| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #126 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #295 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #118 | Big Punk | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #103 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #190 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #119 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #3007 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #132 | Dust bunny | 10 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #144 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #73 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #325 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #62 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #133 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #244 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #323 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 32 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #13 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #239 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| 🥉 | Meleegra™ pills | 25,000 |
| #189 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #118 | Moonds | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #29 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 16 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #233 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #6 | Royal scepter | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #32 | Star Spawn | 10 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #56 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #81 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #231 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #73 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #226 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #787 | bone chips | 6 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #162 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #273 | bread man | 1 |
| #160 | bread pie | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #287 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #73 | candied lime | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #294 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #196 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #190 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #195 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #140 | corned beet | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #29 | corrupted stardust | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #494 | crystalline cheer | 5 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #129 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #117 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| 🥇 | delicious star salad | 666 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #21 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 11 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #41 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #214 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #12 | earthenware muffin tin | 1 |
| #360 | easter egg balloon | 58 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #260 | eggwater | 1 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #128 | electric pants | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #12 | electronic Brain Trainer game | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #181 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #269 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #13 | flyest of shirts | 11 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| #296 | freightcake | 1 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #117 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #89 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #163 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #301 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #302 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #194 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #29 | groggipop | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #30 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| 🥇 | hardening cream | 6,969 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #180 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #181 | hunk of granite | 2 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #157 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
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| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
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| #171 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
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| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
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| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
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| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
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| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
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| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
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| #196 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
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| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
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| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
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| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
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| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
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| #43 | tempura green and red bean | 1 |
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| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
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| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
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| #143 | third ear | 1 |
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| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
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| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
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| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
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| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
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| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
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| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
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| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
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| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
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| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
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| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
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| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
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| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
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| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
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| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
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| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
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| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
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| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
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| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
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| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
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| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
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| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
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| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
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| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
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| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
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| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
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| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
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| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
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| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
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| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
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| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
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| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
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| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tomato soup poster | 4,500 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #266 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #177 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #104 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #37 | whalegun | 1 |
| #110 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |
| #195 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |