Museum :: Irritant

Irritant

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#1428	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#117	5-hour acrimony	2
#1426	6-ball	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#239	A. W. O. L. commendation	26
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#97	Accordion of Jordion	1
#96	Aggressive Carrot	1
#151	Alewife™ Ale	10
#230	Alice's Army Coward	1
#247	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#261	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#1492	Angry Farmer candy	10
#318	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#189	BACON	1
#746	BGE merchandise order form	3
#188	BGE pocket calendar	4
#183	BGE shotglass	30
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#127	BOOterfinger	1
#522	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#118	Big Punk	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#472	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
#129	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#127	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#481	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#1265	CRIMBCO mug	5
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1423	CRIMBCO wine	3
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#572	Chroner	1
#441	Crimbo Credit	4
#160	Crimbo candle	1
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#233	Crimbo salad	5
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#360	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#169	Crimbot battery	6
#66	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	84
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#176	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	2
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#212	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#74	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	75
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#66	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	84
#82	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	19
#245	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#75	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	73
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#84	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	21
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#70	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	75
#59	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	30
#71	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	75
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#215	D roll	30
#199	DUFRESNE Suds	3
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1154	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#473	FDKOL commendation	303
#237	FDKOL hotcakes	16
#27	FDKOL tattoo	2
#84	Fantasma en la Máquina	61
#128	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#163	Friendliness Beverage	37
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
#226	Inner Strength	2
#32	Inner Truth	6
#239	Inner Wisdom	2
#488	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
#94	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	53
#21	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#140	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#70	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#118	Moonds	1
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#83	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#233	New Zealand iced tea	26
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#108	Osk'r Chow	1
#85	PEEZ dispenser	149
#236	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#97	Rad Lib	1
#151	Roman sadnals	1
#94	Rompedores de Fantasmas	45
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#790	Schrödinger's thermos	6
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#229	Shivering Chèvre	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#86	Source essence	1
#81	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	1
#69	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
#65	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	1
#138	Strix stix	15
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#89	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	204
#94	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	202
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#120	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	153
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#130	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#842	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	2
#167	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	2
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#69	Xiblaxian 5D printer	1
#49	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	1
#57	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#398	a little sump'm sump'm	5
#116	abominable blubber	10
🥉	abyssal battle plans	1
#260	accidental cider	5
#131	accord ion	1
#70	accordion file	1
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#343	acid-squirting flower	10
#89	actual tapas	5
#124	adder	10
#461	adder bladder	10
#252	agua de vida	5
#262	alien drugs	2
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#380	all-purpose cleaner	10
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#507	ammonite fossil	8
#71	amok pudding	10
#41	amok putter	10
#723	amulet of extreme plot significance	10
#379	ancient Magi-Wipes	10
#253	ancient frozen dinner	9
#357	ancient protein powder	10
#111	angst burger	2
#852	anniversary gift box	5
#450	anticheese	10
#47	antimatter wad	10
#168	antique beer	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#565	antique greaves	5
#412	antique hand mirror	5
#587	antique helmet	5
#267	antique packet of ketchup	5
#581	antique shield	5
#607	antique spear	5
#249	armgun	10
#281	around the world	6
#246	arrowgram	1
#678	arrrgyle socks	2
#181	artisanal limoncello	2
#18	ash soda	6
#489	asparagus knife	10
#45	asparagus lo mein	10
#643	asshat	1
#624	astral mushroom	10
#178	attorney's badge	1
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#123	autocalliope	1
#1350	awful poetry journal	10
#157	bätzle	10
#1848	baby killer bee	1
#132	backwoods screwdriver	10
#364	bag of bones	3
#141	bag of park garbage	1
#253	bananagate	28
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#109	banjo kazoo mount	1
#1235	bar skin	1
#318	bark rootbeer	3
#186	barskin tent	1
#942	bat guano	1
#615	bat wing	10
#1172	batgut	1
#1036	bath ball gift set	3
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#77	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#77	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#92	beaver punch (peach)	1
#254	beavermouth	1
#258	beer lens	10
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#533	belemnite fossil	7
#113	big slimy cyst	1
#180	bird rib	10
#152	birdbone corset	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#54	black brandy	1
#196	black gold	1
#158	black label	1
#385	black paisley oyster egg	13
#611	black pension check	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#330	black polka-dot oyster egg	16
#421	black snake skin	10
#833	black striped oyster egg	6
#370	blind-packed capsule toy	7
#365	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	3
#151	blob of Alphredo™	3
#3161	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#148	blue grass	6
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#594	blue plastic oyster egg	8
#334	blue polka-dot oyster egg	12
#277	blue striped oyster egg	15
#36	boiling seal blood	23
#243	bone chips	73
#645	bottle of Blank-Out	6
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#92	brand new key	1
#49	brass dorsal fin	1
#321	bread line	3
#186	brigand brittle	12
#172	brilliant oyster egg	2
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#141	brown paper bag mask	1
#137	brown paper pants	1
#177	bubble-wrap simulator	4
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#486	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#70	can of Drooling Monk	1
#177	candy cigarette	9
#130	carton of snake milk	1
#157	cartoon heart	1
#117	chakra malt	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#248	choco-Crimbot	2
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#84	clutch of dodecapede eggs	17
#47	cold seal sweat	33
#55	collapsible baton	1
#318	communal gobstopper	3
#139	contract enforcement stick	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#174	correction fluid	1
#269	corrupted data	62
#40	crystalline seal eye	1
#315	cylindrical mold	1
#139	day-old beer	1
#113	deep six-shooter	1
#94	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	15
#76	disco horoscope (Aries)	19
#92	disco horoscope (Cancer)	15
#131	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	10
#101	disco horoscope (Gemini)	13
#57	disco horoscope (Leo)	25
#109	disco horoscope (Libra)	13
#82	disco horoscope (Pisces)	16
#92	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	15
#91	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	15
#74	disco horoscope (Taurus)	19
#75	disco horoscope (Virgo)	18
#105	discocktail	67
#97	dog ointment	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#131	dolphin whistle	1
#114	dragonfish caviar	1
#241	droll monocle	1
#129	drop of water-37	102
#133	dubious peppermint	1
#468	dull fish scale	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#100	eel battery	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#513	fake plastic grass	3
#348	festive sausage	6
#258	fiery wing	14
#129	fitness wristband	1
#173	flask flops	1
#147	flask of mining oil	18
#196	flask of tainted mining oil	26
#73	flavorless gruel	22
#163	flytrap pellet	1
#90	foetid seal tear	61
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#213	fossilized baboon skull	3
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#300	fossilized limb	31
#404	fossilized serpent skull	1
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#479	fossilized spike	7
#166	fossilized spine	12
#308	fossilized torso	17
#253	fossilized wing	15
#197	fossilized wyrm skull	4
#121	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	4
#235	frigid fudgepuck	16
#252	fudge bunny	2
#45	fudge cube	8
#500	fudge lily	7
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#145	fudge spork	2
#181	future drug: Coolscaline	2
#150	future drug: Muscularactum	6
#195	future drug: Smartinex	1
#202	gamma nog	1
#57	generic healing potion	2
#69	giant giant moth dust	20
#106	giant pearl	1
#257	giant tube of black lipstick	1
#89	gladiator tunica	5
#115	glass of herbal tequila	18
#120	gleaming oyster egg	4
#161	glistening oyster egg	3
#287	glob of green slime	1
#77	glob of spoiled mayo	19
#87	glowing syringe	2
#58	gnawed-up dog bone	1
#116	gold tooth	4
#61	government	2
#261	government cheese	1
#183	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#277	green gummi ingot	123
#294	grilled mooseflank	1
#54	grouper fangirl	1
#90	groupie bra	1
#123	groupie lipstick	1
#98	groupie spangles	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#202	gummi salamander	1
#242	gummi snake	1
#112	hambrosier	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#335	hemp candy necklace	2
#89	hep waders	3
#627	hideous egg	1
#120	high-energy mining laser	12
#483	holiday cheese log	4
#160	holiday log	1
#174	hot watered rum	1
#196	hunk of granite	1
#19	ice skate decoy	1
#60	ice skate doll	1
#180	imitation crab crate	1
#307	imitation crab meat	1
#59	jam band	1
#148	jamfish jam	1
#120	jaunty feather	1
#125	java cookie	5
#120	jellyfish gel	1
#604	jerky coins	26
#41	jingle bell	1
#155	jive turkey leg	11
#249	kiwi beak	1
#167	kobold kibble	3
#293	kumquartz	22
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#1171	lavender plastic oyster egg	3
#939	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	3
#810	lavender striped oyster egg	3
#126	law-abiding citizen cane	2
#132	legitimate business on the beach	25
#313	licorice root	17
#100	live nautical mine	1
#835	lollipop stick	5
#64	long-forgotten necklace	1
#72	lustrous oyster egg	8
#79	lychee chuhai	1
#155	madius	1
#112	magnificent oyster egg	5
#78	mana curds	19
#1293	mauve paisley oyster egg	2
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1261	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	2
#587	mauve striped oyster egg	7
#629	megatofu	1
#73	mermaid's purse	1
#229	mime soul fragment	13
#188	minin' dynamite	1
#313	mixed wildflower greens	1
#131	moist sailor's cap	1
#210	molten brick	53
#115	mostly-broken sunglasses	1
#909	motivational poster	3
#3705	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#1042	nanite-infested eggnog	5
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#72	nastygeist	36
#374	negative lump	1
#211	neutron lollipop	1
#163	non-aged vinegar	9
#100	nugget of Crimbonium	51
#91	odor extractor	1
#133	off-white paisley oyster egg	15
#1371	off-white plastic oyster egg	3
#212	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	14
#630	off-white striped oyster egg	4
#39	oldcake	6
#725	orange and black Crimboween candy	2
#81	outlaw bandana	6
#1889	oyster basket	1
#1557	pack of KWE trading card	1
#883	pack of pogs	2
#187	pair of government shades	1
#140	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#177	paperclip	275
#99	paperclip pants	1
#78	paperclip sproinger	2
#1682	passable elf mask	1
#242	pearidot	28
#132	pearlescent oyster egg	5
#73	pencil stub	17
#138	peppermint tailings	205
#213	perl necklace	3
#117	petit fortran	5
#332	phish stick	3
#53	pie man was not meant to eat	73
#171	pigeon egg	1
#167	pirate cream pie	3
#84	plaid cowboy hat	4
#98	pocket ace	3
#389	pog #01 (spider)	2
#370	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	2
#295	pog #03 (warwelf)	3
#384	pog #04 (skleleton)	2
#392	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	2
#402	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	2
#391	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	2
#404	pog #08 (hellion)	2
#401	pog #09 (pirate)	2
#405	pog #10 (hobo)	2
#499	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
#23	pompadour'd puppy	1
#118	popular tart	1
#1023	portable photocopier	1
#79	portable table	15
#42	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
#43	pottery club	1
#63	pottery yo-yo	1
#289	powdered candy sushi set	5
#155	premium malt liquor	1
#224	primitive candy cane	2
#127	pristine fish scale	1
#134	protection stick	1
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#1422	puce plastic oyster egg	2
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#592	puce striped oyster egg	4
#157	pufferfish spine	1
#89	pulled indigo taffy	1
#513	quantum taco	15
#167	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
#146	radiation-resistant helmet	10
#140	radiator heater shield	1
#79	rattler rattle	22
#274	red gummi ingot	123
#414	red paisley oyster egg	8
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#677	red polka-dot oyster egg	5
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#182	returned Thinknerd package	1
#17	roller skate decoy	1
#52	roller skate doll	1
#191	rough fish scale	1
#136	ruby on canes	4
#189	runny fermented egg	2
#72	rusted-out shootin' iron	5
#112	rusty compass	1
#55	rusty porthole	1
#114	rusty rivet	1
#120	rusty speargun	1
#110	salt wages	47
#154	salt water taffy	1
#24	saltwaterbed	1
#447	sand dollar	1
#211	scintillating oyster egg	1
#168	scotch on the rocks	1
#226	sea blueberry	1
#220	sea broccoli	1
#208	sea cauliflower	1
#65	sea cowbell	1
#126	sea honeydew	1
#77	sea lasso	1
#82	sea leather	7
#125	sea lychee	1
#213	sea persimmon	1
#121	sea tangelo	1
#154	seaweed	1
#174	servo-assisted exo-pants	7
#105	sewer snake	1
#138	shot of mescal	12
#185	silent pea shooter	3
#99	single swig of vodka	1
#95	skate blade	1
#54	skate board	1
#86	skate skates	1
#160	skate skin	1
#93	sleeve deuce	67
#201	slime-soaked hypophysis	1
#916	slow jam collection	3
#232	slug of rum	1
#225	slug of shochu	1
#201	slug of vodka	1
#138	smart watch	1
#108	smoked potsherd	10
#272	smoking grass	309
#191	sneaky wrapping paper	2
#238	soggy seed packet	1
#34	solid state loom	1
#41	soul coin	1
#135	soul doorbell	2
#35	soul mask	1
🥈	soul monocle	1
#34	space bar	1
#195	space beast fur	4
#23	space heater	1
#39	space invader	1
#232	space junk	1
#26	space needle	1
#51	space port	3
#97	spangly unitard	1
#72	spirit bed	1
🥈	spirit bell	1
#37	spirit blanket	11
#74	spirit mattress	6
#74	spirit pillow	6
#80	spirit sheet	5
#295	spiritual candy cane	1
#184	spiritual eggnog	2
#61	spiritual fruitcake	4
#111	spiritual gingerbread	3
#65	spooky lasso	19
#170	spoonful of Linguine-Os	2
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#414	squirming egg sac	23
#130	steel drivin' hammer	1
#571	strange cube	1
#70	strange helix fossil	1
#354	strawberyl	19
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#1710	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#143	sucker scaffold	80
#110	super-absorbent tarp	1
#246	superheated fudge	17
#373	sweet mochi ball	9
#242	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#124	tangled mass of creepy pasta	4
#322	tasket	1
#180	thick walrus blubber	1
#142	throwing candy	5
#189	tiny bomb	1
#159	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	9
#115	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	10
#119	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	10
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#248	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	7
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#142	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	4
#145	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	9
#51	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	15
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#115	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	10
#122	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	10
#324	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	2
#143	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	4
#247	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	7
#72	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	13
#309	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	2
#125	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	4
#123	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	4
#156	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	9
#168	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	9
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#72	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	5
#185	tiny die-cast killing bird	3
#92	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	12
#313	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	6
#182	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	3
#155	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	9
#43	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	6
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#547	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	8
#607	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	4
#888	tiny plastic Beebee King	2
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#110	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	9
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#657	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	6
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#305	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	8
#3080	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	2
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#722	tiny plastic Father McGruber	5
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#490	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	9
#781	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#376	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	3
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#376	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	11
#261	tiny plastic Queen Bee	9
#492	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	2
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#764	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	5
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#685	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#476	tiny plastic angry space marine	9
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#495	tiny plastic batbugbear	9
#435	tiny plastic bee swarm	10
#309	tiny plastic beebee gunners	14
#532	tiny plastic beebee queue	8
#589	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	7
#308	tiny plastic blazing bat	14
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#450	tiny plastic bugaboo	10
#537	tiny plastic buzzerker	8
#443	tiny plastic cavebugbear	10
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#466	tiny plastic fire servant	5
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#359	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	12
#653	tiny plastic moneybee	6
#406	tiny plastic mumblebee	11
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#308	tiny plastic peacannon	8
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#188	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	12
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#684	tiny plastic the Free Man	3
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#265	tisket	1
#69	tonic djinn	20
#375	tourmalime	17
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#88	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#19	twist of lime	68
#172	twitching time capsule	1
#128	underwater slingshot	1
#482	unearthed potsherd	1
#156	unflavored wine cooler	1
#140	unholy water	1
#205	unquiet spirits	3
#114	unsanitized scalpel	1
#2123	unstable DNA	3
#95	unused walkie-talkie	10
#37	urchin roe	1
#106	used beer	1
#69	vampire chowder	22
#131	vampire pellet	1
#426	volcanic ash	6
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#106	warbear badge	1
#478	warbear battery	1
#111	warbear bearserker mead	4
#98	warbear bearserker potion	18
#161	warbear beeping telegram	8
#89	warbear blizzard mead	7
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#42	warbear drone codes	1
#228	warbear empathy chip	2
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#121	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#69	warbear feasting bread	11
#64	warbear feasting mead	12
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#71	warbear gyro	5
#90	warbear gyrocopter	10
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#169	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#40	warbear liquid lasers	5
#90	warbear liquid overcoat	23
#295	warbear metalworking primer	3
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#160	warbear officer requisition box	2
#238	warbear procedural hilarity drone	5
#64	warbear rejuvenation potion	2
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#16	warbear robo-camouflage unit	44
#222	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	6
#139	warbear soda machine assembler	4
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#100	warbear thermoregulator bread	4
#151	warbear wardance potion	10
#59	warbear warrior bread	7
#143	warbear whosit	1,465
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#51	weighted paperclip chain	2
#129	whiskey in a broken glass	16
#270	yellow gummi ingot	123
#544	yellow paisley oyster egg	5
#2817	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#194	yule gruel	1

Wow, that's 8,383 items total!

what items are this player missing?