Museum :: mat9h

mat9h

Rank	Item	Quantity
#53	4-dimensional fez	4
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#777	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Guard	2
#35	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	2
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#74	Ancient Protector Soda	9
#335	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#30	BOOterfinger	15
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#480	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3
#32	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
#30	Big Punk	14
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#158	Blizzards I Have Died In	5
#68	Blood 'n' Plenty	8
#473	Blood Light	4
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#156	Bone's Farm "wine"	12
#117	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
#129	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#52	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	9
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#39	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#358	CRIMBCO mug	38
#1374	CRIMBCO scrip	15
#279	CRIMBCO wine	26
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#65	Crimbeau de toilette	5
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#30	Crimbo candle	10
#144	Crimbo salad	6
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#31	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	3
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#25	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	4
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#30	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	3
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#60	Crimbot battery	44
#96	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	55
#151	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	3
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	43
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#14	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	41
#16	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	45
#124	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	4
#40	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	13
#75	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	7
#118	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	4
#111	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	5
#18	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	47
#11	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	62
#101	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	50
#51	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	10
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#5	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	5
#14	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	53
#98	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	49
#87	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	18
#40	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	11
#13	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	53
#100	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	52
#69	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	8
#19	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	41
#71	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	25
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#101	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	50
#116	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	13
#88	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	58
#40	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	13
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#9	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	2
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#74	Crimboysters Rockefeller	5
#669	Crimbuck	1,414
#39	D roll	250
#41	DNOTC Box	6
#131	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#220	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	26
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#192	Ecto-Cooler	6
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#6	Ellsbury's journal	4
#20	Ellsbury's skull	4
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#745	FDKOL commendation	15
#146	FDKOL hotcakes	50
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#27	Fantasma en la Máquina	129
#130	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#250	Friendliness Beverage	5
#142	Frosty's frosty mug	12
#94	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	5
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#522	Go-Wassail	31
#52	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	3
#41	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3
#41	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	3
#39	Gummy Brains	13
#421	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	5
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#160	Hodgman's blanket	9
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#15	How to Play Othello	68
#348	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#227	Inner Strength	2
#32	Inner Truth	6
#239	Inner Wisdom	2
#283	Jack-in-the-box	22
#23	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	138
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#79	Let Me Be!	11
#114	Lobos Mints	3
#69	Lobster qua Grill	3
#64	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	6
#10	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#86	Mansquito's blood	1
#23	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	13
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#278	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	4
#637	Microplushie: Bropane	9
#700	Microplushie: Dorkonide	2
#533	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	6
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#586	Microplushie: Gothochondria	9
#789	Microplushie: Hippylase	5
#576	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#680	Microplushie: Hobomosome	4
#692	Microplushie: Otakulone	9
#719	Microplushie: Raverdrine	4
#705	Microplushie: Sororitrate	6
#73	Mini-Crimbot crate	2
#27	Moonds	18
#340	NPZR chemistry set	10
#50	New Zealand iced tea	236
#343	Nightstalker perfume	3
#476	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#92	PB&BP	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#696	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	2
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#591	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#354	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	4
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#415	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	5
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#569	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	2
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#408	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	5
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	4
#551	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	3
#699	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
#61	Rattlin' Chains	9
#128	Red Pill	3
#17	Red Russian	1
#523	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
#49	Roman sadnals	9
#27	Rompedores de Fantasmas	127
#680	Schrödinger's thermos	10
#84	Sensual Massage for Creeps	10
#369	Silver Bullet beer	5
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#44	Sogg-Os	10
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#30	Strix stix	109
#325	Summer Nights	4
#33	TI-9000 calculator	99
#89	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	3
#69	Tales from the Fireside	9
#138	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	17
#7	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	2
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#396	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#22	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#527	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#221	The Joy of Wassailing	15
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#59	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#93	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	2
#562	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	7
#508	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#256	Thwaitgold ant statuette	5
#82	Thwaitgold bee statuette	12
#66	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	8
#470	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	3
#115	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	7
#545	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	9
#279	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	12
#73	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	14
#187	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	15
#625	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#332	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#255	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	3
#442	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	10
#665	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#374	Thwaitgold spider statuette	8
#459	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	15
#568	Thwaitgold termite statuette	11
#219	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	3
#231	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	5
#129	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#274	Ultrasoldier Serum	2
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#328	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	38
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#78	Vial of jus de larmes	2
#43	Victor's Spoils	8
#59	Wet Russian	6
#238	Wolfman Nardz	6
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#36	Z-Bone steak	97
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#25	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#11	actual blood sausage	2
#165	alien drugs	11
#182	alien force field disruptor bean	2
#109	alien protein powder	1
#202	alien source code printout	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#244	ammonite fossil	21
#1006	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
#140	angst burger	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#101	antique beer	4
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#388	antique record album	7
#383	antique souvenir drawing	2
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#29	augmented-reality shades	30
#197	bacon bath ball	5
#187	baconstone bracelet	3
#75	bag of bones	10
#33	bag of grain	5
#703	ball	9
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#78	ballpark hot daub	1
#825	banana	3
#87	banana milkshake	1
#215	banana smoothie	3
#208	banana spritzer	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#227	bananagate	31
#42	bananarama bangle	2
#56	banjo kazoo mount	4
#109	bark rootbeer	6
#193	bath ball gift set	24
#183	beautiful rainbow	1
#50	beautiful soup	3
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#253	belemnite fossil	20
#19	big glob of skin	11
#25	birdbone corset	12
#226	bite-me-red lipstick	87
#54	black brandy	1
#137	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#375	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	2
#19	blob of Alphredo™	15
#441	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	15
#14	blood roll-up	1
#15	blood snowcone	1
#42	blood-drive sticker	4
#31	blood-soaked sponge cake	2
#16	bloodstick	1
#42	blue grass	47
#145	blue money bag	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#136	blue tulip	1
#459	blueberry-frosted king cake	2
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#474	bone chips	26
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#234	bottle of Blank-Out	59
#74	bottle of Crimbognac	5
#19	bottle of Goldschnöckered	2
#17	bottle of Sanguiovese	1
#324	bottle of bubbles	33
#83	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
#71	bottle of fire	374
#83	bottle of fruity "wine"	1
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#87	bottled day	3
#46	boulder	57
#28	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	4
#128	box of Gratitude chocolates	1
#59	bread line	7
#152	breaded beer	4
#1040	brine	8
#88	briny vinegar	2
#232	broken carburetor	1
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#37	bronze handcuffs	2
#56	brown pixel	42
#98	bubble-wrap simulator	10
#13	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#787	buckyball	5
#15	buffed alien drugs	2
#57	bugbear detector	2
#939	bunch of bananas	1
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#464	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#1098	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#299	can of V-11	1
#39	can of depilatory cream	4
#47	can of the cheapest beer	4
#17	can-you-dig-it?	9
#85	candied bolts	9
#557	candied nuts	3
#21	candy cigarette	127
#470	candy kneecapping stick	5
#340	candy knuckles	6
#3108	candy stake	2
#717	canteen of wine	32
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#60	cement sandals	11
#117	chakra malt	1
#193	chakra sludge	4
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#743	cheap elven gloves	5
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#36	choco-Crimbot	138
#196	chocolate bath ball	5
#431	chocolate cigar	3
#580	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#373	chocolate-frosted king cake	5
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	9
#71	classy monkey	6
#101	club sandwich	3
#77	collection of tiny spooky objects	26
#606	colorful plastic ball	3
#169	communal gobstopper	5
🥉	control crystal	1
#457	cookie cookie	2
#218	corned-beef Reuben	6
#35	corrupted bird DNA	1
#195	corrupted data	109
#130	cranberry schnapps	4
#11	crystalline seal eye	2
#203	cursed scrunchie	5
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#316	cylindrical mold	1
#1425	delicious salad	5
#189	deluxe fax machine	2
#98	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	4
#1256	dill	9
#90	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	16
#66	disco horoscope (Aries)	22
#84	disco horoscope (Cancer)	17
#73	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	20
#67	disco horoscope (Gemini)	19
#55	disco horoscope (Leo)	26
#102	disco horoscope (Libra)	14
#90	disco horoscope (Pisces)	15
#82	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	17
#87	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	16
#80	disco horoscope (Taurus)	17
#145	disco horoscope (Virgo)	8
#85	discocktail	93
#98	dog ointment	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1312	dollhive	2
#25	dove DNA	1
#30	dreadful box	1
#67	droll monocle	20
#85	drone self-destruct chip	3
#104	drop of water-37	132
#367	drum of pomade	1
#43	dumb mud	9
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#14	dusty bottle of blood	4
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#84	eggman noodles	2
#126	eldritch alignment spray	1
#40	eldritch concentrate	1
#72	eldritch distillate	1
#117	eldritch effluvium	945
#36	eldritch elixir	4
#52	eldritch essence	2
#92	eldritch extract	1
#18	eldritch ichor	1,690
#43	eldritch mushroom	3
#62	eldritch mushroom pizza	1
#73	eldritch rub	1
#17	eldritch tincture	1
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#403	electrical thingamabob	5
#8	elevenderizing hammer	1
#4	elevennis shoes	1
#5	elevent	1
#510	elven limbos gingerbread	27
#790	elven cellocello	24
#276	elven moonshine	43
#561	elven socks	8
#831	elven suicide capsule	22
#77	elven whittling knife	2
#45	emergency margarita	4
#26	epic cluster	1
#315	epic wad	1
#255	especially salty dog	1
#15	essential cameraderie	12
#16	essential soy	11
#22	essential tofu	14
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#38	exclusive club	1
#296	executive mime flask	1
#90	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#84	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
#185	extra-greasy slider	13
#102	extra-see-thru nightie	6
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#1065	fancy dress ball	9
#39	fat bottom quark	55
#649	felt	14
#528	festive holiday hat	8
#686	festive sausage	2
#74	fiery wing	133
#61	filet of The Fish	3
#1348	fire	2
#24	fishbone belt	1
#22	fishbone bracers	1
#10	fishbone catcher's mitt	1
#11	fishbone corset	1
#24	fishbone facemask	1
#7	fishbone fins	1
#10	fishbone kneepads	1
#27	fitness wristband	30
#173	flask flops	1
#271	flask of mining oil	1
#188	flask of tainted mining oil	29
#59	flat cider	1
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#32	folder (KOLHS)	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#121	foreign box	1
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#48	fossilized demon skull	12
#75	fossilized limb	147
#405	fossilized serpent skull	1
#39	fossilized spider skull	14
#74	fossilized spike	63
#113	fossilized spine	19
#237	fossilized torso	25
#159	fossilized wing	29
#225	fossilized wyrm skull	3
#49	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	9
#73	freshwater fishbone	17
#336	frigid fudgepuck	9
#1584	fruitcake	8
#379	fudge bunny	1
#100	fudge cube	3
#330	fudge lily	15
#63	fudge pocket square	1
#144	fudge spork	2
#127	fudgecule	19,775
#152	fudgesicle	2
#63	fumble formula	1
#183	future drug: Coolscaline	2
#170	future drug: Muscularactum	3
#168	future drug: Smartinex	4
#130	gamma nog	5
#38	gelatinous meat mass	1
#1387	ghost cucumber	10
#144	ghost protocol	5
#75	ghost trap	26
#108	ghostly pickling solution	1
#138	giant green gummi bear	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#106	giant pearl	1
#135	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#3941	gingerbread bugbear	1
#1070	gingerbread horror	6
#214	gingerbread house	3
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#274	gingerbread robot	4
#11	gladiator tunica	57
#46	glass of herbal tequila	63
#21	glob of Blank-Out	1
#77	goblin water	9
#74	gold tooth	9
#2717	golden ring	3
#1431	googly eye	6
#30	gourmet gourami oil	56
#90	government	1
#140	government cheese	23
#83	government-issued night-vision goggles	6
#70	grape troll doll	1
#26	grass clippings	75
#509	gray bow tie	13
#243	green drunki-bear	1
#101	green gummi ingot	326
#31	green pill	2
#54	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#198	gummi canary	1
#202	gummi salamander	1
#242	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#177	gyroscope	16
#78	hair of the calf	3
#52	half double fruitcake	1
#112	hambrosier	1
#33	handful of crafty noodles	12
#52	handful of juicy garbage	1
#15	handful of napalm	3
#396	handful of numbers	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#125	headless sparrow	10
#172	hemp candy necklace	5
#29	hep waders	11
#1024	herringcello	19
#363	hideous egg	8
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#160	holiday log	1
#123	hot daub	3
#115	hot egg	2
#26	hot watered rum	1,102
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#1465	iGoogly	2
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#31	impure gasoline	106
#74	incense bath ball	13
#957	incredibly creepy marionette	2
#68	intriguing puzzle box	5
#60	invisible potion	6
#2407	irradiated candy cane	2
#55	janitor sponge	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#187	jar of fermented pickle juice	12
#125	java cookie	5
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#54	sausage without a cause	3
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#168	scotch on the rocks	1
#96	seared dino steak	1
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#20	sentient meat mass	1
#210	set of jacks	1
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#191	silent M	1
#70	silent N	1
#242	silent O	1
#212	silent P	1
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#62	silent R	1
#69	silent S	1
#65	silent T	1
#64	silent U	1
#75	silent V	1
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#186	silent X	1
#67	silent Y	1
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#29	silver face paint	11
#28	silver keg	2
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#43	simple AI	1
#63	single swig of vodka	3
#43	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	39
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#49	solid shifting time weirdness	2
#275	sorority brain	4
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#69	soul doorbell	6
🥈	soul monocle	1
#206	soy cordial	3
#16	soyburger juice	24
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#72	spirit bed	1
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#46	spirit mattress	10
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#41	spiritual candy cane	5
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#37	strawberyl necklace	2
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#176	stuffed Hodgman	2
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#269	sucker bucket	1
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#15	sun-dried tofu	33
#21	super-absorbent tarp	6
#325	superheated fudge	11
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#23	tarnished bottlecap	210
#255	tattered paper crown	3
#254	throwing bone	3
#43	throwing candy	49
#928	throwing wrench	5
#109	tin cup of mulligan stew	10
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#406	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	5
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#485	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	4
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#143	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	4
#193	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	8
#619	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	3
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#593	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#336	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	2
#383	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	5
#603	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	3
#98	tiny die-cast golden ring	4
#569	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#606	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	3
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#389	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	5
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#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#50	tiny fly glasses	5
#18	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	10
#29	tiny goth giant	7
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1258	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	6
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#338	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	13
#3934	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#2097	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
#424	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	6
#399	tiny plastic Beebee King	6
#3178	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
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#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
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#444	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
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#87	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
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#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
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#85	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
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#1149	tiny plastic Felonia	4
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#649	tiny plastic G Imp	11
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#249	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	4
#1254	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	6
#1257	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	6
#611	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	7
#1459	tiny plastic Hellion	5
#1091	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	7
#106	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	8
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#1149	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	4
#1056	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	7
#933	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	8
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#929	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	8
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#302	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	14
#791	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	9
#912	tiny plastic Protagonist	8
#342	tiny plastic Queen Bee	7
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#267	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	16
#1441	tiny plastic Spam Witch	5
#1223	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	6
#967	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	5
#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1473	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	5
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#274	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	9
#940	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	8
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#2626	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#111	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#849	tiny plastic angry bugbear	9
#6123	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#362	tiny plastic angry space marine	12
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#930	tiny plastic anime smiley	8
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#930	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	8
#1442	tiny plastic astronomer	5
#6172	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#6145	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#223	tiny plastic batbugbear	18
#1214	tiny plastic beanbat	6
#435	tiny plastic bee swarm	10
#580	tiny plastic beebee gunners	7
#401	tiny plastic beebee queue	11
#2574	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#589	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	7
#395	tiny plastic blazing bat	11
#6189	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#830	tiny plastic blooper	9
#820	tiny plastic brainsweeper	9
#1754	tiny plastic briefcase bat	4
#450	tiny plastic bugaboo	10
#677	tiny plastic buzzerker	6
#542	tiny plastic cavebugbear	8
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#8098	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#3959	tiny plastic coffee pixie	4
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1502	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	3
#1069	tiny plastic cubist bull	7
#1244	tiny plastic demoninja	6
#1824	tiny plastic disco bandit	3
#1218	tiny plastic drunk goat	6
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1739	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	4
#826	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	9
#398	tiny plastic fire servant	6
#2801	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#1211	tiny plastic fruit golem	6
#3990	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	4
#6234	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#6159	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#905	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	8
#754	tiny plastic goth giant	10
#8062	tiny plastic grue	1
#2113	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
#4599	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#4855	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#439	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	10
#4796	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#923	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	8
#6173	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#6188	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#1466	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	5
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#653	tiny plastic moneybee	6
#4848	tiny plastic mosquito	3
#446	tiny plastic mumblebee	10
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#1274	tiny plastic ninja snowman	6
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#358	tiny plastic peacannon	7
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#8102	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#1780	tiny plastic scary clown	4
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#923	tiny plastic senile lihc	8
#1247	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	6
#361	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	7
#1721	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	4
#8227	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#594	tiny plastic spooky vampire	12
#2847	tiny plastic stab bat	6
#6168	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4039	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#1741	tiny plastic taco cat	4
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#412	tiny plastic the Free Man	6
#1203	tiny plastic topiary golem	6
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1832	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#1067	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	7
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#2124	tiny plastic warwelf	3
#1726	tiny plastic whitesnake	4
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#1474	tiny plastic zmobie	5
#267	toe jam	1
#2528	toothsome rock	1
#143	tourmalime	48
#30	tourmalime tourniquet	3
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#477	toy deathbot	2
#1444	toy hoverpad	2
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#1439	toy space helmet	3
#1821	toy wheel	1
#302	traditional Crimbo cookie	8
#270	traffic jam	1
#276	transparent nog	1
#1200	tree-eating kite	17
#257	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#276	trilobite fossil	17
#19	trout fang	18
#455	twitching claw	10
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#191	unfinished fruitcake	2
#76	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#42	unquiet spirits	54
#51	unsanitized scalpel	8
#433	unstable DNA	121
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#29	unused soap	100
#37	vampagne	2
#1051	vampire duck-on-a-string	7
#57	vampire pellet	8
#1105	vinegar	15
#46	vintage smart drink	5
#33	viral DNA	102
#350	volcanic ash	10
#152	voodoo snuff	10
#371	wad of cotton	8
#131	walrus ice cream	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#59	warbear LP-ROM burner	3
#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#107	warbear badge	1
#478	warbear battery	1
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#109	warbear beeping telegram	11
#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
#26	warbear breakfast machine assembler	15
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#73	warbear chemistry lab	3
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#25	warbear drone assembler	16
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#17	warbear empathy chip	18
#21	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#68	warbear energy bracers	3
#54	warbear exhaust manifold	4
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#37	warbear foil hat	5
#11	warbear goggles	1
#70	warbear gyro	5
#45	warbear gyrocopter	15
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#55	warbear induction oven	3
#72	warbear jackhammer drill press	3
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#150	warbear metalworking primer	8
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#70	warbear officer requisition box	12
#69	warbear oil pan	3
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#208	warbear procedural hilarity drone	6
#52	warbear requisition box	114
#86	warbear robo-camouflage unit	14
#146	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	9
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#16	warbear soda machine assembler	23
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#64	warbear superpotion	2
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#52	weird gazelle steak	4
#21	wet venom duct	36
#525	wheel	7
#133	whisker pencil	69
#55	whiskey in a broken glass	59
#187	white money bag	1
#125	white tulip	1
#296	wind-up meatcar	40
#949	wolfman mask	2
#52	worksite credentials	1
#77	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#97	yellow gummi ingot	330
#95	yellow matter custard	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#1428	yo	4
#22	yule gruel	1,103
#104	yule pup	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1

Wow, that's 43,153 items total!

what items are this player missing?