| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #618 | BURT | 1 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #179 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #1375 | CRIMBCO scrip | 19 |
| #224 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #281 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #263 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #189 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #314 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #480 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #337 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 15 |
| #110 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #157 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #507 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #121 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #125 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #205 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #267 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #245 | arrowgram | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #151 | beach glass necklace | 3 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #179 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #114 | bubbling tempura batter | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #152 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #151 | can of sterno | 1 |
| #941 | candied yams | 9 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #529 | chorizo brownies | 2 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #233 | cold nuggets | 5 |
| #62 | cold powder | 25 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #174 | correction fluid | 1 |
| #262 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #267 | decent brain | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #589 | deodorant | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #58 | dollar sign | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #133 | dress pants | 1 |
| #123 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #111 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #216 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #37 | fin-bit wax | 1 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1277 | fudgecule | 10 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #122 | giant clay ashtray | 1 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #272 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #107 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #97 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 3 |
| #337 | good brain | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #387 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #729 | hemp string | 3 |
| #531 | herb brownies | 25 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #255 | hot nuggets | 5 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #105 | hot powder | 25 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #386 | magical mystery juice | 15 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #90 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #130 | monster pants | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #606 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #139 | orange leather lanyard | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #239 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #135 | peace-sign necklace | 3 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #165 | phat turquoise bracelet | 3 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #701 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #125 | pin-stripe slacks | 1 |
| #119 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #123 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #129 | rubber band gun | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #67 | sandpaper | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #109 | shock belt | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #209 | sleaze nuggets | 5 |
| #86 | sleaze powder | 25 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #171 | soggy used band-aid | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #241 | spooky nuggets | 5 |
| #94 | spooky powder | 25 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #240 | stench nuggets | 5 |
| #84 | stench powder | 25 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #121 | sticky gloves | 1 |
| #192 | stone wool | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #283 | sugar shard | 1 |
| #338 | sugar sheet | 1 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #199 | super salad | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #164 | time's arrow | 1 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #75 | trout fang | 3 |
| #404 | twinkly nuggets | 5 |
| #230 | twinkly powder | 25 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #190 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #660 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |