Museum :: LastChans

LastChans

Rank	Item	Quantity
#53	"DRINK ME" potion	1,045
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#794	30669 scroll	3
#799	33398 scroll	7
#50	37x37x37 puzzle cube	136
#196	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#35	5-hour acrimony	282
#2243	8-ball	1
#58	8-bit banana	3
#34	99.44% pure math	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#10	Adventurer bobblehead	10
#13	Agitated Turkey	20
#410	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#22	Ambitious Turkey	282
#19	Ancient Protector Soda	30
#876	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#285	Angelhair Culottes	4
#389	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#786	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#481	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#340	BGE merchandise order form	12
#240	BGE pocket calendar	3
#331	BGE shotglass	23
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#98	BOOterfinger	2
#110	BRAINS shorts	12
#229	BRICKO brick	600
#363	BRICKO eye brick	7
#41	BRICKO ooze	2
#48	BRICKO oyster	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#618	BURT	1
#295	Baja sopapilla	1
#19	Bal-musette accordion	2
#530	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#154	Barney's rake	1
#308	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#2706	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#177	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	15
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#170	Beach Buck	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#16	BitterSweetTarts	976
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#34	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#57	Bjorn's Hammer	6
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#410	Black No. 2	10
#453	Bling of the New Wave	3
#143	Blood Light	30
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#226	Bone's Farm "wine"	9
#1519	Bonerdagon necklace	4
#36	Bonestabber	1
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#1985	Boss Bat britches	3
#84	Boss Drops	4
#824	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	4
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#102	Brimstone Boxers	1
#53	Bugbearclaw Donut	3
#187	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1937	CRIMBCO wine	1
#791	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1189	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#108	CSA all-purpose soap	13
#97	CSA bravery badge	37
#43	CSA cheerfulness ration	330
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#73	CSA obedience grenade	176
#179	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	5
#23	Cajun accordion	2
#159	Camp Scout pup tent	3
#12	Can of Spaghetto	5
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#20	Candicaine	25
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#184	Chester's moustache	1
#534	Chroner	3
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#55	Cloaca Cola Polar	151
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#78	Coily™	1
#695	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#289	Cold Hots candy	25
#48	Cold One	72
#347	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#8	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	424
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1367	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#150	Corpse Island iced tea	35
#43	Cosmic Calorie	1,663
#132	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#42	Crimbo Credit	348
#966	Crimbo candied pecan	6
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#1171	Crimbo fudge	3
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#1168	Crimbo peppermint bark	3
#325	Crimbo salad	4
#81	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#40	Crimbojito	11
#35	Crimbomega drive chain	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#359	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#13	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	8
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#19	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#1779	Crimbuck	80
#3201	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#84	D roll	157
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#1098	Daffy Taffy	20
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#92	Disco Banjo	6
#1141	Dolphin King's crown	3
#893	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#247	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	3
#116	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#2025	Drowsy Sword	3
#19	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#166	Ecto-Cooler	7
#17	Effermint™ tablets	403
#809	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#947	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#269	Elmley shades	3
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#49	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#176	FDKOL commendation	3,969
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#433	FDKOL hotcakes	3
#77	Fantasma en la Máquina	76
#8	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	400
#36	Flaskfull of Hollow	889
#50	Flying Caipiranha	1
#69	Frat Army FGF	118
#69	Friendliness Beverage	159
#10	Friendly Turkey	11
#66	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#122	Frosty's frosty mug	15
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#195	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#444	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
#367	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#38	Game Grid ticket	1,014
#25	Game Grid token	1,474
#147	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	5
#377	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#276	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#5	Gets-You-Drunk	14
#49	Gin Mint	4
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#163	Go-Wassail	125
#349	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#652	Green Clover of Justice	3
#678	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#74	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	78
#9	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	423
#546	Heimandatz's heart	3
#41	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
#384	Hell ramen	5
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#110	Hippy Army MPE	116
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#85	Hodgman's blanket	14
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#135	How to Play Othello	2
#15	Hunger™ Sauce	12
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#94	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#302	Inner Strength	1
#164	Inner Truth	3
#239	Inner Wisdom	2
#206	Instant Karma	51
#18	Iron Beta of Industry	312
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#620	Jocko Homo's head	3
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#80	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	171
#182	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#86	Knob Goblin lunchbox	22
#30	Knob lo mein	23
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#34	Knob pasty	22
#88	Knob sausage stir-fry	2
#28	Knob stroganoff	26
#113	Knob stuffed shells	15
#22	Knoll lo mein	15
#469	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#178	LED block	9
#79	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	71
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#226	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#320	Lederhosen of the Night	4
#60	Li'l Businessman Kit	5
#53	Lollipop Drop	1
#9	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	30
#14	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	440
#17	Lucky Strikes holo-record	1
#1199	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#14	Marvin's marvelous pill	25
#54	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	7
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#136	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	10
#70	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	124
#42	Meat-inflating powder	8
#42	Mer-kin cancerstick	5
#189	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
#52	Mer-kin cooljuice	7
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#140	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#13	Mer-kin paste	17
#155	Mer-kin takebag	2
#109	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	23
#205	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	20
#543	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	49
#21	Milk Studs	682
#45	Mini-Crimbot crate	3
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#47	Mint Yulep	4
#19	Miserable Pie	4
#5	Misty Cape	132
#51	Misty Cloak	38
#19	Misty Robe	94
#43	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
#65	Moonds	4
#13	Mortimer's nostrum	85
#100	Morto Moreto	1
#32	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	48
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#206	Mr. Haggis	3
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#1393	Mr. Mediocrebar	25
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#632	NPZR chemistry set	1
#471	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#92	New Zealand iced tea	152
#349	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#32	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	116
#102	Nightstalker perfume	29
#84	Nuclear Blastball	46
#103	O'RLY manual	14
#19	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	97
#348	Oil of Parrrlay	4
#21	Okee-Dokee soda	90
#215	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#127	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#101	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#197	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#110	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	14
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#130	Orange Star of Sacrifice	15
#303	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#77	Oreille Divisée brandy	3
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#72	Othello's dagger	2
#56	Othello's handkerchief	3
#98	Othello's military jacket	1
#26	P.B.L.T.	534
#90	PB&BP	1
#22	PEEZ dispenser	700
#7	Pain Dip	681
#245	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#291	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#22	Piddles	855
#235	Pink Heart of Spirit	4
#4	PlexiPips	1,726
#49	Pokëmann band-aid	60
#11	Polka Pop	759
#66	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1
#18	Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	1
#100	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	2
#64	Putrid Pendant	1
#177	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	7
#82	Rad Lib	3
#15	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	1
#19	Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	1
#259	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#95	Red Pill	4
#20	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	42
#99	Ring of Fire	1
#99	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#644	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#77	Rompedores de Fantasmas	70
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#511	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#50	Sangria de Menthe	2
#1136	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#680	Schrödinger's thermos	10
#269	Senior Mints	25
#215	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#17	Shrieking Weasel holo-record	1
#188	Silver Bullet beer	13
#470	Sinful Desires	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#67	Skullhead's Screw	4
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#188	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#6	Sogg-Os	30
#104	Squat-Thrust Magazine	9
#31	Staff of Blood and Pudding	2
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#15	Staff of the Greasefire	5
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#91	Stephen's secret formula	1
#200	Strix stix	4
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#17	Superdrifter holo-record	1
#466	Supernova Champagne	5
#79	Swizzler	205
#113	T.U.R.D.S. Key	7
#27	TI-9000 calculator	110
#98	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	187
#102	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	189
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#101	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	187
#168	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#48	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	4
#45	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#76	The Cooler Out of Space	36
#428	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
#32	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#57	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#16	The Pigs holo-record	1
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#88	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	2
#71	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	78
#72	Thriller Ice	1
#170	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	18
#35	Thwaitgold ant statuette	12
#69	Thwaitgold bee statuette	13
🥈	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	24
#15	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	14
#50	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	11
#22	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	11
#252	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	15
#142	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	15
#144	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	11
#88	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	19
🥇	Thwaitgold moth statuette	21
🥉	Thwaitgold nit statuette	11
#17	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	11
#233	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	15
#40	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	15
#24	Thwaitgold spider statuette	30
#128	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	24
#207	Thwaitgold termite statuette	58
🥇	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	23
#38	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	11
#67	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1
#56	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	339
#57	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	330
#54	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	341
#57	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	324
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#141	Twelve Night Energy	1
#20	Typical Tavern swill	698
#5	UV monocular	11
#27	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	3
#35	Ultracolor™ shirt	21
#274	Ultrasoldier Serum	2
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#246	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	53
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#41	Underworld sapling	1
#248	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#30	Van der Graaf helmet	10
#33	Vivian's Vitamin	1
#18	Vodka Matryoshka	15
#439	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#4	Warehouse 23 crate	1
#56	Wax Flask	12
#21	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	604
#10	Wet Russian	28
#42	Whenchamacallit bar	3
#22	Winifred's whistle	1
#472	Wint-O-Fresh mint	25
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#776	Workytime Tea	1
#64	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	1
#393	Yakisoba's hat	4
#51	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	64
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#42	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	920
#118	Yellow Moon of Compassion	20
#29	Yorick	1
#29	Z-Bone steak	103
#225	Ze™ goggles	5
#263	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#437	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#188	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#100	actual reality goggles	26
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1138	adorable seal larva	2
#38	agua de vida	300
#36	airborne mutagen	1
#69	alien drugs	44
#222	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#21	alien protein powder	16
#203	alien source code printout	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#81	ammonite candy mold	2
#114	ammonite fossil	54
#49	ancient Magi-Wipes	500
#183	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#14	ancient spice	481
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#17	angry inch	49
#38	angst burger	207
#5	anniversary gift box	11
#15	antimatter wad	141
#165	antique beer	1
#622	antique bottle opener	1
#143	antique nutcracker figurine	1
#533	antique painting of a landscape	1
#95	arrowgram	46
#49	asparagus lo mein	9
#79	asparagus stir-fry	3
#970	astral mushroom	3
#25	augmented-reality shades	50
#53	bätzle	77
#2041	baconstone	2
#44	bad-ass club	5
#5942	badass belt	3
#17	badass pie	84
#249	bag of Cheat-Os	44
#96	bag of GORF	101
#102	bag of GORP	100
#26	bag of QWOP	490
#27	bag of W&Ws	667
#442	bag of bones	2
#6	bag of grain	48
#1217	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#177	ball	38
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#73	ballpark hot daub	1
#20	balsa plank	62
#518	banana	8
#338	banana cream pie	1
#56	banana milkshake	2
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#250	banana supersucker	1
#755	bananagate	4
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#18	baneful bandolier	2
#217	banjo strings	1
#16	baobab sap	5
#122	bar whip	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#184	bark rootbeer	5
#198	bartender-in-the-box	1
#92	bat wing	226
#36	bat wing stir-fry	15
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#206	battered Crimbo Crate	63
#224	battered hubcap	1
#49	beach ball marble	1
#6	beastly paste	226
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#6	beautiful rainbow	19
#74	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#73	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#88	beaver punch (peach)	1
#11	beavermouth	909
#112	beefy fish meat	7
#98	beer basted brat	2
#472	beer lens	3
#581	beertini	2
#11	beery blood	2,692
#447	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#285	begpwnia	5
#313	beholed bedsheet	3
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#76	belemnite candy mold	2
#766	belemnite fossil	3
#45	bewitching boots	1
#61	big boom	37
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#169	bindlestocking	15
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#72	birdbone corset	5
#578	bit of clingfilm	7
#172	bite-me-red lipstick	120
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#60	bitter pill	1
#54	black brandy	1
#776	black candy heart	2
#28	black catseye marble	1
#117	black pepper	34
#2109	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2087	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#47	black spot	18
#1901	black striped oyster egg	2
#103	black tear	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#140	blackberry galoshes	1
#60	blackberry polite	10
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#138	blank diary	1
#21	blank fudge mold	19
#467	blind-packed capsule toy	2
#394	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#151	blob of Alphredo™	3
#18	blob of wood glue	51
#3163	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#32	blood sausage	4
#5	blood-drive sticker	55
#84	blue grass	18
#877	blue snowcone	1
#104	blue tulip	2
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#312	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#191	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#115	titanium assault umbrella	104
#86	tobiko marble soda	1
#48	tofu stir-fry	7
#10	tofu wonton	109
#127	tofurkey gravy	56
#124	tofurkey leg	58
#160	tofurkey nugget	1
#186	tomato	335
#54	tomato juice of powerful power	131
#118	tonic djinn	4
#1404	tooth	1
#129	top	32
#620	tourmalime	6
#22	tourmalime tourniquet	4
#1839	towel	1
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#900	toy deathbot	1
#1175	toy hoverpad	5
#1283	toy mercenary	3
#1190	toy soldier	1
#336	traditional Crimbo cookie	7
#120	transporter transponder	13
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#1783	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#84	trilobite candy mold	2
#748	trilobite fossil	3
#124	tropical swill	1
#254	true grit	10
#60	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	5
#247	tube of hair oil	1
#165	tube sock	3
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#110	turtlemail coif	1
#111	turtlemail hauberk	1
#130	turtling rod	1
#10	twisted piece of wire	62
#49	twisted-up wet towel	12
#1261	twitching claw	3
#164	twitching time capsule	1
#70	unbearable light	6
#146	unquiet spirits	9
#106	unrolling pin	1
#84	unsanitized scalpel	3
#875	unstable DNA	49
#330	unstable quark	1
#560	untamable turtle	4
#54	unused soap	50
#23	unused walkie-talkie	44
#860	unusual disco ball	3
#49	unusual oil	1
#130	vampire pellet	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#36	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	157
#55	vial of blood simple syrup	3
#2323	vibrating cyborg knife	2
#8	villainous scythe	1
#11	vintage smart drink	54
#27	vinyl boots	1
#30	viral DNA	103
#2083	vitachoconutriment capsule	6
#108	voodoo snuff	14
#654	wad of cotton	3
#110	wad of tofu	90
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#40	warbear badge	4
#479	warbear battery	1
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#166	warbear bearserker mead	1
#172	warbear bearserker potion	6
#369	warbear beeping telegram	2
#169	warbear blizzard mead	1
#293	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#308	warbear drone assembler	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#200	warbear energy bracers	1
#121	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#189	warbear exo-arm	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#211	warbear foil hat	1
#10	warbear goggles	1
#94	warbear gyro	3
#228	warbear gyrocopter	4
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#340	warbear helm fragment	1
#6	warbear high festival pants	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#19	warbear liquid lasers	13
#208	warbear liquid overcoat	5
#8	warbear long johns	1
#436	warbear metalworking primer	1
#45	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥇	warbear officer greaves	1
#71	warbear officer requisition box	12
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#6	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#269	warbear procedural hilarity drone	4
#30	warbear rejuvenation potion	7
#32	warbear requisition box	149
#236	warbear robo-camouflage unit	5
#222	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	6
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#35	warbear superpotion	8
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#345	warbear trouser fragment	1
#245	warbear wardance potion	2
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#12	warbear warscarf	1
#564	warbear whosit	13
#71	wasabi marble soda	3
🥈	washboard shield	1
#184	water purification pills	5
#33	water wings for babies	3
#120	water-polo cap	2
#156	watered-down Red Minotaur	3
#152	waterlogged cloth	3
#153	waterlogged leather	3
#148	waterlogged metal	3
#148	waterlogged stuffing	3
#97	waterlogged wood	3
#26	wax hat	1
#12	weird gazelle steak	56
#100	weremoose spit	5
#126	wet venom duct	2
#193	whisker pencil	47
#116	whiskey in a broken glass	20
#510	white Canadian	4
#88	white Xanadian	6
#902	white balloon	1
#230	white candy heart	151
#36	white rice	96
#101	white tulip	2
#48	whole turkey leg	25
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#90	willyweed	27
#250	wind-up meatcar	47
#93	wings of fire	1
#716	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	19
#388	witch hat	2
#950	wolfman mask	2
#196	wonderwall shield	6
#26	wood screw	35
#1220	wooden block	1
#26	worst candy	20
#255	woven baling wire bracelets	4
#229	wreath of laurels	3
#5	wrench bracelet	158
#96	wriggling severed nose	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
🥉	wumpus-hair bolo	48
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#120	yam candy	2
#297	yellow candy heart	146
#173	yellow drunki-bear	2
#224	yellow gummi ingot	149
#1095	yeti fur	20
#737	yo-yo	33
#195	yule gruel	1
#102	yule pup	1
#74	zombie dinosaur egg	1

what items are this player missing?