| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #51 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 2 |
| #1041 | M-242 | 2 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #20 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 2 |
| #384 | NPZR chemistry set | 9 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #2088 | Valentine | 2 |
| #18 | a cute angel | 2 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #2939 | box of sunshine | 30 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1326 | can of Binarrrca | 4 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1498 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #35 | fairy-worn boots | 2 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #24 | fistful of ashes | 132 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1502 | helmet turtle | 4 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1263 | ion grid | 5 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #35 | naughty origami kit | 2 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #848 | seal tooth | 4 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #968 | snake | 2 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #890 | sparkler | 3 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1175 | spooky felt | 6 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1232 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #456 | spooky stuffing | 12 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #205 | strange cube | 9 |
| #1192 | stringy sinew | 6 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #463 | sub-molecular interocitor | 6 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #264 | targeting chip | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1473 | turtle totem | 4 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |