Museum :: Odd Alfred

Odd Alfred

Rank	Item	Quantity
#66	"KICK ME" sign	12
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#94	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#15	Bonestabber	3
#119	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	2
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#292	Crimbo Credit	22
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#307	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#359	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	4
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#138	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	3
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#166	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	2
#418	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	2
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#138	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	3
#328	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	5
#352	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	4
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#407	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	2
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#307	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	6
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#2076	Crimbuck	31
#79	Daisy's unclean bloomers	2
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#721	Drowsy Sword	23
#26	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	6
#631	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	6
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#106	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	2
#214	Frogade	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#65	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	6
#149	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	5
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#107	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	1
#507	Green Clover of Justice	4
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#481	Jocko Homo's head	4
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#122	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	5
#358	Knob Goblin scimitar	28
#44	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	5
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#307	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	1
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#75	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#57	Mer-kin smartjuice	3
#70	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#234	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	4
#144	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	11
#165	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	8
#156	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	5
#183	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	4
#186	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	4
#199	O'RLY manual	2
#102	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1
#215	Order of the Silver Wossname	3
#119	Othello's dagger	1
#40	Pecos Dave's sixgun	4
#89	Poison Oak trading card	2
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#81	Serenity trading card	2
#63	Spirit Precipice	3
#113	Squat-Thrust Magazine	7
#11	Staff of the Cozy Fish	1
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#71	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	2
#37	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	13
#70	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	1
#74	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	1
#80	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	1
#26	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	12
#77	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	1
#82	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	1
#62	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	2
#74	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	1
#69	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
#80	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	1
#28	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	18
#82	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	1
#65	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	1
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#93	Tales of Spelunking	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#33	The Emperor's new hat	2
#42	The Emperor's new shirt	2
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#804	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#252	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#524	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	2
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#1304	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#552	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	2
#1041	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#54	VYKEA hex key	3
#21	Work is a Four Letter Sword	3
#36	Xiblaxian alloy	6
#49	Xiblaxian crystal	1
#57	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	1
#46	Xiblaxian polymer	37
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#60	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	50
#83	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	30
#180	Z-Bone steak	3
#252	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	5
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#109	antique machete	7
#478	asbestos sword	1
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#1173	awful poetry journal	17
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#1207	baby killer bee	4
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#5461	badass belt	4
#502	bag of bones	1
#66	bag of grain	1
#664	balloon monkey	2
#144	balloon sword	3
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#412	bark rootbeer	1
#46	barrel beryl	7
#955	barrrnacle	11
#144	basic meat sword	1
#65	black blade	6
#510	black eyedrops	1
#232	black sword	12
#151	blackberry polite	1
#93	blood-drive sticker	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#173	book of matches	1
#66	boot knife	1
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#119	brain preservation fluid	2
#35	brand new key	5
#397	bread line	1
#142	breakfast miracle	1
#59	broken beer bottle	1
#273	broken sword	11
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#77	butterfly knife	1
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#103	candy knife	1
#119	cardboard katana	5
#325	cardboard ore	5
#95	cardboard sword	1
#369	cardboard wakizashi	5
#90	cast-iron legacy paddle	2
#128	cheer extractor	1
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#67	chicle de salchicha	1
#222	chrome sword	4
#46	clockwork staff	1
#41	clockwork sword	2
#966	cocoa egg	3
#253	comfy pillow	1
#397	communal gobstopper	1
#69	concoction of clumsiness	1
#102	confiscated comic book	1
#313	cookie cookie	3
#8	cozy scimitar	1
#127	crazy hobo notebook	3
#65	das boot	2
#45	demon makeup kit	1
#84	dense meat sword	1
#329	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
#207	devilish folio	1
#12	dice ring	1
#11	dice-print do-rag	1
#1717	disturbing fanfic	2
#77	dream of a dog	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#1505	drywall axe	3
#232	duct tape sword	1
#32	dusty animal skull	3
#273	dwarvish magazine	4
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1911	elven suicide capsule	1
#81	emergency margarita	1
#315	epic wad	1
#191	eyedrops of newt	1
#129	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#126	filet of The Fish	1
#118	filthy armor	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#129	fitness wristband	1
#55	flaming cardboard sword	2
#106	flaming sword	5
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#182	future drug: Coolscaline	2
#196	future drug: Smartinex	1
#24	ghast iron cleaver	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#65	ghostly dagger	2
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#119	giant spider leg	1
#119	gin-soaked blotter paper	7
#158	glass of bourbon	2
#117	glowing syringe	1
#272	goat	2
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#223	grass blade	1
#328	grassy cutlass	2
#54	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#296	grilled mooseflank	1
#4476	grue egg	2
#83	gym membership card	1
#108	hand of cards	1
#62	hand-carved bokken	2
#5199	handful of confetti	1
#49	hawk	33
#67	headless sparrow	38
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#103	hermit factoid	1
#12	high-temperature mining drill	3
#192	hovering sombrero	2
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#260	insanely spicy bean burrito	21
#97	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	11
#97	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	8
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#453	java cookie	2
#79	keel-haulin' knife	2
#248	kiwi beak	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#59	labrador cookie	1
#201	leather bookmark	1
#67	leftover canapés	1
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#210	libation of liveliness	1
#270	library card	1
#13	lint	1,230
#155	liquid ice	1
#233	lotion of coldness	1
#237	lotion of hotness	1
#241	lotion of sleaziness	1
#242	lotion of spookiness	1
#222	lotion of stench	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#1423	macaroni duck	1
#156	madius	1
#1845	mafia aria	2
#124	makeshift crane	2
#7	makeshift sixgun	4
#74	mangled squirrel	35
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#148	mime army rations	2
#205	mime army wine	1
#313	mysterious silver lapel pin	4
#104	octopus's spade	2
#218	oil of expertise	1
#234	oil of oiliness	1
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#170	papotion of papower	1
#398	perl necklace	1
#58	pestoblade	2
#788	petit 4.1	1
#546	petit fortran	1
#53	pewter claymore	11
#9	phial of hotness	1
#12	phial of sleaziness	1
#9	phial of spookiness	1
#13	phial of stench	1
#26	picture of you	2
#121	pirate brochure	1
#94	pirate skull	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#529	plastic ingot	1
#75	pocket maze	1
#22	polo trophy	4
#15	polyester pad	1
#16	polyester parachute	1
#17	polyester peeler	1
#14	polyester pettipants	1
#13	polyester pulsera	1
#118	potent potion of potency	1
#389	potion of temporary gr8ness	1
#159	pregnant mushroom	2
#63	pressurized potion of perception	2
#43	pressurized potion of perspicacity	4
#32	pressurized potion of pneumaticity	1
#59	pressurized potion of proficiency	1
#47	pressurized potion of puissance	2
#71	pressurized potion of pulchritude	1
#140	radiator heater shield	1
#75	rat carcass	33
#55	realistic cap gun	1
#1729	really dense meat stack	1
#123	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#126	recording of Chorale of Companionship	1
#96	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	7
#96	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#93	recording of Prelude of Precision	2
#116	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#388	red ale	1
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#924	ridiculous cocktail	1
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#510	ridiculously huge sword	16
#20	rinky-dink sixgun	1
#41	savory sword	2
#27	scroll case	2
#106	scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	1
#102	scroll of Puddingskin	1
#280	sensitive poetry journal	1
#282	serpentine sword	2
#31	sewing kit	1
#68	shady shades	1
#64	sharpened spoon	2
#58	shining goblet	2
#331	shiny butcherknife	2
#72	short writ of habeas corpus	6
#53	shuddersword	2
#58	silver face paint	2
#482	silver shrimp fork	3
#45	single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	3
#95	skate blade	1
#109	sleeve deuce	39
#73	slide rule	3
#56	slime convention coupons	4
#60	slime convention flyers	4
#52	slime convention pin	4
#62	slime convention t-shirt	4
#138	smart watch	1
#133	smellbook	1
#128	smiling rat	2
#1678	solid gold bowling ball	5
#309	spaghetti cult mask	2
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#68	spectral axe	2
#300	sponge cake	1
#79	squeaky toy rose	1
#280	star starfish	1
#420	star sword	1
#69	starchy sword	1
#43	steel sword	1
#572	strange cube	1
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#1333	stray chihuahua	1
#7011	stuffed Cheshire bitten	3
#7830	stuffed astral badger	2
#1874	stuffed crazy bastard sword	1
#3073	stuffed mink	1
#3107	stuffed tin of caviar	1
#8890	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
#90	styrofoam sword	1
#175	suede shortsword	1
#1487	support cummerbund	1
#307	sweet ninja sword	4
#171	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	2
#101	sword of static	2
#21	swordzall	3
#188	tainted seal's blood	1
#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
#101	tiny barrel	12
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#206	tiny ninja sword	5
#2848	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2
#990	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	3
#2776	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
#2096	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
#890	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	2
#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#1326	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#1156	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#491	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	2
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#333	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	3
#1357	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#311	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	3
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1340	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#1794	tiny plastic accordion thief	3
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#6121	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#1121	tiny plastic angry space marine	2
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2790	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#3364	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	5
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#6142	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#1097	tiny plastic batbugbear	2
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1361	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#1716	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#6187	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#6130	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
#4886	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#6180	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#6155	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#6099	tiny plastic grue	2
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#6170	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#6160	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#4797	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#6199	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#62	toy sixgun	2
#673	turtle pheromones	1
#76	two-handed depthsword	2
#160	unused walkie-talkie	4
#664	unusual disco ball	4
#18	velcro broadsword	3
#176	vial of The Glistening	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#306	vorpal blade	19
#112	wand of pigification	7
#8	warbear metalworking primer (used)	2
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#52	warbear superpotion	3
#394	white sword	9
#376	witty rapier	5
#365	wooden axe	1
#1221	wooden block	1

Wow, that's 2,699 items total!

what items are this player missing?