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RankItemQuantity
#2391952 Mickey Mantle card1
#8948-ball15
#437Atomic Comic1
#296Baja sopapilla1
#101Beignet Milgranet1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#177Blackfly Chardonnay29
#144Boris's key lime3
#258Boris's key lime pie3
#499Boris's ring3
#134Boulevardier cocktail1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#129Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce5
#18Crimbo dog sweater1
#20Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce3
#191Fantasma en la Máquina5
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#1195Jack-in-the-box1
#432Jarlsberg's earring3
#139Jarlsberg's key lime3
#245Jarlsberg's key lime pie3
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#28Kentucky-fried meat crossbow3
#24Kentucky-fried meat staff3
#41Kentucky-fried meat sword3
#75Knob sausage stir-fry3
#96Knob stir-fry3
#75Knoll stir-fry3
#188La Fantasma y La Oscuridad5
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#456Lars the Cyberian1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#125MSG8
#21Manual of Transcendent Olfaction1
#307Mayo de Mayo™ mayo1
#182Mer-kin prayerbeads1
#89Mint Yulep1
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#66Pendant of Fire1
#22Pendant of Gargalesis1
#647Penultimate Fantasy chest8
#63Putrid Pendant1
#369Red Pill1
#187Rompedores de Fantasmas5
#47Sacramento wine27
#24Salsa Caliente™ candle5
#32Salsa de las Epocas5
#80Sangria de Menthe1
#412Sneaky Pete's breath spray3
#122Sneaky Pete's key lime3
#254Sneaky Pete's key lime pie3
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#12Swedish coffee17
#41Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco1
#22Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!1
#35Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco1
#745Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro2
#704Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita5
#728Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco3
#93Tales of Spelunking1
#76Telltale™ rubber heart2
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#19Trash, a Memoir1
#54Ultimate Mind Destroyer1
#2405Valentine1
#52Yeg's Motel alarm clock1
#29Yeg's Motel minibar key1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#49Yuleviathan necklace1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#138accidental cider17
#525acoustic guitarrr5
#251agua de vida5
#44ancient calendar1
#52ancient medicinal herbs1
#52ancient turtle shell1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#67ant pitchfork8
#79asparagus stir-fry3
#451aspirin2
#1850baby killer bee1
#942baconstone8
#55baconstone earring3
#130baconstone pendant3
#84baconstone ring3
#93bananarama bangle1
#707bar skin8
#961barbed-wire fence1
#25barrel-aged eggnog1
#1800barrrnacle2
#144bat haggis3
#96bat wing stir-fry3
#195bean burrito3
#172beer cartilage1
#416begpwnia1
#216big bass drum5
#33big hot pepper5
#475big rock1
#874black candy heart1
#638blackberry5
#557blood flower11
#99bloody mary29
#137blue tulip1
#61bone bandoneon5
#429bone flute1
#316bone rattle5
#248bottle of Jorge Sinsonte5
#49bottle of Lambada Lambic1
#63bottle of Old Pugilist1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#41bottle of novelty hot sauce1
#364bottle of rum139
#1034bottle of tequila5
#119bowl of mernudo5
#7456box of sunshine1
#352brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings3
#443brown sugar cane5
#83bubblegum heart2
#48buffalo blade3
#317cactus fruit5
#62caipifruta5
#55calavera concertina4
#534calle de miel1
#68can of Impetuous Scofflaw1
#60can of sardines17
#956can of spinach1
#1977can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce3
#1964candied yams3
#321carbonated water lily11
#35carton of snake milk128
#157cartoon heart1
#128catgut taco3
#122chaos popcorn1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#37chicle de salchicha5
#114chocolate stolen accordion6
#586chorizo taco3
#9clockwork widget23
#724cocoa egg8
#176coconut bikini top1
#79comfy pillow8
#1067cranberries3
#216cranberry margarita (brackish)1
#302crazy little Turkish delight42
#75cream pie23
#55crystal skull8
#80d48
#13dark baconstone ring3
#14dark hamethyst ring3
🥉dead meat bun725
#142death blossom2
#133delicious spicy noodles3
#9doll-eye amulet3
#516ducha de oro1
#595dusty bottle of Pinot Noir13
#412dusty bottle of Zinfandel29
#149dwarvish magazine8
#95eXtreme nose ring3
#69eel battery3
#504effluvious emerald1
#896eggnog17
#51eighth plague1
#1589elven limbos gingerbread2
#765empty Cloaca-Cola bottle8
#1304empty agua de vida bottle1
#148enchanted bean burrito3
#71evil golden arches29
#76exotic jungle fruit34
#389extra-spicy bloody mary3
#1008fake plastic grass1
#266fancy seashell necklace29
#271fat loot token8
#309fertilized ghuol egg1
#24filigreed hamethyst earring3
#21filigreed hamethyst necklace3
#32filigreed hamethyst ring3
#130fishelada5
#34fishy fish casserole17
#108flavorless gruel8
#269floral print shirt1
#53forest tears18
#281freezerburned ice cube1
#24fresh can of paint1
#843fudge lily1
#34ghast iron ingot1
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#99giant book of ancient carols1
#38giant cheesestick3
#49giant driftwood sculpture4
#543giant moxie weed2
#39gibson29
#16gilded BRICKO brick3
#15gilded trumpet1
#38gin and tonic29
#383glacial sapphire1
#470glass of goat's milk12
#27glowing fungus23
#102goat16
#512goat cheese17
#110goat cheese taco3
#106gold nuggets8
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1531green beer3
#1008green candy heart2
#62green eggnog3
#46green marshmallow3
#149green rocket3
#3472grue egg4
#69gummi canary8
#53gunpowder burrito3
#400half-orchid1
#171half-sized guitar5
#954hamethyst8
#53hamethyst earring3
#205hamethyst necklace2
#133hamethyst ring2
#45handful of barley1
#376handful of moss8
#396handful of numbers1
#59heart cozy2
#1679heart of the volcano1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#62heart-shaped candy whetstone1
#71heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr17
#52heavy necklace chain8
#508herb brownies29
#1743herbal stuffing3
#597herbs11
#6honey mead17
#41honeypot1
#243hot date29
#91huge Crimbo cookie3
#476insanely spicy bean burrito3
#176insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito3
#129insanely spicy jumping bean burrito3
#456intriguing puzzle box1
#137jabañero pepper5
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#136jumping bean burrito3
#71jumping bean taco3
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#999lavender candy heart2
#10leaf564
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#247lesser grodulated violet11
#39literal grasshopper1
#64long-forgotten necklace1
#312lump of diamond8
#111magnolia blossom2
#59magnum of fancy champagne1
#78mana-basted tofurkey leg1
#77mana-coated yams1
#73mana-fortified cranberry sauce1
#73mana-stuffed herbal stuffing1
#382maple leaf1
#107margarita29
#421mariachi G-string5
#848mariachi pants8
#60marshmallow bomb1
#163martini29
#934marzipan skull5
#87menudo3
#28mermaid's purse6
#870moxie weed2
#36mulled berry wine3
#25mummified entombed cookbookbat2
#53nutty organic salad11
#418obnoxious riddle1
#310ocarina of space5
#39office-supply crossbow8
#37oily boid8
#138ojo de pez burrito3
#82olive stir-fry3
#1071orange candy heart2
#202ornate picture frame8
#506oyster basket8
#103pack of chewing gum5
#34packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet1
#56packaged model train set1
#799papaya5
#372papaya taco3
#775paperclip17
#492party hat3
#413patchouli incense stick29
#40pestoblade3
#328pet rock23
#388pie man was not meant to eat1
#762pile of candy5
#124pile of gold coins23
🥈pile of smoking rags1
#1153pink candy heart1
#410pink pony3
#312pitchfork8
#1725pixellated candy heart2
#25pointy red hat17
#135poisonsettia8
#18polished moon-amber1
#111poppy11
#942porquoise7
#51porquoise eyebrow ring3
#148porquoise necklace2
#131porquoise ring2
#1433portable corkscrew1
#51potato pistol3
#252potato sprout8
#32powdered gold22
#90pr0n stir-fry3
#128pr0n taco3
#1345pretty flower8
#40priceless diamond8
#25pulled porquoise earring2
#42pulled porquoise pendant2
#40pulled porquoise ring2
#95pygmy witchhazel11
#735quantum taco3
#168questionable taco3
#104rat appendix stir-fry3
#78rat scrapple3
#104red foxglove1
#112red tulip1
#357redrum3
🥇refurbished air fryer1
#218rewinged stab bat3
#1120roasted marshmallow9
#18robin flan4
#1431[2108]rock1
#280rose1
#130royal jelly taco3
#133rubber axe8
#93rum and cola29
#461sabre-toothed lime cub1
#59scary death orb2
#230scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker23
#559scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil1
#1113scrumptious reagent1
#287secret blend of herbs and spices3
#54shaker of dry rub1
#53shark tooth necklace1
#16shining star cap1
#210shiny stones31
#61shot of blackberry schnapps17
#64shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo1
#254single-serving herbal stuffing1
#318sinister altar fragment1
#116skeleton key ring8
#413snifter of thoroughly aged brandy17
#63snow berries17
#21solid baconstone earring3
#20solid baconstone necklace3
#29solid baconstone ring3
#2032solid gold bowling ball3
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#225spiced rum3
#777spices8
#131spicy bean burrito3
#117spicy enchanted bean burrito3
#101spicy jumping bean burrito3
#127spicy noodles3
#444spooky pirate skeleton3
#127spooky stir-fry3
#78star staff8
#261stick of dynamite8
#1206stolen accordion8
#92stolen meatpouch4
#58stolen necklace8
#268stolen office supplies8
#174stolen sushi8
#184stone frisbee19
#775stone of eXtreme power8
#572strange cube1
#760strawberyl3
#1334stray chihuahua1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#2006stuffed Baron von Ratsworth12
#3686stuffed Cheshire bitten11
#3749stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech11
#2297stuffed Meat8
#2344stuffed alien blob2
#2004stuffed angry cow25
#4281stuffed astral badger9
#3096stuffed baby gravy fairy15
#6848stuffed cocoabo3
#2012stuffed doppelshifter3
#4058stuffed flaming gravy fairy10
#4054stuffed frozen gravy fairy10
#1657stuffed gray blob6
#3616stuffed hand turkey12
#1923stuffed key9
#3777stuffed mind flayer11
#2332stuffed mink7
#2157stuffed monocle10
#3090stuffed scary death orb15
#2086stuffed shoulder parrot8
#3754stuffed sleazy gravy fairy11
#5157stuffed snowy owl6
#4953stuffed spooky gravy fairy7
#1685stuffed spooky mushroom4
#4922stuffed stinky gravy fairy7
#1901stuffed teddy butler14
#2388stuffed tin of caviar7
#1700stuffed treasure chest14
#4900stuffed undead elbow macaroni7
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#782sunken chest8
#212tangled mass of creepy pasta1
#229tasty tart8
#965ten-leaf clover3
#92tequila sunrise29
#39tequila sunset29
#58tequila with training wheels29
#101the Crymbich Manuscript1
#298thermos full of Knob coffee2
#1620thin black candle1
#28third-hand lantern8
#72throwing knife8
#73throwing spoon8
#264tin magnolia11
#3939tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#36tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#8192tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#786tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#41tiny plastic Penny1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3906tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3927tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#8212tiny plastic angry goat1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#38tiny plastic chem lab1
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
#36tiny plastic dining car1
#3910tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#38tiny plastic food lab1
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8187tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8093tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3903tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#324tiny plastic golden gundam1
#3895tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8128tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8102tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3838tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#37tiny plastic locomotive1
#8112tiny plastic mosquito1
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#39tiny plastic nog lab1
#39tiny plastic passenger car1
#39tiny plastic primary lab1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#3952tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#3937tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#3842tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3851tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#68tofu taco3
#1903tofurkey gravy3
#1885tofurkey leg3
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#1221towel4
🥇train whistle1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#28troll britches17
#5tropical orchid3,924
#226tube of cranberry Go-Goo1
#119una poca de gracia5
#34undrilled cosmic bowling ball1
#2122unstable DNA3
#1544unusual disco ball1
#258upsy daisy11
#97vampire pearl8
#13vampire pearl earring3
#12vampire pearl necklace3
#12vampire pearl ring3
#6velour valise1
#53very hot lunch8
#228very overdue library book1
#467viking helmet17
#530vinegar-soaked lemon slice5
#430vodka and cranberry3
#46vodka and tonic17
#165warbear bearserker mead1
#219water purification pills1
#145white Canadian29
#1014white candy heart2
#466white lightning17
#126white tulip1
#37wild honey pie1
#187willyweed1
🥇witch's bra1
#73wooden axe17
#181yam candy1
#1183yellow candy heart2
#90yule gruel12
#108yule hatchet4
#148zmobie1
#26zombie29

Wow, that's 8,232 items total!

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