Museum :: Targrod

Targrod

Rank	Item	Quantity
#298	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#88	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	10
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#33	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	5
#227	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#302	ASCII shirt	6
#69	Alice's Army Alchemist	22
#96	Alice's Army Bowman	7
#75	Alice's Army Cleric	10
#59	Alice's Army Coward	12
#67	Alice's Army Guard	23
#68	Alice's Army Halberder	21
#98	Alice's Army Hammerman	6
#73	Alice's Army Horseman	10
#79	Alice's Army Lanceman	8
#74	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	19
#89	Alice's Army Ninja	14
#72	Alice's Army Nurse	23
#76	Alice's Army Page	19
#75	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	21
#168	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#74	Alice's Army Spearsman	18
#82	Alice's Army Swordsman	16
#73	Alice's Army Wallman	20
#1459	Amulet of Yendor	1
#876	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#378	Angelhair Culottes	3
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#73	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#567	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#785	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#481	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#180	BGE merchandise order form	24
#240	BGE pocket calendar	3
#867	BGE shotglass	7
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#19	BRICKO airship	2
#153	BRICKO brick	1,824
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#171	BRICKO eye brick	343
#110	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#377	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#529	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	22
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#447	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#386	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#526	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#229	BitterSweetTarts	1
#609	Bling of the New Wave	2
#501	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#1919	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#1677	Boss Bat bling	1
#1169	Boss Bat britches	10
#568	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#102	Brimstone Boxers	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#381	Bulky Buddy Box	8
#134	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
#11	C.H.U.M. chum	191
#95	C.H.U.M. knife	9
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#481	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#468	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#252	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1266	CRIMBCO mug	5
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#192	CRIMBCOIDS mints	11
#183	CRIMBCOLOAF	12
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#311	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#184	Chester's moustache	1
#81	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#219	Chori Zo trading card	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#1485	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#699	Codpiece of the Goblin King	11
#78	Coily™	1
#695	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#861	Cold Hots candy	3
#212	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#1367	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#202	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
#343	Corpse Island iced tea	15
#1213	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#200	Crimbo candied pecan	82
#198	Crimbo fudge	97
#186	Crimbo peppermint bark	95
#72	Crimbo pie	56
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#351	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#318	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#85	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
#913	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	5
#660	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#78	Dogsgotnonoz pills	4
#588	Drowsy Sword	31
#1403	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1414	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1374	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#85	Eau de Guaneau	7
#620	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#371	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#532	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#160	Elmley shades	7
🥇	French slippers	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#530	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#195	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#506	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#81	Game Grid ticket	237
#179	Game Grid token	7
#517	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#305	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#169	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#472	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#56	Greatest American Pants	1
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#522	Gummi-Gnauga	3
#144	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	15
#546	Heimandatz's heart	3
#665	Hodgman's blanket	1
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#136	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#130	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#86	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	10
#29	Inndya trading card	4
#299	Instant Karma	27
#620	Jocko Homo's head	3
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#225	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#989	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#993	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#972	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#256	Knob Goblin elite shirt	32
#182	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1004	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#469	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#67	Lars the Cyberian	5
#399	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#113	Libram of Love Songs	1
🥇	Loathing Legion hammer	1
#68	Lobster qua Grill	3
#927	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	28
#884	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#429	M-242	15
#260	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#388	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#414	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3
#403	Meat detector	1
#373	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	12
#88	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#597	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	5
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#230	Morbidda trading card	1
#189	Mr. Joe's bangles	8
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#82	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#487	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#215	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#127	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#101	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#197	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#58	Orange Star of Sacrifice	27
#842	Orcish baseball cap	1
#790	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#783	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#88	Oreille Divisée brandy	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#34	Oscus's garbage can lid	2
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#195	Oscus's pelt	1
#454	PADL Phone	6
#100	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	46
#1594	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#165	Piddles	3
#777	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#230	Poison Oak trading card	1
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#194	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	5
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#62	Red Pill	6
#524	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4
#99	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#1726	Rock Pops	15
#353	SPF 451 lip balm	6
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#388	Safari Jack's moustache	4
#840	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#197	Schrödinger's thermos	112
#130	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#927	Senior Mints	3
#493	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#207	Serenity trading card	1
#259	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
🥈	Spooky Putty leotard	2
#1450	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#31	Staff of Blood and Pudding	2
#19	Staff of the Black Kettle	6
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#39	Staff of the Greasefire	2
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#14	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#642	Steal This Candy	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#438	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	7
#507	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#352	The Joy of Wassailing	10
#428	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
#77	The Snake trading card	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#214	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#130	Tiger-lily's milk	16
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#110	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#611	Travels with Jerry	2
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#116	Uncle Romulus	10
#11	Underworld flail	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#1911	Valentine	3
#80	Vaso De Agua trading card	2
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#601	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#1000	Wint-O-Fresh mint	8
#226	Woldo trading card	1
#203	Wolfman Nardz	8
#137	Workytime Tea	16
#393	Yakisoba's hat	4
#133	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	4
#146	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	67
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#188	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#192	Zombo's skullcap	1
#175	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	11
#333	abandoned candy	1
#1138	adorable seal larva	2
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#57	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#121	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	32
#53	angel-food cake	1
#677	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1079	annoying pitchfork	1
#884	antique greaves	1
#893	antique helmet	1
#206	antique painting of a landscape	4
#714	antique record album	2
#904	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#153	asbestos apron	9
#183	babycakes	1
#220	baconstone	33
#1748	badass belt	31
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1885	bag of airline peanuts	1
#168	bag of lard	7
#429	balaclava	1
#1160	ball	4
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#140	baneful bandolier	1
#21	bark beret	2
#21	bark boxers	2
#23	bark bracelet	2
#110	barskin cloak	1
#169	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1911	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1036	bath ball gift set	3
#172	battered Crimbo Crate	80
#224	battered hubcap	1
#245	bazookafish bubble gum	7
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#642	bed of coals	1
#98	beer basted brat	2
#668	beer helmet	1
#205	beer-soaked mop	1
#170	beholed bedsheet	5
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#743	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#181	bindlestocking	14
#461	bit of clingfilm	9
#75	black BRICKO brick	1
#873	black candy heart	1
#95	black eyedrops	8
#693	black greaves	1
#289	black helmet	8
#667	black shield	1
#348	black spot	2
#724	black sword	1
#917	black-and-blue light	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#151	blackberry polite	1
#197	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#373	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	20
#965	bloody clown pants	1
#940	blue plasma ball	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#334	blundarrrbus	1
#476	bone chips	26
#212	bone collar	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#564	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#93	bottle of Ooze-O	18
#163	bottle of antifreeze	6
#799	bottle of goofballs	32
#85	bottle of peppermint schnapps	3
#168	bottle of pirate juice	5
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#340	bottle of sake	1
#37	bottle of sewage schnapps	188
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#37	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#296	bowl of fishysoisse	3
#6710	box of sunshine	2
#156	box turtle	2
#377	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2
#29	brass crank handle	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#2703	brick	1
#141	brine	108
#49	broken BRICKO brick	7
#69	bronze breastplate	27
#283	brown plastic baby	2
#98	bubbling tempura batter	2
#164	bucket of honey	12
#591	buckyball	8
#1104	bugbear beanie	1
#1111	bugbear bungguard	1
#590	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#422	burst hellseal brain	10
#247	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#564	can of Binarrrca	16
#130	can of CRIMBCOLA	15
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#547	can of fake snow	1
#37	can of franks 'n' beans	6
#314	can of spinach	7
#93	can of starch	2
#417	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	22
#1140	candied kobold	1
#290	candied yams	30
#540	candy brain	4
#446	candy cane	83
#111	candy cornucopia	1
#219	candy kneecapping stick	9
#190	candy knuckles	10
#148	candy stake	30
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#476	canteen of wine	57
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#120	cement sandals	7
#58	chamoisole	1
#39	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
#663	cheap elven gloves	6
#802	cheap studded belt	1
#997	cheap toaster	2
#300	chewing gum on a string	39
#114	children of the candy corn	3
#72	chitinous pod	1
#381	chocolate cigar	4
#246	chocolate disco ball	1
#210	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
#410	chocolate spurs	1
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#135	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	16
#510	chocolate-frosted king cake	3
#1774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#164	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	8
#30	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#50	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#1796	clown hammer	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#144	clownskin harness	2
#3271	club necklace	1
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#354	collection of tiny spooky objects	2
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#530	comfy coffin	2
#130	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
#284	concentrated garbage juice	3
#95	congratulatory cake	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#271	corncob pipe	5
#848	cornuthaum	1
#337	corpse on the beach	15
#325	corpsedriver	15
#336	corpsetini	15
#118	correction fluid	9
#7	corroded breeches	1
#6	corrosive cowl	1
#31	cotton candy cordial	1
#138	cracker	1
#45	croquet hedgehog	2
#112	crotchety pants	1
#126	crown-shaped beanie	2
#116	crumbling rat skull	5
#94	crystallized memory	3
#307	cup of infinite pencils	4
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#41	cursed eyepatch	1
#125	cyclops eyedrops	5
#666	cymbal syrup	1
#221	daisy	15
#123	das boot	1
#889	dead guy's watch	3
#195	deadly lampshade	5
#46	decaying goldfish liver	164
#1358	defective skull	2
#70	delectable fire ant	18
#41	delicious comfit?	4
#931	delicious salad	20
#177	delicious shimmering moth	4
#84	delicious stinkbug	13
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#505	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#328	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
🥇	detour shield	1
#3286	diamond necklace	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#215	dill	158
#228	disassembled clover	473
#531	disbelief suspenders	1
#163	distilled fortified wine	15
#582	distressed denim pants	1
#561	divine can of silly string	1
#450	divine noisemaker	4
#85	diving muff	2
#199	doll house	29
#584	dollhive	12
#129	donkey flipbook	6
#149	dragon snaps	12
#75	dragonfish caviar	3
#904	duck-on-a-string	2
#936	duct tape	23
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#75	duct tape sword	2
#126	dueling turtle	1
#210	dull fish scale	24
#446	dusty Crimbo crate	25
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#189	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	4
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#846	easter egg balloon	29
#35	eelskin shield	1
#83	eggman noodles	2
#393	eggnog	44
#171	elephant stinger	2
#271	elven limbos gingerbread	49
#129	elven cellocello	63
#319	elven moonshine	37
#685	elven socks	6
#97	elven suicide capsule	78
#1472	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#1182	encoder ring	1
#1095	evil googly eye	2
#1285	evil teddy bear	7
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#27	evil-ass club	1
#145	exotic orchid	1
#155	expensive cigar	1
#1776	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#741	extra-greasy slider	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#172	eye of the Tiger-lily	2
#401	eye-pod	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#764	facsimile dictionary	11
#231	fake blood	5
#1989	fake fake vomit	1
#1793	fake hand	1
#750	fake plastic grass	2
#291	false eyelashes	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#137	fancy beef jerky	1
#229	fancy canapés	2
#100	fancy chocolate	21
#134	fancy chocolate car	22
#1784	fancy dress ball	3
#923	fancy opera glasses	1
#294	fat bottom quark	1
#2393	felt	1
#229	fermenting powder	11
#529	festive holiday hat	8
#687	festive sausage	2
#394	figurine of a charred seal	8
#437	figurine of a cold seal	12
#147	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
#275	figurine of a slippery seal	6
#571	figurine of a stinking seal	2
#421	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#210	figurine of an ancient seal	3
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#997	filthy corduroys	1
#323	filthy hippy poncho	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#810	filthy lucre	41
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#137	flamin' bindle	5
#38	flamingo mallet	1
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#821	flavored foot massage oil	1
#66	floaty inverse geode	3
#277	floaty pebbles	2
#84	floaty sand	238
#77	floaty stone sphere	1
#268	floral print shirt	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#816	foam dart	1
#350	foam noodle	2
#328	foie gras	3
#788	foolscap fool's cap	1
#364	forest tears	1
#194	fortune cookie	12
#101	fossilized baboon skull	7
#138	fossilized bat skull	5
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#281	fossilized limb	36
#129	fossilized serpent skull	7
#307	fossilized spider skull	1
#166	fossilized spike	29
#177	fossilized spine	11
#214	fossilized torso	29
#198	fossilized wing	22
#119	fossilized wyrm skull	7
#20	frat brats	51
#202	frayed rope belt	7
#72	freezerburned ice cube	5
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#1027	friendly cheez blob	2
#23	frigid-ass club	2
#130	frilly shirt	5
#173	frozen banquet	13
#472	fruitcake	47
#425	furry pants	1
#172	fustulent seal grulch	1
#1659	fuzzy dice	4
#947	garish pinky ring	1
#23	gator skin	228
#132	gatorskin umbrella	2
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what items are this player missing?