#773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
#652 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
#280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#968 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
#271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
#220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
#256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
#256 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
#264 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
#1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
#267 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 6 |
#441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
#732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
#118 | BGE merchandise order form | 35 |
#675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
#2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
#222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
#563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
#49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
#36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
#39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
#224 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
#1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
#2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
#827 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
#459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
#249 | C.H.U.M. knife | 4 |
#32 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 4 |
#255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
#481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
#176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
#467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#156 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
#250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
#851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
#748 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
#792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
#534 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
#163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
#312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
#117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
#52 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
#174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
#185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
#81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
#51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
#45 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
#2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
#2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
#617 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 8 |
#1149 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
#1051 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
#778 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 10 |
#750 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
#650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#511 | Crimboween memo | 20 |
#4248 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
#535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
#714 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 8 |
#2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
#1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
#1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
#16 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 53 |
#950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
#60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
#145 | FDKOL commendation | 5,216 |
#64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
#16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
#195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
#214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
#120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
#63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
#787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
#1602 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
#1047 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
#1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
#23 | Hodgman's almanac | 2 |
#230 | Hodgman's blanket | 6 |
#43 | Hodgman's bow tie | 2 |
#8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
#26 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 2 |
#39 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 2 |
#44 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 2 |
#173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
#166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
#130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
#65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
#65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
#23 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 3 |
#99 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
#39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
#85 | Kissin' Cousins | 7 |
#995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
#520 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
#3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
#559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
#89 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 4 |
#597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
#54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
#40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
#100 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
#64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
#188 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
#188 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
#108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
#8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
#54 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
#82 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 86 |
#175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
#330 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 2 |
#211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
#962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
#660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
#1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
#973 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
#727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
#845 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 2 |
#431 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 12 |
#436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
#152 | Tales from the Fireside | 6 |
#670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
#402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
#40 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
#788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
#96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#612 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
#69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
#214 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 6 |
#274 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 2 |
#253 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 3 |
#242 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 4 |
🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
#158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
#234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
#35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
#8 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 2 |
#5 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 3 |
#59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
#1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
#66 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
#1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
#17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
#182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
#29 | Zombo's shield | 3 |
#105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
#85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
#51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
#918 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
#1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#769 | aspirin | 1 |
#2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
#3279 | badass belt | 13 |
#28 | banana-frosted king cake | 38 |
#506 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
#1060 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
#126 | bed of coals | 6 |
#448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
#467 | blind-packed capsule toy | 2 |
#2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
#76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
#140 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 10 |
#981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
#954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
#334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
#1730 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
#22 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 255 |
#142 | bow staff | 1 |
#183 | bowl of fishysoisse | 5 |
#72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
#297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
#335 | bucket of honey | 1 |
#1627 | buckyball | 1 |
#463 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
#1890 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
#2438 | candy cane | 8 |
#470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
#1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
#1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
#555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
#1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
#663 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
#311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
#131 | concentrated garbage juice | 6 |
#568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
#780 | crazy little Turkish delight | 3 |
#261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
#597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
#1825 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
#32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
#43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
#1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
#95 | deadly lampshade | 9 |
#52 | decaying goldfish liver | 148 |
#384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
#1153 | designer handbag | 1 |
#71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
#1168 | dollhive | 3 |
#656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
#1579 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
#3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
#62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
#1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
#1338 | elven cellocello | 15 |
#610 | elven suicide capsule | 27 |
#194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
#540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
#276 | extra-greasy slider | 8 |
#216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
#1638 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
#687 | festive sausage | 2 |
#439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
#191 | flamin' bindle | 4 |
#165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
#437 | floaty sand | 30 |
#578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
#459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
#212 | frigid air mattress | 4 |
#740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
#329 | frozen banquet | 6 |
#1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
#36 | gator skin | 193 |
#81 | gatorskin umbrella | 5 |
#112 | golden plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#222 | grass blade | 1 |
#193 | grass hat | 1 |
#188 | grass skirt | 1 |
#427 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
#4486 | handful of confetti | 2 |
🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
#626 | hideous egg | 1 |
#184 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
#5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
#524 | hobo nickel | 420 |
#108 | jar of squeeze | 8 |
#228 | jawbruiser | 10 |
#1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
#289 | lewd playing card | 9 |
#233 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
#237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
#241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
#242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
#222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
#218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
#563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
#171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
#145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
#109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
#1118 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
#3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
#33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
#364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
#233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
#28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
#865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
#804 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
#883 | pack of pogs | 2 |
#582 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
#797 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
#516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
#2716 | pet rock | 1 |
#281 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
#637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
#622 | poison pen | 3 |
#908 | portable photocopier | 2 |
#600 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
#1303 | rag doll | 1 |
#2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
#1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
#210 | set of jacks | 1 |
#36 | sewer nuggets | 804 |
#48 | sewer wad | 82 |
#1676 | shiny ring | 8 |
#891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
#100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
#511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
#1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
#615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
#493 | slow jam collection | 9 |
#208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
#2841 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
#207 | soy cordial | 3 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#304 | spooky bindle | 3 |
#1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
#594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#810 | squirming egg sac | 4 |
#132 | stained mattress | 7 |
#2243 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
#2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
#105 | stapler bear | 1 |
#238 | stinkin' bindle | 3 |
#450 | strange cube | 2 |
#939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
#600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#365 | string of blue beads | 31 |
#355 | string of green beads | 32 |
#419 | string of red beads | 27 |
#408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
#1209 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 6 |
#401 | superheated fudge | 8 |
#244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
#242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
#284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
#970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
#1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
#341 | terrible poem | 1 |
#248 | throwing wrench | 12 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#140 | time sword | 1 |
#144 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 8 |
#174 | tin star | 1 |
#384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#266 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#282 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#302 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
#264 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#313 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
#2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
#1887 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
#1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
#1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
#1444 | twitching claw | 2 |
#415 | unearthed potsherd | 3 |
#177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
#2306 | unstable DNA | 1 |
#2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
#2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
#51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
#371 | vibrating cyborg knife | 12 |
#2625 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
#26 | willowy bonnet | 2 |
#2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
#388 | witch hat | 2 |
#552 | worn tophat | 1 |
#327 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
#1452 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |