Museum :: DeathofPasta

DeathofPasta

Rank	Item	Quantity
#79	"caramel" orange	30
#21	"meat" stick	355
#61	4-dimensional fez	3
#166	A. W. O. L. commendation	40
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#28	Adventurer bobblehead	6
#28	Aerheads	2
#32	Affirmation Cookie	23
#215	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#173	Alice's Army Coward	2
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#180	Alice's Army Halberder	3
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#167	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#261	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#176	Alice's Army Ninja	3
#184	Alice's Army Nurse	3
#204	Alice's Army Page	2
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#256	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#186	Alice's Army Wallman	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#191	BACON	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#123	BRAINS shorts	11
#345	BRICKO brick	54
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#46	BRICKO reactor	13
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#632	BURT	1
#76	Baja sopapilla	8
#156	Barney's rake	1
#511	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	23
#161	Bash-Ōs boxtop	7
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#32	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#267	Blood Light	15
#384	Bone's Farm "wine"	4
🥈	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	37
#45	Brandonian footlocker key	11
#97	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#109	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	2
#191	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	3
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2127	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#10	Calzone of Legend	5
#104	Carpathian longsword	5
#46	Centauri fish wine	1
#47	Cheer-Up soda	17
#60	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#7	Christmas ham	11
#36	Chroner	2,365
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#82	Crimbeau de toilette	3
#42	Crimbo Factory surprise box	51
#104	Crimbo candle	2
#17	Crimbo crystal shards	26
#328	Crimbo salad	4
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#99	Crimbonium fuel rod	28
#90	Crimbot battery	22
#311	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	6
#95	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	5
#162	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#66	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	9
#103	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	5
#93	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	5
#90	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	6
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#153	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	3
#114	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	4
#166	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	2
#319	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	6
#172	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#276	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	8
#207	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	6
#180	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	2
#135	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	3
#244	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	11
#117	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	4
#140	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	3
#280	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	3
#329	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	5
#274	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	3
#308	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	6
#151	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	3
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#9	Deep Dish of Legend	5
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#399	Drowsy Sword	47
#119	Dust bunny	12
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#4	Easter grasshopper	11
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#618	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#369	FDKOL commendation	909
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#40	Feliz Navidad	1
🥈	First Post shirt package	1
#130	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#42	Fuzzy Tentacle	2
#41	Gnomish sagngria	1
🥇	Golden HP-35 Calculator	1
#60	Good 'n' Quiet	1
#59	Green Velvet	1
#252	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	15
#7	Hell and How I Bent It	1
#20	How to Play Othello	45
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#52	Inner Strength	5
#23	Inner Wisdom	8
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#6	Irish eggnog	11
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#51	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	3
#87	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	924
#11	LIDAR candle	111
#90	Lars the Cyberian	4
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#95	Liam's mail	5
#39	Lollipop Drop	2
#473	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	57
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#113	Marquis de Poivre soda	203
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#28	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	10
#173	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	3
#150	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	16
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#984	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#576	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1008	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#95	Necbro wafers	5
#20	New Zealand iced tea	558
#33	Newark	2
#64	Newbiesport™ tent	154
#133	Nightstalker perfume	22
#90	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	2
#30	Othello's dagger	8
#47	Othello's handkerchief	4
#19	Othello's military jacket	12
#10	Pizza of Legend	5
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#13	Roman sadnals	21
#220	Rompedores de Fantasmas	2
#81	Sangria de Menthe	1
#35	Simepore slime	2
#6	Sister Accessory	2
#264	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#21	Source shades	1
#6	Source terminal PRAM chip	3
#183	Spooky Surprise Egg	99
#80	Spookyraven signet	17
#171	Strix stix	9
#90	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	2
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#11	TI-9000 calculator	244
#65	TRIO cup of beer	1
#93	Tales of Spelunking	1
#5	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	1
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#325	The Cooler Out of Space	7
#34	The Superconductor's CPU	3
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#169	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	4
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#67	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	7
#1416	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#1033	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#1380	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#1222	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#117	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	2
#305	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	5
#2347	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#26	Time Bandit Time Towel	2
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#37	Trainbot autoassembly module	9
#49	Trainbot circuitry	100
#39	Trainbot linkages	100
#43	Trainbot luggage hook	2
#38	Trainbot optics	100
#36	Trainbot plating	100
#71	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#38	Trainbot servomotors	100
#127	Trainbot slag	27
#42	Trainbot tubing	100
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#95	Typical Tavern swill	136
#54	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#786	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	4
#114	Unfortunato's foolscap	2
#35	VYKEA hex key	12
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#32	Yorick	1
#8	Z-Bone steak	302
#201	Zim Merman's guitar	4
#11	aerated diving helmet	72
#9	alien source code printout	53
#16	ancient hot dog wrapper	3
#26	ancient turtle shell helmet	2
#72	anger blaster	1
#65	angst burger	16
#5	anniversary gift box	11
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#34	automatic wine thief	1
#379	bacon bath ball	2
#78	ballpark hot daub	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#105	bananagate	60
#80	banjo kazoo mount	2
#59	bark rootbeer	7
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#40	barrelhead	1
#28	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	44
#78	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#199	belemnite fossil	26
#9	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	65
#701	bindlestocking	1
#29	bite-me-red lipstick	385
#45	black Crimbo ball	488
#38	black and white cracker	6
#28	black catseye marble	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#40	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	1
#151	blob of Alphredo™	3
#147	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	38
#8	blue canary nightlight	4
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#136	blue tulip	1
#61	bobble-hip hula elf doll	2
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#193	bottle of Blank-Out	82
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#62	bottle of Professor Beer	1
#642	bottle of bubbles	3
#441	bottle of goofballs	58
#42	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#25	bottoms of the barrel	2
#5	bowl of petunias	3
#6256	box of sunshine	3
#29	brass bung spigot	1
#31	bread pie	134
#97	breaded beer	5
#205	breakfast mess	1
#90	breakfast miracle	3
#23	brocolate brogurt	3
#232	broken carburetor	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#135	buñuelos Jaliscos	6
#51	bunch of square grapes	208
#21	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	2
#70	burnt snowpants	15
#464	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#106	calavera concertina	2
#735	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#7	candied beef and cabbage	11
#669	candied bolts	1
#425	candied nuts	4
#203	candy brain	20
#2971	candy cane	5
#42	candy carrot cake	1
#6	candy drive button	1
#55	candy harmonica	7
#5	candy rations	11
#253	candy stake	20
#30	cane-mail shirt	1
#5	canteen of jungle juice	11
#10	carrot-on-a-stick	1
#42	centurion helmet	2
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#79	chakra sludge	15
#38	chest barrel	1
#8	choco-Crimbot	891
#353	chocolate bath ball	2
#7	chocolate ostrich egg	11
#21	circle drum	1
#32	clear Russian	136
🥇	clovermint	11
#146	club necklace	31
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#56	collapsible baton	1
#40	communal gobstopper	10
#36	complex mushroom wine	2
#67	contract enforcement stick	24
#123	cookie cookie	5
#115	cool mushroom wine	2
#146	cranberry margarita (brackish)	4
#51	cranberry schnapps	7
#190	crappy brain	12
#80	cream of pointy mushroom soup	3
#15	creepy voodoo doll	124
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#70	crystalline cheer	1,994
#144	cube of billiard chalk	2
#69	cup of hickory chicory	4
#47	cuppa Activi tea	1
#43	cuppa Toast tea	1
#385	cursed bottle of black-label rum	2
#302	cursed piece of thirteen	2
#130	cursed scrunchie	10
#6	custom sixgun	11
#84	cylindrical mold	48
#22	daily dungeon malware	3
#20	dark chocolate egg	111
#65	das boot	2
#21	daub-breaker	18
#32	dead guy's memento	1
#121	death blossom	3
#184	decent brain	18
#973	delicious salad	18
#40	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#93	dew yoana lei	1
#271	diamond necklace	20
#209	digital key lime pie	4
#21	dirty bottlecap	2
#14	discarded button	4
#184	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	5
#190	disco horoscope (Aries)	4
#222	disco horoscope (Cancer)	3
#223	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	3
#161	disco horoscope (Libra)	7
#197	disco horoscope (Pisces)	4
#141	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	9
#197	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	4
#133	disco horoscope (Taurus)	9
#278	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
#405	donated candy	9
#444	donated food	4
#7	double-candied yams	11
#68	doubt cannon	1
#11	droll monocle	92
#102	drum of pomade	13
#110	dubious peppermint	2
#46	dull ninja crampons	22
#12	ear poison	827
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#43	eldritch elixir	3
#12	eldritch hammer	1
#162	eldritch ichor	1
#36	eldritch mushroom	4
#36	eldritch mushroom pizza	2
#57	eldritch rub	2
#42	eldritch scanner	1
#63	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#18	elf ploughshare	2
#20	elven tambourine	1
#790	ennui-flavored potato chips	12
#69	ert grey goo ring	13
#84	essential cameraderie	1
#19	even more tinsel	1
#51	exotic parrot egg	1
#222	extra-see-thru nightie	2
#93	extremely skinny jeans	10
🥉	faded green protest sign	12
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#42	fake cocktail	1
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#77	fancy beef jerky	2
#34	farfalle bow tie	1
#62	fear condenser	1
#525	festive sausage	4
#251	fiery wing	16
#37	fin-bit wax	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#141	fishelada	4
#76	flaming glowsticks	7
#186	flaming mushroom wine	2
#108	flan del mar	7
🥉	flask of embalming fluid	11
#95	flask of mining oil	55
#132	flask of tainted mining oil	68
#79	fleshy lump	11
#24	flickering pixel	6
#64	flour cookie	6
#299	flowing hippy skirt	2
#55	flytrap bezoar	1
#8	food drive button	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#636	fossilized torso	3
#112	fountain 'soda'	1
#47	frayed ninja rope	21
#49	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	9
#17	french-fry grabber	1
#107	frigid derringer	7
#620	frigid fudgepuck	2
#1786	fruitcake	6
#155	fruitfilm	3
#79	fudge cube	4
#141	fudge lily	48
#63	fudge pocket square	1
#904	fudgecule	162
#108	fudgecycle	2
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#26	future drug: Smartinex	88
#311	fuzzy busby	9
#2297	fuzzy dice	3
#139	fuzzy earmuffs	22
#163	fuzzy montera	18
#20	gelatinous meat mass	2
#6	ghost beer	141
#302	ghost protocol	1
#141	ghost trap	11
#303	ghostly body paint	13
#7	ghostly dagger	41
#185	giant discarded bottlecap	27
#216	giant discarded torn-up glove	21
#28	giant green gummi bear	24
#22	giant red gummi bear	47
#22	giant yellow gummi bear	37
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#27	ginger snaps	128
#947	gingerbread bugbear	23
#436	gingerbread robot	3
#32	gingerbread wine	8
#55	gladiator tunica	14
#104	glob of salty molasses	21
#724	gloomy black mushroom	4
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#32	glowing esca	7
#121	goblin water	3
#192	gold wedding ring	47
#14	golden gum	2,570
#35	golden gun	112
#24	golden tattoo gun	2
#135	good brain	327
#62	government	2
#28	government booze shipment	3
#33	government candy shipment	3
#39	government cheese	136
#29	government food shipment	4
#21	government-issued night-vision goggles	31
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#43	gravy skin	11
#243	green drunki-bear	1
#278	green peawee marble	1
#40	green rocket	138
#28	green-iced sweet roll	2
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#52	gummi fang	1
#48	half-digested rat	11
#19	hamlet sandwich	789
#97	hand-carved bokken	1
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
#183	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#683	handful of confetti	60
#149	handful of crafty noodles	3
#308	handful of honey	9
#26	hard cocoa	8
#41	hare brush	1
#106	haunted bindle	5
#11	hawk	328
#270	heart necklace	22
#250	heart of the volcano	29
#13	heavy crown	281
#15	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	1
#38	hemp candy necklace	10
#134	hep waders	1
#393	hideous egg	6
#384	holiday cheese log	5
#9	holiday smorgasbord	11
#7	holiday trip around the world	11
#31	holo-bomber	1
#204	hopping socks	1
#36	hot button candy	3
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#123	hot watered rum	5
#6	huge Crimbo cookie	55
#98	hushed puppy	4
#149	iced-out bling	3
#13	impure gasoline	211
#300	incense bath ball	3
#20	industrial frosting	1
#13	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	1
#104	intact anemone spike	20
#15	interesting clod of dirt	3
#54	intimidating coiffure	1
#138	intriguing puzzle box	3
#194	irradiated candy cane	18
#32	jalapeño slices	1
#968	jerky coins	3
#123	jet bennie marble	1
#176	jive turkey leg	8
#47	junk food	2
#20	kiwi beak	58
#345	kumquartz	18
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#91	lab-grown meat	20
#29	large tankard of ale	4
#51	lava cake	1
#126	law-abiding citizen cane	2
#10	lead collar	1
#6	lead umbrella	6
#491	left half of a heart necklace	1
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#139	licorice root	60
#76	limburger biker boots	6
#233	lime supersucker	1
#19	liquid SONAR	6
#155	liquid ice	1
#23	little red book	1
#56	lollipop stick	1,136
#144	longhaired hippy wig	4
#47	loose ninja carabiner	22
#31	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	5
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#42	madius	10
#69	mafia filofax	6
#68	mafia middle finger ring	1
#47	mafia organizer badge	1
#60	mafia pinky ring	2
#50	mafia thumb ring	2
#32	magnum of fancy champagne	3
#68	makeshift cape	6
#11	makeshift sixgun	1
#31	makeshift skirt	5
#74	makeshift turban	2
#6	marshmallow	80,958
#10	marshmallow bomb	142
#214	marshmallow flambé	3
#931	mauve plastic oyster egg	4
#6	mechanically-mulled cider	11
#47	metallic foil cat ears	1
#16	metrognome	2
#41	military orb	11
#228	mime army rations	1
#205	mime army wine	1
#15	mimeplasm	14
#41	mini-Mr. Accessory	1
#46	miniature boiler	7
#60	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	11
#150	minin' dynamite	4
#11	missing semicolon	1
#55	moai toai	11
#144	moist Crimbo spices	17
#13	mole molé	21
#452	molten brick	1
#152	monster bait	1
#11	moustache sock	18
#120	muffled muffuletta	4
#28	munchies pill	54
#22	murderbot component casing	12
#116	mushroom fermenting solution	62
#240	mysterious silver lapel pin	6
#658	nanite-infested candy cane	19
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#14	nasty-smelling moss	2
#99	nastygeist	16
#64	natto-infused sake	4
#401	necrotizing body spray	11
#208	nega-mushroom	6
#289	negative lump	16
#44	negotiatin' hammer	25
#77	neutron lollipop	13
#20	ninjammies	1
#13	noir fedora	1
#24	non-stick pugil stick	1
🥇	novelty monorail ticket	1
#41	novelty tattoo sleeves	1
#27	nuclear stockpile	2
#8	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	104
#987	obsidian dagger	17
#108	oily golden mushroom	4
#181	oily mushroom wine	2
#148	oldcake	3
#243	orange peel hat	2
#44	outlaw bandana	19
#1028	oyster basket	3
#142	paint bomb	4
#17	pair of candy glasses	5
#23	pair of government shades	35
#39	pair of pearidot earrings	3
#102	paperclip cape	1
#98	paperclip pants	1
#17	paperclip sproinger	15
#90	paperclip turban	1
#100	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#191	parasitic tentacles	1
#64	party beer bomb	4
#46	party platter for one	5
#127	pear supersucker	4
#191	pearidot	37
#45	pebblebräu	3
#1811	penguin focaccia bread	1
#20	peppermint crook	5
#79	peppermint pegleg	5
#251	peppermint tailings	45
#67	peppermint twist	3
#131	perl necklace	4
#30	pet anemone	1
#147	petit 4.1	5
#294	petit fortran	3
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#101	servo-assisted exo-pants	15
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#70	silent N	1
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#69	silent S	1
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#75	silent V	1
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#138	silent X	2
#67	silent Y	1
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#51	silent beret	1
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#117	silver shotgun shell	4
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#82	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	1
#43	simple AI	1
#100	six-rainbow shield	1
#32	skeletal scabbard	1
#33	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	39
#89	sleeve deuce	74
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#22	solid state loom	2
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#80	stale cheer wine	12
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#66	strawberyl	93
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
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#269	sugar-coated pine cone	10
#74	super-absorbent tarp	2
#28	super-size brogurt	3
#99	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	18
#11	superheated fudge	225
#114	sweet mochi ball	17
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#55	sweetened reindeer fat	2
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#384	targeting chip	1
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#14	tarnished luggage key	1
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#451	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#142	throwing bone	8
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#67	tie-dyed fannypack	8
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#595	tiny bottle of absinthe	10
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#10	tiny domino mask	1
#186	tiny fly glasses	1
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#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3941	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#226	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	2
#37	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
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#2171	tiny plastic Hellion	3
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#3075	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3961	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3873	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
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#2795	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3862	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3872	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
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#2122	tiny plastic Spam Witch	3
#1747	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	4
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
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#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#111	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3943	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3979	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#2164	tiny plastic beanbat	3
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#3926	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3955	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3179	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3913	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
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#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2761	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#2205	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	3
#2184	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#2818	tiny plastic fruit golem	2
#2136	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
#135	tiny plastic golden gundam	118
#2113	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
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#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#3996	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#2172	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
#3953	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3938	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
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#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
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#2167	tiny plastic zmobie	3
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#30	toast with spooky jelly	1
#34	toast with stench jelly	1
#267	toe jam	1
#33	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	38
#767	tortoise's blessing	1
#66	tourmalime	95
#46	tourmalime tourniquet	2
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#24	toy Crimbot power glove	2
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#90	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#270	traffic jam	1
#52	transparent nog	5
#35	traumatic holiday memory	11
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#294	trilobite fossil	16
#12	triple barreled barrel gun	10
#10	turchucken	11
#129	unfinished fruitcake	3
#42	universal biscuit	69
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#239	unquiet spirits	1
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#35	vampire pellet	11
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#29	velcro broadsword	2
#12	velcro paddle ball	3
#46	vial of hamethyst juice	4
#23	vinyl shield	2
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#24	viral video	7
#2456	vitachoconutriment capsule	4
#217	wad of slimy rags	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#112	wand of pigification	7
#194	warbear gyrocopter	5
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#96	waterlogged wood	3
#11	weasel stomping pants	1
#51	weighted paperclip chain	2
#367	whisker pencil	13
#23	whiskey squeeze	2
#44	white Crimbo ball	398
#27	white arm towel	1
#125	white tulip	1
#636	wind-up meatcar	8
#72	witch's bread	1
#46	witch's brew	2
#51	wok lobster	3
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#52	worksite credentials	1
#8	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	77
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#134	yohohoyo	27
#126	yule gruel	5
#42	yule hatchet	16
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#94	zombie hollandaise	14

Wow, that's 111,477 items total!

what items are this player missing?