#113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
#193 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
#537 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 9 |
#410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
#176 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 5 |
#212 | BGE merchandise order form | 20 |
#363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
#183 | BGE shotglass | 30 |
#454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
#522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
#226 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 15 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
#264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
#289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
#245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
#476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
#68 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 10 |
#32 | CRIMBCO mug | 670 |
#20 | CRIMBCO wine | 200 |
#1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
#1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
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#174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
#184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
#89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
#160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
#1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
#272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
#650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#2311 | Crimbuck | 13 |
#27 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 110 |
#42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
#45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
#31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
#492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
#27 | Frosty's arm | 2 |
#211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
#16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
#195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
#76 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
#23 | Goodfella contract | 1,524 |
#1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
#45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
#87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
#118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
#174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
#130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
#144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
#98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
#363 | Instant Karma | 19 |
#1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
#226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
#494 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 54 |
#347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
#235 | Miniborg beeper | 2 |
#223 | Miniborg hiveminder | 2 |
#249 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
#275 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
#259 | Miniborg strangler | 2 |
#1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
#215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
#197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
#187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
#865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
#187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
#195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
#1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
#813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
#233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
#118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
#225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
#14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
#196 | The Art of Slapfighting | 5 |
#324 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 4 |
#76 | The Cooler Out of Space | 36 |
#32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
#8 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 2 |
#38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
#14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
#51 | The Necbronomicon | 4 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
#575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
#48 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 2 |
#50 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
#29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
#229 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
#248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
#203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
#44 | Workytime Tea | 74 |
#1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
#1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
#17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
#182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
#188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
#105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
#85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
#353 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
#138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
#1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
#278 | antique record album | 10 |
#44 | bag of bones | 17 |
#97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
#252 | banana-frosted king cake | 11 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
#21 | bath ball gift set | 100 |
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🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#279 | bit of clingfilm | 15 |
#466 | black pudding | 3 |
#297 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
#160 | blue glowstick | 10 |
#140 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 10 |
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#76 | bone spurs | 1 |
#61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
#63 | bonedanna | 1 |
#53 | bonerang | 1 |
#58 | boning knife | 1 |
#553 | bottle of Blank-Out | 10 |
#37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
#2855 | box of sunshine | 32 |
#227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
#353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
#547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
#151 | candy kneecapping stick | 12 |
#342 | candy knuckles | 6 |
#219 | canteen of wine | 106 |
#508 | cement sandals | 2 |
#32 | cheap elven gloves | 61 |
#63 | chocolate cigar | 22 |
#79 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 121 |
#392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
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#50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
#34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
#149 | cold nuggets | 13 |
#157 | cold wad | 18 |
#508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
#6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
#112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
#26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
#380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
#123 | das boot | 1 |
#619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
#385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
#5 | diabolical crossbow | 2 |
#340 | duct tape | 111 |
#81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
#129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
#93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
#232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
#217 | dusty Crimbo crate | 44 |
#55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
#46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
#48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
#213 | effluvious emerald | 6 |
#402 | elven limbos gingerbread | 33 |
#735 | elven cellocello | 25 |
#326 | elven moonshine | 36 |
#30 | elven socks | 78 |
#654 | elven suicide capsule | 26 |
#1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
#490 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
#14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
#196 | fancy chocolate car | 17 |
#14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
#16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
#31 | festive holiday hat | 68 |
#469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
#379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
#74 | fossilized demon skull | 8 |
#144 | fossilized limb | 81 |
🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
#405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
#170 | fossilized spider skull | 3 |
#282 | fossilized spike | 15 |
#222 | fossilized torso | 28 |
#175 | fossilized wing | 25 |
#427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
#309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
#282 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 12 |
#383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
#226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
#152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
#264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
#142 | golden ring | 129 |
#212 | gray bow tie | 30 |
#6 | grisly shield | 1 |
#767 | handful of confetti | 54 |
#134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
#150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
#143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
#335 | herringcello | 35 |
🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
#183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
#27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
#178 | hot wad | 39 |
#215 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
#263 | irradiated candy cane | 14 |
#146 | jar of swamp gas | 500 |
#353 | jawbruiser | 7 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#155 | killing feather | 122 |
#626 | knuckle sandwich | 31 |
#180 | laser-broiled pear | 40 |
#121 | licorice garrote | 14 |
#836 | live wire | 1 |
#16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
#105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
#109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
#6 | motivational poster | 200 |
#1211 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
#1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
#301 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 14 |
#353 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 13 |
#219 | night-vision goggles | 7 |
#284 | obsidian dagger | 52 |
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#28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
#302 | oozenog | 10 |
#153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
#137 | oversized fish scaler | 18 |
#512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
#122 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
#67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
#159 | paperclip | 300 |
#105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#35 | parasitic claw | 5 |
#20 | parasitic headgnawer | 5 |
#22 | parasitic strangleworm | 4 |
#21 | parasitic tentacles | 4 |
#414 | passable elf mask | 10 |
#176 | patent leather shoes | 34 |
#579 | penguin focaccia bread | 27 |
#193 | penguin thesaurus | 35 |
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#330 | phish stick | 3 |
#293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
#307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
#281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
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#30 | pirate fledges | 3 |
#368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
#327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
#212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
#413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
#459 | poison pen | 4 |
#153 | polyalloy shield | 13 |
#152 | pork elf goodies sack | 51 |
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#51 | pottery hat | 1 |
#41 | pottery shield | 1 |
#42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
#63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
#178 | prismatic wad | 23 |
#321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
#1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
#240 | quantum taco | 100 |
#55 | queen cookie | 46 |
#86 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 5 |
#806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
#339 | robotronic egg | 74 |
#178 | rogue swarmer | 142 |
#1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
#181 | sawblade fragment | 115 |
#12 | seal-brain elixir | 408 |
#65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
#76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
#63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
#68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
#74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
#63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
#68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
#85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
#210 | set of jacks | 1 |
#368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
#1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#12 | slime-covered club | 2 |
#34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
#8 | slow jam collection | 200 |
#85 | smoked potsherd | 13 |
🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
#10 | snow hat | 1 |
🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
#1226 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
#594 | spectre scepter | 55 |
🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
#154 | spooky nuggets | 13 |
#171 | spooky wad | 19 |
#1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
#641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
#149 | stainless steel skullcap | 14 |
#565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
#616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
#570 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
#483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
#127 | stench nuggets | 31 |
#181 | stench wad | 41 |
🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
#165 | strange cube | 10 |
#584 | strange shiny disc | 5 |
#600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#477 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 92 |
🥉 | stuffed hand turkey | 11,520 |
#609 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 22 |
#255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
#242 | tawdry amethyst | 3 |
#437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
#174 | tin star | 1 |
#366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
#3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
#3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
#3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
#3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
#383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
#3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
#3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
#444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
#329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
#290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
#343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
#3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
#3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
#3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
#3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
#3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
#3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
#3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
#3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
#3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
#3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
#3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
#369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
#401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
#3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
#3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
#3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
#3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
#3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
#3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
#3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
#4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
#4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
#8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
#3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
#3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
#3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
#8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
#8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
#3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
#4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
#8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
#3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
#3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
#3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
#334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
#8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
#8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
#3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
#3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
#3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
#4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
#3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
#354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
#425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
#3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
#3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
#3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
#8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
#8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
#3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
#3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
#8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
#3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
#4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
#426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
#8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
#3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
#8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
#8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
#3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
#8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
#368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
#3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
#4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
#8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
#4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
#3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
#4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
#3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
#3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
#3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
#8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
#3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
#8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
#8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
#334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
#318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
#3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
#3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
#4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
#3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
#3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
#3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
#3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
#1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#479 | tree skirt | 1 |
#1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
#1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
#63 | twinkly nuggets | 1,206 |
#164 | twinkly wad | 2,010 |
#1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
#219 | unearthed potsherd | 15 |
#179 | unstable DNA | 281 |
#151 | unstable laser battery | 117 |
#159 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 10 |
#238 | vibrating cyborg knife | 15 |
#8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
#298 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 20 |
#218 | volcanic ash | 27 |
#564 | wad of cotton | 4 |
#150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
#43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
#91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
#44 | wriggling tentacle | 2 |
#318 | wumpus hair | 4 |
#29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
#12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
#14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
#27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
#14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
#157 | yellow glowstick | 9 |