| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #11 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 201 |
| #18 | Blood Light | 181 |
| #77 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 19 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1126 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #57 | Ecto-Cooler | 17 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #294 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 12 |
| #95 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 4 |
| #49 | NPZR chemistry set | 140 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #129 | Red Pill | 3 |
| #391 | Schrödinger's thermos | 44 |
| #36 | Silver Bullet beer | 47 |
| #241 | The Cooler Out of Space | 11 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #35 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 37 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #390 | antique record album | 7 |
| #896 | astral mushroom | 4 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #41 | bitter pill | 2 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #325 | brine | 60 |
| #699 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #131 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #17 | deluxe fax machine | 10 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #449 | designer handbag | 6 |
| #356 | dill | 108 |
| #7 | drum of pomade | 125 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #174 | fancy dress ball | 89 |
| #162 | figurine of a charred seal | 19 |
| #328 | figurine of a cold seal | 18 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #242 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #275 | figurine of a slippery seal | 6 |
| #448 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #332 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #47 | fossilized baboon skull | 14 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #203 | fossilized limb | 53 |
| #76 | fossilized serpent skull | 11 |
| #662 | fossilized spike | 2 |
| #131 | fossilized spine | 15 |
| #210 | fossilized torso | 30 |
| #137 | fossilized wing | 33 |
| #68 | fossilized wyrm skull | 11 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #42 | ghost protocol | 13 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #100 | ginormous pumpkin | 3 |
| #350 | handful of honey | 3 |
| #127 | handful of numbers | 3 |
| #406 | hellseal claw | 38 |
| #92 | intriguing puzzle box | 4 |
| #111 | jawbruiser | 18 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #22 | leather aviator's cap | 2 |
| #99 | marshmallow flambé | 5 |
| #706 | motivational poster | 5 |
| 🥇 | nest egg | 2 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #199 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| #714 | petrified wood | 9 |
| #156 | pool of liquid metal | 2 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #567 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #148 | quantum taco | 213 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #237 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
| #397 | sleeping stocking | 7 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #51 | sorority brain | 31 |
| #898 | spectral pickle | 6 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #831 | spooky sap | 5 |
| #861 | squirming egg sac | 3 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #363 | unearthed potsherd | 5 |
| #143 | vampire glitter | 3 |
| #445 | vinegar | 91 |
| #229 | volcanic ash | 24 |
| #189 | wine-soaked bone chips | 5 |