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| #435 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #281 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 13 |
| #169 | Bulky Buddy Box | 16 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1252 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #558 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 9 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #906 | Crimbuck | 811 |
| #549 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 11 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #29 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 92 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #141 | Instant Karma | 75 |
| #613 | Jack-in-the-box | 8 |
| #257 | Jocko Homo's head | 7 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #98 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 6 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #306 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #493 | The Joy of Wassailing | 6 |
| #430 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #185 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 968 |
| #193 | Workytime Tea | 11 |
| #208 | Yakisoba's hat | 7 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #852 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #84 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 124 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #421 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #627 | atomic vector plotter | 4 |
| #167 | baby killer bee | 58 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #323 | balloon monkey | 5 |
| #218 | barrrnacle | 70 |
| #1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #25 | big slimy cyst | 38 |
| #52 | black pension check | 416 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #660 | bone chips | 11 |
| #528 | bottle of Blank-Out | 11 |
| #4116 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #81 | briefcase | 229 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #242 | cocoa egg | 55 |
| #163 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 11 |
| #481 | colorful plastic ball | 11 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #176 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1593 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #26 | doll house | 200 |
| #36 | dollhive | 200 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #1218 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #1385 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #176 | fat wallet | 2 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #36 | floaty stone sphere | 2 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #622 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #321 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #87 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #553 | grue egg | 47 |
| #79 | hair of the calf | 3 |
| #1203 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #55 | huge spoon | 63 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #405 | iron pasta spoon | 14 |
| #36 | ironic battle spoon | 11 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #141 | live lobster | 5 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #385 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| 🥇 | medium slimy cyst | 151 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #99 | old coin purse | 220 |
| #88 | old leather wallet | 230 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #667 | pack of KWE trading card | 5 |
| #87 | pair of ragged claws | 4 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #848 | paperclip | 11 |
| #199 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #426 | pasta spoon | 55 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #998 | pet rock | 7 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #175 | pork elf goodies sack | 44 |
| #515 | portable photocopier | 11 |
| #624 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #65 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 12 |
| #460 | really dense meat stack | 14 |
| #217 | rewinged stab bat | 3 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #323 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #298 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #237 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #128 | smiling rat | 2 |
| #191 | solid gold bowling ball | 98 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #935 | spooky bark | 3 |
| #194 | spooky cosmetics bag | 11 |
| #1145 | spooky length of string | 7 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #8 | spooky staff | 289 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #42 | spoon! | 4 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #150 | strange cube | 11 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #648 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #1870 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 14 |
| #2716 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3018 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #1906 | stuffed Meat | 14 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #1745 | stuffed angry cow | 29 |
| #2997 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #110 | stuffed carpenter | 2 |
| #3113 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3090 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1796 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #2671 | stuffed hand turkey | 18 |
| #1684 | stuffed key | 14 |
| #884 | stuffed martini | 8 |
| #3190 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #1573 | stuffed mink | 21 |
| #1752 | stuffed monocle | 17 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2803 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2574 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #2279 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3537 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1491 | stuffed teddy butler | 24 |
| #1622 | stuffed tin of caviar | 20 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #828 | teddy bear | 7 |
| #931 | teddy borg | 7 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #1750 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2116 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1777 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1775 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #3361 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #1270 | tiny plastic star starfish | 14 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #60 | tiny slimy cyst | 44 |
| #1004 | toothsome rock | 9 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #446 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |