#640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
#754 | 2-ball | 4 |
#768 | 3-ball | 4 |
#178 | 30669 scroll | 69 |
#987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
#599 | 6-ball | 6 |
#110 | 7-ball | 77 |
#321 | 8-ball | 88 |
#45 | 9-ball | 59 |
#227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#10 | ASCII shirt | 555 |
#410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
#86 | Ambitious Turkey | 5 |
#1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
#296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
#610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
#119 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 69 |
#12 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 100 |
#634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
#586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
#522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
#134 | Bonerdagon necklace | 63 |
#4 | Boss Bat britches | 444 |
#297 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 12 |
#102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
#583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
#481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
#70 | CRIMBCO mug | 243 |
#819 | CRIMBCO wine | 9 |
#82 | Candicaine | 1 |
#111 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 48 |
#669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
#1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
#756 | Crimbo candied pecan | 11 |
#622 | Crimbo fudge | 15 |
#12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
#9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
#663 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 13 |
#229 | Crimbo pie | 11 |
#11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
#1173 | Crimboween memo | 9 |
#3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
#20 | Crown of the Goblin King | 561 |
#228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
#347 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 18 |
#8 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 87 |
#17 | Drowsy Sword | 362 |
#39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
#321 | Ent cider | 26 |
#202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
#700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
#134 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 16 |
#28 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 16 |
#1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
#678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
🥉 | Hodgman's bow tie | 23 |
#68 | Holiday Fun! | 12 |
#17 | Iron Beta of Industry | 315 |
🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
#56 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 136 |
#12 | Knob Goblin love potion | 3,050 |
#374 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 3 |
#736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
#226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
#144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
#127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
#21 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 362 |
#466 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 7 |
#304 | Mae West | 1 |
#38 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 9 |
#77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
#143 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 158 |
#615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
#2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
#182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
🥇 | N. O. Beer | 1 |
#471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
#223 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 30 |
#296 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 7 |
#525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
#4 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 365 |
#777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
#813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
#233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
#259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
#1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
#962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
#78 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
#57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
#78 | Snow Queen Crown | 101 |
#766 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 4 |
#466 | Supernova Champagne | 5 |
#31 | Tales of Spelunking | 11 |
🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
#1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
#14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
#301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
#101 | The Ring | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#14 | The Sword in the Steak | 1 |
#88 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 25 |
#829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
#170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
#94 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 7 |
#169 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
#209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
#415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
#1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
#468 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
#395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
#57 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 22 |
#326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
#259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
#74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
#383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
#35 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 16 |
#374 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 8 |
#29 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 35 |
#219 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 54 |
#516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
#1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
#119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
#1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
#54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
🥇 | Unionize The Elves sign | 3 |
#248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
#183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
#874 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 6 |
#49 | Xiblaxian crystal | 1 |
#349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
#201 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 14 |
#139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
#653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
#1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
#53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
#10 | anniversary balloon | 394 |
#1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
#267 | ant hoe | 1 |
#281 | ant rake | 1 |
#257 | ant sickle | 1 |
#604 | anticheese | 5 |
🥇 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 5,700 |
#581 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
#126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
#677 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
#23 | artisanal homebrew gift package | 1 |
#15 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 2 |
#81 | asbestos apron | 15 |
#1066 | astral mushroom | 2 |
#134 | baconstone | 49 |
#19 | baconstone bracelet | 32 |
#85 | baconstone earring | 2 |
#407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
#261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
#8 | badass belt | 620 |
#133 | badger badge | 1 |
#97 | baggie of powdered sugar | 364 |
#429 | balaclava | 1 |
#630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
#338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
#389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
#208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
#159 | barbed-wire fence | 49 |
#198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
#86 | basic meat skirt | 1 |
#228 | bat haggis | 1 |
#602 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
#184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
#255 | beer goggles | 1 |
#76 | begpwnia | 125 |
#687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
#1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
#90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
#43 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 2 |
#135 | black candy heart | 101 |
#31 | black candygram | 3 |
#132 | black lotus | 1 |
#670 | black snowcone | 2 |
#3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#469 | blood flower | 15 |
🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
#49 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 34 |
#296 | bottle of Blank-Out | 40 |
#7 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 28 |
#318 | bottle of fire | 10 |
#1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
#152 | bottle of tequila | 250 |
#190 | bottled day | 1 |
#13 | box of sunshine | 33,330 |
#42 | brocolate brogurt | 1 |
#126 | broken cellular phone | 54 |
#193 | bronze breastplate | 9 |
#93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
#23 | bum cheek | 1,339 |
#19 | burnt flower | 1,825 |
#534 | calle de miel | 1 |
#296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
#3616 | candy cane | 3 |
#80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
#77 | carrot nose | 1 |
#457 | casino pass | 5 |
#76 | cast | 709 |
#1507 | chaos butterfly | 4 |
#272 | cherry pie | 1 |
#938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
#188 | clockwork key | 10 |
#1980 | club necklace | 3 |
#892 | cocoa egg | 4 |
#595 | coffin lid | 1 |
#508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
#26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
#6 | congratulatory cake | 35 |
#1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
#1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
#110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
#521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
#40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
#277 | cup of primitive beer | 6 |
#13 | d10 | 10,001 |
#163 | d12 | 1 |
#138 | d20 | 1 |
#29 | d4 | 201 |
#106 | d6 | 1 |
#28 | d8 | 889 |
#648 | daisy | 2 |
#1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
#385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#132 | dense meat stack | 11,111 |
#28 | devil's-food cake | 2 |
#1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
#531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
#916 | disease | 2 |
#578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
#152 | divine champagne popper | 66 |
#395 | double daisy | 1 |
#29 | dreadful box | 1 |
#14 | drywall axe | 541 |
#516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
#196 | dwarf bread | 24 |
#398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
🥈 | easter egg balloon | 492 |
#2834 | eggnog | 1 |
#6 | electric Kool-Aid | 20 |
#401 | electrical thingamabob | 5 |
#870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
#4 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 293 |
#539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
#168 | epic wad | 3 |
#145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
#40 | expensive champagne | 2 |
#508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
#490 | eye of newt | 13 |
#906 | eyepatch | 2 |
#30 | facsimile dictionary | 175 |
#734 | fancy bath salts | 3 |
#1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
#377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
#1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
#80 | fez of etymology | 5 |
#209 | filthy hippy poncho | 2 |
#692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
#321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
#620 | flange | 1 |
#789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
#284 | forest tears | 2 |
#33 | frilly shirt | 15 |
#76 | frost flower | 3 |
#98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
#2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
#593 | fudgecule | 1,000 |
#64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
#67 | furry skirt | 1 |
#603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
#119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
#62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
#17 | giant discarded bottlecap | 149 |
#14 | giant discarded plastic fork | 359 |
#19 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 126 |
#402 | giant foam finger | 3 |
#398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
#18 | giant pinky ring | 434 |
#274 | gimlet | 1 |
#3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
#799 | glass of goat's milk | 2 |
#21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
#116 | glowing syringe | 1 |
#304 | goat cheese pizza | 29 |
#172 | gold star | 3 |
#211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#16 | goth kid t-shirt | 424 |
#183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
#76 | grass whistle | 1 |
#9 | green candy heart | 4,073 |
#65 | green candygram | 13 |
#595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
#53 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
#12 | grue egg | 451 |
#66 | grungy flannel shirt | 11 |
#241 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
#246 | halfberd | 2 |
#105 | hamethyst | 61 |
#27 | hamethyst necklace | 21 |
#134 | hamethyst ring | 2 |
#41 | handful of confetti | 370 |
#504 | happiness | 2 |
#18 | harem girl t-shirt | 56 |
#3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
#463 | heart-shaped balloon | 12 |
#828 | hill of beans | 3 |
#57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
#339 | hippy protest button | 7 |
#217 | huge gold coin | 11 |
#604 | huge spoon | 1 |
#64 | ice sickle | 1 |
#1274 | ice-cold Willer | 6 |
#272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
#668 | inkwell | 1 |
#689 | invisible bag | 1 |
#102 | iron pasta spoon | 88 |
#581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
#1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
#365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
#1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
#283 | kneecapping stick | 55 |
#66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
#6 | lavender candy heart | 4,027 |
#58 | lavender candygram | 13 |
#455 | leaflet | 1 |
#47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
🥈 | left-handed melodica | 2 |
#805 | little paper umbrella | 15 |
#1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
#147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
#315 | long-stemmed rose | 5 |
#375 | los chinos | 1 |
#565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
#192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
#105 | lunar isotope | 777 |
#578 | mafia aria | 35 |
#57 | magnum of fancy champagne | 1 |
#245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
#169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
#181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
#832 | maple syrup | 1 |
#1086 | marionette | 1 |
#335 | meatcar model | 1 |
#64 | medium slimy cyst | 2 |
#72 | mermaid's purse | 1 |
#302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
#487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
#17 | minin' dynamite | 145 |
#133 | mother's little helper | 53 |
#1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
#169 | mysterious present | 1 |
#174 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
🥉 | obsidian dagger | 274 |
#528 | ocean motion | 1 |
#119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
#103 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 1 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#19 | orange candy heart | 4,613 |
#74 | orange candygram | 13 |
#763 | orange snowcone | 2 |
#70 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 23 |
#865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
#96 | pail | 111 |
#105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
#92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#808 | party hat | 1 |
#84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
#13 | perfect cosmopolitan | 100 |
#472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
#104 | personalized birthday cake | 17 |
#498 | petrified time | 1 |
#154 | phonics down | 625 |
#972 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
#505 | pile of candy | 12 |
#343 | pile of dusty animal bones | 14 |
#9 | pink candy heart | 4,958 |
#28 | pink candygram | 33 |
#593 | pink pony | 1 |
#37 | pirate shirt | 52 |
#60 | pixellated candy heart | 358 |
#341 | plastic ingot | 5 |
#22 | pog #08 (hellion) | 88 |
#21 | pog #09 (pirate) | 79 |
#25 | pog #10 (hobo) | 50 |
#88 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 11 |
#24 | pool cue | 380 |
#256 | popsicle stick | 3 |
#235 | pork elf goodies sack | 33 |
#141 | porquoise | 45 |
#272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
#294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
#85 | porquoise ring | 3 |
#225 | portable photocopier | 30 |
#811 | potted cactus | 1 |
#692 | poutine | 1 |
#120 | pretty bouquet | 21 |
#47 | pretty flower | 14,119 |
#92 | priceless diamond | 1 |
#297 | prismatic wad | 5 |
#337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
#18 | pufferfish spine | 80 |
#204 | pumpkin | 1 |
#131 | pumpkin juice | 1 |
#647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
#5 | puzzling ribbon | 2 |
#651 | quantum taco | 6 |
#132 | queen cookie | 8 |
#105 | questionable taco | 5 |
#180 | radio button candy | 6 |
#236 | really dense meat stack | 26 |
#105 | really really sticky spider web | 4 |
#229 | red balloon | 1 |
#73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
🥇 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 485 |
#971 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
#150 | right half of a heart necklace | 4 |
#173 | ring setting | 1 |
#1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
#10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
#15 | rusty chain necklace | 113 |
#498 | salamander spleen | 13 |
#188 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
#4 | sandwich of the gods | 404 |
#13 | sawblade shield | 126 |
#146 | scroll of pasta summoning | 109 |
#68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
#147 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
#23 | shiny ring | 637 |
#85 | silent Q | 1 |
#889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
#135 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 10 |
#547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
#340 | slip 'n' slide | 2 |
#233 | slow jam collection | 19 |
#248 | small leather glove | 4 |
#61 | smoldering box | 2 |
#149 | snailmail bits | 1 |
#969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
#16 | soap knife | 808 |
#30 | solid gold bowling ball | 346 |
#477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
#83 | spaghetti con calaveras | 1 |
#186 | spark plug earring | 5 |
#1011 | spectral pickle | 4 |
#29 | spectre scepter | 362 |
#191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
#1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
#971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
#1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
#277 | spooky staff | 1 |
#532 | squashed frog | 14 |
#111 | stainless steel scarf | 19 |
#461 | stainless steel shillelagh | 9 |
#260 | stainless steel skullcap | 10 |
#565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
#355 | stainless steel solitaire | 8 |
#70 | stainless steel suspenders | 31 |
#64 | star shirt | 8 |
#946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
#62 | sticky meat skirt | 1 |
#70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
#248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
#266 | stone of eXtreme power | 42 |
#8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
#408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
#8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
#1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
#1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
#1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
#950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
#7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
#3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
#1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
#83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
#6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
#8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
#3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
#159 | super salad | 2 |
#110 | support cummerbund | 91 |
#454 | supportive bra | 2 |
#34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
#724 | tasty tart | 1 |
#2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
#232 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 3 |
#361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
#203 | three-tiered wedding cake | 3 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#516 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 15 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
#3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
#8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
#1383 | toy train | 1 |
#479 | tree skirt | 1 |
#1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
#248 | tulip | 2 |
#21 | twinkly wad | 111,111 |
#134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
#37 | urchin roe | 1 |
#1767 | valuable trinket | 11 |
#63 | vampire collar | 37 |
#378 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 26 |
#1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
#5 | wad of spider silk | 2 |
#131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
#297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
#44 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 100 |
#902 | white balloon | 1 |
#36 | white candy heart | 1,689 |
#73 | white candygram | 11 |
#90 | white chocolate chip brownies | 1 |
#391 | white chocolate chip cookies | 7 |
#78 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 17 |
#1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
#613 | witch hat | 1 |
#813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
#280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
#198 | woven baling wire bracelets | 5 |
#16 | wrench bracelet | 107 |
#930 | wussiness potion | 2 |
#81 | yak toupee | 1 |
#64 | yakskin skirt | 1 |
#22 | yellow candy heart | 4,766 |
#51 | yellow candygram | 49 |
#1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
#1886 | yo-yo | 3 |
#607 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |