#967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
#196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
#2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
#534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
#389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
#1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
#530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
#610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
#672 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 18 |
#435 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 5 |
#269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
#243 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 16 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#1080 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
#160 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 5 |
#926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
#528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
#1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
#36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
#33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
#35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
#32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
#32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
#214 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,855 |
#1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
#1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
#785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
#117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
#179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
#52 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
#184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
#81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
#89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
#523 | Chroner | 4 |
#966 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
#695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
#530 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
#228 | Corpse Island iced tea | 23 |
#732 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#16 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 5 |
#21 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 5 |
#12 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 7 |
#2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
#675 | Crown of the Goblin King | 37 |
#113 | D roll | 118 |
#245 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 24 |
#707 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
#477 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
#222 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 8 |
#533 | Drowsy Sword | 35 |
#2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
#81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
#958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
#1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
#13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
#82 | Friendliness Beverage | 127 |
#211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
#16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
#195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
#215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
#120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
#784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
#1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
#333 | Gnollish toolbox | 11 |
#229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
#723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
#206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
#1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
#1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
#238 | Hippy Army MPE | 28 |
🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
#87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
#21 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 2 |
#355 | Instant Karma | 20 |
#1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
#475 | Jack-in-the-box | 12 |
🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
#515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
#628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#772 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 35 |
#257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
#1062 | Mad Train wine | 22 |
#849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
#1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
#173 | Misty Cape | 10 |
#392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
#320 | Misty Robe | 2 |
#41 | NPZR chemistry set | 186 |
#109 | New Zealand iced tea | 125 |
#726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
#380 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 17 |
#215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
#127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
#64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
#26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
#187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
#865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
#8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
#553 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 13 |
#106 | Polka Pop | 9 |
#372 | Red Rover BB gun | 9 |
#545 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
#47 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 2 |
#709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
#493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
#613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
#565 | Snow Queen Crown | 2 |
#1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
#436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
#154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
#170 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 91 |
#158 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 108 |
#191 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 84 |
#279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
#401 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 8 |
#68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
#397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
#456 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 5 |
#417 | The Joy of Wassailing | 8 |
#72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
#96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
#181 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
#776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
#1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
#623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
#374 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 8 |
🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
#222 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
#206 | Typical Tavern swill | 37 |
#274 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 2 |
#72 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 12 |
#787 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 4 |
#29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
#59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
#203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
#716 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 17 |
#776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
#509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
#622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
#197 | Zim Merman's guitar | 4 |
#17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
#182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
#188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
#105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
#85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
#51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#151 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 56 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
#78 | antique machete | 12 |
#245 | arrowgram | 1 |
#764 | baby killer bee | 11 |
#167 | baconstone | 42 |
#2036 | badass belt | 26 |
#363 | bag of bones | 3 |
#503 | bar skin | 16 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#521 | barrrnacle | 29 |
#1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
#170 | beaten-up Chucks | 3 |
#680 | bejeweled cufflinks | 4 |
#201 | bilge wine | 117 |
#873 | black candy heart | 1 |
#70 | black gold | 13 |
#193 | black pension check | 38 |
#129 | black picnic basket | 17 |
#510 | black snake skin | 7 |
#1650 | blood flower | 1 |
#314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
#944 | bone chips | 1 |
#770 | bottle of Blank-Out | 3 |
#462 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 2 |
#409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
#1387 | bottle of goofballs | 17 |
#771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
#45 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 75 |
#519 | box of sunshine | 644 |
#519 | boxed wine | 29 |
#1785 | brick | 7 |
#172 | briefcase | 65 |
#89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
#110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
#54 | bubblin' crude | 649 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
#226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
#864 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 10 |
#145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
#19 | candied bolts | 37 |
#16 | candied nuts | 41 |
#155 | candied yams | 52 |
#468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
#3110 | candy stake | 2 |
#128 | cartoon heart | 9 |
#517 | casino pass | 4 |
#313 | cheap cigar butt | 4 |
#938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
#660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#307 | clown skin | 21 |
#149 | coconut shell | 574 |
#224 | commemorative war stein | 229 |
#91 | concentrated garbage juice | 8 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#41 | cookie cookie | 10 |
#337 | corpse on the beach | 15 |
#353 | corpsedriver | 14 |
#272 | corpsetini | 19 |
#123 | correction fluid | 8 |
#7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
#6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
#112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
#410 | cruelty-free wine | 3 |
#427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
#197 | demon skin | 80 |
#617 | designer handbag | 4 |
#578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
#306 | divine champagne popper | 10 |
#42 | dollar-sign bag | 177 |
#94 | droll monocle | 14 |
#186 | dry noodles | 936 |
#354 | drywall axe | 37 |
#129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
#93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
#232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
#161 | duct tape wallet | 10 |
#416 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 30 |
#467 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 26 |
#310 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 57 |
#421 | dusty bottle of Port | 34 |
#419 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 28 |
#769 | easter egg balloon | 32 |
#529 | facsimile dictionary | 19 |
#722 | fancy opera glasses | 3 |
#567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
#242 | fat stacks of cash | 51 |
#175 | fat wallet | 2 |
#1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
#186 | flaming mushroom wine | 2 |
#1302 | furry fur | 3 |
#497 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
#325 | fuzzy earmuffs | 6 |
#208 | fuzzy montera | 13 |
#426 | garish pinky ring | 10 |
#127 | gator skin | 73 |
#493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
#445 | giant designer sunglasses | 9 |
#927 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
#475 | giant discarded plastic fork | 21 |
#285 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 16 |
#124 | giant penguin keychain | 6 |
#737 | giant pinky ring | 19 |
#427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
#28 | gingerbread robot | 19 |
#19 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 72 |
#352 | gold wedding ring | 16 |
#222 | grass blade | 1 |
#193 | grass hat | 1 |
#188 | grass skirt | 1 |
#1065 | grue egg | 25 |
#735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
#324 | guy made of bee pollen | 9 |
#91 | hamethyst | 69 |
#1049 | handful of confetti | 39 |
#76 | handful of tips | 16 |
#134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
#78 | hardened slime hat | 2 |
#143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
#1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#1073 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
#1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
#27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
#187 | huge gold coin | 19 |
#923 | ice-cold six-pack | 2 |
#151 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#63 | java cookie | 8 |
#18 | jawbruiser | 87 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#547 | lavender candy heart | 20 |
#141 | leathery bat skin | 87 |
#203 | leathery cat skin | 65 |
#154 | leathery rat skin | 44 |
#492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
#385 | lewd playing card | 6 |
#320 | little paper umbrella | 220 |
#279 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
#155 | lump of diamond | 24 |
#998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
#1229 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 11 |
#259 | magical ice cubes | 206 |
🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
#151 | massive gemstone | 17 |
#143 | missing wine | 1 |
#136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
#1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
#88 | mysterious present | 6 |
#22 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 34 |
#911 | obsidian dagger | 19 |
#77 | oil cap | 1 |
#71 | oil lamp | 1 |
#42 | oil pan | 2 |
#81 | oil slacks | 1 |
#217 | old coin purse | 51 |
#201 | old leather wallet | 50 |
#610 | orange candy heart | 22 |
#1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
#77 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 3 |
#307 | pail | 40 |
#934 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
#105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
#92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
#808 | party hat | 1 |
#1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
#339 | pat-a-cake pendant | 3 |
#1180 | penguin skin | 2 |
#56 | personalized coffee mug | 1,001 |
#15 | petit 4.1 | 29 |
#427 | petit fortran | 2 |
#353 | pile of gold coins | 3 |
#760 | pixellated candy heart | 13 |
#1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
#122 | porquoise | 48 |
#1686 | pretty flower | 3 |
#47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
#179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
#183 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 6 |
#14 | record of infuriating silence | 2 |
🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
#11 | record of menacing silence | 2 |
🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
#11 | record of tranquil silence | 2 |
🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
#305 | red-and-green sweater | 9 |
#137 | red-headed corpse | 2 |
#554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
#428 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 7 |
#1138 | roll of toilet paper | 33 |
#265 | rusty chain necklace | 11 |
#2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
#362 | sawblade shield | 8 |
#150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
#262 | scrumptious reagent | 454 |
#59 | shimmering tendrils | 9 |
#737 | shiny ring | 33 |
#136 | shiny stones | 76 |
#481 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
#108 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 3 |
#686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
#192 | slow jam collection | 22 |
#45 | smut orc keepsake box | 19 |
#397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
#811 | solid gold bowling ball | 18 |
#271 | space jam | 1 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#925 | spectre scepter | 34 |
#1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
#1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
#145 | stinky mushroom wine | 2 |
#579 | stone of eXtreme power | 14 |
#570 | strange cube | 1 |
#269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
#219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
#102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
#115 | tangle of rat tails | 2 |
#104 | tankard of ale | 25 |
#20 | ten-leaf clover | 3,867 |
#380 | thistle wine | 4 |
#79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
#383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#31 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 7 |
#33 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 6 |
#214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
#34 | tiny plastic Toybot | 6 |
#236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#51 | tiny plastic warbear | 4 |
#35 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 5 |
#1201 | toast | 423 |
#266 | toe jam | 1 |
#1100 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
#757 | tofurkey leg | 11 |
#104 | tonic djinn | 6 |
#523 | towel | 18 |
#270 | traffic jam | 1 |
#1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
#26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
#82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
#13 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 170 |
#87 | unnatural gas | 3 |
#1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
#444 | valuable trinket | 186 |
#81 | vampire glitter | 6 |
#602 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 15 |
#8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
#436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
#167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
#13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
#423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
#1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
#706 | white snake skin | 6 |
#91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
#101 | wine-soaked bone chips | 10 |
#806 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 11 |
#468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
#587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
#528 | wrench bracelet | 5 |
#463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
#176 | yam candy | 1 |
#474 | yellow candy heart | 62 |
#688 | yeti fur | 96 |