Museum :: Dannyb0y

Dannyb0y

Rank	Item	Quantity
#75	Überraschthexengebräu	4
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#13	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	285
#87	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	17
#124	1,970 carat gold	2
#151	1-ball	50
#6	1952 Mickey Mantle card	2,130
#152	2-ball	49
#130	3-ball	62
#106	4-ball	80
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#163	5-ball	45
#107	6-ball	74
#129	7-ball	68
#107	8-ball	417
#401	9-ball	2
#90	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	10
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#450	A. W. O. L. commendation	11
#70	ASCII shirt	40
#45	Alewife™ Ale	94
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#27	Amulet of Yendor	642
#97	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	15
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#121	Asleep in the Cemetery	10
#81	Atomic Comic	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#60	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	11
#42	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	14
#362	BGE merchandise order form	11
#188	BGE pocket calendar	4
#507	BGE shotglass	17
#141	BGE temporary tattoo	6
#100	BGE tiny plastic toy	9
#101	BRAINS shorts	13
#228	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
#68	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	7
#70	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	91
#435	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	5
#95	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	27
#164	Belt of Howling Anger	2
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#74	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	9
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#183	Bit O' Ectoplasm	13
🥇	Black Angus blackburger	22
#453	Bling of the New Wave	3
#15	Blizzards I Have Died In	18
#80	Blood 'n' Plenty	6
#109	Blood Light	36
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#71	Bone's Farm "wine"	20
#149	Bonerdagon necklace	60
#127	Boots of Twilight Whispers	3
#75	Boss Bat bling	40
#195	Boss Bat britches	66
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#554	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	9
#95	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	6
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1393	CRIMBCO mug	4
#1119	CRIMBCO scrip	40
#873	CRIMBCO wine	8
#2128	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#203	CRIMBCOLOAF	11
#54	Celsius 233	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#193	Cheer-Up soda	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#101	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#122	Cloak of Dire Shadows	3
#94	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	11
#966	Codpiece of the Goblin King	7
#78	Coily™	1
#20	Cold Hots candy	20,985
#26	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	95
#150	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#11	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	107
#24	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	102
#38	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	96
#324	Crimbo Credit	15
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#168	Crimbonium fuel rod	11
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#70	Crimbot battery	37
#38	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	148
#186	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	2
#161	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#118	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	4
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#191	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	2
#175	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	2
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	152
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#163	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#33	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	169
#39	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	50
#128	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	3
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#36	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	158
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#138	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	3
#36	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	56
#34	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	166
#36	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	60
#34	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	169
#195	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	2
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#511	Crimboween memo	20
#1573	Crimbuck	135
#77	Crown of the Goblin King	202
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#32	DUFRESNE Suds	241
#58	Daffy Taffy	1,035
#113	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	5
#780	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	7
#661	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#129	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	2
#341	Dolphin King's crown	13
#636	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	5
#125	Drowsy Sword	138
#225	Ecto-Cooler	5
#390	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#94	Ent cider	167
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#272	FDKOL hotcakes	11
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#14	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	11
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#265	Frosty's frosty mug	6
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
#34	Fudgie Roll	11
#226	Galapagosian Cuisses	5
#224	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	5
#197	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#23	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	119
#92	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#749	Go-Wassail	11
#45	Grateful Undead T-shirt	12
#127	Greaves of the Murk Lord	3
#227	Gummi-Gnauga	12
#98	Gummy Brains	5
#115	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	46
#1146	Heimandatz's heart	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#158	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
#39	Highest Bitter	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#44	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	2
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#28	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	3
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#10	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	4
#75	Hundred Headed IPA	2
#23	Imp Ale	12,957
#49	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	20
#490	Iron Beta of Industry	15
#81	Jack-O-Lantern beer	2
#37	Jack-in-the-box	85
#482	Jocko Homo's head	4
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#26	Kissin' Cousins	12
#81	Knob Goblin elite shirt	100
#17	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	156
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#669	LED block	1
#253	Lars the Cyberian	2
#165	Let Me Be!	8
#86	Lobos Mints	9
#160	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	139
#600	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	8
#593	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	12
#17	Maxing, Relaxing	23
#23	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	879
#11	Mer-kin breastplate	34
#28	Mer-kin digpick	9
#19	Mer-kin fastjuice	84
#39	Mer-kin foodbucket	81
#9	Mer-kin healscroll	323
#11	Mer-kin hidepaint	119
#19	Mer-kin hookspear	54
#24	Mer-kin killscroll	50
#55	Mer-kin pinkslip	4
#14	Mer-kin prayerbeads	58
#27	Mer-kin pressureglobe	18
#11	Mer-kin roundshield	30
#9	Mer-kin sneakmask	32
#23	Mer-kin takebag	35
#60	Mer-kin thingpouch	21
#131	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	19
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#838	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#750	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#984	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#578	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#917	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1008	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#951	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#117	Milk Studs	89
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#5	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	2
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#126	Misty Cape	17
#194	Misty Cloak	7
#152	Misty Robe	14
#81	Mr. Balloon	2
#96	Mr. Joe's bangles	14
#91	Mr. Mediocrebar	934
#23	My First Art of War	39
#65	Necbro wafers	11
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#102	Nightstalker perfume	29
#42	Northern pemmican	9
#54	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	47
#81	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	31
#67	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	36
#47	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	26
#35	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	35
#40	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	35
#467	Now and Earlier	5
🥇	Ol' Scratch's ash can	159
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#304	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	4
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#872	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#138	Order of the Silver Wossname	5
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#95	Othello's military jacket	1
#232	PEEZ dispenser	20
#34	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	11
#87	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	21
#815	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#32	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	98
#131	Professor What T-Shirt	5
#57	Racisto Ruidoso	8
#210	Ralph IX cognac	1
#79	Ram's Face Lager	1,073
#82	Rattlin' Chains	6
🥇	Red Dwarf	1,884
#25	Red Pill	14
#64	Red Rover BB gun	50
#253	Rock Pops	196
#28	S.A.V.E. flyer	23
#62	SPF 451 lip balm	34
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#306	Safari Jack's moustache	5
#12	Saison du Lune	20
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
🥈	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	12
#20	Senior Mints	21,141
#42	Sensual Massage for Creeps	14
#146	Shield of Icy Fate	2
#100	Silver Bullet beer	23
#67	Sinful Desires	12
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#151	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	5
#124	Sogg-Os	2
#56	Spooky Surprise Egg	287
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#643	Steal This Candy	1
#200	Sugar Cog	13
#21	Summer Nights	20
#77	Sweet Sword	5
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#20	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	963
#23	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	826
#19	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	959
#42	Tales from the Fireside	11
#254	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	12
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#197	The Art of Slapfighting	5
#108	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	11
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#55	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	101
#287	The Cooler Out of Space	9
#417	The Joy of Wassailing	8
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#433	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
#152	The Necbronomicon	2
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#48	Thriller Ice	2
#1567	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#507	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#101	Thwaitgold bee statuette	11
#415	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	3
#502	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#115	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	7
#1164	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	2
#647	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	7
#823	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	4
#921	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	5
#332	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#1301	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#666	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#812	Thwaitgold spider statuette	2
#1740	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	3
#1265	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#249	Tiki lighter	2
🥈	Trash, a Memoir	11
#27	Travels with Jerry	17
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#54	Twelve Night Energy	15
#51	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#100	Ultracolor™ shirt	3
#183	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	7
#441	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	25
#89	Victor's Spoils	1
#89	Wet Russian	3
#21	Wint-O-Fresh mint	20,911
#172	Workytime Tea	12
#21	X-37 gun	9
#320	Yakisoba's hat	5
#65	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	8
#254	Yellow Moon of Compassion	12
#44	Yummy Tummy bean	5,170
#121	Zim Merman's guitar	6
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#99	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	21
#230	abandoned candy	3
#65	alien drugs	52
#64	alien protein powder	3
#104	alien source code printout	3
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#126	alphabet gum	14
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#395	ammonite fossil	11
#36	ancient stone fist	59
#54	ancient stone head	20
#316	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	16
#189	anniversary balloon	8
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
🥇	artisanal homebrew gift package	151
#9	artisanal homebrew sampler	3
#47	asbestos apron	27
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#904	astronaut pants	7
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#38	augmented-reality shades	11
#32	baby cuddlefish	7
#127	baby killer bee	77
#517	bacon bath ball	1
#109	badass belt	219
#120	bag of W&Ws	112
#141	bag of bones	8
#72	balaclava baklava	86
#97	ball-in-a-cup	2
#28	banana	449
#69	banana supersucker	11
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#472	bananagate	11
#7	bananarama bangle	11
#18	baneful bandolier	2
#109	banjo kazoo mount	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#14	barskin cloak	17
#45	bat-ass leather jacket	7
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#603	bath ball gift set	8
#547	battered Crimbo Crate	18
#24	bazookafish bubble gum	247
#107	beaten-up Chucks	5
#212	bed of coals	4
#10	beefy fish meat	182
#34	beer bomb	1,570
#61	beer bong	94
🥇	beer cartilage	100,000
#65	beer helmet	161
#43	beer-a-pult	4
#81	beertini	32
#232	beholed bedsheet	4
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#392	belemnite fossil	11
#44	bewitching boots	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#122	bindlestocking	18
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#53	birdbone corset	7
#81	bit of clingfilm	37
#140	bite-me-red lipstick	139
#36	black & tan	226
#6	black brandy	11
#132	black lotus	1
#711	black paisley oyster egg	7
#382	black plastic oyster egg	13
#272	black striped oyster egg	18
#137	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#79	blank prescription sheet	2
#234	blind-packed capsule toy	37
#247	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	37
#249	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	27
#95	bloody beer	622
#759	blue glowstick	1
#40	blue grass	50
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#917	blue striped oyster egg	5
#136	blue tulip	1
#35	boilermaker	84
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#622	bone chips	13
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#53	bonerang	1
🥉	boning knife	11
#37	bottle of Blank-Out	422
#59	bottle of Bloodweiser	3
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#24	bottle of Greedy Dog	4
#60	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	203
#11	bottle of Old Pugilist	11
#50	bottle of Ooze-O	45
#15	bottle of Professor Beer	12
#23	bottle of Race Car Red	3
#13	bottle of Rapier Witbier	11
#359	bottle of bubbles	27
#319	bottle of goofballs	77
#134	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#130	bottle of sewage schnapps	63
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#93	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#80	bowl of fishysoisse	10
#110	box of Dweebs	112
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#92	brand new key	1
#14	brazen bracelet	2
#214	breaded beer	3
#151	breakfast mess	9
#31	bronze breastplate	63
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#42	bubble-wrap simulator	38
#77	bubbly potion	237
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#611	bunch of bananas	4
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#9	burrowgrub hive	15
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
🥈	can of Brütalbräu	914
#1101	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
🥈	can of Drooling Monk	922
🥈	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	898
#19	can of Swiller	410
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#40	can of the cheapest beer	5
#669	candied bolts	1
#385	candied kobold	8
#92	candied nuts	9
#134	candy cane	302
#46	candy cigarette	61
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#341	candy knuckles	6
#83	candy skeleton	13
#253	candy stake	20
#31	cane-mail shirt	1
#82	canteen of wine	221
#68	casino pass	75
#88	cement sandals	9
#30	chakra malt	22
#49	chakra-mental wine	11
#22	chamoisole	3
#74	cheap Chinese beer	3
#590	cheap elven gloves	7
#997	cheap toaster	2
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
🥈	cheerful Crimbo sweater	81
#83	choco-Crimbot	37
#502	chocolate bath ball	1
#166	chocolate cigar	11
#809	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#105	chrome crossbow string	2
#107	chrome sword hilt	2
#578	chunk of depleted Grimacite	17
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#7	clingfilm slippers	3
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#44	clockwork trench coat	2
#88	cloudy potion	236
#52	clownskin harness	12
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#248	cold hi mein	1
#19	collapsible baton	8
#14	cologne of contempt	123
#126	comfy coffin	8
#237	commemorative war stein	210
#71	communal gobstopper	7
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#7	concentrated garbage juice	43
#45	confusing LED clock	278
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#74	cookie cookie	6
#38	cornuthaum	265
#7	corroded breeches	1
#6	corrosive cowl	1
#39	cranberries	1,161
#209	cranberry schnapps	3
#20	cream stout	272
#113	crotchety pants	1
🥇	cubic zirconia	9,950
#129	cup of primitive beer	26
#281	cursed black pearl onion	5
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
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#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#569	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#269	tiny plastic fire servant	9
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#637	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	3
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#328	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	13
#292	tiny plastic moneybee	15
#446	tiny plastic mumblebee	10
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#308	tiny plastic peacannon	8
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#134	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	8
#696	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	3
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#864	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#265	tisket	1
#123	toast with jam	1
#265	toe jam	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#630	tooth	6
#75	toothbrush	29
#2083	toothsome rock	2
#462	tourmalime	11
#9	tourmalime tourniquet	11
#41	towel	169
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#1079	toy crazy train	6
#268	toy deathbot	4
#542	toy hoverpad	23
#1217	toy jet pack	4
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1116	toy mercenary	4
#611	toy ray gun	14
#902	toy space helmet	8
#269	traffic jam	1
#832	tree-eating kite	32
#257	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#386	trilobite fossil	11
#253	tropical paperweight	2
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#133	tube sock	4
#112	turtlemail hauberk	1
#16	tuxedo shirt	41
#25	twitching space egg	1
#18	underwater slingshot	99
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#54	unquiet spirits	42
#100	unrequired jacket	1
#1645	unstable DNA	12
#293	unstable laser battery	72
#563	untamable turtle	4
#118	urinal cake	104
#22	used beer	14
🥈	valuable coin	5,646
#54	vampire collar	48
#1409	vampire duck-on-a-string	4
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#322	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	31
#51	very large caltrop	1
#550	vibrating cyborg knife	10
#8	villainous scythe	1
#593	vitachoconutriment capsule	9
#68	vorpal blade	181
#900	wad of cotton	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#263	warbear accoutrements chunk	11
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#64	warbear badge	3
#478	warbear battery	1
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#204	warbear bearserker potion	3
#146	warbear beeping telegram	9
#169	warbear blizzard mead	1
#21	warbear breakfast machine assembler	17
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#79	warbear drone assembler	7
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#149	warbear empathy chip	4
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#118	warbear exo-arm	2
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#169	warbear feasting bread	2
#159	warbear feasting mead	2
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#10	warbear goggles	1
#164	warbear gyro	1
#227	warbear gyrocopter	4
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#238	warbear helm fragment	13
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#169	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
🥉	warbear laser bowtie	2
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#208	warbear liquid overcoat	5
#247	warbear metalworking primer	4
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#160	warbear officer requisition box	2
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#238	warbear procedural hilarity drone	5
#302	warbear requisition box	4
#264	warbear robo-camouflage unit	4
#282	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	4
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#59	warbear soda machine assembler	9
#127	warbear thermoregulator bread	2
#218	warbear trouser fragment	16
#227	warbear wardance potion	3
#103	warbear warrior bread	2
#12	warbear warscarf	1
#581	wheel	6
#34	whisker pencil	154
#52	white hat hacker T-shirt	28
#48	white snakeskin duster	3
#126	white tulip	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#282	wind-up meatcar	42
#94	witch hat	8
#61	wooden stakes	62
#699	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#82	wreath of laurels	7
#74	wrench bracelet	48
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#7	wumpus-hair sweater	3
#42	yak anorak	11
#23	yellow drunki-bear	78
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#747	yellow gummi ingot	12
#442	yellow paisley oyster egg	6
#1584	yellow plastic oyster egg	3
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
🥇	yield shield	1
#443	yo	21

Wow, that's 357,864 items total!

what items are this player missing?