Museum :: Odd Alfred

Odd Alfred

Rank	Item	Quantity
#64	"KICK ME" sign	12
#236	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#83	Afternoon Delight	1
#93	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#157	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#786	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#733	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#634	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#15	Bonestabber	3
#120	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#126	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#122	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	2
#61	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#219	Chori Zo trading card	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#234	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#882	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#291	Crimbo Credit	22
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#305	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#359	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	4
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#138	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	3
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#167	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	2
#419	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	2
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#139	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	3
#329	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	5
#352	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	4
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#407	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	2
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#307	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	6
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#2071	Crimbuck	31
#79	Daisy's unclean bloomers	2
#125	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#721	Drowsy Sword	23
#26	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	6
#631	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	6
#253	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#103	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	2
#214	Frogade	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#65	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	6
#147	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	5
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#103	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	1
#502	Green Clover of Justice	4
#250	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#753	Heimandatz's heart	2
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#122	How to Avoid Scams	1
#208	Inndya trading card	1
#1670	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#479	Jocko Homo's head	4
#72	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#122	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	5
#357	Knob Goblin scimitar	28
#44	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	5
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#307	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	1
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#74	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#56	Mer-kin smartjuice	3
#70	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#230	Morbidda trading card	1
#245	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#230	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	4
#143	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	11
#164	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	8
#155	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	5
#180	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	4
#183	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	4
#198	O'RLY manual	2
#102	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1
#213	Order of the Silver Wossname	3
#116	Othello's dagger	1
#40	Pecos Dave's sixgun	4
#89	Poison Oak trading card	2
#253	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#1068	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#80	Serenity trading card	2
#62	Spirit Precipice	3
#111	Squat-Thrust Magazine	7
#11	Staff of the Cozy Fish	1
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#69	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	2
#35	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	13
#69	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	1
#72	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	1
#78	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	1
#24	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	12
#76	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	1
#80	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	1
#60	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	2
#72	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	1
#64	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
#77	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	1
#26	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	18
#79	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	1
#62	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	1
#211	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#89	Tales of Spelunking	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#33	The Emperor's new hat	2
#41	The Emperor's new shirt	2
#214	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
#214	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#787	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#247	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#509	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	2
#326	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#1280	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#542	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	2
#1024	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#51	VYKEA hex key	3
#22	Work is a Four Letter Sword	3
#35	Xiblaxian alloy	6
#49	Xiblaxian crystal	1
#57	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	1
#44	Xiblaxian polymer	37
#727	Yakisoba's hat	2
#59	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	50
#82	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	30
#181	Z-Bone steak	3
#252	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	5
#1138	adorable seal larva	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#1064	anticheese	1
#109	antique machete	7
#478	asbestos sword	1
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#1174	awful poetry journal	17
#184	baby cuddlefish	1
#1204	baby killer bee	4
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#5464	badass belt	4
#501	bag of bones	1
#66	bag of grain	1
#664	balloon monkey	2
#141	balloon sword	3
#196	bamboo bokuto	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#414	bark rootbeer	1
#45	barrel beryl	7
#955	barrrnacle	11
#143	basic meat sword	1
#65	black blade	6
#509	black eyedrops	1
#231	black sword	12
#151	blackberry polite	1
#93	blood-drive sticker	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#170	book of matches	1
#66	boot knife	1
#164	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#119	brain preservation fluid	2
#35	brand new key	5
#400	bread line	1
#141	breakfast miracle	1
#58	broken beer bottle	1
#273	broken sword	11
#97	bubblewrap sword	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#106	buffalo blade	1
#74	butterfly knife	1
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#104	candy knife	1
#119	cardboard katana	5
#324	cardboard ore	5
#94	cardboard sword	1
#369	cardboard wakizashi	5
#90	cast-iron legacy paddle	2
#128	cheer extractor	1
#109	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#65	chicle de salchicha	1
#220	chrome sword	4
#46	clockwork staff	1
#41	clockwork sword	2
#964	cocoa egg	3
#252	comfy pillow	1
#397	communal gobstopper	1
#68	concoction of clumsiness	1
#102	confiscated comic book	1
#312	cookie cookie	3
#8	cozy scimitar	1
#128	crazy hobo notebook	3
#64	das boot	2
#45	demon makeup kit	1
#82	dense meat sword	1
#328	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
#208	devilish folio	1
#12	dice ring	1
#11	dice-print do-rag	1
#1717	disturbing fanfic	2
#76	dream of a dog	1
#99	dripping meat sword	1
#1504	drywall axe	3
#232	duct tape sword	1
#32	dusty animal skull	3
#272	dwarvish magazine	4
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#5140	easter egg balloon	1
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1910	elven suicide capsule	1
#82	emergency margarita	1
#313	epic wad	1
#189	eyedrops of newt	1
#130	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#144	faded red protest sign	1
#122	filet of The Fish	1
#117	filthy armor	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#129	fitness wristband	1
#55	flaming cardboard sword	2
#104	flaming sword	5
#142	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#177	future drug: Coolscaline	2
#190	future drug: Smartinex	1
#23	ghast iron cleaver	1
#549	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#65	ghostly dagger	2
#1638	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#117	giant spider leg	1
#120	gin-soaked blotter paper	7
#156	glass of bourbon	2
#116	glowing syringe	1
#269	goat	2
#1167	goth kid t-shirt	1
#222	grass blade	1
#326	grassy cutlass	2
#51	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#294	grilled mooseflank	1
#4471	grue egg	2
#79	gym membership card	1
#106	hand of cards	1
#62	hand-carved bokken	2
#5198	handful of confetti	1
#51	hawk	33
#66	headless sparrow	38
#1671	heart of the volcano	1
#102	hermit factoid	1
#12	high-temperature mining drill	3
#190	hovering sombrero	2
#2353	immense cyborg hand	1
#259	insanely spicy bean burrito	21
#97	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	11
#95	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	8
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#453	java cookie	2
#80	keel-haulin' knife	2
#245	kiwi beak	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#60	labrador cookie	1
#201	leather bookmark	1
#66	leftover canapés	1
#414	leprechaun hatchling	1
#210	libation of liveliness	1
#270	library card	1
#13	lint	1,230
#154	liquid ice	1
#232	lotion of coldness	1
#237	lotion of hotness	1
#241	lotion of sleaziness	1
#242	lotion of spookiness	1
#222	lotion of stench	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#1413	macaroni duck	1
#154	madius	1
#1847	mafia aria	2
#124	makeshift crane	2
#7	makeshift sixgun	4
#73	mangled squirrel	35
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#150	mime army rations	2
#205	mime army wine	1
#311	mysterious silver lapel pin	4
#104	octopus's spade	2
#218	oil of expertise	1
#233	oil of oiliness	1
#140	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#171	papotion of papower	1
#397	perl necklace	1
#57	pestoblade	2
#787	petit 4.1	1
#544	petit fortran	1
#53	pewter claymore	11
#9	phial of hotness	1
#12	phial of sleaziness	1
#9	phial of spookiness	1
#13	phial of stench	1
#26	picture of you	2
#119	pirate brochure	1
#93	pirate skull	1
#209	pixel sword	1
#528	plastic ingot	1
#75	pocket maze	1
#22	polo trophy	4
#15	polyester pad	1
#16	polyester parachute	1
#17	polyester peeler	1
#14	polyester pettipants	1
#13	polyester pulsera	1
#119	potent potion of potency	1
#391	potion of temporary gr8ness	1
#159	pregnant mushroom	2
#63	pressurized potion of perception	2
#43	pressurized potion of perspicacity	4
#32	pressurized potion of pneumaticity	1
#59	pressurized potion of proficiency	1
#47	pressurized potion of puissance	2
#70	pressurized potion of pulchritude	1
#137	radiator heater shield	1
#74	rat carcass	33
#53	realistic cap gun	1
#1723	really dense meat stack	1
#121	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#125	recording of Chorale of Companionship	1
#95	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	7
#95	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#91	recording of Prelude of Precision	2
#116	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#391	red ale	1
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#924	ridiculous cocktail	1
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#508	ridiculously huge sword	16
#20	rinky-dink sixgun	1
#41	savory sword	2
#26	scroll case	2
#108	scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	1
#103	scroll of Puddingskin	1
#279	sensitive poetry journal	1
#282	serpentine sword	2
#31	sewing kit	1
#67	shady shades	1
#63	sharpened spoon	2
#56	shining goblet	2
#328	shiny butcherknife	2
#71	short writ of habeas corpus	6
#53	shuddersword	2
#58	silver face paint	2
#481	silver shrimp fork	3
#44	single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	3
#95	skate blade	1
#108	sleeve deuce	39
#72	slide rule	3
#56	slime convention coupons	4
#60	slime convention flyers	4
#52	slime convention pin	4
#61	slime convention t-shirt	4
#138	smart watch	1
#132	smellbook	1
#128	smiling rat	2
#1680	solid gold bowling ball	5
#307	spaghetti cult mask	2
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#67	spectral axe	2
#299	sponge cake	1
#78	squeaky toy rose	1
#280	star starfish	1
#419	star sword	1
#69	starchy sword	1
#42	steel sword	1
#570	strange cube	1
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#1321	stray chihuahua	1
#6998	stuffed Cheshire bitten	3
#7818	stuffed astral badger	2
#1866	stuffed crazy bastard sword	1
#3052	stuffed mink	1
#3088	stuffed tin of caviar	1
#8883	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
#89	styrofoam sword	1
#175	suede shortsword	1
#1488	support cummerbund	1
#307	sweet ninja sword	4
#171	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	2
#101	sword of static	2
#21	swordzall	3
#189	tainted seal's blood	1
#536	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
#98	tiny barrel	12
#598	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#551	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#206	tiny ninja sword	5
#2846	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2
#985	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	3
#2772	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
#2096	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
#888	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	2
#1151	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#3171	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#3934	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3074	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#791	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#1317	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#8177	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#1149	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#84	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#100	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#100	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#476	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	2
#86	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#322	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	3
#1346	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#301	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	3
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#74	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1329	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#65	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#1791	tiny plastic accordion thief	3
#105	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1731	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4017	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#6105	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#1118	tiny plastic angry space marine	2
#79	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#2809	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#243	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2788	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#3972	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#3351	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	5
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#6127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#1094	tiny plastic batbugbear	2
#3959	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1353	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1357	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1340	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#1713	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#1347	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1320	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#6175	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#3917	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3946	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3899	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1334	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1336	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1349	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#6120	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
#4878	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#3908	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#4490	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#99	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#6172	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#8177	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#6146	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#6085	tiny plastic grue	2
#4593	tiny plastic hermit	1
#8115	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8055	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#6160	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#8088	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#6151	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#4340	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#4790	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
#4459	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#4445	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#100	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3829	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#6188	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#8148	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8123	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#1110	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#4474	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#61	toy sixgun	2
#674	turtle pheromones	1
#75	two-handed depthsword	2
#155	unused walkie-talkie	4
#658	unusual disco ball	4
#18	velcro broadsword	3
#174	vial of The Glistening	1
#2591	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#305	vorpal blade	19
#111	wand of pigification	7
#8	warbear metalworking primer (used)	2
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#52	warbear superpotion	3
#395	white sword	9
#377	witty rapier	5
#363	wooden axe	1
#1220	wooden block	1

what items are this player missing?