Museum :: chaosagent

chaosagent

Rank	Item	Quantity
#300	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#1436	1-ball	1
#160	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	73
#1425	2-ball	1
#123	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#889	30669 scroll	2
#155	33398 scroll	141
#932	334 scroll	1
#1472	4-ball	1
#139	4-d camera	1
#88	4-dimensional guitar	35
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1424	6-ball	1
#418	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	6
#1484	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#625	9-ball	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#491	A. W. O. L. commendation	10
#568	ASCII shirt	2
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#151	Angelhair Culottes	7
#148	Angry Farmer candy	1,243
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1135	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#685	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#163	BGE merchandise order form	27
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#111	BGE shotglass	42
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#183	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#3370	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#1255	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#159	Bash-Ōs cereal	4
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#407	Bit O' Ectoplasm	5
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#411	Black No. 2	10
#389	Blackfly Chardonnay	7
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2263	Boss Bat britches	2
#639	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	6
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1012	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#466	CRIMBCO mug	25
#667	CRIMBCO scrip	205
#320	CRIMBCO wine	24
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#117	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	8
#326	Colander of Em-er'il	7
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#212	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1370	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#208	Corpse Island iced tea	25
#429	Crimbo candied pecan	26
#415	Crimbo fudge	27
#335	Crimbo peppermint bark	37
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2040	Crimbuck	35
#3211	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#618	Daffy Taffy	46
#321	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#246	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	24
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1417	Dolphin King's crown	2
#489	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
#1497	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#397	Dramatic™ range	2
#1424	Drowsy Sword	7
#263	Dyspepsi-Cola	274
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#653	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#357	Ent cider	21
#135	Everlasting Deckswabber	3
#247	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	46
#11	Frat Army FGF	1,031
🥇	French slippers	1
#529	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#133	GOTO	3
#606	Gaia beads	1
#347	Genalen™ Bottle	3
#125	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	9
#1025	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#37	Gnollish casserole dish	30
#163	Gnollish flyswatter	19
#186	Gnollish pie server	11
#209	Gnollish pie tin	21
#230	Gnollish plunger	12
#119	Gnollish slotted spoon	18
#235	Gnollish toolbox	21
#65	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	6
#410	Go-Wassail	43
#229	Gummi-DNA	4
#132	Hatorade	1
#512	Hell ramen	2
#13	Hippy Army MPE	1,101
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#132	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#146	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#337	Hollandaise helmet	6
#222	Iiti Kitty phone charm	13
#597	Imp Ale	206
#622	Instant Karma	7
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#174	Jarlsberg's earring	8
#76	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	39
#638	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	8
#20	Kiss the Knob apron	7
#228	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#431	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#82	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	11
#344	Knob Goblin elite helm	15
#252	Knob Goblin elite pants	24
#290	Knob Goblin elite polearm	18
#700	Knob Goblin elite shirt	4
#59	Knob Goblin firecracker	536
#172	Knob Goblin harem pants	31
#178	Knob Goblin harem veil	29
#73	Knob Goblin love potion	302
#375	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#42	Knob Goblin melon baller	119
#47	Knob Goblin pants	385
#143	Knob Goblin perfume	27
#45	Knob Goblin scimitar	353
#50	Knob Goblin seltzer	919
#303	Knob Goblin spatula	27
#65	Knob Goblin steroids	315
#33	Knob Goblin superseltzer	353
#52	Knob Goblin tongs	405
#166	Knob Goblin visor	44
#103	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
#26	Knob jelly donut	13
#336	Knob mushroom	19
#97	Knob nuts	10
#218	Knob pasty	2
#281	Knob sausage	17
#131	Knob shroomkabob	1
#294	Knoll mushroom	39
#234	Knoll shroomkabob	6
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#2325	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	6
#542	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	10
#954	M-242	3
#131	Mad Train wine	871
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#401	Manetwich	1
#259	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#285	Maxing, Relaxing	4
#81	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	50
#207	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	18
#799	Meleegra™ pills	5
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#11	Mer-kin foodbucket	540
🥉	Mer-kin healscroll	869
🥉	Mer-kin hidepaint	277
#20	Mer-kin hookspear	49
#7	Mer-kin prayerbeads	190
#8	Mer-kin roundshield	49
#7	Mer-kin sneakmask	60
#14	Mer-kin takebag	52
#13	Mer-kin thingpouch	508
#228	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	18
#94	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1,270
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#406	Miniborg strangler	1
#40	Mohawk wig	436
#55	Monstar energy beverage	250
#330	Mountain Stream soda	69
#155	Mr. Joe's bangles	10
#1498	Mr. Mediocrebar	21
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#374	NG	1
#633	NPZR chemistry set	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#144	Necrotelicomnicon	5
#129	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#336	Newbiesport™ tent	5
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#189	Oil of Parrrlay	13
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#94	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#262	Orcish baseball cap	13
#322	Orcish cargo shorts	9
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#105	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#554	PADL Phone	2
#2366	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#95	Pine-Fresh air freshener	39
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#194	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	5
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#388	Ram's Face Lager	59
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1575	Rock Pops	19
#404	SPF 451 lip balm	5
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1085	Senior Mints	2
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#394	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#196	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	7
#232	Snow Queen Crown	12
#159	Spam Witch sammich	361
#656	Spooky Surprise Egg	9
#127	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	8
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#92	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#294	Steal This Candy	7
#627	Summer Nights	2
#58	Supernova Champagne	165
#387	Swabbie™ swab	3
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#771	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#267	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	242
#396	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#232	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	17
#225	Travels with Jerry	5
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#200	Trollhouse cookies	243
#135	Tuesday's ruby	24
#269	Typical Tavern swill	18
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#322	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	39
#100	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	40
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2093	Valentine	2
#237	WA	1
#594	Wand of Nagamar	7
#811	Warm Subject gift certificate	10
#398	Wint-O-Fresh mint	31
#27	Workytime Tea	101
#165	Yakisoba's hat	8
#1147	Yummy Tummy bean	133
#269	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#189	Zombo's shield	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#364	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#186	abominable blubber	2
#895	abominable snowcone	6
#78	accidental cider	40
#157	acid-squirting flower	30
#450	acoustic guitarrr	7
#300	adder bladder	25
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#333	all-purpose cleaner	13
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#623	alphabet gum	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#395	ammonite fossil	11
#59	amulet of extreme plot significance	397
#265	ancient Magi-Wipes	22
#85	ancient cursed foot locker	4
#88	ancient frozen dinner	35
#389	ancient protein powder	8
#459	ancient spice	2
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2610	anniversary gift box	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#105	ant agonist	38
#70	ant hoe	7
#97	ant pick	4
#124	ant pitchfork	3
#141	ant rake	3
#63	ant sickle	9
#482	anti-anti-antidote	1
#520	anticheese	7
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#56	antique bottle of cough syrup	12
#200	antique greaves	51
#501	antique hand mirror	3
#174	antique helmet	65
#84	antique packet of ketchup	33
#179	antique shield	60
#586	antique souvenir drawing	1
#193	antique spear	59
#23	armgun	337
#340	around the world	4
#208	arrrgyle socks	13
#45	asbestos apron	28
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#152	asbestos staff	4
#171	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#176	asbestos sword hilt	1
#36	asparagus knife	313
#641	asshat	1
#17	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#168	awful poetry journal	1,117
#188	baby cuddlefish	1
#700	baby killer bee	13
#239	bacon bath ball	4
#2453	baconstone	1
#6540	badass belt	2
#376	bag of Cheat-Os	21
#191	bag of lard	6
#349	baggie of powdered sugar	59
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#759	ball	8
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1031	balloon monkey	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#268	ballroom blintz	12
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#63	banana-frosted king cake	27
#132	bananagate	50
#218	banjo strings	1
#314	bar skin	37
#122	bar whip	1
#513	barbed-wire fence	8
#83	bargain flash powder	13
#1026	barrrnacle	10
#73	barskin buckler	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#104	baseball	80
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#115	bat guano	185
#169	bat haggis	2
#77	bat whip	1
#207	bat wing	87
#474	batblade	4
#167	batgut	246
#220	bath ball gift set	22
#362	battered Crimbo Crate	32
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#245	bazookafish bubble gum	7
#123	beach glass bead	62
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#199	beanbag chair	2
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#430	bed of coals	2
#105	beer bomb	475
#571	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#240	beer-scented teddy bear	2
#417	begpwnia	1
#232	beholed bedsheet	4
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#313	belemnite fossil	15
#242	bellhop bell	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#102	big bass drum	20
#381	big boom	1
#129	big red clown nose	79
#210	big stick	1
#154	bilge wine	201
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#118	bird rib	18
#375	bit of clingfilm	11
#48	bit-o-cactus	157
#364	black & tan	4
#89	black belt	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#193	black eyedrops	4
#188	black facepaint	1
#337	black forest cake	8
#272	black forest ham	8
#341	black greaves	6
#267	black helmet	9
#241	black kettle drum	3
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#474	black pepper	2
#227	black pixel	127
#287	black plastic oyster egg	16
#213	black pudding	13
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#304	black shield	7
#362	black snake skin	13
#349	black spot	2
#2666	black striped oyster egg	1
#313	black sword	8
#801	blackberry	2
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#151	blackberry polite	1
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#245	blank fudge mold	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#319	blood-faced volleyball	1
#795	bloody beer	3
#119	bloody clown pants	71
#482	bloody mary	2
#827	blue class ring	1
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#457	blue pixel	115
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#1244	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#362	blue striped oyster egg	12
#85	blueberry-frosted king cake	14
#213	bone collar	1
#235	bone flute	5
#488	bone rattle	2
#167	booty chest charrrm	61
#140	booze-soaked cherry	3
#981	borg sock monkey	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#409	bottle of Blank-Out	22
#371	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	12
#126	bottle of Mystic Shell	7
#335	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#316	bottle of Pinot Renoir	4
#148	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	7
#295	bottle of alcohol	10
#203	bottle of antifreeze	5
#324	bottle of bubbles	33
#74	bottle of cooking sherry	48
#5028	bottle of goofballs	1
#288	bottle of pirate juice	3
#91	bottle of popskull	41
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#93	bottle of sake	15
#662	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#99	bottle of ultravitamins	7
#317	bottled inspiration	1
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#61	bowl of cottage cheese	578
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#330	box	38
#1336	boxed wine	1
#241	boxing glove	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#246	brains casserole	1
#214	breaded beer	3
#678	brick	53
#748	briefcase	1
#23	brittle plastic handle	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#200	broken skull	124
#115	broken sword	49
#175	bronzed locust	14
#76	brown sugar cane	122
#116	bubbling tempura batter	1
#383	bubbly potion	28
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#927	buckyball	4
#165	bugbear beanie	49
#159	bugbear bungguard	45
#111	bum cheek	181
#143	bunch of square grapes	40
#374	buoybottoms	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#92	bus pass	13
#73	cactus fruit	58
#595	can of Binarrrca	15
#484	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#417	can of Red Minotaur	9
#339	can of Swiller	6
#208	can of black paint	1
#135	can of maces	9
#269	can of spinach	8
#164	can of starch	1
#225	can-can-in-a-can	1
#179	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	43
#759	candied kobold	3
#339	candied yams	27
#857	candy brain	1
#1037	candy cane	33
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1465	candy knuckles	2
#3110	candy stake	2
#149	cannonball charrrm	65
#383	canopic jar	9
#102	canteen of wine	190
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#140	carbonated soy milk	58
#548	carbonated water lily	2
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#118	cardboard katana	5
#608	cardboard ore	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#253	cardboard wakizashi	10
#173	carob brownies	1
#335	carob chunk cookies	6
#376	carob chunk noodles	4
#158	carob chunks	59
#416	casino pass	6
#509	cast	24
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#374	cat appendix	8
#274	catgut	31
#127	catgut taco	3
#131	catsup	2
#61	centipede eggs	108
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#158	chaos butterfly	2,009
#89	charged magnet	1
#234	charming flute	1
#418	cheap cigar butt	1
#743	cheap elven gloves	5
#157	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#998	cheap toaster	2
#48	chef's hat	277
#703	chewing gum on a string	2
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#329	chintzy noodle ring	2
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#116	chisel	1
#56	chloroform rag	90
#502	chocolate bath ball	1
#324	chocolate filthy lucre	11
#595	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#118	chocolate-frosted king cake	17
#193	chopsticks	27
#270	chorizo brownies	7
#350	chorizo taco	10
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#253	chrome helmet turtle	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#169	chrome stick	1
#15	chunk of rock salt	3,912
#224	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	6
#132	clay peace-sign bead	57
#27	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#346	cloudy potion	33
#214	clown shoes	15
#123	clown skin	79
#115	clown whip	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#203	clownskin harness	1
#902	club necklace	8
#237	cocktail napkin	19
#426	cocoa egg	23
#20	cocoa eggshell fragment	5,033
#1284	coconut shell	1
#117	coffin lid	15
#1140	cog	1
#249	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#213	cold ninja mask	18
#360	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#327	cold wad	2
#155	cologne of contempt	1
#529	comfy coffin	2
#254	comfy pillow	1
#884	commemorative war stein	1
#565	communications windchimes	2
#284	concentrated garbage juice	3
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#69	concoction of clumsiness	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#458	cool whip	5
#136	copper ha'penny charrrm	70
#226	cordial of concentration	1
#92	corn holder	22
#125	corncob pipe	12
#236	cornuthaum	32
#307	corpse on the beach	16
#353	corpsedriver	14
#191	corpsetini	26
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Wow, that's 105,238 items total!

what items are this player missing?