Museum :: DeathofPasta

DeathofPasta

Rank	Item	Quantity
#77	"caramel" orange	30
#21	"meat" stick	355
#61	4-dimensional fez	3
#166	A. W. O. L. commendation	40
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#97	Accordion of Jordion	1
#28	Adventurer bobblehead	6
#27	Aerheads	2
#32	Affirmation Cookie	23
#214	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#229	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#223	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#172	Alice's Army Coward	2
#258	Alice's Army Guard	1
#179	Alice's Army Halberder	3
#211	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#166	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#224	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#261	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#175	Alice's Army Ninja	3
#183	Alice's Army Nurse	3
#203	Alice's Army Page	2
#250	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#255	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#185	Alice's Army Wallman	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#189	BACON	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#123	BRAINS shorts	11
#346	BRICKO brick	52
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#46	BRICKO reactor	13
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#631	BURT	1
#75	Baja sopapilla	8
#155	Barney's rake	1
#510	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	23
#161	Bash-Ōs boxtop	7
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#32	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#267	Blood Light	15
#384	Bone's Farm "wine"	4
#96	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#108	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	2
#190	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	3
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2127	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#10	Calzone of Legend	5
#102	Carpathian longsword	5
#45	Centauri fish wine	1
#48	Cheer-Up soda	17
#58	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2
#87	Choco-Mint patty	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#37	Chroner	2,298
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#83	Crimbeau de toilette	3
#41	Crimbo Factory surprise box	51
#105	Crimbo candle	2
#17	Crimbo crystal shards	26
#326	Crimbo salad	4
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#99	Crimbonium fuel rod	28
#91	Crimbot battery	22
#311	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	6
#96	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	5
#162	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#64	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	9
#102	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	5
#94	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	5
#90	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	6
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#152	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	3
#114	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	4
#167	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	2
#319	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	6
#172	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#276	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	8
#206	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	6
#180	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	2
#135	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	3
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	11
#116	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	4
#139	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	3
#281	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	3
#330	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	5
#275	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	3
#307	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	6
#152	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	3
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#9	Deep Dish of Legend	5
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#400	Drowsy Sword	47
#120	Dust bunny	12
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#620	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#469	Elmley shades	1
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#369	FDKOL commendation	909
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#38	Feliz Navidad	1
🥈	First Post shirt package	1
#128	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#41	Fuzzy Tentacle	2
#41	Gnomish sagngria	1
🥇	Golden HP-35 Calculator	1
#59	Good 'n' Quiet	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#252	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	15
#6	Hell and How I Bent It	1
#20	How to Play Othello	45
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#52	Inner Strength	5
#23	Inner Wisdom	8
#59	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#51	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	3
#87	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	924
#90	Lars the Cyberian	4
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#94	Liam's mail	5
#38	Lollipop Drop	2
#471	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	57
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#118	Marquis de Poivre soda	191
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#850	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#28	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	10
#172	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	3
#150	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	16
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#750	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#579	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#97	Necbro wafers	5
#20	New Zealand iced tea	558
#32	Newark	2
#63	Newbiesport™ tent	154
#133	Nightstalker perfume	22
#89	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	2
#30	Othello's dagger	8
#47	Othello's handkerchief	4
#18	Othello's military jacket	12
#9	Pizza of Legend	5
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#13	Roman sadnals	21
#219	Rompedores de Fantasmas	2
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#34	Simepore slime	2
#6	Sister Accessory	2
#262	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#21	Source shades	1
#6	Source terminal PRAM chip	3
#183	Spooky Surprise Egg	99
#79	Spookyraven signet	17
#176	Strix stix	8
#92	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	2
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#11	TI-9000 calculator	244
#65	TRIO cup of beer	1
#93	Tales of Spelunking	1
#4	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	1
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#324	The Cooler Out of Space	7
#33	The Superconductor's CPU	3
#1566	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#168	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	4
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#67	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	7
#1412	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#1030	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#1215	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#116	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	2
#304	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	5
#2343	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#26	Time Bandit Time Towel	2
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#37	Trainbot autoassembly module	9
#47	Trainbot circuitry	100
#38	Trainbot linkages	100
#43	Trainbot luggage hook	2
#36	Trainbot optics	100
#35	Trainbot plating	100
#72	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#38	Trainbot servomotors	100
#126	Trainbot slag	27
#40	Trainbot tubing	100
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#97	Typical Tavern swill	135
#54	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#786	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	4
#113	Unfortunato's foolscap	2
#34	VYKEA hex key	12
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#32	Yorick	1
#9	Z-Bone steak	302
#198	Zim Merman's guitar	4
#11	aerated diving helmet	72
#9	alien source code printout	53
#16	ancient hot dog wrapper	3
#26	ancient turtle shell helmet	2
#71	anger blaster	1
#65	angst burger	12
#5	anniversary gift box	11
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#35	automatic wine thief	1
#378	bacon bath ball	2
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#105	bananagate	60
#79	banjo kazoo mount	2
#59	bark rootbeer	7
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#40	barrelhead	1
#28	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	43
#77	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#199	belemnite fossil	26
#8	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	65
#700	bindlestocking	1
#29	bite-me-red lipstick	385
#45	black Crimbo ball	488
#38	black and white cracker	6
#28	black catseye marble	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#41	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	1
#151	blob of Alphredo™	3
#148	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	37
#8	blue canary nightlight	4
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#136	blue tulip	1
#61	bobble-hip hula elf doll	2
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#193	bottle of Blank-Out	82
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#62	bottle of Professor Beer	1
#642	bottle of bubbles	3
#487	bottle of goofballs	53
#43	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#25	bottoms of the barrel	2
#5	bowl of petunias	3
#6258	box of sunshine	3
#28	brass bung spigot	1
#31	bread pie	134
#97	breaded beer	5
#204	breakfast mess	1
#89	breakfast miracle	3
#23	brocolate brogurt	3
#232	broken carburetor	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#130	buñuelos Jaliscos	6
#51	bunch of square grapes	207
#22	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	2
#69	burnt snowpants	15
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#106	calavera concertina	2
#737	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#669	candied bolts	1
#425	candied nuts	4
#201	candy brain	20
#2972	candy cane	5
#41	candy carrot cake	1
#6	candy drive button	1
#55	candy harmonica	7
#275	candy stake	19
#11	carrot-on-a-stick	1
#42	centurion helmet	2
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#80	chakra sludge	15
#39	chest barrel	1
#8	choco-Crimbot	891
#354	chocolate bath ball	2
#21	circle drum	1
#32	clear Russian	136
#155	club necklace	30
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#55	collapsible baton	1
#40	communal gobstopper	10
#36	complex mushroom wine	2
#71	contract enforcement stick	22
#122	cookie cookie	5
#115	cool mushroom wine	2
#143	cranberry margarita (brackish)	4
#51	cranberry schnapps	7
#189	crappy brain	12
#79	cream of pointy mushroom soup	3
#15	creepy voodoo doll	124
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#70	crystalline cheer	1,994
#144	cube of billiard chalk	2
#69	cup of hickory chicory	4
#47	cuppa Activi tea	1
#42	cuppa Toast tea	1
#385	cursed bottle of black-label rum	2
#302	cursed piece of thirteen	2
#130	cursed scrunchie	10
#6	custom sixgun	11
#85	cylindrical mold	48
#22	daily dungeon malware	3
#65	das boot	2
#21	daub-breaker	18
#32	dead guy's memento	1
#120	death blossom	3
#182	decent brain	18
#1007	delicious salad	16
#42	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#41	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#32	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#93	dew yoana lei	1
#274	diamond necklace	20
#208	digital key lime pie	4
#21	dirty bottlecap	2
#14	discarded button	4
#184	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	5
#190	disco horoscope (Aries)	4
#222	disco horoscope (Cancer)	3
#223	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	3
#161	disco horoscope (Libra)	7
#197	disco horoscope (Pisces)	4
#141	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	9
#197	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	4
#134	disco horoscope (Taurus)	9
#278	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
#404	donated candy	9
#442	donated food	4
#68	doubt cannon	1
#11	droll monocle	89
#102	drum of pomade	13
#110	dubious peppermint	2
#12	ear poison	826
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#43	eldritch elixir	3
#12	eldritch hammer	1
#162	eldritch ichor	1
#36	eldritch mushroom	4
#36	eldritch mushroom pizza	2
#57	eldritch rub	2
#42	eldritch scanner	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#19	elf ploughshare	2
#10	elven tambourine	2
#790	ennui-flavored potato chips	12
#67	ert grey goo ring	13
#83	essential cameraderie	1
#19	even more tinsel	1
#50	exotic parrot egg	1
#222	extra-see-thru nightie	2
#93	extremely skinny jeans	10
🥈	faded green protest sign	12
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#42	fake cocktail	1
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#77	fancy beef jerky	2
#34	farfalle bow tie	1
#62	fear condenser	1
#525	festive sausage	4
#251	fiery wing	16
#37	fin-bit wax	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#140	fishelada	4
#76	flaming glowsticks	7
#186	flaming mushroom wine	2
#107	flan del mar	7
🥉	flask of embalming fluid	11
#96	flask of mining oil	55
#133	flask of tainted mining oil	68
#78	fleshy lump	11
#24	flickering pixel	6
#64	flour cookie	6
#298	flowing hippy skirt	2
#55	flytrap bezoar	1
#8	food drive button	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#637	fossilized torso	3
#112	fountain 'soda'	1
#49	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	9
#17	french-fry grabber	1
#106	frigid derringer	7
#619	frigid fudgepuck	2
#1786	fruitcake	6
#155	fruitfilm	3
#79	fudge cube	4
#141	fudge lily	48
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#904	fudgecule	162
#109	fudgecycle	2
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#26	future drug: Smartinex	88
#311	fuzzy busby	9
#2296	fuzzy dice	3
#139	fuzzy earmuffs	22
#164	fuzzy montera	18
#20	gelatinous meat mass	2
#6	ghost beer	141
#302	ghost protocol	1
#141	ghost trap	11
#303	ghostly body paint	13
#7	ghostly dagger	41
#197	giant discarded bottlecap	25
#216	giant discarded torn-up glove	21
#48	giant red gummi ingot	17
#39	giant yellow gummi bear	16
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#28	ginger snaps	128
#1000	gingerbread bugbear	21
#436	gingerbread robot	3
#32	gingerbread wine	8
#55	gladiator tunica	14
#103	glob of salty molasses	21
#723	gloomy black mushroom	4
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#32	glowing esca	7
#120	goblin water	3
#192	gold wedding ring	47
#14	golden gum	2,477
#34	golden gun	112
#24	golden tattoo gun	2
#134	good brain	327
#61	government	2
#27	government booze shipment	3
#33	government candy shipment	3
#39	government cheese	136
#28	government food shipment	4
#21	government-issued night-vision goggles	31
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#242	green drunki-bear	1
#278	green peawee marble	1
#40	green rocket	138
#27	green-iced sweet roll	2
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#52	gummi fang	1
#19	hamlet sandwich	787
#98	hand-carved bokken	1
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
#182	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#683	handful of confetti	60
#149	handful of crafty noodles	3
#307	handful of honey	9
#41	hare brush	1
#105	haunted bindle	5
#11	hawk	325
#271	heart necklace	22
#250	heart of the volcano	29
#14	heavy crown	279
#15	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	1
#39	hemp candy necklace	10
#133	hep waders	1
#394	hideous egg	6
#384	holiday cheese log	5
#32	holo-bomber	1
#204	hopping socks	1
#36	hot button candy	3
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#123	hot watered rum	5
#6	huge Crimbo cookie	55
#98	hushed puppy	4
#148	iced-out bling	3
#14	impure gasoline	209
#298	incense bath ball	3
#20	industrial frosting	1
#13	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	1
#104	intact anemone spike	20
#15	interesting clod of dirt	3
#55	intimidating coiffure	1
#138	intriguing puzzle box	3
#202	irradiated candy cane	17
#32	jalapeño slices	1
#967	jerky coins	3
#123	jet bennie marble	1
#177	jive turkey leg	8
#47	junk food	2
#20	kiwi beak	58
#345	kumquartz	18
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#89	lab-grown meat	20
#28	large tankard of ale	4
#50	lava cake	1
#126	law-abiding citizen cane	2
#10	lead collar	1
#6	lead umbrella	6
#492	left half of a heart necklace	1
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#139	licorice root	60
#76	limburger biker boots	6
#233	lime supersucker	1
#19	liquid SONAR	6
#154	liquid ice	1
#24	little red book	1
#57	lollipop stick	1,134
#143	longhaired hippy wig	4
#31	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	5
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#42	madius	10
#69	mafia filofax	6
#69	mafia middle finger ring	1
#47	mafia organizer badge	1
#60	mafia pinky ring	2
#50	mafia thumb ring	2
#31	magnum of fancy champagne	3
#68	makeshift cape	6
#11	makeshift sixgun	1
#31	makeshift skirt	5
#74	makeshift turban	2
#7	marshmallow	70,958
#10	marshmallow bomb	142
#214	marshmallow flambé	3
#932	mauve plastic oyster egg	4
#47	metallic foil cat ears	1
#16	metrognome	2
#227	mime army rations	1
#205	mime army wine	1
#15	mimeplasm	14
#41	mini-Mr. Accessory	1
#45	miniature boiler	7
#60	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	11
#148	minin' dynamite	4
#11	missing semicolon	1
#146	moist Crimbo spices	17
#13	mole molé	18
#453	molten brick	1
#152	monster bait	1
#11	moustache sock	18
#120	muffled muffuletta	4
#29	munchies pill	54
#22	murderbot component casing	12
#116	mushroom fermenting solution	62
#239	mysterious silver lapel pin	6
#706	nanite-infested candy cane	17
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#15	nasty-smelling moss	2
#103	nastygeist	15
#63	natto-infused sake	4
#401	necrotizing body spray	11
#208	nega-mushroom	6
#287	negative lump	16
#49	negotiatin' hammer	23
#75	neutron lollipop	13
#20	ninjammies	1
#14	noir fedora	1
#24	non-stick pugil stick	1
🥇	novelty monorail ticket	1
#41	novelty tattoo sleeves	1
#28	nuclear stockpile	2
#8	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	100
#988	obsidian dagger	17
#108	oily golden mushroom	4
#181	oily mushroom wine	2
#147	oldcake	3
#241	orange peel hat	2
#44	outlaw bandana	19
#1028	oyster basket	3
#142	paint bomb	4
#17	pair of candy glasses	5
#23	pair of government shades	35
#39	pair of pearidot earrings	3
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#17	paperclip sproinger	15
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#64	party beer bomb	4
#46	party platter for one	5
#127	pear supersucker	4
#191	pearidot	37
#44	pebblebräu	3
#1811	penguin focaccia bread	1
#19	peppermint crook	5
#250	peppermint tailings	45
#67	peppermint twist	3
#131	perl necklace	4
#30	pet anemone	1
#147	petit 4.1	5
#293	petit fortran	3
#37	philosopher's scone	164
#266	phish stick	5
#105	piece of after eight	8
#4	pine cone necklace	2
#120	pitted sheet metal	12
#530	plastic passion fruit	2
#74	pocket ace	5
#4	pocket lint (blue)	15
#10	pocket lint (green)	9
#13	pocket lint (orange)	6
#6	pocket lint (white)	12
#488	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
#391	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	2
#499	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
#42	polo trophy	1
#188	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	4
#180	poodle skirt	1
#63	popcorn	2
#13	portable Othello set	2
#90	portable steam unit	1
#84	portable table	13
#38	portable wall	1
#67	possessed tomato	10
#33	potato alarm clock	8
#43	pottery club	1
#51	pottery hat	1
#41	pottery shield	1
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#46	silent K	1
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#24	silent M	54
#69	silent N	1
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#69	silent S	1
#65	silent T	1
#64	silent U	1
#75	silent V	1
#123	silent W	1
#138	silent X	2
#67	silent Y	1
#121	silent Z	1
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🥇	silent nightlight	1
#17	silent pea shooter	91
#117	silver shotgun shell	4
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#81	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	1
#43	simple AI	1
#101	six-rainbow shield	1
#31	skeletal scabbard	1
#35	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	37
#89	sleeve deuce	74
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#288	slimy fermented bile bladder	25
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#58	small leather glove	21
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#82	smoldering bagel punch	8
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#131	soggy gingerbread chunk	22
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#22	solid state loom	2
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#61	stale Cheer-E-Os	20
#80	stale cheer wine	12
#99	standards and practices guide	7
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#176	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	3
#419	sucker scaffold	18
#15	sugar fairy	2
#85	sugar shard	115
#270	sugar-coated pine cone	10
#74	super-absorbent tarp	2
#28	super-size brogurt	3
#99	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	18
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#114	sweet mochi ball	17
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#54	sweetened reindeer fat	2
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#1963	teddy borg	1
#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
#450	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#142	throwing bone	8
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#66	tie-dyed fannypack	8
#41	time shuriken	1
#164	time's arrow	1
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#33	tiny cell phone	1
#10	tiny domino mask	1
#185	tiny fly glasses	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#226	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	2
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
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#2786	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#2170	tiny plastic Hellion	3
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3873	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
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#2794	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3858	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#2120	tiny plastic Spam Witch	3
#1746	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	4
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#2055	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#67	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3973	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#2161	tiny plastic beanbat	3
#133	tiny plastic blazing bat	28
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#2800	tiny plastic drunk goat	2
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2760	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#2203	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	3
#2183	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#37	tiny plastic food lab	1
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#2135	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
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#2112	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
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#1741	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	4
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#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#2171	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3935	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#2147	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
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#2165	tiny plastic zmobie	3
#3157	toast	1
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#27	toast with hot jelly	1
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#28	toast with sleaze jelly	1
#29	toast with spooky jelly	1
#32	toast with stench jelly	1
#265	toe jam	1
#37	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	35
#767	tortoise's blessing	1
#66	tourmalime	95
#46	tourmalime tourniquet	2
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#24	toy Crimbot power glove	2
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#88	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#269	traffic jam	1
#52	transparent nog	5
#13	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	56
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#294	trilobite fossil	16
#12	triple barreled barrel gun	10
#129	unfinished fruitcake	3
#41	universal biscuit	69
#154	unnatural gas	1
#240	unquiet spirits	1
#2767	unstable laser battery	2
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#35	vampire pellet	11
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#29	velcro broadsword	2
#12	velcro paddle ball	3
#46	vial of hamethyst juice	4
#51	vinyl shield	1
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#24	viral video	7
#2456	vitachoconutriment capsule	4
#217	wad of slimy rags	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#113	wand of pigification	7
#194	warbear gyrocopter	5
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#97	waterlogged wood	3
#11	weasel stomping pants	1
#51	weighted paperclip chain	2
#367	whisker pencil	13
#23	whiskey squeeze	2
#44	white Crimbo ball	398
#28	white arm towel	1
#125	white tulip	1
#637	wind-up meatcar	8
#72	witch's bread	1
#46	witch's brew	2
#51	wok lobster	3
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#53	worksite credentials	1
#8	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	75
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#134	yohohoyo	27
#126	yule gruel	5
#42	yule hatchet	16
#79	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#93	zombie hollandaise	14

Wow, that's 100,192 items total!

what items are this player missing?