Museum :: lhart7907

lhart7907

Rank	Item	Quantity
#201	"DRINK ME" potion	146
#298	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#150	1-ball	50
#62	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	216
#155	2-ball	48
#164	3-ball	46
#103	30669 scroll	108
#94	33398 scroll	293
#693	334 scroll	3
#141	4-ball	59
#66	4-d camera	5
#113	4-dimensional guitar	23
#122	5-ball	65
#144	6-ball	55
#262	64067 scroll	1
#320	668 scroll	2
#237	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	13
#150	7-ball	55
#147	8-ball	285
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#244	Alewife™ Ale	2
#273	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#250	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#535	Angelhair Culottes	2
#363	Angry Farmer candy	307
#1227	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#786	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#141	Atomic Comic	3
#19	Atomic Pop	89
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#56	Aye Aye	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#226	BGE merchandise order form	19
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#504	BRICKO brick	1
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#159	Bash-Ōs cereal	4
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#130	Black No. 2	92
#186	Blatantly Canadian	18
#45	Blood 'n' Plenty	14
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#308	Boris's key lime pie	2
#925	Boris's ring	1
#113	Boss Drops	1
#1567	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#141	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	6
#76	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	6
#78	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	6
#76	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	6
#76	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	6
#751	CRIMBCO mug	13
#516	CRIMBCO wine	15
#2127	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#260	CRIMBCOLOAF	9
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#499	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	4
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#186	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#689	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#79	Crazymaker	1
#563	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	9
#349	Crimbo candied pecan	34
#314	Crimbo fudge	41
#364	Crimbo peppermint bark	32
#497	Crimbo pie	3
#84	Crimbo salad	7
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#306	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#195	DNOTC Box	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#313	Divine	1
#191	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#1466	Dyspepsi-Cola	11
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#37	El Vibrato drone	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#41	El Vibrato power sphere	52
#108	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#186	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	3
#37	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	13
#78	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	5
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	5
#114	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	4
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	19
#29	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	21
#180	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	3
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#597	Ent cider	9
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#827	FDKOL commendation	9
#357	FDKOL hotcakes	8
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#93	Frogade	7
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#445	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#40	GOTO	80
#162	Game Grid ticket	33
#265	Game Grid token	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#594	Go-Wassail	23
#65	Golden Mean	1
#103	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#32	Gummy Brains	21
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#602	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#188	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#757	Heimandatz's heart	2
#5	Hell broth	316
#513	Hell ramen	2
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#97	Holiday Fun!	2
#186	Iiti Kitty phone charm	18
#530	Instant Karma	10
#614	Jack-in-the-box	8
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#1285	Jocko Homo's head	1
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#178	Knob Goblin lunchbox	9
#83	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	3
#60	Knob jelly donut	5
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#52	Lobos Mints	14
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#2143	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	7
#434	Lucky Surprise Egg	9
#216	MSG	1
#308	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#221	Marquis de Poivre soda	28
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#174	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	23
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#532	Mr. Mediocrebar	100
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#91	Nardz energy beverage	11
#134	Necbro wafers	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#384	Newbiesport™ tent	3
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#870	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#108	Penultimate Fantasy chest	400
#177	Piddles	2
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#283	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	3
#61	Ram's Face Lager	1,464
#23	Rattlin' Chains	31
#208	Red Pill	2
#1904	Rock Pops	11
#1075	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#54	Sazuruk-hai	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#72	Spooky Surprise Egg	246
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#83	Steal This Candy	41
#562	Sugar Cog	2
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#57	Sweet Sword	8
#592	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	11
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#587	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#1035	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1043	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#288	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#403	Tuesday's ruby	4
#339	Typical Tavern swill	12
#221	Ultrasoldier Serum	3
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#597	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	12
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
#75	Ur-Donut	2
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#134	X-37 gun	1
#731	Yakisoba's hat	2
#279	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
#159	a butt tuba	8
#398	a little sump'm sump'm	5
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#169	abandoned candy	7
#48	abominable blubber	55
#486	abominable snowcone	20
#151	accidental cider	14
#119	acid-squirting flower	44
#451	acoustic guitarrr	7
#12	actual reality goggles	563
🥉	actual tapas	1,517
#107	adder	14
#122	adder bladder	126
#1567	adorable seal larva	1
#139	aerated diving helmet	1
#222	agua de vida	8
#219	all-purpose cleaner	38
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#8	ammonite candy mold	20
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#295	amulet of extreme plot significance	52
#201	ancient Magi-Wipes	39
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#150	ancient frozen dinner	16
#192	ancient poisoned dart	7
#242	ancient protein powder	19
#314	ancient spice	6
#232	ancient stone head	1
#455	ancient vinyl coin purse	4
#139	angst burger	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#478	anniversary gift box	7
#325	annoying pitchfork	9
#154	ant agonist	22
#185	ant hoe	2
#167	ant pick	2
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#372	anti-anti-antidote	4
#876	anticheese	2
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#654	antique greaves	3
#580	antique hand mirror	2
#665	antique helmet	3
#139	antique packet of ketchup	14
#669	antique shield	3
#692	antique spear	3
#484	armgun	1
#134	arrowgram	12
#432	asbestos apron	1
#444	asbestos ore	13
#156	asparagus knife	72
#100	asparagus lo mein	2
#643	asshat	1
#968	astral mushroom	3
#7	augmented El Vibrato drone	2
#480	awful poetry journal	186
#358	bätzle	1
#74	baby cuddlefish	3
#349	baby killer bee	29
#48	bacon bath ball	15
#59	bad-ass club	3
#104	badass pie	1
#24	bag of Cheat-Os	1,206
#222	bag of QWOP	1
#241	bag of W&Ws	16
#116	bag of gross foreign snacks	1
#75	bag of lard	13
#196	baggie of powdered sugar	143
#117	balaclava baklava	39
#471	ball	13
#496	balloon monkey	3
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#270	banana	22
#83	banana cream pie	9
#86	banana milkshake	1
#159	banana supersucker	3
#809	bananagate	3
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#118	banjo strings	3
#1235	bar skin	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#318	bark rootbeer	3
#620	barrrnacle	23
#138	bat guano	140
#231	bat haggis	1
#595	battered Crimbo Crate	16
#272	bazookafish bubble gum	5
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#116	beautiful soup	1
#212	bed of coals	4
#80	beer basted brat	3
#180	beer bomb	241
#18	beer goggles	90
#34	beer lens	146
#239	beer-scented teddy bear	2
#17	beer-soaked mop	157
#135	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#416	begpwnia	1
#22	belemnite candy mold	11
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#585	bite-me-red lipstick	1
#463	black paisley oyster egg	11
#461	black picnic basket	1
#46	black plastic oyster egg	69
#349	black spot	2
#69	black striped oyster egg	45
#269	black velvet box	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#178	blind-packed capsule toy	77
#85	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	182
#691	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#183	blue polka-dot oyster egg	19
#878	blue snowcone	1
#761	blue striped oyster egg	6
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#943	bone chips	1
#213	bone collar	1
#430	bone flute	1
#277	bone meal	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#143	booze-soaked cherry	3
#183	borrowed time	1
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#644	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	2
#221	bottle of Mystic Shell	4
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#19	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	76
#157	bottle of alcohol	33
#119	bottle of antifreeze	8
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#1171	bottle of gin	2
#2387	bottle of goofballs	8
#43	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#538	bottle of popskull	2
#1440	bottle of rum	2
#272	bottle of sake	2
#51	bottle of sewage schnapps	144
#1217	bottle of tequila	2
#178	bottle of ultravitamins	3
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1355	bottle of whiskey	2
#455	bottle opener belt buckle	2
#296	bowl of fishysoisse	3
#179	bowl of lucky charms	4
#190	bowl of oriole's nest soup	1
#953	box	2
#271	box of Dweebs	8
#133	box of Familiar Jacks	1
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#74	box of hammers	1
#5909	box of sunshine	4
#1191	boxed wine	2
#176	boxing glove	2
#247	brains casserole	1
#30	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	2
#173	bread line	5
#103	breadchucks	1
#502	breaded beer	1
#437	brick of sand	1
#748	briefcase	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#1269	broken skull	1
#624	broken sword	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#864	bubbly potion	2
#335	bucket of honey	1
#429	buckyball	11
#764	bunch of bananas	2
#334	bungle in the jungle	2
#407	burnt flower	1
#338	burst hellseal brain	15
#69	bus pass	19
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#594	can of Binarrrca	15
#353	can of CRIMBCOLA	7
#243	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
#554	can of Swiller	1
#206	can of spinach	10
#80	can of sterno	3
#867	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	10
#646	candied kobold	4
#1025	candied yams	8
#682	candy cane	53
#703	candy kneecapping stick	4
#1030	candy knuckles	3
#63	candy skeleton	24
#1784	candy stake	4
#57	candycaine powder	1
#159	cardboard wakizashi	20
#146	caret	1
#873	casino pass	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#13	chakra-mental wine	148
#163	charming flute	3
#418	cheap cigar butt	1
#157	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#89	cheezburger	1
#176	cherry pie	3
#57	chocolate bath ball	14
#267	chocolate filthy lucre	17
#37	chocolate seal-clubbing club	55
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#250	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	9
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#80	citrus-infused sake	1
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#79	clockwork chef-in-the-box	2
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#26	clockwork sphere	16
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#1349	club necklace	5
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#180	cocoa egg	86
#213	coffin lid	7
#73	cold and sour sauce	1
#250	cold hi mein	1
#374	cold wad	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#882	commemorative war stein	1
#169	communal gobstopper	5
#170	concentrated garbage juice	5
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#746	cool mushroom	1
#85	copper ha'penny charrrm	111
#270	corn holder	4
#437	corncob pipe	2
#849	cornuthaum	1
#237	corpse on the beach	21
#353	corpsedriver	14
#1027	corpsetini	4
#174	correction fluid	1
#196	corrupted data	108
#362	costume sword	1
#141	cotton candy plug	1
#49	crazy little Turkish delight	780
#335	cream pie	2
#85	crowbar	4
#412	crowbarrr	4
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#364	crumbling rat skull	1
#200	cube of billiard chalk	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#113	d10	6
#124	d20	3
#109	d6	1
#129	d8	1
#133	dangerous jerkcicle	1
#124	das boot	1
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#323	deadly lampshade	3
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#158	denim axe	3
#370	dense meat stack	380
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#207	devilish folio	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#219	digital key lime	1
#279	digital key lime pie	2
#209	dingy planks	1
#115	dirty hobo gloves	250
#118	disassembled clover	1,000
#292	disembodied smile	1
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#343	disturbing fanfic	429
#455	divine can of silly string	4
#547	divine noisemaker	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#281	donkey flipbook	3
#64	draggin' ball hat	199
#246	dragon snaps	3
#379	drop of water-37	5
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#355	ducha de oro	3
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#233	duct tape sword	1
#204	duct tape wallet	3
#279	dull fish scale	11
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#218	dusty Crimbo crate	44
#598	dusty bottle of Marsala	13
#608	dusty bottle of Merlot	13
#930	dusty bottle of Muscat	2
#595	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	13
#614	dusty bottle of Port	13
#580	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	13
#1069	dwarf bread	2
#272	dwarvish magazine	4
#104	eagle's milk	4
#2500	easter egg balloon	7
#946	effervescent potion	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#1088	elven limbos gingerbread	8
#1416	elven cellocello	14
#288	elven hardtack	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#304	elven squeeze	1
#793	elven suicide capsule	23
#314	epic wad	1
#611	evil golden arch	7
#125	evil golden arches	11
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#336	exploding hacky-sack	2
#143	extra-fancy ring setting	1
#745	extra-greasy slider	1
#162	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#261	facehugging alien	1
#1641	facsimile dictionary	2
#161	fake blood	7
#437	fancy bath salts	19
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#331	fancy chocolate car	9
#1200	fancy dress ball	7
#178	fat wallet	2
#116	fertilized ghuol egg	5
#1162	festive holiday hat	2
#60	festive sausage	41
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#778	figurine of a charred seal	1
#846	figurine of a cold seal	2
#727	figurine of a sleek seal	2
#573	figurine of a stinking seal	2
#423	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#220	[2426]fire flower	5
#80	fish stick	1
#957	fizzy potion	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#456	flaming talons	11
#136	flask flops	3
#418	flirtatious feather	11
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#143	floaty pebbles	3
#812	floaty sand	4
#195	flower petal pie	2
#136	foam noodle	10
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#82	forest tears	12
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#227	fossilized demon skull	2
#373	fossilized limb	21
#404	fossilized serpent skull	1
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#356	fossilized spike	11
#397	fossilized spine	3
#401	fossilized torso	10
#433	fossilized wing	6
#279	fossilized wyrm skull	2
#323	frat brats	1
#282	freezerburned ice cube	1
#1032	friendly cheez blob	2
#462	frightful feather	11
#335	frigid fudgepuck	9
#151	frigid hankyū	3
#323	frigid mote	2
#763	frigid ninja stars	11
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#167	frozen Mob Penguin	11
#328	frozen banquet	6
#480	frozen feather	11
#276	frozen nunchaku	11
#56	frozen seal spine	2
#377	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#145	fudge spork	2
#68	fudgecycle	3
#140	funky dried mushroom	94
#227	furniture dolly	11
#1042	furry fur	11
#487	fuzzbump	2
#63	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	15
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#68	generic healing potion	1
#41	generic restorative potion	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#1277	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#240	giant marshmallow	1
#135	giant red gummi bear	1
#241	giant tube of black lipstick	2
#275	gimlet	1
#1071	gingerbread bugbear	19
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#307	gingerbread house	2
#2418	gingerbread mutant bugbear	2
#126	ginormous pumpkin	2
#108	glark cable	1
#100	glass of warm water	2
#64	glimmering great tit feather	1
#203	glittery mascara	4
#90	glob of green slime	23
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#86	glowing esca	1
#154	glowing fungus	2
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#51	goblin paste	1
#276	gold lamé pants	2
#167	golden twig	1
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Wow, that's 22,988 items total!

what items are this player missing?