#201 | "DRINK ME" potion | 146 |
#298 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 6 |
#146 | 1-ball | 50 |
#62 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 216 |
#149 | 2-ball | 48 |
#161 | 3-ball | 46 |
#103 | 30669 scroll | 108 |
#94 | 33398 scroll | 293 |
#692 | 334 scroll | 3 |
#138 | 4-ball | 59 |
#65 | 4-d camera | 5 |
#112 | 4-dimensional guitar | 23 |
#119 | 5-ball | 65 |
#142 | 6-ball | 55 |
#262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
#319 | 668 scroll | 2 |
#237 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 13 |
#147 | 7-ball | 55 |
#143 | 8-ball | 285 |
#967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
#784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
#242 | Alewife™ Ale | 2 |
#271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
#248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
#410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
#1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
#534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
#360 | Angry Farmer candy | 307 |
#1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
#785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
#142 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
#19 | Atomic Pop | 89 |
#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#55 | Aye Aye | 1 |
#52 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
#481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
#225 | BGE merchandise order form | 19 |
#564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
#898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
#956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
#49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
#499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
#19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
#68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
#62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
#159 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 4 |
#237 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 2 |
🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
#46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
#129 | Black No. 2 | 92 |
#185 | Blatantly Canadian | 18 |
#45 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 14 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
#305 | Boris's key lime pie | 2 |
#926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
#112 | Boss Drops | 1 |
#1560 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
#280 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
#141 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 6 |
#76 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 6 |
#78 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 6 |
#76 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 6 |
#76 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 6 |
#750 | CRIMBCO mug | 13 |
#516 | CRIMBCO wine | 15 |
#2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
#258 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 9 |
#445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
#51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
#598 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
#499 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
#992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
#1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
#188 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 2 |
#688 | Corpse Island iced tea | 7 |
#79 | Crazymaker | 1 |
#558 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 9 |
#346 | Crimbo candied pecan | 34 |
#312 | Crimbo fudge | 41 |
#363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 32 |
#496 | Crimbo pie | 3 |
#84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
#351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
#176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#305 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 2 |
#472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
#459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
#4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
#195 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
#312 | Divine | 1 |
#190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
#538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
#1509 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
#1465 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 11 |
#1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
#1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
#1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
#177 | Eau de Guaneau | 3 |
#28 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
#36 | El Vibrato drone | 3 |
#42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
#45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
#31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
#41 | El Vibrato power sphere | 52 |
#106 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 2 |
#185 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 3 |
#37 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 13 |
#77 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 5 |
#81 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 5 |
#113 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 4 |
#194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
#44 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 19 |
#29 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 21 |
#179 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 3 |
#2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
#32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
#597 | Ent cider | 9 |
#202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
#827 | FDKOL commendation | 9 |
#356 | FDKOL hotcakes | 8 |
#253 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
#93 | Frogade | 7 |
#126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
#444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
#248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
#39 | GOTO | 80 |
#160 | Game Grid ticket | 33 |
#263 | Game Grid token | 1 |
#184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
#69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
#229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
#592 | Go-Wassail | 23 |
#65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
#102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
#233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
#32 | Gummy Brains | 21 |
#678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
#601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
#188 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 2 |
#753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
#5 | Hell broth | 316 |
#513 | Hell ramen | 2 |
#166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
#97 | Holiday Fun! | 2 |
#185 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 18 |
#521 | Instant Karma | 10 |
#613 | Jack-in-the-box | 8 |
🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
#300 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 2 |
#1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
#545 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 2 |
#515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
#178 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 9 |
#83 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 3 |
#60 | Knob jelly donut | 5 |
#191 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
#131 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
#453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
#731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
#52 | Lobos Mints | 14 |
#523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
#2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
#433 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 9 |
#216 | MSG | 1 |
#304 | Mae West | 1 |
#1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
#219 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 28 |
#403 | Meat detector | 1 |
#130 | Meat maid | 1 |
#148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
#174 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 23 |
#88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
#987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
#532 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 100 |
#72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
#91 | Nardz energy beverage | 11 |
#134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
#286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
#382 | Newbiesport™ tent | 3 |
#625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
#865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
#108 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 400 |
#178 | Piddles | 2 |
#772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
#772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
#283 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 3 |
#61 | Ram's Face Lager | 1,464 |
#23 | Rattlin' Chains | 31 |
#209 | Red Pill | 2 |
#1905 | Rock Pops | 11 |
#1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
#53 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
#470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
#122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
#397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
#72 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 246 |
#34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
#121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
#82 | Steal This Candy | 41 |
#560 | Sugar Cog | 2 |
#154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
#56 | Sweet Sword | 8 |
#592 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 11 |
#592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
#587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
#99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
#851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
#967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
#1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
#288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
#931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
#1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
#404 | Tuesday's ruby | 4 |
#338 | Typical Tavern swill | 12 |
#221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
#851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
#599 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 12 |
#41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
#13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
#75 | Ur-Donut | 2 |
#1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
#589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
#134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
#727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
#278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
#157 | a butt tuba | 8 |
#396 | a little sump'm sump'm | 5 |
🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
#167 | abandoned candy | 7 |
#47 | abominable blubber | 55 |
#486 | abominable snowcone | 20 |
#148 | accidental cider | 14 |
#119 | acid-squirting flower | 44 |
#449 | acoustic guitarrr | 7 |
#11 | actual reality goggles | 563 |
🥉 | actual tapas | 1,517 |
#107 | adder | 14 |
#122 | adder bladder | 126 |
#1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
#138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
#219 | agua de vida | 8 |
#218 | all-purpose cleaner | 38 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
#8 | ammonite candy mold | 20 |
#1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
#295 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 52 |
#199 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 39 |
#146 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
#150 | ancient frozen dinner | 16 |
#191 | ancient poisoned dart | 7 |
#241 | ancient protein powder | 19 |
#314 | ancient spice | 6 |
#230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
#453 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 4 |
#137 | angst burger | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
#323 | annoying pitchfork | 9 |
#153 | ant agonist | 22 |
#183 | ant hoe | 2 |
#165 | ant pick | 2 |
#249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
#281 | ant rake | 1 |
#257 | ant sickle | 1 |
#371 | anti-anti-antidote | 4 |
#878 | anticheese | 2 |
#250 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 2 |
#652 | antique greaves | 3 |
#581 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
#664 | antique helmet | 3 |
#138 | antique packet of ketchup | 14 |
#669 | antique shield | 3 |
#690 | antique spear | 3 |
#485 | armgun | 1 |
#133 | arrowgram | 12 |
#431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
#442 | asbestos ore | 13 |
#154 | asparagus knife | 72 |
#99 | asparagus lo mein | 2 |
#642 | asshat | 1 |
#970 | astral mushroom | 3 |
#7 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 2 |
#480 | awful poetry journal | 186 |
#357 | bätzle | 1 |
#73 | baby cuddlefish | 3 |
#349 | baby killer bee | 29 |
#49 | bacon bath ball | 15 |
#58 | bad-ass club | 3 |
#103 | badass pie | 1 |
#24 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1,206 |
#223 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
#239 | bag of W&Ws | 16 |
#113 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 1 |
#76 | bag of lard | 13 |
#196 | baggie of powdered sugar | 143 |
#117 | balaclava baklava | 39 |
#470 | ball | 13 |
#497 | balloon monkey | 3 |
#73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
#272 | banana | 22 |
#82 | banana cream pie | 9 |
#86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
#159 | banana supersucker | 3 |
#809 | bananagate | 3 |
#93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
#118 | banjo strings | 3 |
#1237 | bar skin | 1 |
#305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#320 | bark rootbeer | 3 |
#619 | barrrnacle | 23 |
#134 | bat guano | 140 |
#228 | bat haggis | 1 |
#594 | battered Crimbo Crate | 16 |
#271 | bazookafish bubble gum | 5 |
#282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
#454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
#115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
#212 | bed of coals | 4 |
#80 | beer basted brat | 3 |
#178 | beer bomb | 241 |
#18 | beer goggles | 90 |
#33 | beer lens | 146 |
#240 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
#16 | beer-soaked mop | 157 |
#135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
#415 | begpwnia | 1 |
#21 | belemnite candy mold | 11 |
#975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
#88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
#584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
#463 | black paisley oyster egg | 11 |
#461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
#46 | black plastic oyster egg | 69 |
#348 | black spot | 2 |
#69 | black striped oyster egg | 45 |
#269 | black velvet box | 1 |
#245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
#179 | blind-packed capsule toy | 77 |
#85 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 182 |
#690 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
#1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
#2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#183 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 19 |
#877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
#762 | blue striped oyster egg | 6 |
#438 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
#944 | bone chips | 1 |
#212 | bone collar | 1 |
#428 | bone flute | 1 |
#277 | bone meal | 1 |
#76 | bone spurs | 1 |
#61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
#63 | bonedanna | 1 |
#142 | booze-soaked cherry | 3 |
#179 | borrowed time | 1 |
#954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
#645 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 2 |
#221 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 4 |
#462 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 2 |
#20 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 76 |
#155 | bottle of alcohol | 33 |
#119 | bottle of antifreeze | 8 |
#405 | bottle of cooking sherry | 2 |
#1169 | bottle of gin | 2 |
#2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
#43 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
#537 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
#1439 | bottle of rum | 2 |
#270 | bottle of sake | 2 |
#51 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 144 |
#1218 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
#178 | bottle of ultravitamins | 3 |
#1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
#1355 | bottle of whiskey | 2 |
#455 | bottle opener belt buckle | 2 |
#296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
#179 | bowl of lucky charms | 4 |
#188 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
#958 | box | 2 |
#271 | box of Dweebs | 8 |
#130 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
#204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
#74 | box of hammers | 1 |
#5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
#1191 | boxed wine | 2 |
#176 | boxing glove | 2 |
#247 | brains casserole | 1 |
#30 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 2 |
#175 | bread line | 5 |
#102 | breadchucks | 1 |
#501 | breaded beer | 1 |
#436 | brick of sand | 1 |
#748 | briefcase | 1 |
#232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
#1272 | broken skull | 1 |
#624 | broken sword | 1 |
#589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
#542 | bronzed locust | 1 |
#680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
#615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
#863 | bubbly potion | 2 |
#336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
#428 | buckyball | 11 |
#763 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
#334 | bungle in the jungle | 2 |
#407 | burnt flower | 1 |
#336 | burst hellseal brain | 15 |
#67 | bus pass | 19 |
#464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
#589 | can of Binarrrca | 15 |
#353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
#244 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 2 |
#553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
#206 | can of spinach | 10 |
#80 | can of sterno | 3 |
#864 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 10 |
#644 | candied kobold | 4 |
#1024 | candied yams | 8 |
#679 | candy cane | 53 |
#701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
#1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
#63 | candy skeleton | 24 |
#1782 | candy stake | 4 |
#56 | candycaine powder | 1 |
#159 | cardboard wakizashi | 20 |
#146 | caret | 1 |
#872 | casino pass | 1 |
#109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
#13 | chakra-mental wine | 148 |
#163 | charming flute | 3 |
#417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
#158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
#1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
#89 | cheezburger | 1 |
#176 | cherry pie | 3 |
#58 | chocolate bath ball | 14 |
#266 | chocolate filthy lucre | 17 |
#38 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 55 |
#410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
#249 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 9 |
#452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
#521 | chrome sword | 1 |
#2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
#392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
#80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
#117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
#77 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 2 |
#68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
#102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
#134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
#101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
#26 | clockwork sphere | 16 |
#46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
#70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
#154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
#1347 | club necklace | 5 |
#30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
#180 | cocoa egg | 86 |
#213 | coffin lid | 7 |
#73 | cold and sour sauce | 1 |
#247 | cold hi mein | 1 |
#374 | cold wad | 1 |
#716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
#879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
#170 | communal gobstopper | 5 |
#170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
#584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
#85 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 111 |
#269 | corn holder | 4 |
#438 | corncob pipe | 2 |
#848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
#237 | corpse on the beach | 21 |
#353 | corpsedriver | 14 |
#1025 | corpsetini | 4 |
#174 | correction fluid | 1 |
#196 | corrupted data | 108 |
#362 | costume sword | 1 |
#140 | cotton candy plug | 1 |
#50 | crazy little Turkish delight | 780 |
#335 | cream pie | 2 |
#85 | crowbar | 4 |
#412 | crowbarrr | 4 |
#199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
#363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
#200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
#457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
#268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
#111 | d10 | 6 |
#121 | d20 | 3 |
#106 | d6 | 1 |
#126 | d8 | 1 |
#130 | dangerous jerkcicle | 1 |
#123 | das boot | 1 |
#178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
#323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
#179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
#385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#157 | denim axe | 3 |
#369 | dense meat stack | 380 |
#515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
#208 | devilish folio | 1 |
#3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
#595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
#219 | digital key lime | 1 |
#273 | digital key lime pie | 2 |
#209 | dingy planks | 1 |
#115 | dirty hobo gloves | 250 |
#118 | disassembled clover | 1,000 |
#291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
#226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
#343 | disturbing fanfic | 429 |
#455 | divine can of silly string | 4 |
#547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
#1638 | doll house | 1 |
#1606 | dollhive | 1 |
#281 | donkey flipbook | 3 |
#64 | draggin' ball hat | 199 |
#246 | dragon snaps | 3 |
#379 | drop of water-37 | 5 |
#210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
#354 | ducha de oro | 3 |
#129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
#93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
#232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
#204 | duct tape wallet | 3 |
#278 | dull fish scale | 11 |
#551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
#217 | dusty Crimbo crate | 44 |
#596 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 13 |
#606 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 13 |
#928 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 2 |
#593 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 13 |
#611 | dusty bottle of Port | 13 |
#578 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 13 |
#1066 | dwarf bread | 2 |
#272 | dwarvish magazine | 4 |
#104 | eagle's milk | 4 |
#2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
#946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
#336 | eggbeater | 1 |
#1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
#1414 | elven cellocello | 14 |
#288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
#1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
#303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
#792 | elven suicide capsule | 23 |
#313 | epic wad | 1 |
#611 | evil golden arch | 7 |
#125 | evil golden arches | 11 |
#191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
#336 | exploding hacky-sack | 2 |
#143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
#741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
#162 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
#1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
#259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
#1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
#161 | fake blood | 7 |
#435 | fancy bath salts | 19 |
#137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
#2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
#332 | fancy chocolate car | 9 |
#1199 | fancy dress ball | 7 |
#175 | fat wallet | 2 |
#118 | fertilized ghuol egg | 5 |
#1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
#61 | festive sausage | 41 |
🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
#324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
#777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
#841 | figurine of a cold seal | 2 |
#723 | figurine of a sleek seal | 2 |
#571 | figurine of a stinking seal | 2 |
#421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
#220 | [2426]fire flower | 5 |
#80 | fish stick | 1 |
#957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
#321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
#456 | flaming talons | 11 |
#135 | flask flops | 3 |
#417 | flirtatious feather | 11 |
#165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
#143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
#813 | floaty sand | 4 |
#193 | flower petal pie | 2 |
#135 | foam noodle | 10 |
#88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
#81 | forest tears | 12 |
#379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
#227 | fossilized demon skull | 2 |
#375 | fossilized limb | 21 |
#405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
#307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
#358 | fossilized spike | 11 |
#400 | fossilized spine | 3 |
#402 | fossilized torso | 10 |
#435 | fossilized wing | 6 |
#280 | fossilized wyrm skull | 2 |
#324 | frat brats | 1 |
#281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
#1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
#460 | frightful feather | 11 |
#334 | frigid fudgepuck | 9 |
#151 | frigid hankyū | 3 |
#321 | frigid mote | 2 |
#760 | frigid ninja stars | 11 |
#45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
#167 | frozen Mob Penguin | 11 |
#330 | frozen banquet | 6 |
#480 | frozen feather | 11 |
#276 | frozen nunchaku | 11 |
#56 | frozen seal spine | 2 |
#378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
#197 | fudge cube | 1 |
#144 | fudge spork | 2 |
#67 | fudgecycle | 3 |
#139 | funky dried mushroom | 94 |
#227 | furniture dolly | 11 |
#1042 | furry fur | 11 |
#486 | fuzzbump | 2 |
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