Museum :: murphs

murphs

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1428	2-ball	1
#1080	3-ball	2
#1114	4-ball	2
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#1116	7-ball	2
#1174	8-ball	9
#626	9-ball	1
#44	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	20
#104	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#101	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#88	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#45	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	3
#266	ASCII shirt	7
#154	Amulet of Yendor	153
#489	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#26	Apathargic Bandersnatch	2
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#863	BGE merchandise order form	2
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#2709	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#148	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	6
#80	Blizzards I Have Died In	7
#762	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	5
#83	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	157
#51	Bulky Buddy Box	54
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#132	C.H.U.M. knife	7
#141	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	6
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1223	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1189	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#11	Clan looking glass	1
#447	Cloaca grenade	36
#252	Cloaca-Cola	161
#86	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	39
#343	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	8
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#324	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	8
#164	Cloaca-Cola shield	14
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#325	Colander of Em-er'il	7
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#1851	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#910	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	4
#6	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	7
#228	Crimbo pie	11
#11	Crimbo wreath	28
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#900	Crimboween memo	12
#3211	Crimbuck	1
#17	Crown of the Goblin King	694
#373	Daffy Taffy	90
#35	Deactivated O. A. F.	17
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#419	Disco 'Fro Pick	7
#198	Doc's Miracle Cure	7
#22	Dolphin King's crown	180
#204	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	52
#19	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	260
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#232	Dyspepsi grenade	60
#596	Dyspepsi-Cola	100
#243	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	12
#136	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	16
#241	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	10
#76	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	47
#126	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	15
#333	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#153	El Sombrero De Lopez	13
#228	Elder Turtle Shell	9
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#31	Elvish sunglasses	2
#72	Ent cider	208
🥇	French slippers	1
#392	Gaia beads	4
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#12	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	4
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#36	Imp Ale	8,868
#165	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	5
#935	Jack-in-the-box	3
#91	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	138
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#53	Kissin' Cousins	9
#93	Knob Goblin elite shirt	94
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#133	Let Me Be!	9
#12	Libram of BRICKOs	4
#24	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	3
#29	Libram of Divine Favors	2
#5	Libram of Love Songs	7
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#102	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	113
#145	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	424
#229	Lucky Surprise Egg	32
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#44	March hat	1
#71	Maxing, Relaxing	9
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#82	Mer-kin breastplate	2
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#89	Miniborg stomper	6
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#141	Mob Penguin cellular phone	160
#81	Mr. Balloon	2
#372	Mr. Joe's bangles	3
#643	Mr. Mediocrebar	84
#116	Mylar balloon	2
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#741	Now and Earlier	1
#142	PADL Phone	108
#1598	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#144	Raggedy Hippy doll	2
#64	Rainbow's Gravity	3
#35	Ralph IX cognac	5
#394	Red Rover BB gun	8
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#142	Rock Pops	375
#29	S.A.V.E. flyer	22
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#171	Scalp of Gorgolok	12
#40	Schrödinger's thermos	1,080
#9	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	5
#1087	Senior Mints	2
#494	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#17	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	3
#20	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	4
#75	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	50
#234	Summer Nights	5
#42	Tales from the Fireside	11
#132	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	10
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#12	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	4
#224	Travels with Jerry	5
#70	Travoltan trousers	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#202	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	17
#36	Uncle Romulus	40
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#246	Valentine	130
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#66	Wolfman Nardz	26
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#197	Yummy Tummy bean	1,092
#281	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	7
#49	a cute angel	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#486	all-purpose cleaner	5
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#499	alphabet gum	2
#200	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	22
#53	angel-food cake	1
#409	anniversary balloon	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1454	anniversary gift box	3
#18	annoying pitchfork	159
#141	antique record album	20
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#327	asbestos apron	2
#175	asbestos sword hilt	1
#133	aspirin	6
#7	astral badger	4
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#259	baby killer bee	38
#108	babycakes	2
#209	baconstone	35
#118	baconstone bracelet	7
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#983	badass belt	55
#567	bag of Cheat-Os	9
#164	bag of airline peanuts	162
#753	bag of lard	1
#404	ball	15
#362	banana	13
#389	banana smoothie	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#374	barrrnacle	43
#91	bat-ass leather jacket	2
#55	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	19
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#315	battered Crimbo Crate	38
#104	bed of coals	7
#15	beertini	446
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#129	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#15	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	6
#164	black candy heart	84
#132	black lotus	1
#17	black paisley oyster egg	138
#52	black pixel	1,237
#42	black plastic oyster egg	72
#178	black polka-dot oyster egg	28
#137	black striped oyster egg	28
#159	black-and-blue light	386
#737	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	9
#440	blood flower	17
#25	blood-faced volleyball	201
#759	blue glowstick	1
#38	blue paisley oyster egg	72
#143	blue pixel	715
#170	blue plasma ball	381
#39	blue plastic oyster egg	150
#19	blue polka-dot oyster egg	124
#19	blue striped oyster egg	197
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#161	bottle of Blank-Out	101
#181	bottle of goofballs	114
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#26	bottled green pixie	2
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#466	box of sunshine	749
#97	breaded beer	5
#144	brick	243
#648	briefcase	2
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#248	bronze breastplate	6
#787	buckyball	5
#216	bunch of bananas	24
#227	burrowgrub hive	1
#12	calm attention-deficit demon	1
#100	can of Binarrrca	106
#737	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#318	can of Red Minotaur	13
#81	can of fake snow	4
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#224	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	36
#903	candied kobold	2
#341	candied yams	27
#368	candy cane	102
#12	candy cornucopia	4
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#173	candy stake	26
#89	canteen of wine	207
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#508	cement sandals	2
#269	cheap elven gloves	16
#291	cheap plastic bottle opener	21
#203	cheap studded belt	282
#112	cheap toaster	16
#391	chintzy accordion pin	1
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#72	chitinous pod	1
#304	chocolate filthy lucre	13
#90	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	23
#163	chrome crossbow string	1
#50	chrome sword hilt	5
#287	chunk of depleted Grimacite	38
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#6	class five ecto-larva	4
#11	clockwork key	100
#102	clown hammer	225
#797	club necklace	9
#691	cocoa egg	9
#106	colored-light "necklace"	3
#26	comfy blanket	1
#236	comfy coffin	5
#131	concentrated garbage juice	6
#35	congratulatory cake	3
🥉	control crystal	1
#14	cool mushroom	248
#360	corncob pipe	3
#1823	corpse on the beach	1
#217	corpsebite	1
#1819	corpsedriver	1
#1812	corpsetini	1
#14	cotton candy cocoon	4
#529	cranberries	32
#63	cranberry schnapps	6
#33	crotchety pants	2
#262	crystallized memory	1
#443	cup of infinite pencils	2
#919	cyborg doll	1
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#281	cymbal syrup	37
#456	daisy	4
#195	deadly lampshade	5
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#144	defective skull	166
#411	delicious salad	133
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#374	denim axe	1
#98	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	4
#1149	designer handbag	1
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#999	diamond necklace	7
#51	dill	450
#543	disco ball	52
#509	disco mask	54
#162	displaced fish	49
#385	distilled fortified wine	6
#236	doll house	24
#359	dollhive	26
#30	doppelshifter egg	1
#395	double daisy	1
#174	drywall axe	77
#114	duck-on-a-string	17
#109	duct tape shirt	1
#284	dusty Crimbo crate	37
#1280	dwarf bread	1
#19	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	129
#28	eXtreme meat crossbow	7
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#433	easter egg balloon	51
#120	eggnog	153
#168	elven limbos gingerbread	69
#653	elven cellocello	27
#206	elven moonshine	57
#468	elven socks	10
#747	elven suicide capsule	24
#77	elven whittling knife	2
#160	empty blowgun	15
#1479	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#28	enchanted toothpick	66
#137	encoder ring	140
#1145	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
#126	especially salty dog	4
#12	evil teddy bear	807
#145	exotic orchid	1
#249	exploding hacky-sack	5
#142	explosion-flavored chewing gum	178
#59	extra-fancy ring setting	5
#288	facsimile dictionary	36
#508	fake blood	2
#135	fake fake vomit	203
#119	fake hand	209
#750	fake plastic grass	2
#449	fancy bath salts	18
#14	fancy black tie	1
#87	fancy but probably evil chocolate	38
#377	fancy canapés	1
#143	fancy chocolate	17
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#885	fancy dress ball	11
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#318	fat stacks of cash	32
#258	felt	31
#387	festive holiday hat	11
#170	fez of etymology	2
#296	filth-encrusted futon	3
#119	filthy hippy poncho	5
#142	fire	41
#333	fish-liver oil	23
#79	flamin' bindle	7
#25	flaming glowsticks	18
#69	flaming mushroom	38
#469	flashing novelty button	3
#194	flavored foot massage oil	281
#22	floaty gravel	5
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#62	floaty pebbles	6
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#301	floaty sand	59
#14	floaty stone sphere	3
#20	floral print shirt	16
#162	foam dart	349
#444	frayed rope belt	2
#158	freezin' bindle	4
#151	frigid air mattress	5
#501	frigid mote	1
#115	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	5
#34	frozen mushroom	126
#722	fruitcake	30
#107	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	6
#38	fuzzy dice	39
#107	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	6
#453	garish pinky ring	9
#262	gauze garter	46
#646	ghost cucumber	70
#569	giant designer sunglasses	6
#647	giant discarded bottlecap	7
#162	giant discarded plastic fork	52
#586	giant discarded torn-up glove	7
#239	giant glass of brandy	2
#529	giant pinky ring	28
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#82	gilded lily	1
#486	gingerbread bugbear	49
#162	gingerbread horror	27
#608	gingerbread house	1
#134	gingerbread mutant bugbear	21
#44	gingham blouse	8
#31	gloomy black mushroom	278
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#88	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	2
#22	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	5
#52	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	4
#35	gnashing teeth	1
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#693	golden ring	40
#86	googly eye	149
#5	goth kid t-shirt	2,331
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#348	gray bow tie	20
#594	green balloon	2
#51	green beer	283
#104	green pixel	982
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#54	grouper fangirl	1
#469	grue egg	56
#368	grungy flannel shirt	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#12	halfberd	145
#174	hamethyst	41
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#133	hamethyst ring	2
#182	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#5202	handful of confetti	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#127	harem girl t-shirt	10
#640	heart necklace	11
#777	heart-shaped balloon	4
#325	helmet turtle	167
#188	herbal stuffing	37
#336	herringcello	35
#40	hibernating robot reindeer	1
#183	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#28	holiday log	19
#8	homeless hobo spirit	3
#45	hot pink lipstick	25
#9	hot wing	25,157
#48	hovering sombrero	10
#68	ice stein	6
#34	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	23,602
#5	ice-cold Willer	37,934
#14	ice-cold fotie	12,363
#25	ice-cold six-pack	1,435
#65	iceberglet	1
#33	iced-out bling	16
#1000	immense cyborg hand	5
#335	incredibly creepy marionette	10
🥉	infant sandworm	6
#691	invisible bag	1
#1600	ion grid	2
#153	iron pasta spoon	56
#195	irradiated candy cane	18
#1149	jar of swamp gas	3
#353	jawbruiser	7
#169	jazz soap	161
#31	jewel-eyed wizard hat	2
#213	jewelry-making pliers	2
#41	jingle bell	1
#8	jitterbug larva	1
#104	joybuzzer	218
#201	kamicorpse-ee	1
#304	killer rag doll	10
#116	kite	62
#186	kneecapping stick	96
#154	knuckle sandwich	150
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#26	lavender paisley oyster egg	90
#21	lavender plastic oyster egg	115
#45	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	31
#31	lavender striped oyster egg	65
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#566	length of string	20
#235	leprechaun hatchling	2
#730	lewd playing card	2
#84	licorice garrote	19
#19	limburger biker boots	30
#90	line	1,240
#102	linoleum crossbow	8
#53	linoleum crossbow string	4
#86	linoleum staff	8
#38	linoleum stick	5
#34	linoleum sword	19
#40	linoleum sword hilt	5
#22	live lobster	112
#98	live wire	7
#10	llama lama cria	5
#261	loaded serum blowgun	15
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#1725	logic synthesizer	1
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#146	lovecat tail	6
#375	lucky bottlecap	3
#1203	lucky rabbit's foot	4
#348	mad scientist's sock monkey	10
#248	mafia aria	100
#182	magical ice cube with a fly in it	150
#382	maple leaf	1
#530	mariachi G-string	3
#246	mariachi pants	91
#79	marionette	14
#575	marionette collective	1
#144	marshmallow flambé	4
#934	marzipan skull	5
#45	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
#29	mauve paisley oyster egg	56
#38	mauve plastic oyster egg	75
#38	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	58
#19	mauve striped oyster egg	140
#69	mini-zeppelin	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#45	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	20
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#27	miniscule temporal rip	1
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#357	monomolecular yo-yo	195
#155	mood ring	88
#1340	motivational poster	1
#690	mugcake	1
#103	mulled cider	19
#276	mummy costume	25
#20	mushroom fermenting solution	301
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#1677	nanite-infested candy cane	5
#1414	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#1963	nanite-infested fruitcake	3
#188	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	21
#35	naughty origami kit	2
#12	nervous tick egg	1
#219	night-vision goggles	7
#45	off-white paisley oyster egg	34
#21	off-white plastic oyster egg	131
#58	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	35
#46	off-white striped oyster egg	41
#154	oily golden mushroom	3
#129	oozenog	20
#510	orange and black Crimboween candy	6
#368	orange glowstick	6
#28	oriole-feather headdress	35
#357	oyster basket	11
#366	pack of KWE trading card	9
#48	packet of mayfly bait	2
#108	pail	106
#644	pair of bolt cutters	5
🥈	pair of ragged claws	250
#67	pair of twitching claws	1
#9	panicked kernel	4
#28	pants of the Slug Lord	89
#851	papaya	3
#71	papaya sling	28
#116	papaya slung	17
#443	papaya taco	2
#493	paperclip	80
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#78	paperclip sproinger	2
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#222	passable elf mask	14
#474	pasta spoon	47
#294	patent leather shoes	23
#519	peanut brittle shield	3
#230	penguin focaccia bread	41
#479	penguin thesaurus	15
#145	personal massager	240
#682	personalized birthday cake	2
#198	personalized coffee mug	380
#18	pet rock	311
#135	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	179
#131	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	190
#155	petrified time	3
#202	petrified wood	53
#396	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	2
#187	piece of wedding cake	46
#170	pile of candy	56
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#335	pirate shirt	5
#969	pixellated candy heart	9
#367	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#139	plastic passion fruit	14
#235	pocketwatch on a chain	10
#32	pointy mushroom	99
#622	poison pen	3
#255	polyalloy shield	10
#1614	pork elf goodies sack	1
#254	porquoise	28
#166	porquoise bracelet	2
#186	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
#148	porquoise necklace	2
#131	porquoise ring	2
#582	portable corkscrew	12
#359	possessed top	15
#812	potted cactus	1
#272	potted fern	2
#130	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
#180	prehistoric spear	20
#2036	pretty flower	1
#187	psycho sweater	2
#38	puce paisley oyster egg	39
#21	puce plastic oyster egg	121
#19	puce polka-dot oyster egg	111
#86	puce striped oyster egg	20
#92	pulsing flesh	26
#293	pumpkinhead mask	25
#216	purple corpsel	1
#239	purple snowcone	100
#9	pygmy bugbear shaman	2
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#43	red striped oyster egg	39
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#6	rhinestone cowboy shirt	361
#303	rigid carapace	12
#19	ring of adornment	90
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#19	ring of cold resistance	75
#17	ring of conflict	65
#17	ring of fire resistance	75
#21	ring of gain strength	80
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#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#332	robotronic egg	76
#215	[2108]rock	19
#20	rock lobster	1
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#628	rogue swarmer	67
#41	roll of Hob-Os	97
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#1292	rubber WWJD? bracelet	6
#1523	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	5
#591	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	12
#42	rubber axe	21
#152	rubber emo roe	184
#88	salty slug	24
#2414	sandwich of the gods	1
#37	sane hatrack	2
#307	saucepan	171
#550	sawblade fragment	66
#107	scroll of pasta summoning	153
#102	seal tooth	350
#389	seal-clubbing club	89
#412	seal-skull helmet	24
#104	sequined fez	1
#28	shark jumper	7
#64	shingle	181
#369	shiny ring	69
#14	shot of flower schnapps	350
#891	silver shrimp fork	1
#83	single-serving herbal stuffing	4
#62	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	17
#73	sleeping snowy owl	66
#129	slime-soaked brain	2
#90	slime-soaked hypophysis	3
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#6	small leather glove	498
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#146	sock monkey	17
#2841	solid gold bowling ball	1
#485	solid gold pegleg	4
#48	souvenir ski t-shirt	13
#137	soy cordial	4
#622	spade necklace	11
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#3788	spectre scepter	1
#199	spooky bark	90
#9	spooky bicycle chain	278
#159	spooky bindle	6
#32	spooky cosmetics bag	74
#133	spooky eggnog	28
#76	spooky eyeliner	34
#64	spooky felt	135
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#33	spooky length of string	317
#86	spooky lipstick	32
#215	spooky mushroom	306
#23	spooky rattling cigar box	3
#156	spooky sap	70
#123	spooky stuffing	57
#22	spooky wooden block	280
#13	squamous polyp	3
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#64	stained mattress	11
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#6	star chart	5,199
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#96	sterno-flavored Hob-O	6
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#207	stick-on eyebrow piercing	280
#206	stick-on-a-string	20
#238	stinkin' bindle	3
#9	stinky cheese ball	3
#37	stinky mushroom	74
#448	stolen accordion	87
#52	stone of eXtreme power	221
#56	strange cube	30
#584	strange shiny disc	5
#181	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	1
#330	string of Crimbo lights	2
#2020	string of blue beads	2
#2260	string of green beads	1
#2246	string of red beads	1
#1192	stringy sinew	6
#1212	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	33
#1564	stuffed Cheshire bitten	32
#176	stuffed Hodgman	2
#1460	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	35
#1071	stuffed Meat	41
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#677	stuffed alien blob	10
#1404	stuffed angry cow	36
#1198	stuffed astral badger	43
#890	stuffed baby gravy fairy	56
#118	stuffed can of asparagus	226
#1287	stuffed cocoabo	38
#905	stuffed dodecapede	2
#725	stuffed doppelshifter	16
#898	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	55
#1680	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	31
#951	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#2981	stuffed gray blob	1
#1448	stuffed hand turkey	36
#799	stuffed key	66
#1461	stuffed martini	3
#1478	stuffed mind flayer	35
#1196	stuffed mink	35
#1016	stuffed monocle	45
#16	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	10
#1451	stuffed scary death orb	36
#1661	stuffed shoulder parrot	11
#1666	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	31
#1521	stuffed snowy owl	33
#1108	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	46
#2370	stuffed spooky mushroom	2
#246	stuffed stab bat	1
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#1213	stuffed teddy butler	34
#1091	stuffed tin of caviar	41
#832	stuffed treasure chest	62
#1251	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	41
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#776	stuffed zmobie	1
#1401	stuffing	5
#571	sturdy Crimbo crate	24
#457	sugar-coated pine cone	3
#129	support cummerbund	75
#59	suspicious stocking	1
#38	sweet nutcracker	1
#155	tasket	3
#6	teddy bear	813
#27	teddy borg	243
#16	teeny-tiny ninja stars	69
#859	theoretical string	10
#360	thermos of brew	1
#148	thought balloon	1
#146	three-tiered wedding cake	5
#296	throbbing rage gland	1
#530	throwing wrench	8
🥇	time sleigh	1
#23	tiny ninja sword	77
#366	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	2
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1388	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	13
#329	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	2
#651	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	15
#564	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	17
#155	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	15
#290	tiny plastic Crimbomination	2
#836	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#344	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	2
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#151	tiny plastic Scream Queen	7
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#16	tiny plastic Susie	2
#168	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	15
#698	tiny plastic accordion thief	7
#49	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	15
#1047	tiny plastic angry goat	17
#1304	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	14
#2513	tiny plastic barrrnacle	7
#1276	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	4
#1812	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	10
#540	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#1382	tiny plastic cocoabo	13
#1270	tiny plastic coffee pixie	14
#1362	tiny plastic disco bandit	4
#354	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	3
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1405	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	13
#1670	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	11
#1315	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	14
#35	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	22
#1841	tiny plastic grue	10
#844	tiny plastic hermit	6
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1649	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	11
#1184	tiny plastic killer bee	15
#1509	tiny plastic leprechaun	12
#2239	tiny plastic levitating potato	8
#836	tiny plastic mosquito	21
#263	tiny plastic mutant elf	4
#830	tiny plastic pastamancer	6
#2250	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	8
#1327	tiny plastic sauceror	4
#697	tiny plastic seal clubber	7
#111	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	9
#1210	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	15
#2014	tiny plastic stab bat	9
#811	tiny plastic star starfish	21
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#617	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	15
#1829	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#175	tisket	2
#619	toast	1,341
#292	tofurkey gravy	29
#272	tofurkey leg	30
#84	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	13
#630	tooth	6
#83	toothsome rock	101
#276	top	16
#1357	towel	3
#44	toy crazy train	163
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1400	toy jet pack	3
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#669	toy mercenary	10
#611	toy ray gun	14
#90	toy soldier	16
#676	toy space helmet	11
#97	toy train	16
#14	tree skirt	10
#92	tree-eating kite	340
#175	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#388	tropical wrapping paper	3
#392	tulip	1
#471	turtle totem	78
#93	twitching claw	33
#181	unstable DNA	280
#464	unstable laser battery	64
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#37	urchin roe	1
#342	urinal cake	7
#1479	valuable trinket	20
#266	vampire collar	7
#109	vampire duck-on-a-string	109
#1487	vibrating cyborg knife	5
#365	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	20
#329	vitachoconutriment capsule	18
#64	warm mushroom	28
#153	wheel	22
#538	white balloon	3
#298	white hat hacker T-shirt	4
#56	white pixel	1,613
#9	white sword	1,993
#14	wholeberd	13
#120	whoopie cushion	203
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#117	wind-up chattering teeth	208
#1131	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#615	witch hat	1
#338	witty rapier	7
#7	wizard action figure	4
#302	wolfman mask	23
#71	wooden axe	18
#473	wooden block	6
#595	wool hat	1
#160	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#148	x-ray specs	147
#18	yellow paisley oyster egg	134
#18	yellow plastic oyster egg	237
#47	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	34
#145	yellow snowcone	191
#40	yellow striped oyster egg	41
#212	yo	42
#199	yo-yo	150
#421	yohohoyo	3
#12	yuletide troll chrysalis	4
#215	zombie pineal gland	20

Wow, that's 165,407 items total!

what items are this player missing?