| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #293 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 21 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #116 | antique nutcracker figurine | 2 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #657 | brine | 27 |
| #586 | dill | 69 |
| #82 | donated booze | 277 |
| #106 | donated candy | 153 |
| #141 | donated food | 111 |
| #1923 | duct tape | 3 |
| #1127 | empty agua de vida bottle | 6 |
| #1527 | filthy lucre | 7 |
| #666 | ghost cucumber | 68 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #660 | green clay bead | 7 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #327 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #886 | pink clay bead | 3 |
| #532 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #945 | red class ring | 2 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #572 | strange cube | 1 |
| #5254 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #586 | vinegar | 67 |
| #437 | white class ring | 14 |
Wow, that's 867 items total!
what items are this player missing?