Museum :: Targrod

Targrod

Rank	Item	Quantity
#298	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#90	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	10
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#32	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	5
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#303	ASCII shirt	6
#71	Alice's Army Alchemist	22
#100	Alice's Army Bowman	7
#77	Alice's Army Cleric	10
#60	Alice's Army Coward	12
#70	Alice's Army Guard	23
#71	Alice's Army Halberder	21
#103	Alice's Army Hammerman	6
#75	Alice's Army Horseman	10
#83	Alice's Army Lanceman	8
#77	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	19
#93	Alice's Army Ninja	14
#74	Alice's Army Nurse	23
#79	Alice's Army Page	19
#78	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	21
#172	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#76	Alice's Army Spearsman	18
#85	Alice's Army Swordsman	16
#75	Alice's Army Wallman	20
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#879	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#571	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#786	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#180	BGE merchandise order form	24
#240	BGE pocket calendar	3
#867	BGE shotglass	7
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#19	BRICKO airship	2
#153	BRICKO brick	1,824
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#172	BRICKO eye brick	343
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#376	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#533	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	22
#825	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#448	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#528	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#226	BitterSweetTarts	1
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#503	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#1921	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#1172	Boss Bat britches	10
#570	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#379	Bulky Buddy Box	8
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
#11	C.H.U.M. chum	191
#95	C.H.U.M. knife	9
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#466	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1265	CRIMBCO mug	5
#1423	CRIMBCO wine	3
#193	CRIMBCOIDS mints	11
#183	CRIMBCOLOAF	12
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#477	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#700	Codpiece of the Goblin King	11
#78	Coily™	1
#695	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#864	Cold Hots candy	3
#213	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#204	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
#344	Corpse Island iced tea	15
#1215	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#203	Crimbo candied pecan	82
#199	Crimbo fudge	97
#187	Crimbo peppermint bark	95
#72	Crimbo pie	56
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#85	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
#914	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	5
#661	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#79	Dogsgotnonoz pills	4
#589	Drowsy Sword	31
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#86	Eau de Guaneau	7
#619	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#373	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#535	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#160	Elmley shades	7
🥇	French slippers	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#528	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#509	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#81	Game Grid ticket	237
#180	Game Grid token	7
#520	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#170	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#54	Greatest American Pants	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#524	Gummi-Gnauga	3
#144	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	15
#549	Heimandatz's heart	3
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#87	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	10
#29	Inndya trading card	4
#308	Instant Karma	27
#623	Jocko Homo's head	3
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#257	Knob Goblin elite shirt	32
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#472	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#415	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#66	Lars the Cyberian	5
#399	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
🥇	Loathing Legion hammer	1
#69	Lobster qua Grill	3
#929	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	28
#884	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#429	M-242	15
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#416	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3
#403	Meat detector	1
#373	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	12
#88	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#597	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	5
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#189	Mr. Joe's bangles	8
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#83	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#59	Orange Star of Sacrifice	27
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#88	Oreille Divisée brandy	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#34	Oscus's garbage can lid	2
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#456	PADL Phone	6
#101	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	46
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#163	Piddles	3
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#195	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	5
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#61	Red Pill	6
#524	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#1724	Rock Pops	15
#353	SPF 451 lip balm	6
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#391	Safari Jack's moustache	4
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#197	Schrödinger's thermos	112
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#928	Senior Mints	3
#494	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#263	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
🥈	Spooky Putty leotard	2
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#31	Staff of Blood and Pudding	2
#19	Staff of the Black Kettle	6
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#39	Staff of the Greasefire	2
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#643	Steal This Candy	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#438	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	7
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#352	The Joy of Wassailing	10
#433	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
#77	The Snake trading card	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#130	Tiger-lily's milk	16
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#117	Uncle Romulus	10
#10	Underworld flail	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#1912	Valentine	3
#81	Vaso De Agua trading card	2
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#1001	Wint-O-Fresh mint	8
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#202	Wolfman Nardz	8
#135	Workytime Tea	16
#394	Yakisoba's hat	4
#133	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	4
#148	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	67
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#175	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	11
#335	abandoned candy	1
#1150	adorable seal larva	2
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#121	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	32
#53	angel-food cake	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#896	antique helmet	1
#205	antique painting of a landscape	4
#714	antique record album	2
#905	antique shield	1
#947	antique spear	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#154	asbestos apron	9
#183	babycakes	1
#225	baconstone	33
#1747	badass belt	31
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1884	bag of airline peanuts	1
#168	bag of lard	7
#430	balaclava	1
#1159	ball	4
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#137	baneful bandolier	1
#21	bark beret	2
#21	bark boxers	2
#23	bark bracelet	2
#110	barskin cloak	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1036	bath ball gift set	3
#172	battered Crimbo Crate	80
#227	battered hubcap	1
#245	bazookafish bubble gum	7
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#643	bed of coals	1
#98	beer basted brat	2
#671	beer helmet	1
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#172	beholed bedsheet	5
#955	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#181	bindlestocking	14
#460	bit of clingfilm	9
#75	black BRICKO brick	1
#874	black candy heart	1
#95	black eyedrops	8
#694	black greaves	1
#290	black helmet	8
#667	black shield	1
#349	black spot	2
#726	black sword	1
#920	black-and-blue light	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#151	blackberry polite	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#375	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	20
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#943	blue plasma ball	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#474	bone chips	26
#213	bone collar	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#93	bottle of Ooze-O	18
#163	bottle of antifreeze	6
#804	bottle of goofballs	32
#84	bottle of peppermint schnapps	3
#167	bottle of pirate juice	5
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#37	bottle of sewage schnapps	188
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#296	bowl of fishysoisse	3
#6712	box of sunshine	2
#156	box turtle	2
#379	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2
#29	brass crank handle	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#2708	brick	1
#141	brine	108
#49	broken BRICKO brick	7
#69	bronze breastplate	27
#284	brown plastic baby	2
#99	bubbling tempura batter	2
#164	bucket of honey	12
#592	buckyball	8
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#425	burst hellseal brain	10
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#569	can of Binarrrca	16
#129	can of CRIMBCOLA	15
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#37	can of franks 'n' beans	6
#314	can of spinach	7
#93	can of starch	2
#418	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	22
#1141	candied kobold	1
#291	candied yams	30
#543	candy brain	4
#448	candy cane	83
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#220	candy kneecapping stick	9
#190	candy knuckles	10
#150	candy stake	30
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#475	canteen of wine	57
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#120	cement sandals	7
#56	chamoisole	1
#39	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
#663	cheap elven gloves	6
#803	cheap studded belt	1
#997	cheap toaster	2
#299	chewing gum on a string	39
#114	children of the candy corn	3
#72	chitinous pod	1
#381	chocolate cigar	4
#250	chocolate disco ball	1
#212	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#134	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	16
#510	chocolate-frosted king cake	3
#1774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#165	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	8
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#50	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#1796	clown hammer	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#144	clownskin harness	2
#3274	club necklace	1
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#355	collection of tiny spooky objects	2
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#529	comfy coffin	2
#129	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
#284	concentrated garbage juice	3
#95	congratulatory cake	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#270	corncob pipe	5
#849	cornuthaum	1
#337	corpse on the beach	15
#326	corpsedriver	15
#337	corpsetini	15
#118	correction fluid	9
#7	corroded breeches	1
#6	corrosive cowl	1
#31	cotton candy cordial	1
#138	cracker	1
#47	croquet hedgehog	2
#113	crotchety pants	1
#126	crown-shaped beanie	2
#116	crumbling rat skull	5
#94	crystallized memory	3
#306	cup of infinite pencils	4
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#125	cyclops eyedrops	5
#665	cymbal syrup	1
#221	daisy	15
#124	das boot	1
#891	dead guy's watch	3
#195	deadly lampshade	5
#46	decaying goldfish liver	164
#1356	defective skull	2
#70	delectable fire ant	18
#41	delicious comfit?	4
#929	delicious salad	20
#177	delicious shimmering moth	4
#84	delicious stinkbug	13
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#329	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
🥇	detour shield	1
#3286	diamond necklace	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#215	dill	158
#228	disassembled clover	473
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#163	distilled fortified wine	15
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#561	divine can of silly string	1
#450	divine noisemaker	4
#86	diving muff	2
#200	doll house	29
#585	dollhive	12
#129	donkey flipbook	6
#149	dragon snaps	12
#77	dragonfish caviar	3
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#940	duct tape	23
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#76	duct tape sword	2
#126	dueling turtle	1
#210	dull fish scale	24
#447	dusty Crimbo crate	25
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#190	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	4
#895	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#846	easter egg balloon	29
#35	eelskin shield	1
#83	eggman noodles	2
#392	eggnog	44
#172	elephant stinger	2
#270	elven limbos gingerbread	49
#130	elven cellocello	63
#318	elven moonshine	37
#685	elven socks	6
#97	elven suicide capsule	78
#1479	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#1180	encoder ring	1
#1096	evil googly eye	2
#1285	evil teddy bear	7
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#26	evil-ass club	1
#145	exotic orchid	1
#155	expensive cigar	1
#1774	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#746	extra-greasy slider	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#173	eye of the Tiger-lily	2
#402	eye-pod	1
#1086	eyepatch	1
#764	facsimile dictionary	11
#231	fake blood	5
#1986	fake fake vomit	1
#1792	fake hand	1
#750	fake plastic grass	2
#291	false eyelashes	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#229	fancy canapés	2
#101	fancy chocolate	21
#134	fancy chocolate car	22
#1783	fancy dress ball	3
#923	fancy opera glasses	1
#295	fat bottom quark	1
#2392	felt	1
#235	fermenting powder	11
#528	festive holiday hat	8
#686	festive sausage	2
#392	figurine of a charred seal	8
#437	figurine of a cold seal	12
#148	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
#274	figurine of a slippery seal	6
#573	figurine of a stinking seal	2
#422	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#210	figurine of an ancient seal	3
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#813	filthy lucre	41
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#139	flamin' bindle	5
#39	flamingo mallet	1
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#821	flavored foot massage oil	1
#65	floaty inverse geode	3
#275	floaty pebbles	2
#85	floaty sand	238
#76	floaty stone sphere	1
#269	floral print shirt	1
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#817	foam dart	1
#351	foam noodle	2
#331	foie gras	3
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#367	forest tears	1
#194	fortune cookie	12
#101	fossilized baboon skull	7
#137	fossilized bat skull	5
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#281	fossilized limb	36
#129	fossilized serpent skull	7
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#166	fossilized spike	29
#177	fossilized spine	11
#214	fossilized torso	29
#198	fossilized wing	22
#119	fossilized wyrm skull	7
#20	frat brats	51
#202	frayed rope belt	7
#72	freezerburned ice cube	5
#459	freezin' bindle	1
#1033	friendly cheez blob	2
#23	frigid-ass club	2
#130	frilly shirt	5
#173	frozen banquet	13
#471	fruitcake	47
#427	furry pants	1
#172	fustulent seal grulch	1
#1658	fuzzy dice	4
#950	garish pinky ring	1
#23	gator skin	228
#132	gatorskin umbrella	2
#69	gearbox necklace	10
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#91	willowy bonnet	1
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#44	wriggling tentacle	2
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#33	yellow matter custard	5
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#52	yummy death watch beetle	63
#51	zen motorcycle	1

Wow, that's 15,191 items total!

what items are this player missing?