| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #29 | Chester's muscle shirt | 2 |
| #14 | Cold Hots candy | 50,000 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #8 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #11 | Frosty's old silk hat | 6 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #8 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #10 | Hodgman's harmonica | 3 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #21 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 2 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #11 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #17 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 3 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #25 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 3 |
| #26 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 2 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 300 |
| #27 | The Cooler Out of Space | 79 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #8 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 2 |
| #15 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 2 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #25 | The Necbronomicon | 6 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #5 | Uncle Romulus | 270 |
| #25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 2 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #66 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #61 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1453 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| 🥇 | awful poetry journal | 1,194,963 |
| #509 | baggie of powdered sugar | 30 |
| 🥇 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 7,150 |
| #756 | box of sunshine | 390 |
| #22 | casino pass | 554 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #462 | decaying goldfish liver | 5 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #563 | gator skin | 2 |
| #17 | gift-a-pult | 16 |
| 🥈 | haiku katana | 26 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #454 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1271 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #68 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #552 | spiked femur | 3 |
| #78 | spooky and sour sauce | 1 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #4 | spooky hockey mask | 567 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #168 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #392 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #550 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1041 | spooky stick | 2 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #29 | squirming Slime larva | 2 |
| #530 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| 🥈 | strange cube | 750 |
| #1164 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 35 |
| #753 | stuffed Meat | 62 |
| #217 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 37 |
| #1114 | stuffed key | 37 |
| #439 | stuffed martini | 20 |
| #530 | stuffed mink | 89 |
| #612 | stuffed monocle | 78 |
| #541 | stuffed teddy butler | 87 |
| #514 | stuffed tin of caviar | 90 |
| #1090 | stuffed treasure chest | 40 |
| #21 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |