Museum :: Owlish

Owlish

Rank	Item	Quantity
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#275	A. W. O. L. commendation	22
#36	Alice's Army Foil Guard	2
#34	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	2
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#457	Amulet of Yendor	46
#111	Ancient Protector Soda	5
#92	Ancient Saucehelm	15
#223	Angelhair Culottes	5
#347	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#188	BGE pocket calendar	4
#183	BGE shotglass	30
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#347	BURT	71
#509	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
#22	Bash-Ōs boxtop	30
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#55	Bonerdagon necklace	109
#159	Boss Bat britches	76
#40	Bruno's blessing of Mars	11
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#466	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1164	CRIMBCO mug	6
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#1702	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#39	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	2
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1071	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#97	Colander of Em-er'il	14
#141	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	18
#1215	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#867	Crimbo candied pecan	8
#759	Crimbo fudge	11
#731	Crimbo peppermint bark	11
#233	Crimbo salad	5
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#18	Crimbonium fuel rod	184
#296	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	7
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#319	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	6
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#329	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	5
#311	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	2
#284	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	8
#280	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	3
#408	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	2
#313	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	2
#307	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	6
#182	Crimboween memo	48
#1669	Crimbuck	100
#223	D roll	28
#76	Deactivated O. A. F.	10
#57	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	8
#1154	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
#199	Disco 'Fro Pick	11
#86	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	4
#198	Drowsy Sword	97
#45	El Sombrero De Lopez	27
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#228	Elder Turtle Shell	9
#76	Elvish delight	6
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#140	FDKOL commendation	5,479
#176	FDKOL hotcakes	30
#99	Fantasma en la Máquina	44
#106	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#475	Go-Wassail	36
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#131	Heimandatz's heart	10
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#245	Hollandaise helmet	17
#19	Huggler Radio	1
#52	Inner Strength	5
#164	Inner Truth	3
#239	Inner Wisdom	2
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#214	Jocko Homo's head	8
#200	Krakrox's Loincloth	5
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#102	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	43
#80	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	15
#66	Lars the Cyberian	5
#527	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#90	Lobster qua Grill	2
#440	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	19
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#40	Mer-kin hallpass	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#251	New Zealand iced tea	21
#150	Newman's Own Trousers	7
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#50	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
#63	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	25
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#129	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	12
#102	S.A.V.E. flyer	3
#204	Safari Jack's moustache	7
#421	Scalp of Gorgolok	7
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#87	Sneaky Pete's key lime	8
#100	Sogg-Os	4
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#60	Strix stix	68
#136	Swizzler	92
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#38	TI-9000 calculator	90
#258	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	55
#260	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	58
#221	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	67
#93	Tales from the Fireside	8
#158	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	16
#49	Texas tea	10
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#126	The Joy of Wassailing	20
#121	The Mariachi's guitar case	12
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1003	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	3
#562	Thwaitgold ant statuette	2
#777	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#645	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	2
#334	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	4
#424	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#609	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	8
#647	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	7
#395	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	7
#258	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	13
#188	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	4
#1300	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#523	Thwaitgold spider statuette	5
#387	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	16
#1039	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#152	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	4
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#121	Twelve Night Energy	2
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#441	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	25
#198	Uncle Romulus	6
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#145	Volartta's bellbottoms	8
#89	Wet Russian	3
#70	Wrecked Generator	2
#511	Yakisoba's hat	3
#473	Yellow Moon of Compassion	7
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#222	adorable seal larva	10
#91	albatross necklace	1
#108	alien drugs	25
#203	alien source code printout	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#201	ammonite fossil	26
#1006	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#543	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#287	astronaut pants	32
#238	baconstone bracelet	2
#188	badass belt	168
#44	bag of grain	2
#550	ball	11
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#59	banana	152
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#143	bananagate	46
#72	bark beret	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#108	bark rootbeer	6
#7	barskin loincloth	44
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1036	bath ball gift set	3
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#145	beautiful rainbow	2
#44	beer-scented teddy bear	33
#135	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#355	belemnite fossil	13
#474	big rock	1
#242	bindlestocking	11
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
#545	bite-me-red lipstick	2
#407	black-and-blue light	106
#138	blank diary	1
#186	blank fudge mold	2
#99	blob of Alphredo™	5
#57	blood-drive sticker	2
#444	blue plasma ball	91
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#388	blue snowcone	27
#20	boiling seal blood	49
#301	bone aperitif	1
#462	bone chips	27
#9	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1,258
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#98	bottle of bubbles	117
#12	bottle of drinkin' gas	33
#234	bottle of fire	29
#87	bottled day	3
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#72	bowl of Jeal-O	123
#5245	box of sunshine	6
#44	brain preservation fluid	6
#59	bread line	7
#622	brick	59
#32	brine	356
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#349	buckyball	14
#179	bunch of bananas	30
#19	bungle in the jungle	111
#242	bunny liver	35
#131	burnt flower	111
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#739	can of Binarrrca	11
#485	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#400	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	23
#434	candied bolts	4
#1141	candied kobold	1
#177	candied nuts	6
#542	candied yams	17
#657	candy cane	55
#48	candy cigarette	59
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#919	candy stake	7
#628	canteen of wine	40
#54	catfish whiskers	18
#44	cement sandals	13
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#178	children of the candy corn	1
#248	choco-Crimbot	2
#260	chocolate cigar	7
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#67	chocolate seal-clubbing club	16
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#45	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	46
#633	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
#320	chunk of depleted Grimacite	35
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#31	citrus-infused sake	5
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#47	cold seal sweat	33
#48	colorful plastic ball	2,114
#45	comfy pillow	17
#244	communal gobstopper	4
🥉	control crystal	1
#313	cookie cookie	3
#84	corned-beef Reuben	49
#174	correction fluid	1
#256	corrupted data	67
#71	crappy brain	153
#7	creepy-ass club	5
#139	crumbling rat skull	4
#262	crystallized memory	1
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#25	decent brain	1,142
#1273	delicious salad	9
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#57	dill	409
#84	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	17
#38	disco horoscope (Aries)	34
#47	disco horoscope (Cancer)	31
#62	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	23
#72	disco horoscope (Gemini)	18
#48	disco horoscope (Leo)	31
#68	disco horoscope (Libra)	21
#56	disco horoscope (Pisces)	24
#45	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	30
#62	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	22
#23	disco horoscope (Taurus)	47
#43	disco horoscope (Virgo)	29
#39	discocktail	196
#385	distilled fortified wine	6
#68	drop of water-37	200
#196	drywall axe	69
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#95	dull fish scale	110
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#425	elven limbos gingerbread	32
#180	elven cellocello	49
#394	elven moonshine	29
#311	elven suicide capsule	37
#62	emergency margarita	2
#52	enchanted leopard-print barbell	24
#1180	encoder ring	1
#414	evil teddy bear	34
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#209	facehugging alien	2
#210	facsimile dictionary	50
#174	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#750	fake plastic grass	2
#3305	fancy but probably evil chocolate	3
#346	fancy chocolate car	8
#506	fancy dress ball	25
#1162	festive holiday hat	2
#686	festive sausage	2
#24	fiery wing	335
#425	figurine of a charred seal	7
#553	figurine of a cold seal	8
#507	figurine of a slippery seal	2
#449	figurine of a stinking seal	4
#1346	fire	2
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#47	fireman's lunch	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#150	flask of mining oil	16
#146	flask of tainted mining oil	53
#103	floaty pebbles	4
#812	floaty sand	4
#100	fluid of fudge-finding	2
#64	foetid seal tear	65
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#104	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	5
#178	friendly cheez blob	11
#268	frigid fudgepuck	13
#2153	fruitcake	4
#298	fudge lily	18
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#105	fudgecule	24,388
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#32	ghost beer	29
#66	ghost cucumber	465
#292	ghost pickle on a stick	3
#494	ghostly body paint	1
#33	giant glass of brandy	12
#21	giant green gummi ingot	65
#171	giant marshmallow	2
#49	giant red gummi bear	10
#41	giant red gummi ingot	20
#58	giant yellow gummi bear	7
#35	giant yellow gummi ingot	24
#150	gift-a-pult	3
#427	gingerbread bugbear	56
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#307	gingerbread house	2
#274	gingerbread robot	4
#15	glass slipper	4
#834	glowing red eye	4
#114	goblin water	4
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#693	golden ring	40
#34	good brain	1,900
#1916	googly eye	3
#111	government cheese	32
#510	gray bow tie	13
#241	green drunki-bear	1
#310	green gummi ingot	108
#177	grinning turtle	1
#225	grue egg	99
#42	grue egg omelette	82
#258	gyroscope	11
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#253	handful of confetti	138
#176	handful of crafty noodles	2
#396	handful of numbers	1
#3382	heart necklace	1
#177	herringcello	47
#627	hideous egg	1
#16	hot daub	127
#18	hot daub bun	1
#11	hot-ass club	3
#314	immense cyborg hand	10
#57	impure gasoline	54
#383	incense bath ball	2
#82	ingot of seal-iron	4
#249	intriguing puzzle box	2
#2406	irradiated candy cane	2
#139	ivory cue ball	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#159	jar of squeeze	6
#1059	jar of swamp gas	5
#63	jar of swamp honey	5
#453	java cookie	2
#418	jawbruiser	6
#498	jerky coins	38
#138	jive turkey leg	15
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#295	killing feather	72
#1025	kite	6
#130	knuckle sandwich	186
#210	kumquartz	33
#195	kumquat supersucker	2
#600	laser-broiled pear	13
#46	leather aviator's cap	1
#117	legitimate business on the beach	33
#976	licorice garrote	3
#44	licorice root	145
#101	liquid ice	5
#24	little red book	1
#331	live wire	3
#141	llama lama cria	1
#177	lollipop stick	450
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#134	macaroni duck	12
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#45	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
#70	mid-level medieval mead	1
#429	mind flayer corpse	19
#145	miniature antlers	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#170	molten brick	78
#1387	monomolecular yo-yo	7
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#704	motivational poster	5
#48	mulled cider	43
#369	mummy costume	16
#832	mushroom fermenting solution	8
#667	mylar scout drone	7
#248	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#500	nanite-infested candy cane	27
#2559	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#833	nanite-infested fruitcake	6
#618	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	8
#520	necrotizing body spray	1
#92	non-aged vinegar	40
#70	nugget of Crimbonium	83
#489	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#125	obnoxious riddle	3
#40	oily mushroom wine	14
#1187	oozenog	4
#613	oversized fish scaler	8
#237	pack of pogs	80
#380	palm frond	12
#994	paperclip	6
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#276	paranormal ricotta	2
#142	parasitic claw	2
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#414	passable elf mask	10
#528	patent leather shoes	12
#239	pear	1
#234	pearidot	29
#271	penguin focaccia bread	38
#538	penguin thesaurus	13
#309	perl necklace	2
#1429	pet rock	4
#435	petit 4.1	3
#117	petit fortran	5
#54	pig-iron bracers	3
#126	pig-iron helm	2
#282	pig-iron shinguards	1
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#929	pink glowstick	2
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#99	plastic cup of beer	32
#42	pocket maze	2
#131	pocketwatch on a chain	14
#306	pog #04 (skleleton)	3
#499	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
#336	poison pen	5
#255	polyalloy shield	10
#16	pool cue	930
#993	portable corkscrew	5
#364	portable photocopier	19
#722	possessed top	8
#438	powdered candy sushi set	4
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#532	press-on ribs	1
#98	pretty flower	5,323
#46	pristine fish scale	11
#538	pulsing flesh	7
#256	pumpkinhead mask	30
#846	quantum taco	1
#230	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	5
#393	radio button candy	2
#255	razor-tipped yo-yo	36
#340	really dense meat stack	19
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
#313	red ale	3
#94	red book	3
#101	red drunki-bear	6
#194	red gummi ingot	176
#303	rib of the Bonerdagon	6
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#1271	rigid carapace	3
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#1011	robotronic egg	27
#55	rocket fuel	8
#430	rogue swarmer	80
#37	rotten tomato	7
#40	rough fish scale	52
#2723	rubber WWBD? bracelet	2
#3660	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
#1522	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	5
#1265	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	6
#136	ruby on canes	4
#24	saltwaterbed	1
#56	sandcastle	2
#67	sandwich of the gods	25
#66	sausage without a cause	2
#360	sawblade fragment	79
#151	scintillating powder	1
🥉	sealskin drum	1
#45	secret from the future	4
#149	severed flipper	1
#72	sharpened hubcap	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#134	shimmering tendrils	5
#58	silver face paint	2
#71	silver keg	1
#94	sinister altar fragment	4
#1806	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#162	sleeping snowy owl	25
#130	sleeping stocking	18
#145	slime convention pin	1
#812	slow jam collection	4
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#665	solid gold bowling ball	24
#35	soul doorbell	11
#1379	spade necklace	5
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#125	spark plug earring	7
#143	sparking robo-battery	11
#364	spectral pickle	36
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#233	spirit gum	4
#198	spirit mattress	1
#189	spirit pillow	1
#136	spirit sheet	2
#99	spiritual candy cane	3
#287	spiritual eggnog	1
#31	spiritual fruitcake	5
#304	spiritual gingerbread	1
#425	spooky bark	28
#731	spooky cosmetics bag	3
#1127	spooky eggnog	5
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#49	spoonful of Linguine-Os	10
#352	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#47	squeaky toy rose	2
#314	squirming egg sac	39
#932	stainless steel skullcap	4
#2247	stainless steel slacks	1
#1325	stainless steel solitaire	2
#105	stapler bear	1
#248	stick-on-a-string	17
#234	still-beating spleen	1
#450	strange cube	2
#46	strange shiny disc	150
#248	strawberyl	30
#89	stray chihuahua	23
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#1867	string of blue beads	3
#1869	string of green beads	3
#2011	string of red beads	2
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#3029	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	15
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#1931	stuffed scary death orb	27
#1023	stuffed snowy owl	47
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#98	sucker scaffold	111
#278	sucker tachi	1
#49	superheated fudge	83
#373	sweet mochi ball	9
#684	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#84	tangled mass of creepy pasta	6
#2033	teddy bear	1
#1222	teddy borg	4
#126	throwing wrench	18
🥇	time sleigh	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#3080	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	2
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#1500	tiny plastic Felonia	3
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#1491	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	3
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#771	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#579	tofurkey gravy	15
#535	tofurkey leg	16
#1404	tooth	1
#386	toothsome rock	27
#464	top	10
#184	tourmalime	39
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#441	toy crazy train	21
#477	toy deathbot	2
#574	toy jet pack	13
#195	toy mercenary	38
#611	toy ray gun	14
#261	toy space helmet	35
#1384	toy train	1
#253	tree-eating kite	145
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#192	trilobite fossil	26
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#833	twitching claw	6
#117	unquiet spirits	15
#642	unstable DNA	82
#293	unstable laser battery	72
#83	untamable turtle	15
#205	unused walkie-talkie	2
#152	unusual disco ball	12
#524	vampire duck-on-a-string	19
#96	vampire glitter	5
#10	very large caltrop	5
#370	vibrating cyborg knife	12
#67	vinegar	432
#59	vintage smart drink	2
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#131	walrus ice cream	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#14	warbear badge	14
#142	warbear battery	20
#130	warbear bearserker potion	11
#161	warbear beeping telegram	8
#217	warbear breakfast machine assembler	2
#109	warbear chemistry lab	2
#228	warbear empathy chip	2
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#118	warbear feasting mead	5
#117	warbear gyro	2
#194	warbear gyrocopter	5
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#56	warbear officer requisition box	15
#268	warbear procedural hilarity drone	4
#86	warbear requisition box	73
#188	warbear robo-camouflage unit	7
#282	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	4
#143	warbear wardance potion	11
#33	water-polo cap	9
#61	water-polo mitt	2
#69	weird gazelle steak	2
#381	wind-up meatcar	29
#61	witch's bread	2
#43	wok lobster	4
#636	wolfman mask	9
#115	woven baling wire bracelets	8
#123	wrench bracelet	28
#1329	x-ray specs	2
#100	yellow drunki-bear	6
#193	yellow gummi ingot	173
🥇	yield shield	1
#1065	yo	7
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 56,012 items total!

what items are this player missing?