Museum :: Adam1WPI

Adam1WPI

Rank	Item	Quantity
#63	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	14
#231	A. W. O. L. commendation	27
#143	ASCII shirt	17
#273	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#229	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#223	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#230	Alice's Army Coward	1
#155	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#258	Alice's Army Guard	1
#247	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#211	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#226	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#224	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#261	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#160	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#254	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#257	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#258	Alice's Army Page	1
#266	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#172	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#250	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#256	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#256	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#627	Amulet of Yendor	28
#333	Ancient Saucehelm	7
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#79	Argarggagarg's fang	14
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#863	BGE merchandise order form	2
#95	BGE pocket calendar	7
#248	BGE shotglass	24
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#110	BRAINS shorts	12
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#376	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#2709	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#479	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#335	Bling of the New Wave	4
#443	Blood Light	5
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#472	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
#1169	Bonerdagon necklace	7
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#1166	Boss Bat bling	2
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#570	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#19	Brimstone Boxers	2
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#1056	Bulky Buddy Box	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#177	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	5
#106	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	5
#110	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	5
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	5
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	5
#145	CRIMBCO lanyard	4
#253	CRIMBCO mug	56
#1701	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#929	CRIMBCO wine	7
#363	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#24	Camp Scout backpack	2
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#53	Claw of the Infernal Seal	14
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#695	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#272	Corpse Island iced tea	20
#222	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	24
#405	Crimbo candied pecan	28
#386	Crimbo fudge	29
#422	Crimbo peppermint bark	25
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1681	Crimboween memo	4
#1551	Crimbuck	151
#50	Crown of Thrones	1
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#435	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	14
#661	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#101	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	3
#19	Divine	130
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#67	Eau de Guaneau	9
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#390	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#1467	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#958	FDKOL commendation	2
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#237	FDKOL hotcakes	16
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
🥇	French slippers	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#34	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#196	Go-Wassail	100
#23	Gordon Bennett	90
#172	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	6
#54	Greatest American Pants	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#10	Gygaxian Libram	1
#543	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	2
#270	Heimandatz's heart	6
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#8	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#206	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	4
#102	Instant Karma	112
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#356	Jack-in-the-box	17
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#482	Jocko Homo's head	4
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#194	Knob Goblin lunchbox	8
#216	Knob pasty	2
#49	Krakrox's Loincloth	14
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#262	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	5
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#254	Lederhosen of the Night	5
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#732	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	8
#1199	M-242	1
#14	Mae West	208
#781	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	9
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#179	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	11
#344	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	11
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#392	Misty Cape	1
#395	Misty Cloak	1
#17	Mon Tiki	153
#51	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#274	NPZR chemistry set	15
#25	Neuromancer	142
#178	Newman's Own Trousers	6
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#217	Nightstalker perfume	11
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#304	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#94	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	20
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#45	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#23	Rainbow's Gravity	6
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#208	Red Pill	2
#282	Red Rover BB gun	13
#253	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	7
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#53	SPF 451 lip balm	38
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1076	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#124	Scalp of Gorgolok	15
#225	Schrödinger's thermos	100
#369	Silver Bullet beer	5
#71	Small Medium	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#352	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	39
#403	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	31
#364	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	9
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#153	The Art of Slapfighting	8
#131	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	10
#299	The Cooler Out of Space	8
#443	The Joy of Wassailing	7
#358	The Mariachi's guitar case	5
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#15	The Necbromancer's Stein	2
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#152	The Necbronomicon	2
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#33	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
#1055	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#1406	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#1043	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#258	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	13
#390	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	2
#671	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	12
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#114	Tome of Clip Art	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#153	Typical Tavern swill	71
#123	Ultrasoldier Serum	10
#34	Unagnimated Gnome	1
#121	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	9
#135	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	100
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#16	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	2
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#84	Uncle Romulus	14
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#335	Volartta's bellbottoms	4
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#429	Wint-O-Fresh mint	28
#162	Wolfman Nardz	10
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#511	Yakisoba's hat	3
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#199	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	10
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#141	adorable seal larva	13
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#151	ammonite fossil	39
#1006	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#117	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	13
#44	antique bottle opener	15
#886	antique greaves	1
#896	antique helmet	1
#46	antique painting of a landscape	12
#51	antique pair of blue jeans	13
#219	antique record album	12
#905	antique shield	1
#46	antique souvenir drawing	13
#947	antique spear	1
🥈	archaeologing shovel	18
#769	aspirin	1
#904	astronaut pants	7
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#631	bag of airline peanuts	46
#502	bag of bones	1
#27	bag of lard	37
#536	baggie of powdered sugar	27
#430	balaclava	1
#2043	ball	1
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#29	banana supersucker	43
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#253	bananagate	28
#42	bananarama bangle	2
#18	baneful bandolier	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#603	bath ball gift set	8
#142	battered Crimbo Crate	101
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#135	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#603	bejeweled cufflinks	5
#123	belemnite fossil	46
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#112	bindlestocking	19
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#232	bite-me-red lipstick	83
#874	black candy heart	1
#56	black eyedrops	13
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#230	black plastic oyster egg	19
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#667	black shield	1
#1166	black striped oyster egg	4
#726	black sword	1
#778	black-and-blue light	6
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#249	blind-packed capsule toy	31
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1297	blood flower	2
#667	blue paisley oyster egg	6
#763	blue plasma ball	8
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#576	bone chips	16
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#434	borg sock monkey	4
#217	bottle of Blank-Out	64
#221	bottle of Mystic Shell	4
#163	bottle of antifreeze	6
#116	bottle of bubbles	100
#93	bottle of fire	220
#176	bottle of goofballs	116
#135	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#49	bottle of pirate juice	13
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#46	box of bear arms	1
#3979	box of sunshine	14
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#846	brick	39
#1007	brine	9
#297	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#592	buckyball	8
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#121	bunch of bananas	49
#9	bungle in the jungle	379
#52	burrowgrub hive	3
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#1021	can of Binarrrca	7
#1890	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#72	can of spinach	24
#180	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	43
#155	candied yams	52
#786	candy cane	46
#703	candy kneecapping stick	4
#461	candy knuckles	5
#3108	candy stake	2
#1013	canteen of wine	16
#802	cement sandals	1
#190	chainsaw chain	3
#56	chamoisole	1
#590	cheap elven gloves	7
#724	cheap studded belt	4
#529	cheap toaster	4
#140	chocolate cigar	13
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#345	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	5
#809	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#1565	chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#31	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	24
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#627	clown hammer	42
#905	club necklace	8
🥉	coal paperweight	6
#9	cold hi mein	608
#83	colorful plastic ball	1,000
#383	concentrated garbage juice	2
#84	corned-beef Reuben	49
#237	corpse on the beach	21
#552	corpsedriver	9
#190	corpsetini	26
#7	corroded breeches	1
#6	corrosive cowl	1
#458	corrupted data	18
#130	cranberry schnapps	4
#33	crotchety pants	2
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#69	cube of billiard chalk	6
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#163	cursed scrunchie	8
#417	cyborg doll	4
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#77	cyclops eyedrops	13
#665	cymbal syrup	1
#124	das boot	1
#33	deactivated nanobots	1
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#598	defective skull	33
#1795	delicious salad	1
#68	deluxe fax machine	4
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#34	depleted uranium seal figurine	14
#456	designer handbag	6
#8	dew yoana salacious lei	28
#15	diabolical crossbow	1
#792	diamond necklace	9
#1047	dill	19
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#573	disembodied brain	3
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#22	donkey flipbook	22
#79	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#170	double-ice cap	1
#184	drop of water-37	73
#110	drum of pomade	12
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#656	duck-on-a-string	3
#2324	duct tape	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#154	dusty Crimbo crate	51
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#3267	easter egg balloon	4
#570	eggnog	31
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#767	elven limbos gingerbread	15
#1188	elven cellocello	17
#485	elven moonshine	22
#685	elven socks	6
#1322	elven suicide capsule	14
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#870	empty blowgun	1
#15	enchanted fire extinguisher	2
#70	enchanted leopard-print barbell	20
#752	encoder ring	11
#28	epic wad	29
#796	evil teddy bear	14
#614	explosion-flavored chewing gum	44
#334	extra-greasy slider	6
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#107	extremely skinny jeans	9
#107	facsimile dictionary	81
#142	fake blood	8
#738	fake fake vomit	39
#588	fake hand	46
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#55	fancy canapés	7
#2521	fancy chocolate	1
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#975	fancy dress ball	10
#467	fancy opera glasses	8
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#2392	felt	1
#575	festive holiday hat	7
#686	festive sausage	2
#81	fiery wing	123
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#924	filthy lucre	33
#457	fire	12
#39	fire axe	1
#61	[2426]fire flower	17
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#489	fish-liver oil	5
#12	fishy fish lasagna	144
#237	flaming glowsticks	2
#29	flaming mushroom wine	15
#469	flashing novelty button	3
#729	flavored foot massage oil	5
#151	floaty gravel	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#103	floaty pebbles	4
#425	floaty sand	32
#15	fluid of fudge-finding	27
#710	foam dart	6
#497	foam noodle	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#121	foreign box	1
🥈	fossilized necklace	1
#149	freezerburned ice cube	2
#507	friendly cheez blob	5
#450	frigid fudgepuck	5
#519	frozen banquet	3
#1584	fruitcake	8
#85	fruity girl swill	3
#187	fudge bunny	3
#197	fudge cube	1
#729	fudge lily	2
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#144	fudge spork	2
#191	fudgecule	13,321
#110	fudgecycle	2
#64	fudgesicle	8
#196	funhouse mirror	4
#604	fuzzbump	1
#550	fuzzy dice	9
#610	fuzzy montera	1
#236	garish pinky ring	19
#69	gearbox necklace	10
#1206	ghost cucumber	18
#302	ghost protocol	1
#317	ghost trap	2
#148	ghostly body paint	35
#94	giant candy cane	5
#265	giant designer sunglasses	17
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#56	giant glass of brandy	8
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#78	gift-a-pult	5
#15	gimlet	144
#1857	gingerbread bugbear	7
#1323	gingerbread horror	5
#214	gingerbread house	3
#1884	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#55	ginormous pumpkin	7
#8	gloomy mushroom wine	121
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#5	gnat lasagna	168
#693	golden ring	40
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#900	gray bow tie	5
#1196	green beer	6
#540	green glowstick	3
#114	green gummi ingot	297
#6	grisly shield	1
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#29	grue egg omelette	100
#871	guitar pick	1
#16	gummi ammonite	15
#17	gummi belemnite	15
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#20	gummi trilobite	15
#24	guy made of bee pollen	99
#513	gyroscope	5
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🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
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🥉	snow belly	1
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🥉	snow pants	1
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#78	solid baconstone necklace	1
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#69	spooky cosmetics bag	30
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🥉	spooky hi mein	1,260
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#9	stinky hi mein	516
#19	stinky mushroom wine	19
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#63	teeny-tiny magic scroll	10
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#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#795	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1327	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1155	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
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#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
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#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
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#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
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#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1343	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
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#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1129	tiny plastic fire servant	1
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#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
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#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
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#4	tofu wonton	319
#83	tofurkey gravy	76
#113	tofurkey leg	61
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#551	toothsome rock	18
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#46	tourmalime tourniquet	2
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#892	toy train	2
#269	traffic jam	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#832	tree-eating kite	32
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#99	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	12
#135	trilobite fossil	41
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#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#93	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3
#1649	twitching claw	1
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#1378	unstable laser battery	38
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#1146	vampire duck-on-a-string	6
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#720	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	11
#443	vibrating cyborg knife	11
#8	villainous scythe	1
#944	vinegar	25
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#27	vodka stratocaster	74
#497	wad of cotton	5
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#474	water wings	1
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#254	wheel	14
#147	whisker pencil	63
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#91	willowy bonnet	1
#719	wind-up chattering teeth	40
#111	wind-up meatcar	100
#93	wings of fire	1
#390	witch hat	2
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#256	woven baling wire bracelets	4
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#164	wrench bracelet	22
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#636	x-ray specs	27
#180	yam candy	1
#20	yellow brick road	147
#114	yellow gummi ingot	298
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#742	yellow snowcone	43
#317	yellow striped oyster egg	8
#346	yo	28
#2364	yo-yo	1

Wow, that's 40,965 items total!

what items are this player missing?