Museum :: LastChans

LastChans

Rank	Item	Quantity
#52	"DRINK ME" potion	1,045
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#795	30669 scroll	3
#800	33398 scroll	7
#50	37x37x37 puzzle cube	136
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#36	5-hour acrimony	282
#2245	8-ball	1
#61	8-bit banana	3
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#10	Adventurer bobblehead	10
#13	Agitated Turkey	20
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#22	Ambitious Turkey	282
#21	Ancient Protector Soda	30
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#286	Angelhair Culottes	4
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#340	BGE merchandise order form	12
#241	BGE pocket calendar	3
#331	BGE shotglass	23
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#99	BOOterfinger	2
#110	BRAINS shorts	12
#231	BRICKO brick	600
#363	BRICKO eye brick	7
#40	BRICKO ooze	2
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#630	BURT	1
#296	Baja sopapilla	1
#19	Bal-musette accordion	2
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#156	Barney's rake	1
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#178	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	15
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#176	Beach Buck	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#16	BitterSweetTarts	976
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#57	Bjorn's Hammer	6
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#411	Black No. 2	10
#453	Bling of the New Wave	3
#144	Blood Light	30
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#227	Bone's Farm "wine"	9
#1518	Bonerdagon necklace	4
#36	Bonestabber	1
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#1990	Boss Bat britches	3
#84	Boss Drops	4
#828	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	4
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#53	Bugbearclaw Donut	3
#190	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#108	CSA all-purpose soap	13
#97	CSA bravery badge	37
#43	CSA cheerfulness ration	330
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#73	CSA obedience grenade	176
#179	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	5
#23	Cajun accordion	2
#158	Camp Scout pup tent	3
#12	Can of Spaghetto	5
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#20	Candicaine	25
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#526	Chroner	3
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#55	Cloaca Cola Polar	151
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1557	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#78	Coily™	1
#694	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#291	Cold Hots candy	25
#48	Cold One	72
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#8	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	424
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#150	Corpse Island iced tea	35
#43	Cosmic Calorie	1,663
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#42	Crimbo Credit	348
#971	Crimbo candied pecan	6
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#1173	Crimbo fudge	3
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#1171	Crimbo peppermint bark	3
#327	Crimbo salad	4
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#40	Crimbojito	11
#35	Crimbomega drive chain	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#13	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	8
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#1780	Crimbuck	80
#3210	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#84	D roll	157
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#1098	Daffy Taffy	20
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#92	Disco Banjo	6
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#894	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#250	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	3
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#2026	Drowsy Sword	3
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#168	Ecto-Cooler	7
#17	Effermint™ tablets	403
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#270	Elmley shades	3
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#176	FDKOL commendation	3,969
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#433	FDKOL hotcakes	3
#78	Fantasma en la Máquina	76
#8	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	400
#36	Flaskfull of Hollow	889
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#69	Frat Army FGF	118
#70	Friendliness Beverage	159
#12	Friendly Turkey	11
#67	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#122	Frosty's frosty mug	15
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
#369	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#39	Game Grid ticket	1,014
#25	Game Grid token	1,474
#149	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	5
#379	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#6	Gets-You-Drunk	14
#49	Gin Mint	4
#742	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#165	Go-Wassail	125
#348	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#655	Green Clover of Justice	3
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#74	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	78
#9	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	423
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#41	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
#383	Hell ramen	5
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#110	Hippy Army MPE	116
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#84	Hodgman's blanket	14
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#139	How to Play Othello	2
#15	Hunger™ Sauce	12
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#303	Inner Strength	1
#165	Inner Truth	3
#239	Inner Wisdom	2
#214	Instant Karma	51
#21	Iron Beta of Industry	312
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#80	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	171
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#86	Knob Goblin lunchbox	22
#31	Knob lo mein	23
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#34	Knob pasty	22
#88	Knob sausage stir-fry	2
#28	Knob stroganoff	26
#113	Knob stuffed shells	15
#22	Knoll lo mein	15
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#178	LED block	9
#79	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	71
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#318	Lederhosen of the Night	4
#60	Li'l Businessman Kit	5
#56	Lollipop Drop	1
#9	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	30
#15	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	440
#17	Lucky Strikes holo-record	1
#1200	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#14	Marvin's marvelous pill	25
#54	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	7
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#135	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	10
#70	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	124
#44	Meat-inflating powder	8
#42	Mer-kin cancerstick	5
#193	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
#53	Mer-kin cooljuice	7
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#13	Mer-kin paste	17
#155	Mer-kin takebag	2
#109	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	23
#205	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	20
#544	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	49
#22	Milk Studs	682
#45	Mini-Crimbot crate	3
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#48	Mint Yulep	4
#18	Miserable Pie	4
#9	Misty Cape	132
#54	Misty Cloak	38
#24	Misty Robe	94
#43	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
#66	Moonds	4
#13	Mortimer's nostrum	85
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#34	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	48
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#204	Mr. Haggis	3
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#1390	Mr. Mediocrebar	25
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#634	NPZR chemistry set	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#94	New Zealand iced tea	152
#348	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#32	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	116
#102	Nightstalker perfume	29
#83	Nuclear Blastball	46
#105	O'RLY manual	14
#20	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	97
#350	Oil of Parrrlay	4
#21	Okee-Dokee soda	90
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#108	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	14
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#133	Orange Star of Sacrifice	15
#304	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#77	Oreille Divisée brandy	3
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#76	Othello's dagger	2
#56	Othello's handkerchief	3
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#27	P.B.L.T.	534
#92	PB&BP	1
#21	PEEZ dispenser	700
#8	Pain Dip	681
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#23	Piddles	855
#236	Pink Heart of Spirit	4
#4	PlexiPips	1,726
#49	Pokëmann band-aid	60
#11	Polka Pop	759
#67	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1
#19	Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	1
#101	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	2
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#177	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	7
#83	Rad Lib	3
#15	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	1
#19	Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#94	Red Pill	4
#20	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	42
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#79	Rompedores de Fantasmas	70
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#513	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#50	Sangria de Menthe	2
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#680	Schrödinger's thermos	10
#271	Senior Mints	25
#218	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#18	Shrieking Weasel holo-record	1
#189	Silver Bullet beer	13
#471	Sinful Desires	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#67	Skullhead's Screw	4
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#190	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#6	Sogg-Os	30
#105	Squat-Thrust Magazine	9
#31	Staff of Blood and Pudding	2
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#15	Staff of the Greasefire	5
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#93	Stephen's secret formula	1
#203	Strix stix	4
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#17	Superdrifter holo-record	1
#465	Supernova Champagne	5
#80	Swizzler	205
#115	T.U.R.D.S. Key	7
#29	TI-9000 calculator	110
#99	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	187
#103	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	189
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#103	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	187
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#53	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	4
#46	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#76	The Cooler Out of Space	36
#432	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#16	The Pigs holo-record	1
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#92	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	2
#72	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	78
#76	Thriller Ice	1
#173	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	18
#35	Thwaitgold ant statuette	12
#70	Thwaitgold bee statuette	13
🥈	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	24
#15	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	14
#52	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	11
#23	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	11
#254	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	15
#142	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	15
#145	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	11
#93	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	19
🥇	Thwaitgold moth statuette	21
🥉	Thwaitgold nit statuette	11
#17	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	11
#231	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	15
#41	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	15
#24	Thwaitgold spider statuette	30
#128	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	24
#209	Thwaitgold termite statuette	58
🥇	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	23
#39	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	11
#67	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1
#57	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	339
#58	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	330
#55	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	341
#57	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	324
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#147	Twelve Night Energy	1
#21	Typical Tavern swill	698
#5	UV monocular	11
#28	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	3
#35	Ultracolor™ shirt	21
#274	Ultrasoldier Serum	2
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#244	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	53
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#30	Van der Graaf helmet	10
#34	Vivian's Vitamin	1
#18	Vodka Matryoshka	15
#438	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#4	Warehouse 23 crate	1
#57	Wax Flask	12
#21	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	604
#12	Wet Russian	28
#43	Whenchamacallit bar	3
#22	Winifred's whistle	1
#475	Wint-O-Fresh mint	25
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#66	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	1
#393	Yakisoba's hat	4
#52	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	64
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#42	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	920
#118	Yellow Moon of Compassion	20
#32	Yorick	1
#30	Z-Bone steak	103
#226	Ze™ goggles	5
#266	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#439	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#101	actual reality goggles	26
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#38	agua de vida	300
#36	airborne mutagen	1
#72	alien drugs	44
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#21	alien protein powder	16
#203	alien source code printout	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#81	ammonite candy mold	2
#114	ammonite fossil	54
#49	ancient Magi-Wipes	500
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#15	ancient spice	481
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#18	angry inch	49
#39	angst burger	207
#5	anniversary gift box	11
#15	antimatter wad	141
#167	antique beer	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#144	antique nutcracker figurine	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#95	arrowgram	46
#50	asparagus lo mein	9
#79	asparagus stir-fry	3
#967	astral mushroom	3
#25	augmented-reality shades	50
#53	bätzle	77
#2045	baconstone	2
#46	bad-ass club	5
#5938	badass belt	3
#17	badass pie	84
#249	bag of Cheat-Os	44
#96	bag of GORF	101
#103	bag of GORP	100
#27	bag of QWOP	490
#27	bag of W&Ws	667
#443	bag of bones	2
#7	bag of grain	48
#1215	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#177	ball	38
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#77	ballpark hot daub	1
#20	balsa plank	62
#518	banana	8
#338	banana cream pie	1
#57	banana milkshake	2
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#754	bananagate	4
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#18	baneful bandolier	2
#218	banjo strings	1
#17	baobab sap	5
#122	bar whip	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#183	bark rootbeer	5
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#93	bat wing	226
#35	bat wing stir-fry	15
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#206	battered Crimbo Crate	63
#227	battered hubcap	1
#49	beach ball marble	1
#6	beastly paste	226
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#5	beautiful rainbow	19
#76	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#77	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#92	beaver punch (peach)	1
#11	beavermouth	909
#114	beefy fish meat	7
#98	beer basted brat	2
#474	beer lens	3
#583	beertini	2
#11	beery blood	2,692
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#286	begpwnia	5
#315	beholed bedsheet	3
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#76	belemnite candy mold	2
#768	belemnite fossil	3
#44	bewitching boots	1
#62	big boom	37
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#169	bindlestocking	15
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#72	birdbone corset	5
#576	bit of clingfilm	7
#172	bite-me-red lipstick	120
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#60	bitter pill	1
#54	black brandy	1
#778	black candy heart	2
#28	black catseye marble	1
#117	black pepper	34
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#49	black spot	18
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#105	black tear	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#62	blackberry polite	10
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#137	blank diary	1
#21	blank fudge mold	19
#469	blind-packed capsule toy	2
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#151	blob of Alphredo™	3
#17	blob of wood glue	51
#3162	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#33	blood sausage	4
#5	blood-drive sticker	55
#84	blue grass	18
#877	blue snowcone	1
#107	blue tulip	2
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#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#115	titanium assault umbrella	104
#86	tobiko marble soda	1
#47	tofu stir-fry	7
#10	tofu wonton	109
#127	tofurkey gravy	56
#124	tofurkey leg	58
#161	tofurkey nugget	1
#188	tomato	335
#54	tomato juice of powerful power	131
#119	tonic djinn	4
#1404	tooth	1
#130	top	32
#620	tourmalime	6
#22	tourmalime tourniquet	4
#1841	towel	1
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1174	toy hoverpad	5
#1282	toy mercenary	3
#1190	toy soldier	1
#342	traditional Crimbo cookie	7
#123	transporter transponder	13
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#84	trilobite candy mold	2
#749	trilobite fossil	3
#125	tropical swill	1
#255	true grit	10
#60	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	5
#249	tube of hair oil	1
#165	tube sock	3
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#131	turtling rod	1
#10	twisted piece of wire	62
#49	twisted-up wet towel	12
#1260	twitching claw	3
#172	twitching time capsule	1
#70	unbearable light	6
#147	unquiet spirits	9
#107	unrolling pin	1
#86	unsanitized scalpel	3
#874	unstable DNA	49
#328	unstable quark	1
#562	untamable turtle	4
#58	unused soap	50
#24	unused walkie-talkie	44
#867	unusual disco ball	3
#49	unusual oil	1
#131	vampire pellet	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#37	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	157
#57	vial of blood simple syrup	3
#2320	vibrating cyborg knife	2
#8	villainous scythe	1
#12	vintage smart drink	54
#27	vinyl boots	1
#31	viral DNA	103
#2081	vitachoconutriment capsule	6
#108	voodoo snuff	14
#655	wad of cotton	3
#110	wad of tofu	90
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#40	warbear badge	4
#478	warbear battery	1
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#172	warbear bearserker potion	6
#369	warbear beeping telegram	2
#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#121	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#11	warbear goggles	1
#93	warbear gyro	3
#227	warbear gyrocopter	4
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#19	warbear liquid lasers	13
#208	warbear liquid overcoat	5
#9	warbear long johns	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#70	warbear officer requisition box	12
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#268	warbear procedural hilarity drone	4
#30	warbear rejuvenation potion	7
#31	warbear requisition box	149
#234	warbear robo-camouflage unit	5
#222	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	6
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#35	warbear superpotion	8
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#244	warbear wardance potion	2
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#561	warbear whosit	13
#70	wasabi marble soda	3
🥈	washboard shield	1
#184	water purification pills	5
#34	water wings for babies	3
#120	water-polo cap	2
#157	watered-down Red Minotaur	3
#152	waterlogged cloth	3
#153	waterlogged leather	3
#148	waterlogged metal	3
#148	waterlogged stuffing	3
#97	waterlogged wood	3
#26	wax hat	1
#12	weird gazelle steak	56
#99	weremoose spit	5
#130	wet venom duct	2
#194	whisker pencil	47
#116	whiskey in a broken glass	20
#513	white Canadian	4
#88	white Xanadian	6
#903	white balloon	1
#231	white candy heart	151
#36	white rice	96
#104	white tulip	2
#48	whole turkey leg	25
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#90	willyweed	27
#249	wind-up meatcar	47
#94	wings of fire	1
#717	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	19
#390	witch hat	2
#949	wolfman mask	2
#196	wonderwall shield	6
#26	wood screw	35
#1221	wooden block	1
#27	worst candy	20
#255	woven baling wire bracelets	4
#229	wreath of laurels	3
#7	wrench bracelet	158
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
🥉	wumpus-hair bolo	48
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#125	yam candy	2
#298	yellow candy heart	146
#170	yellow drunki-bear	2
#225	yellow gummi ingot	149
#1096	yeti fur	20
#737	yo-yo	33
#194	yule gruel	1
#102	yule pup	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1

Wow, that's 153,094 items total!

what items are this player missing?