Jeddiah

RankItemQuantity
#113"Humorous" T-shirt1
#409A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes2
#224A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#1378Angry Farmer candy13
#215Angry Farmer's Wife Candy5
#36Arrrmetia trading card4
#432Asleep in the Cemetery4
#241Atomic Comic2
#216Atomic Pop1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#863BGE merchandise order form2
#564BGE pocket calendar1
#373BGE shotglass18
#436BGE tiny plastic toy3
#615Bash-Ōs boxtop1
#290Bash-Ōs cereal1
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#388Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook3
#470Bit O' Ectoplasm4
#326Blizzards I Have Died In3
#80Blood 'n' Plenty6
#1501Bulky Buddy Box1
#583CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#481CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#1055CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#851CRIMBCO mug11
#1120CRIMBCO scrip40
#819CRIMBCO wine9
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#82Chester's muscle shirt1
#144Chorale of Companionship1
#89Chori Zo trading card2
#865Cold Hots candy3
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#823Crimbo Candy Cookbook5
#867Crimbo candied pecan8
#717Crimbo fudge12
#922Crimbo peppermint bark7
#650Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1563Daffy Taffy7
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#842Dickory Farms Gift Basket6
#170Elvish delight1
#123Everlasting Deckswabber4
#325FDKOL commendation1,134
#520FDKOL hotcakes1
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#431Feynman gate24
#79Frosty's frosty mug25
#249Fudgie Roll1
#788Go-Wassail10
#124Gummi-DNA11
#459Gummi-Gnauga4
#126Gummy Brains2
#1144Heimandatz's heart1
#231Hodgman's blanket6
#134Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#257Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration3
#209Inndya trading card1
#428Jack-in-the-box14
#1285Jocko Homo's head1
#356Kissin' Cousins3
#253Lars the Cyberian2
#197Let Me Be!7
#87Lobos Mints8
#1315MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech3
#285Maxing, Relaxing4
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#89Morbidda trading card2
#2155Mr. Mediocrebar7
#83Nayztameetjoo trading card2
#134Necbro wafers1
#742Now and Earlier1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#96Ol' Scratch's salad fork15
#73Pain Dip5
#517Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster13
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#255Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip8
#304Pokëmann figurine: Duck5
#194Pokëmann figurine: Frank4
#286Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump5
#244Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking6
#203Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan7
#231Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap9
#254Pokëmann figurine: Moog3
#288Pokëmann figurine: Nothing5
#260Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu8
#262Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth3
#475Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf4
#708Pokëmann figurine: Twitter2
#151Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite12
#228Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth9
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#82Rattlin' Chains6
#370Red Pill1
#350Red Rover BB gun10
#636Rock Pops83
#84Roo trading card2
#1075Safari Jack's moustache1
#1051Schrödinger's thermos1
#929Senior Mints3
#152Sensual Massage for Creeps7
#81Serenity trading card2
#454Steal This Candy3
#562Sugar Cog2
#32Summer Nights15
#57Sweet Sword8
#409Tales from the Fireside3
#1566Tasty Fun Good rice candy5
#697The Joy of Wassailing3
#1035The Mariachi's guitar case1
#26The Snake trading card5
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#1015Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1215Thwaitgold maggot statuette3
#625Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#888Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette10
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#575Tiki lighter1
#224Travels with Jerry5
#65Ultrasoldier Serum21
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
#309Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide41
#464Uncle Romulus2
🥈Underworld trunk1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#112Wax Flask3
#555Wint-O-Fresh mint19
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#771Workytime Tea1
#1117Yakisoba's hat1
#519Zu Mannkäse Dienen3
#179abandoned candy6
#240alphabet gum7
#395ammonite fossil11
#1652ancient unspeakable fruitcake4
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#543antique 8-Bit Power magazine2
#400antique bottle opener2
#930antique record album1
#1193astral mushroom1
#1374astronaut pants3
#120bacon bath ball8
#550ball11
#1145banana1
#389banana smoothie1
#251banana supersucker1
#213bananagate33
#93bananarama bangle1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1059battered Crimbo Crate5
#643bed of coals1
#301belemnite fossil16
#583bindlestocking2
#7blank fudge mold50
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#1298blood flower2
#607blue glowstick2
#621blueberry-frosted king cake1
#701bone chips10
#498borg sock monkey3
#645bottle of Blank-Out6
#366bottle of bubbles26
#386bottle of single-barrel whiskey3
#4836box of sunshine8
#841brine16
#110bronze handcuffs1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#544buckyball9
#228burrowgrub hive1
#1102can of CRIMBCOLA4
#646candied kobold4
#717candy brain2
#1091candy cane31
#470candy kneecapping stick5
#1030candy knuckles3
#2398candy stake3
#571canteen of wine46
#308capacitor relay38
#325carbon nanotube frame38
#89charged magnet1
#590cheap elven gloves7
#122chocolate bath ball8
#555chocolate cigar1
#428chocolate filthy lucre7
#578chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#1565chunk of depleted Grimacite3
#263circular CRIMBCOOKIE5
#324club necklace19
#154cologne of contempt1
#311comfy coffin4
🥉control crystal1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1811corpsetini1
#247corrupted data72
#476cyborg doll3
#323deadly lampshade3
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1795delicious salad1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#533designer handbag5
#514diamond necklace13
#767dill43
#1607dollhive1
#59double-ice gum5
#379drop of water-375
#99dubious peppermint3
#905duck-on-a-string2
#167dull fish scale40
#1050dusty Crimbo crate5
#781dwarf bread4
#41eel sauce6
🥈eerily silent box1
#86elderly jawbreaker2
#139elven limbos gingerbread77
#478elven cellocello31
#241elven moonshine48
#280elven socks16
#693elven suicide capsule25
#194elven whittling knife1
#200enchanted leopard-print barbell14
#254especially salty dog1
#1391evil googly eye1
#1693evil teddy bear4
#90extra-greasy slider28
#1009fake plastic grass1
#421fancy but probably evil chocolate14
#411fancy chocolate car7
#759fancy dress ball14
#528festive holiday hat8
#686festive sausage2
#311fiery wing5
#296filth-encrusted futon3
#973fire4
#206flashing novelty button5
#103floaty sand198
#366foie gras2
#88forbidden sausage3
#378fossilized baboon skull1
#329fossilized bat skull1
#143fossilized demon skull4
#410fossilized limb18
#404fossilized serpent skull1
#112fossilized spider skull5
#321fossilized spike13
#466fossilized spine2
#449fossilized torso8
#384fossilized wing7
#371fossilized wyrm skull1
#151frigid air mattress5
#412frigid fudgepuck6
#3426fruitcake1
#127fruitfilm5
#377fudge bunny1
#429fudge lily10
#259fudge spork1
#737fudgecule439
#931ghost cucumber38
#398giant glass of brandy1
#3939gingerbread bugbear1
#2303gingerbread horror3
#608gingerbread house1
#2813gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#693golden ring40
#176grass clippings3
#489gray bow tie14
#766green glowstick2
#174green gummi ingot193
#1069grue egg25
#617gyroscope4
#395handful of numbers1
#316heart necklace20
#365herringcello34
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#183hobo fortress blueprints1
#626holiday cheese log2
#72holly-flavored Hob-O1
#142honey stick2
#1069iGoogly8
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#162incense bath ball6
#649incredibly creepy marionette4
#249intriguing puzzle box2
#283ion grid47
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#2794irradiated candy cane1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#91jar of fermented pickle juice27
#1149jar of swamp gas3
#734jawbruiser4
#510jerky coins37
#615killer rag doll4
#1783killing feather25
#742kite10
#180knuckle sandwich127
#243kumquartz28
#84kumquartz ring1
#250kumquat supersucker1
#115lawnmower blade2
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#1830licorice garrote1
#371licorice root10
#233lime supersucker1
#119linoleum stick1
#126linoleum sword hilt1
#121lint3
#188live lobster3
#331live wire3
#282logic synthesizer43
#572lollipop stick36
#569lovecat tail1
#201lump of coal2
#660mad scientist's sock monkey4
#1086marionette1
#334marionette collective2
#692meat from yesterday1
#375mime soul fragment7
#145miniature antlers1
#23mirrored aviator shades2
#453molten brick1
#1763monomolecular yo-yo2
#532motivational poster8
#490mulled cider1
#614mylar scout drone8
#143myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball2
#966nanite-infested candy cane11
#2559nanite-infested eggnog2
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#2715nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear2
#646nanofiber cloth7
#279night-vision goggles6
#82obnoxious riddle4
#840oozenog5
#849orange and black Crimboween candy1
#1291oversized fish scaler4
#170pack of pogs109
#400pair of bolt cutters7
#631paperclip45
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#560patent leather shoes11
#116pawn cookie2
#207pear supersucker1
#179pearidot39
#608penguin focaccia bread26
#364penguin thesaurus19
#1429pet rock4
#457petrified wood17
#332phish stick3
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#207piece of after eight1
#688pink glowstick3
#382pink plastic baby1
#1169pixellated candy heart6
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#104plastic cup of beer30
#75plastic ingot331
#910pocketwatch on a chain3
#171pointy red hat2
#168poisonous caviar2
#663possessed top9
#949prehistoric spear3
#321psycho sweater1
#379pulsing flesh9
#727purple glowstick1
#736quantum taco3
#1303rag doll1
#1365razor-tipped yo-yo4
#178red gummi ingot194
#326red plastic baby1
#275ribbon candy3
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#554right half of a heart necklace1
#587rigid carapace8
#1555roasted marshmallow1
#620roboduck-on-a-string2
#748[2108]rock5
#2158rogue swarmer23
#191rough fish scale1
#233rubber WWBD? bracelet25
#406rubber WWJD? bracelet17
#390rubber WWSPD? bracelet17
#413rubber WWtNSD? bracelet16
🥇rxr shield1
#235sandwich of the gods15
#1548sawblade fragment36
#71silver keg1
#1806skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#511sleazy bindle1
#697sleeping stocking2
#297slime convention swag bag1
#582slow jam collection7
#108snowball10
#1347sock monkey1
🥈soul monocle1
#315spade necklace19
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#858spectral pickle7
#1069spooky bark1
#1947spooky eggnog3
#326spooky felt30
#318spooky length of string37
#475spooky sap17
#625spooky stuffing9
#441spooky toy wheel11
#952spooky wooden block6
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#297squirming egg sac42
#132stained mattress7
#1028stick1
#92stick of "gum"19
#779stick-on-a-string4
#450strange cube2
#533strange shiny disc7
#225strawberry supersucker1
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#452stringy sinew21
#639stuffed Baron von Ratsworth69
#299stuffed Cheshire bitten113
#176stuffed Hodgman2
#351stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech102
#581stuffed Meat82
#860stuffed alien blob8
#455stuffed angry cow90
#356stuffed astral badger108
#445stuffed baby gravy fairy96
#165stuffed bandersnatch1
#161stuffed carpenter1
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#556stuffed cocoabo77
#1527stuffed crazy bastard sword2
#1578stuffed dodecapede1
#200stuffed dodo1
#2012stuffed doppelshifter3
#514stuffed flaming gravy fairy84
#539stuffed frozen gravy fairy84
#1416stuffed gray blob9
#564stuffed hand turkey79
#402stuffed key140
#1678stuffed martini2
#535stuffed mind flayer83
#674stuffed mink69
#544stuffed monocle89
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#207stuffed pocketwatch1
#142stuffed porpoise1
#415stuffed scary death orb97
#420stuffed sleazy gravy fairy97
#402stuffed snowy owl97
#408stuffed spooky gravy fairy100
#509stuffed stinky gravy fairy84
#816stuffed teddy butler56
#662stuffed tin of caviar73
#431stuffed treasure chest133
#479stuffed undead elbow macaroni88
#179stuffed walrus1
#1276sturdy Crimbo crate5
#256sucker hakama1
#596sugar-coated pine cone1
#484superheated fudge5
#779synthetic stuffing5
#189tainted seal's blood1
#255tattered paper crown3
#1374teddy borg3
#433theoretical string33
#360thermos of brew1
🥇time sleigh1
#65tin cup of mulligan stew16
#174tin star1
#685tiny bottle of absinthe6
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2177tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf3
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#1175tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth4
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#949tiny plastic Black Knight8
#671tiny plastic Bonerdagon7
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1128tiny plastic Cheshire bat16
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#2452tiny plastic Crimbo elf3
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#2056tiny plastic Felonia2
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#1752tiny plastic G Imp4
#1760tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser4
#2162tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester3
#2763tiny plastic Hellion2
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#2195tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter3
#1246tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl6
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1756tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy4
#2181tiny plastic Protagonist3
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2758tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#2058tiny plastic The Man2
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1763tiny plastic XXX pr0n4
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#2624tiny plastic accordion thief2
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2858tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#1663tiny plastic angry goat11
#1452tiny plastic anime smiley5
#3973tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#2250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy8
#1212tiny plastic barrrnacle15
#1451tiny plastic beanbat5
#1277tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar4
#2013tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball9
#2198tiny plastic blooper3
#2217tiny plastic brainsweeper3
#990tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1813tiny plastic cocoabo10
#1271tiny plastic coffee pixie14
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#1362tiny plastic disco bandit4
#2800tiny plastic drunk goat2
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#1738tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus4
#2829tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#2183tiny plastic fluffy bunny3
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#1664tiny plastic fuzzy dice11
#1199tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick15
#1543tiny plastic ghuol whelp12
#2803tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#2788tiny plastic goth giant2
#1659tiny plastic grue11
#2112tiny plastic handsome mariachi3
#1360tiny plastic hermit4
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1139tiny plastic howling balloon monkey16
#1617tiny plastic killer bee11
#1244tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box6
#1392tiny plastic leprechaun13
#842tiny plastic levitating potato21
#1758tiny plastic lobsterfrogman4
#1123tiny plastic mosquito16
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1485tiny plastic ninja snowman5
#830tiny plastic pastamancer6
#1502tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime12
#1813tiny plastic sauceror3
#1226tiny plastic scary clown6
#2611tiny plastic seal clubber2
#2159tiny plastic smarmy pirate3
#1214tiny plastic spiny skelelton6
#935tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton19
#1781tiny plastic spooky vampire4
#2015tiny plastic stab bat9
#730tiny plastic star starfish23
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1726tiny plastic topiary golem4
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#389tiny plastic turtle tamer11
#1770tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni4
#2762tiny plastic warwelf2
#1724tiny plastic whitesnake4
#1766tiny plastic zmobie4
#925tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#630tooth6
#300toothbrush3
#1592toothsome rock4
#2069top1
#232tourmalime30
#1079toy crazy train6
#477toy deathbot2
#512toy hoverpad25
#1217toy jet pack4
#546toy maglev monorail2
#977toy mercenary5
#1525toy ray gun3
#702toy soldier2
#1271toy space helmet4
#1384toy train1
#1277tree-eating kite15
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#276trilobite fossil17
#600tropical paperweight1
#1133tropical wrapping paper1
#138trout fang1
#726twitching claw7
#220unearthed potsherd15
#630unstable DNA84
#1476unstable laser battery36
#1255vampire duck-on-a-string5
#669vanilla-frosted king cake1
#51very large caltrop1
#1487vibrating cyborg knife5
#821vinegar36
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#302volcanic ash14
#58voodoo snuff27
#313wad of cotton10
🥇wand of fudge control1
#158wet venom duct1
#780wheel4
#430wind-up meatcar24
#1455x-ray specs1
#740yellow glowstick1
#173yellow gummi ingot192
#1428yo4
#2365yo-yo1

Wow, that's 9,347 items total!

what items are this player missing?