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| #439 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #285 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 13 |
| #167 | Bulky Buddy Box | 16 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1251 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #564 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 9 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #906 | Crimbuck | 811 |
| #550 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 11 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #29 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 92 |
| #331 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #146 | Instant Karma | 75 |
| #614 | Jack-in-the-box | 8 |
| #259 | Jocko Homo's head | 7 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #99 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 6 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #306 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #493 | The Joy of Wassailing | 6 |
| #433 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #185 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 968 |
| #191 | Workytime Tea | 11 |
| #210 | Yakisoba's hat | 7 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #858 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #87 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 124 |
| #1122 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #423 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #384 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #627 | atomic vector plotter | 4 |
| #166 | baby killer bee | 58 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #322 | balloon monkey | 5 |
| #220 | barrrnacle | 70 |
| #1165 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #25 | big slimy cyst | 38 |
| #52 | black pension check | 416 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #658 | bone chips | 11 |
| #528 | bottle of Blank-Out | 11 |
| #4117 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #82 | briefcase | 229 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #243 | cocoa egg | 55 |
| #164 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 11 |
| #481 | colorful plastic ball | 11 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #176 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #26 | doll house | 200 |
| #36 | dollhive | 200 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #1217 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #1383 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #178 | fat wallet | 2 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #36 | floaty stone sphere | 2 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #628 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #323 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #90 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #558 | grue egg | 47 |
| #78 | hair of the calf | 3 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #55 | huge spoon | 63 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #405 | iron pasta spoon | 14 |
| #36 | ironic battle spoon | 11 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #140 | live lobster | 5 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #391 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| 🥇 | medium slimy cyst | 151 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #100 | old coin purse | 220 |
| #89 | old leather wallet | 230 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #35 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #670 | pack of KWE trading card | 5 |
| #86 | pair of ragged claws | 4 |
| #84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #848 | paperclip | 11 |
| #198 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #427 | pasta spoon | 55 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #997 | pet rock | 7 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #175 | pork elf goodies sack | 44 |
| #512 | portable photocopier | 11 |
| #625 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #65 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 12 |
| #461 | really dense meat stack | 14 |
| #218 | rewinged stab bat | 3 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2145 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2195 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #325 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #151 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #125 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #237 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #128 | smiling rat | 2 |
| #193 | solid gold bowling ball | 98 |
| #1622 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #933 | spooky bark | 3 |
| #194 | spooky cosmetics bag | 11 |
| #1144 | spooky length of string | 7 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #8 | spooky staff | 289 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #43 | spoon! | 4 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #150 | strange cube | 11 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #654 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #1877 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 14 |
| #2725 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3029 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #1913 | stuffed Meat | 14 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #1753 | stuffed angry cow | 29 |
| #3006 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #3255 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #110 | stuffed carpenter | 2 |
| #3123 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #1168 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3097 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4056 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1795 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #2678 | stuffed hand turkey | 18 |
| #1689 | stuffed key | 14 |
| #884 | stuffed martini | 8 |
| #3197 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #1575 | stuffed mink | 21 |
| #1760 | stuffed monocle | 17 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2811 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2583 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3458 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #2280 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3545 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1496 | stuffed teddy butler | 24 |
| #1626 | stuffed tin of caviar | 20 |
| #2704 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #4594 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #829 | teddy bear | 7 |
| #931 | teddy borg | 7 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1147 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1486 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1426 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #2250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1777 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #2249 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #1431 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2027 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2049 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2015 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #1270 | tiny plastic star starfish | 14 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #60 | tiny slimy cyst | 44 |
| #1003 | toothsome rock | 9 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #452 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |