Museum :: mat9h

mat9h

Rank	Item	Quantity
#51	4-dimensional fez	4
#140	5-hour acrimony	1
#34	99.44% pure math	1
#651	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#22	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#7	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#776	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#35	Alice's Army Foil Guard	2
#34	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	2
#29	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#75	Ancient Protector Soda	9
#334	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#733	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#28	BOOterfinger	15
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#478	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3
#33	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
#269	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
#28	Big Punk	14
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#156	Blizzards I Have Died In	5
#68	Blood 'n' Plenty	8
#472	Blood Light	4
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#155	Bone's Farm "wine"	12
#117	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
#126	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#48	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	9
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#358	CRIMBCO mug	38
#1376	CRIMBCO scrip	15
#280	CRIMBCO wine	26
#506	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1726	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#105	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#100	Carol of the Thrills	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#65	Crimbeau de toilette	5
#676	Crimbo Credit	1
#30	Crimbo candle	10
#143	Crimbo salad	6
#81	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#359	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#31	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	3
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#25	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	4
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#30	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	3
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#61	Crimbot battery	44
#97	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	55
#151	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	3
#16	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	43
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#14	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	41
#16	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	45
#125	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	4
#41	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	13
#75	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	7
#119	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	4
#110	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	5
#18	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	47
#11	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	62
#102	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	50
#51	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	10
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#5	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	5
#14	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	53
#99	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	49
#87	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	18
#41	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	11
#13	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	53
#101	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	52
#67	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	8
#20	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	41
#72	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	25
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#102	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	50
#117	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	13
#89	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	58
#41	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	13
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#8	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	2
#2376	Crimboween memo	1
#74	Crimboysters Rockefeller	5
#671	Crimbuck	1,414
#38	D roll	250
#40	DNOTC Box	6
#125	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#220	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	26
#190	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#190	Ecto-Cooler	6
#52	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#6	Ellsbury's journal	4
#20	Ellsbury's skull	4
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#746	FDKOL commendation	15
#146	FDKOL hotcakes	50
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#27	Fantasma en la Máquina	129
#124	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#247	Friendliness Beverage	5
#142	Frosty's frosty mug	12
#94	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	5
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#519	Go-Wassail	31
#49	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	3
#38	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3
#37	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	3
#40	Gummy Brains	13
#421	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	5
#91	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#159	Hodgman's blanket	9
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#14	How to Play Othello	68
#346	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#226	Inner Strength	2
#33	Inner Truth	6
#239	Inner Wisdom	2
#281	Jack-in-the-box	22
#23	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	138
#453	Lars the Cyberian	1
#79	Let Me Be!	11
#114	Lobos Mints	3
#68	Lobster qua Grill	3
#64	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	6
#10	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
#1317	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#84	Mansquito's blood	1
#23	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	13
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#277	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	4
#635	Microplushie: Bropane	9
#698	Microplushie: Dorkonide	2
#528	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	6
#746	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#583	Microplushie: Gothochondria	9
#787	Microplushie: Hippylase	5
#576	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#677	Microplushie: Hobomosome	4
#691	Microplushie: Otakulone	9
#717	Microplushie: Raverdrine	4
#703	Microplushie: Sororitrate	6
#74	Mini-Crimbot crate	2
#26	Moonds	18
#340	NPZR chemistry set	10
#46	New Zealand iced tea	236
#342	Nightstalker perfume	3
#477	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#90	PB&BP	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#694	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	2
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#353	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	4
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#414	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	5
#563	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#567	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	2
#893	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#408	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	5
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	4
#550	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	3
#699	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
#61	Rattlin' Chains	9
#129	Red Pill	3
#17	Red Russian	1
#524	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
#48	Roman sadnals	9
#27	Rompedores de Fantasmas	127
#680	Schrödinger's thermos	10
#84	Sensual Massage for Creeps	10
#367	Silver Bullet beer	5
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#43	Sogg-Os	10
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#29	Strix stix	109
#324	Summer Nights	4
#31	TI-9000 calculator	99
#89	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	3
#69	Tales from the Fireside	9
#138	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	17
#7	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	2
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#397	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#524	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#221	The Joy of Wassailing	15
#48	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#57	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#88	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	2
#559	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	7
#494	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#255	Thwaitgold ant statuette	5
#82	Thwaitgold bee statuette	12
#62	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	8
#470	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	3
#113	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	7
#542	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	9
#274	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	12
#73	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	14
#182	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	15
#605	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#326	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#259	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#254	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	3
#439	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	10
#653	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#374	Thwaitgold spider statuette	8
#457	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	15
#554	Thwaitgold termite statuette	11
#215	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	3
#230	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	5
#128	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#37	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#274	Ultrasoldier Serum	2
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#330	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	38
#700	Uncle Romulus	1
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#76	Vial of jus de larmes	2
#43	Victor's Spoils	8
#58	Wet Russian	6
#239	Wolfman Nardz	6
#776	Workytime Tea	1
#35	Z-Bone steak	97
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#11	actual blood sausage	2
#167	alien drugs	11
#181	alien force field disruptor bean	2
#107	alien protein powder	1
#203	alien source code printout	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#243	ammonite fossil	21
#1007	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
#137	angst burger	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#734	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#99	antique beer	4
#623	antique bottle opener	1
#342	antique painting of a landscape	2
#572	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#390	antique record album	7
#382	antique souvenir drawing	2
#1620	astronaut pants	2
#29	augmented-reality shades	30
#199	bacon bath ball	5
#188	baconstone bracelet	3
#74	bag of bones	10
#32	bag of grain	5
#704	ball	9
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#73	ballpark hot daub	1
#824	banana	3
#86	banana milkshake	1
#215	banana smoothie	3
#208	banana spritzer	1
#250	banana supersucker	1
#227	bananagate	31
#42	bananarama bangle	2
#54	banjo kazoo mount	4
#108	bark rootbeer	6
#193	bath ball gift set	24
#184	beautiful rainbow	1
#49	beautiful soup	3
#447	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#252	belemnite fossil	20
#19	big glob of skin	11
#25	birdbone corset	12
#226	bite-me-red lipstick	87
#54	black brandy	1
#138	blank diary	1
#245	blank fudge mold	1
#517	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#376	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	2
#19	blob of Alphredo™	15
#439	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	15
#14	blood roll-up	1
#15	blood snowcone	1
#41	blood-drive sticker	4
#30	blood-soaked sponge cake	2
#16	bloodstick	1
#42	blue grass	47
#145	blue money bag	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#76	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#135	blue tulip	1
#459	blueberry-frosted king cake	2
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#476	bone chips	26
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#981	borg sock monkey	1
#234	bottle of Blank-Out	59
#72	bottle of Crimbognac	5
#19	bottle of Goldschnöckered	2
#17	bottle of Sanguiovese	1
#322	bottle of bubbles	33
#81	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
#71	bottle of fire	374
#83	bottle of fruity "wine"	1
#383	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#87	bottled day	3
#46	boulder	57
#28	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	4
#90	box of Gratitude chocolates	1
#60	bread line	7
#152	breaded beer	4
#1041	brine	8
#88	briny vinegar	2
#232	broken carburetor	1
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#37	bronze handcuffs	2
#52	brown pixel	42
#97	bubble-wrap simulator	10
#12	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#787	buckyball	5
#15	buffed alien drugs	2
#57	bugbear detector	2
#937	bunch of bananas	1
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#464	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#1101	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#296	can of V-11	1
#39	can of depilatory cream	4
#46	can of the cheapest beer	4
#17	can-you-dig-it?	9
#85	candied bolts	9
#559	candied nuts	3
#20	candy cigarette	127
#468	candy kneecapping stick	5
#342	candy knuckles	6
#3110	candy stake	2
#718	canteen of wine	32
#1810	carbon nanotube frame	1
#60	cement sandals	11
#117	chakra malt	1
#193	chakra sludge	4
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#743	cheap elven gloves	5
#184	cheer-o-gram	1
#36	choco-Crimbot	138
#198	chocolate bath ball	5
#430	chocolate cigar	3
#579	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#373	chocolate-frosted king cake	5
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#145	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	9
#71	classy monkey	6
#101	club sandwich	3
#77	collection of tiny spooky objects	26
#607	colorful plastic ball	3
#170	communal gobstopper	5
🥉	control crystal	1
#456	cookie cookie	2
#218	corned-beef Reuben	6
#33	corrupted bird DNA	1
#195	corrupted data	109
#131	cranberry schnapps	4
#11	crystalline seal eye	2
#203	cursed scrunchie	5
#1827	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#313	cylindrical mold	1
#1424	delicious salad	5
#189	deluxe fax machine	2
#98	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	4
#1257	dill	9
#90	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	16
#66	disco horoscope (Aries)	22
#84	disco horoscope (Cancer)	17
#73	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	20
#67	disco horoscope (Gemini)	19
#55	disco horoscope (Leo)	26
#102	disco horoscope (Libra)	14
#91	disco horoscope (Pisces)	15
#82	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	17
#87	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	16
#80	disco horoscope (Taurus)	17
#145	disco horoscope (Virgo)	8
#85	discocktail	93
#95	dog ointment	1
#1638	doll house	1
#1311	dollhive	2
#24	dove DNA	1
#29	dreadful box	1
#66	droll monocle	20
#83	drone self-destruct chip	3
#105	drop of water-37	132
#366	drum of pomade	1
#44	dumb mud	9
#1578	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#14	dusty bottle of blood	4
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#83	eggman noodles	2
#126	eldritch alignment spray	1
#40	eldritch concentrate	1
#71	eldritch distillate	1
#117	eldritch effluvium	945
#32	eldritch elixir	4
#51	eldritch essence	2
#92	eldritch extract	1
#18	eldritch ichor	1,690
#40	eldritch mushroom	3
#60	eldritch mushroom pizza	1
#72	eldritch rub	1
#17	eldritch tincture	1
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#401	electrical thingamabob	5
#8	elevenderizing hammer	1
#4	elevennis shoes	1
#5	elevent	1
#511	elven limbos gingerbread	27
#788	elven cellocello	24
#277	elven moonshine	43
#561	elven socks	8
#830	elven suicide capsule	22
#77	elven whittling knife	2
#45	emergency margarita	4
#25	epic cluster	1
#313	epic wad	1
#253	especially salty dog	1
#15	essential cameraderie	12
#15	essential soy	11
#23	essential tofu	14
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#38	exclusive club	1
#296	executive mime flask	1
#89	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#84	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
#186	extra-greasy slider	13
#102	extra-see-thru nightie	6
#1010	fake plastic grass	1
#412	fancy chocolate car	7
#1064	fancy dress ball	9
#39	fat bottom quark	55
#647	felt	14
#529	festive holiday hat	8
#689	festive sausage	2
#73	fiery wing	133
#61	filet of The Fish	3
#1343	fire	2
#24	fishbone belt	1
#22	fishbone bracers	1
#11	fishbone catcher's mitt	1
#10	fishbone corset	1
#24	fishbone facemask	1
#7	fishbone fins	1
#10	fishbone kneepads	1
#27	fitness wristband	30
#171	flask flops	1
#271	flask of mining oil	1
#189	flask of tainted mining oil	29
#57	flat cider	1
#142	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#31	folder (KOLHS)	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#121	foreign box	1
#379	fossilized baboon skull	1
#331	fossilized bat skull	1
#48	fossilized demon skull	12
#76	fossilized limb	147
#405	fossilized serpent skull	1
#39	fossilized spider skull	14
#73	fossilized spike	63
#113	fossilized spine	19
#239	fossilized torso	25
#159	fossilized wing	29
#226	fossilized wyrm skull	3
#49	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	9
#72	freshwater fishbone	17
#334	frigid fudgepuck	9
#1585	fruitcake	8
#378	fudge bunny	1
#100	fudge cube	3
#330	fudge lily	15
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#144	fudge spork	2
#125	fudgecule	19,775
#151	fudgesicle	2
#62	fumble formula	1
#177	future drug: Coolscaline	2
#165	future drug: Muscularactum	3
#163	future drug: Smartinex	4
#128	gamma nog	5
#37	gelatinous meat mass	1
#1387	ghost cucumber	10
#144	ghost protocol	5
#75	ghost trap	26
#108	ghostly pickling solution	1
#135	giant green gummi bear	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#103	giant pearl	1
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#162	giant red gummi ingot	1
#130	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#169	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#3936	gingerbread bugbear	1
#1070	gingerbread horror	6
#215	gingerbread house	3
#2815	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#274	gingerbread robot	4
#10	gladiator tunica	57
#46	glass of herbal tequila	63
#21	glob of Blank-Out	1
#76	goblin water	9
#71	gold tooth	9
#2719	golden ring	3
#1431	googly eye	6
#30	gourmet gourami oil	56
#89	government	1
#140	government cheese	23
#83	government-issued night-vision goggles	6
#70	grape troll doll	1
#27	grass clippings	75
#510	gray bow tie	13
#242	green drunki-bear	1
#99	green gummi ingot	326
#30	green pill	2
#51	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#203	gummi salamander	1
#242	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#178	gyroscope	16
#79	hair of the calf	3
#50	half double fruitcake	1
#112	hambrosier	1
#33	handful of crafty noodles	12
#52	handful of juicy garbage	1
#15	handful of napalm	3
#395	handful of numbers	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#124	headless sparrow	10
#174	hemp candy necklace	5
#29	hep waders	11
#1023	herringcello	19
#363	hideous egg	8
#183	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#160	holiday log	1
#122	hot daub	3
#114	hot egg	2
#26	hot watered rum	1,102
#1027	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#1464	iGoogly	2
#135	imitation nice watch	1
#31	impure gasoline	106
#74	incense bath ball	13
#958	incredibly creepy marionette	2
#68	intriguing puzzle box	5
#56	invisible potion	6
#2407	irradiated candy cane	2
#54	janitor sponge	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#187	jar of fermented pickle juice	12
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what items are this player missing?