana cream pie	5
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#57	banana milkshake	2
#201	banana peel	27
#118	banana smoothie	8
#110	banana spritzer	3
#251	banana supersucker	1
#1024	banana-frosted king cake	1
#968	bananagate	1
#35	bananarama bangle	3
#807	bath ball gift set	5
#267	battered Crimbo Crate	49
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#312	begpwnia	4
#354	bejeweled cufflinks	12
#459	belemnite fossil	9
#1066	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#316	big boom	2
#74	bishop cookie	1
#765	bit of clingfilm	5
#72	bite-me-red lipstick	217
#132	black lotus	1
#669	black snowcone	2
#554	black-and-blue light	44
#138	blank diary	1
#736	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	9
#1104	blood flower	3
#75	blood sausage	1
#530	blue plasma ball	50
#828	bone chips	4
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#392	bottle of bubbles	23
#378	bottle of fire	2
#4253	bottle of goofballs	2
#134	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#288	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4
#149	bottled inspiration	6
#211	boulder	10
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#296	bowl of fishysoisse	3
#3388	box of sunshine	21
#230	box turtle	1
#54	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
#53	breaded beer	8
#2709	brick	1
#1380	brine	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#32	buckyball	227
#764	bunch of bananas	2
#196	bunch of square grapes	24
#189	bungle in the jungle	6
#305	burnt flower	6
#716	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#250	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1020	can of Binarrrca	7
#142	can of CRIMBCOLA	14
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#748	candy cane	49
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#1328	candy stake	5
#1241	canteen of wine	9
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1499	carbon nanotube frame	3
#803	cement sandals	1
#290	chainsaw chain	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#66	chaos popcorn	6
#89	charged magnet	1
#494	cheap elven gloves	9
#334	chocolate cigar	5
#212	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
#249	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	8
#128	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	17
#637	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
#1036	chunk of depleted Grimacite	8
#185	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	7
#47	clockwork doohickey	2
#618	clockwork key	2
#101	clockwork pants	1
#92	clockwork sphere	3
#51	clockwork thingamajig	3
#86	clockwork widget	1
#968	cloudy potion	1
#145	club necklace	31
#165	colorful toad	1
🥉	comb jelly	868
#805	computronic processing unit	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#1824	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1812	corpsetini	1
#187	cotton candy cone	1
#142	cotton candy plug	1
#63	cranberry schnapps	6
#113	crotchety pants	1
#362	crumbling rat skull	1
#67	cupcake-in-a-cup	7
#163	cursed scrunchie	8
#920	cyborg doll	1
#963	dark potion	1
#17	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	3
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#168	delectable fire ant	1
#579	delicious salad	71
#132	delicious shimmering moth	8
#168	delicious stinkbug	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#515	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#74	dew yoana salacious lei	1
#156	diamond necklace	28
#1622	dill	1
#318	doll house	17
#562	dollhive	13
#148	drum of pomade	10
#1242	duct tape	13
#448	dusty Crimbo crate	25
#1829	easter egg balloon	12
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#947	effervescent potion	1
#603	elven limbos gingerbread	22
#85	elven cellocello	90
#176	elven hardtack	21
#1393	elven moonshine	2
#562	elven socks	8
#150	elven squeeze	31
#95	elven suicide capsule	79
#203	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#54	epic wad	13
#84	essential cameraderie	1
#171	extra-greasy slider	14
#106	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	3
#118	extra-see-thru nightie	5
#121	extremely skinny jeans	8
#122	facehugging alien	8
#1540	fake hand	3
#77	fancy beef jerky	2
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#345	fancy chocolate car	8
#674	fancy dress ball	17
#923	fancy opera glasses	1
#140	fat bottom quark	15
#575	festive holiday hat	7
#685	festive sausage	2
#42	fettucini épines Inconnu	1
#778	figurine of a charred seal	1
#903	figurine of a cold seal	1
#147	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
#502	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
#767	figurine of a sleek seal	1
#584	figurine of a slippery seal	1
#640	figurine of a stinking seal	1
#420	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#303	figurine of an ancient seal	1
#181	figurine of an armored seal	1
#1137	fire	3
#220	[2426]fire flower	5
#89	fire poi	66
#957	fizzy potion	1
#22	flask of Amontillado	12
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#55	flytrap bezoar	1
#225	foetid seal tear	15
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#369	frozen Mob Penguin	3
#39	frozen banquet	30
#825	fruitcake	25
#844	fudge lily	1
#74	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	7
#1045	fudgecule	68
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#196	furry green turtle	1
#2298	fuzzy dice	3
#90	ghost protocol	8
#292	ghost trap	3
#106	ghostly body paint	44
#573	gingerbread bugbear	41
#2304	gingerbread horror	3
#304	gingerbread mutant bugbear	11
#143	glimmering roc feather	1
#288	glob of green slime	1
#37	glowing esca	5
#199	glowing fungus	1
#112	golden plastic oyster egg	2
#5	golden ring	7,040
#167	golden twig	1
#632	gray bow tie	10
#624	guy made of bee pollen	3
#391	gyroscope	7
#401	half-orchid	1
#60	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	3
#55	handful of Laughing Willow bark	4
#271	heart necklace	22
#225	hedgeturtle	1
#117	herringcello	65
🥈	hi-density nylocite leg armor	1
#393	hideous egg	6
#894	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	2
#34	hobo fortress blueprints	3
#866	holiday cheese log	1
#179	huge pumpkin	1
#605	huge spoon	1
#656	hyperbolic plasma focuser	3
#791	iGoogly	16
#958	incredibly creepy marionette	2
#71	infant sandworm	1
#75	innuendo	1
#303	interesting-looking twig	1
#570	irradiated candy cane	7
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#188	jar of fermented pickle juice	12
#405	jar of squeeze	2
#1149	jar of swamp gas	3
#735	jawbruiser	4
#638	jerky coins	22
#203	kamicorpse-ee	1
#884	killer rag doll	2
#106	king cookie	2
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#442	knuckle sandwich	52
#260	kumquartz	26
#2879	laser-broiled pear	3
#1753	length of string	1
#347	lesser grodulated violet	3
#420	licorice garrote	5
#836	live wire	1
#136	liver and let pie	1
#1188	logic synthesizer	5
#44	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	4
#940	mad scientist's sock monkey	2
#238	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#64	marshmallow flambé	7
#33	metallic foil bow	1
#938	milky potion	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#105	misshapen animal skeleton	1
#1026	monomolecular yo-yo	21
#1340	motivational poster	1
#146	mulled cider	12
#830	mummy costume	4
#911	murky potion	1
#742	mylar scout drone	6
#169	mysterious present	1
#708	nanite-infested candy cane	17
#210	nanite-infested eggnog	21
#467	nanite-infested fruitcake	10
#2030	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#518	nanofiber cloth	10
#106	necrotizing body spray	79
#868	night-vision goggles	2
#601	oozenog	6
#441	opera mask	1
#138	pack of KWE trading card	20
#1159	pair of bolt cutters	2
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#488	paperclip	81
#142	paperclip sproinger	1
#401	paranormal ricotta	1
#1057	passable elf mask	5
#759	patent leather shoes	7
#94	pawn cookie	3
#133	peanut brittle shield	28
#207	pear supersucker	1
#361	pearidot	17
#45	pebblebräu	3
#127	penguin focaccia bread	61
#729	penguin thesaurus	9
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#264	personalized birthday cake	6
#982	personalized coffee mug	1
#170	petrified wood	63
#266	phish stick	5
#749	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#64	plastic cup of flat beer	1
#756	plastic passion fruit	1
#1064	pocketwatch on a chain	2
#459	poison pen	4
#125	poisonous caviar	5
#129	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	6
🥈	polymorphic fastening apparatus	1
#71	pool of liquid metal	9
#72	popcorn	1
#1053	porquoise	6
#1024	portable photocopier	1
#271	possessed top	21
#289	powdered candy sushi set	5
#1615	prehistoric spear	1
#92	press-on ribs	71
#486	pretty bouquet	2
#972	pretty flower	24
#149	prismatic wad	39
#247	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#538	pulsing flesh	7
#176	pumpkin	2
#130	pumpkin juice	1
#902	pumpkinhead mask	4
#688	quantum polarity inducer	3
#736	quantum taco	3
#613	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
#38	queen cookie	65
#614	radio button candy	1
#36	rainbow bomb	3
#133	raisin	4
#456	razor-tipped yo-yo	19
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#122	red-and-green sweater	24
#209	red-headed corpse	1
#843	reverse-oscillating klystron	2
#312	ribbon candy	2
#111	ridiculous sandwich	12
#1450	rigid carapace	2
#183	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#15	rogue swarmer	933
#156	rubber WWBD? bracelet	32
#262	rubber WWJD? bracelet	23
#197	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	27
#219	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	25
#58	s'more gun	1
#551	sandwich of the gods	13
#2115	sawblade fragment	21
#149	scintillating powder	1
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#179	sewer turtle	1
#136	shark tooth	1
🥉	shimmering rainbow sand	731
#477	shimmering tendrils	1
🥈	silicon-infused gluteal shield	1
#171	silver shotgun shell	2
#410	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	1
#203	skeletortoise	1
#1808	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#93	slap and slap again	1
#239	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#807	sleeping stocking	1
#159	slice of pizza	6
#639	slow jam collection	6
#72	smoking talon	1
#941	smoky potion	1
#258	smudged alchemical recipe	1
#1684	solid gold bowling ball	5
#217	sorority brain	6
#25	soy cordial	11
#70	space jam toast	1
#196	spade necklace	26
#39	spaghetti con calaveras	6
#78	spectral pickle	306
#309	sponge cake	1
#240	spooky bark	74
#1488	spooky eggnog	4
#191	spooky sap	57
#1572	spooky toy wheel	1
#422	spork	3
#118	square CRIMBCOOKIE	10
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#57	stinkwater	1
#572	strange cube	1
#787	strange shiny disc	2
#341	strawberyl	20
#527	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	85
#2300	stuffed Cheshire bitten	21
#176	stuffed Hodgman	2
#1145	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	43
#616	stuffed Meat	77
#3202	stuffed angry cow	14
#1162	stuffed astral badger	44
#1112	stuffed baby gravy fairy	46
#1084	stuffed cocoabo	44
#182	stuffed crazy bastard sword	44
#1074	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	47
#1335	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	39
#1556	stuffed gray blob	7
#999	stuffed hand turkey	50
#263	stuffed martini	36
#1240	stuffed mind flayer	42
#540	stuffed mink	87
#473	stuffed monocle	100
#1156	stuffed ninja snowman	2
#1103	stuffed scary death orb	46
#2458	stuffed shoulder parrot	6
#1192	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	42
#1140	stuffed snowy owl	43
#1201	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	43
#1974	stuffed spooky mushroom	3
#1739	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	29
#562	stuffed teddy butler	85
#541	stuffed tin of caviar	86
#919	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	54
#316	stuffed yo-yo	2
#178	sturdy Crimbo crate	110
#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#96	sweet mochi ball	21
#59	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	10
#927	swirly potion	1
#475	synthetic stuffing	14
#225	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#803	theoretical string	11
#118	throwing bone	10
#127	tin cup of mulligan stew	9
#380	tin magnolia	2
#102	tiny black hole	1
#365	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	2
#3991	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3936	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3116	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3178	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#266	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3944	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3180	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3081	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#444	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#8194	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#220	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#891	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	11
#4231	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#636	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#3125	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#283	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3833	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3956	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3879	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3914	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3885	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3960	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3873	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#826	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	9
#3897	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#214	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1057	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#402	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3865	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3873	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#3908	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3894	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3065	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3069	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3928	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#237	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#3859	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#302	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4545	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#4025	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8219	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3943	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#243	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3979	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3981	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8257	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8131	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3967	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8180	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3927	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3957	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3911	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#988	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8100	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8225	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#264	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3180	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3914	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3940	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4502	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3878	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3846	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3912	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3925	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3927	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8157	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8194	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8100	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3906	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3864	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8066	tiny plastic grue	1
#3897	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4600	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8131	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8073	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3895	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8203	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8105	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3841	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8118	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3997	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4349	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8104	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3895	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3851	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3953	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3839	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8228	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3939	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8164	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8142	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#585	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#980	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4040	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3863	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#225	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#3863	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#313	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4484	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3843	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3874	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3854	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3850	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#43	toast	73,361
#86	tobiko marble soda	1
#466	top	10
#462	tourmalime	11
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#363	towel	29
#1359	toy crazy train	4
#747	toy hoverpad	13
#898	toy jet pack	7
#2126	toy mercenary	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#718	tree-eating kite	40
#316	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#138	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	9
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#1133	tropical wrapping paper	1
#625	twitching claw	8
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#825	unstable DNA	53
#2125	unstable laser battery	23
#181	unstable quark	4
#458	upsy daisy	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#245	vampire glitter	1
#72	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	512
#2082	vitachoconutriment capsule	6
#174	voodoo snuff	9
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#438	warbear beeping telegram	1
#384	warbear gyrocopter	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#420	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#1538	wheel	1
#96	whisker pencil	87
#903	white balloon	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#407	wind-up meatcar	26
#439	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#720	wolfman mask	7
#1511	yo-yo	7

Wow, that's 92,231 items total!

what items are this player missing?