Lord Juan

RankItemQuantity
#248A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#280A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#257A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#224A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#296A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#226A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#296Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#786Asleep in the Cemetery2
#74BRICKO bulwark1
#70BRICKO hat1
#64BRICKO pants1
#112BRICKO pearl1
#62BRICKO sword1
#19BRICKO vacuum cleaner1
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#282C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button2
#583CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#481CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#509CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#476CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#97CRIMBCO lanyard6
#1393CRIMBCO mug4
#1702CRIMBCO scrip5
#1646CRIMBCO wine2
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#1727CRIMBCOLOAF3
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#282Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#606Crimbo candied pecan16
#604Crimbo fudge16
#594Crimbo peppermint bark16
#584Crimbo pie2
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#650Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#3213Crimbuck1
#210Elron's Explosive Etude1
#170Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#211Frosty's carrot1
#104Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire3
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#98Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#138Lars the Cyberian3
#384Let Me Be!4
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#182Mylar balloon1
#1573Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#627Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#29PVC staff1
#66Pendant of Fire1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#144Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#471Sinful Desires1
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#592Tales from the Fireside2
#523Tales of a Kansas Toymaker5
#417The Joy of Wassailing8
#613Travels with Jerry2
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#611Uncle Crimbo's Rations3
#183Venus flytrap1
#227Woldo trading card1
#499Workytime Tea3
#744Yellow Moon of Compassion4
#375Zim Merman's guitar2
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#187Zombo's shield1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#129all-purpose flower1
#678anniversary balloon1
#565baby killer bee17
#183babycakes1
#120bacon bath ball8
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#141balloon helmet3
#389balloon monkey4
#105balloon shield1
#202balloon sword2
#1145banana1
#337banana cream pie1
#86banana milkshake1
#215banana smoothie3
#208banana spritzer1
#1138barrrnacle8
#73barskin buckler1
#110barskin cloak1
#88barskin loincloth1
#98barskin tent3
#1427bath ball gift set1
#35bitter bowtie1
#1125black paisley oyster egg4
#433blue plastic oyster egg11
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#570brine33
#464bungle in the jungle1
#1817can of Binarrrca1
#1102can of CRIMBCOLA4
#4786candy cane1
#197chocolate bath ball5
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#84clownskin belt5
#202clownskin harness1
#100cologne of contempt3
🥉control crystal1
#1025daisy1
#164demonskin jacket1
#158demonskin trousers1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#641dill61
#254especially salty dog1
#1208evil teddy bear8
#309fertilized ghuol egg1
#653figurine of a cold seal5
#293figurine of a shadowy seal4
#210figurine of an ancient seal3
#323frigid mote2
#3426fruitcake1
#64furry green earmuffs1
#86furry kilt1
#427furry pants1
#67furry skirt1
#132gatorskin umbrella2
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#608gingerbread house1
#167golden twig1
#882green balloon1
#1613grue egg15
#96halibut1
#198hamethyst earring1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#263hamethyst ring1
#1455heart-shaped balloon1
#236incense bath ball4
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#382maple leaf1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#690mugcake1
#77myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball4
#849orange and black Crimboween candy1
#320orange candygram1
#435orange peel hat1
#319pair of ragged claws1
#192paperclip256
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#1682pet rock3
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#80porquoise eyebrow ring2
#294porquoise necklace1
#131porquoise ring2
#624potato sprout3
#813potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#263pregnant mushroom1
#66pulled porquoise earring1
#106pulled porquoise pendant1
#92pulled porquoise ring1
#331red polka-dot oyster egg10
#73reinforced furry underpants1
#156ring of aggravate monster76
#352ring of cold resistance1
#174ring of conflict3
#338ring of fire resistance1
#341ring of gain strength1
#748[2108]rock5
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#86sealhide whip1
#551sleeping stocking4
#1272slow jam collection1
#278smoked potsherd1
#101space jam7
#594square CRIMBCOOKIE3
#236strange cube7
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#1930stringy sinew1
#3136stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#3307stuffed Cheshire bitten13
#3369stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech13
#3112stuffed Meat1
#2340stuffed angry cow21
#2444stuffed astral badger20
#2957stuffed baby gravy fairy16
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#2970stuffed cocoabo15
#1578stuffed dodecapede1
#3097stuffed flaming gravy fairy15
#2564stuffed frozen gravy fairy19
#952stuffed ghuol whelp1
#3418stuffed hand turkey13
#2391stuffed key3
#2569stuffed mind flayer19
#2742stuffed mink3
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#2602stuffed scary death orb19
#2253stuffed shoulder parrot7
#2795stuffed sleazy gravy fairy17
#4147stuffed snowy owl9
#3814stuffed spooky gravy fairy11
#861stuffed spooky mushroom10
#247stuffed stab bat1
#3359stuffed stinky gravy fairy13
#3135stuffed teddy butler1
#2781stuffed tin of caviar3
#4016stuffed undead elbow macaroni10
#777stuffed zmobie1
#1586teddy bear2
#1592teddy borg2
#508three-tiered wedding cake1
🥇time sleigh1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1258tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf6
#1762tiny plastic Axe Wound4
#962tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth5
#1174tiny plastic Beelzebozo4
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#1227tiny plastic Black Knight6
#2067tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#1150tiny plastic Boss Bat4
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1388tiny plastic Cheshire bat13
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#545tiny plastic Crimbo elf18
#608tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer16
#924tiny plastic Crimbo wreath4
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1147tiny plastic Felonia4
#816tiny plastic G Imp9
#1254tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser6
#1079tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester7
#667tiny plastic Hellion11
#1263tiny plastic Iiti Kitty6
#643tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter11
#833tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl9
#1486tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist5
#1453tiny plastic Knott Yeti5
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#2762tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy2
#1768tiny plastic Protagonist4
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#1440tiny plastic Spam Witch5
#1051tiny plastic Spunky Princess7
#1518tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski3
#1190tiny plastic The Man4
#1071tiny plastic Trouser Snake7
#1283tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#1426tiny plastic XXX pr0n5
#699tiny plastic accordion thief7
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1258tiny plastic angry bugbear6
#767tiny plastic angry goat23
#1239tiny plastic anime smiley6
#1456tiny plastic apathetic lizardman5
#2136tiny plastic astronomer3
#731tiny plastic baby gravy fairy24
#1320tiny plastic barrrnacle14
#2161tiny plastic beanbat3
#648tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar7
#1046tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball17
#2198tiny plastic blooper3
#1480tiny plastic brainsweeper5
#2766tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#990tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1211tiny plastic cocoabo15
#1194tiny plastic coffee pixie15
#1182tiny plastic conservationist hippy4
#828tiny plastic cubist bull9
#1777tiny plastic demoninja4
#1823tiny plastic disco bandit3
#2800tiny plastic drunk goat2
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#1465tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus5
#1483tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker5
#1242tiny plastic fluffy bunny6
#1713tiny plastic fruit golem4
#1306tiny plastic fuzzy dice14
#1304tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick14
#926tiny plastic ghuol whelp19
#2135tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers3
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1071tiny plastic goth giant7
#866tiny plastic grue20
#1051tiny plastic handsome mariachi7
#426tiny plastic hermit10
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1215tiny plastic howling balloon monkey15
#611tiny plastic killer bee27
#1741tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box4
#848tiny plastic leprechaun21
#1132tiny plastic levitating potato16
#910tiny plastic lobsterfrogman8
#930tiny plastic mosquito19
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2801tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#1344tiny plastic pastamancer4
#901tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime19
#1813tiny plastic sauceror3
#1779tiny plastic scary clown4
#841tiny plastic seal clubber6
#812tiny plastic senile lihc9
#1246tiny plastic smarmy pirate6
#1214tiny plastic spiny skelelton6
#1303tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton14
#2193tiny plastic spooky vampire3
#813tiny plastic stab bat22
#859tiny plastic star starfish20
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#617tiny plastic sweet nutcracker15
#1741tiny plastic taco cat4
#1726tiny plastic topiary golem4
#718tiny plastic turtle tamer7
#1770tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni4
#1447tiny plastic warwelf5
#2699tiny plastic whitesnake2
#1474tiny plastic zmobie5
#94toe jam7
#709tooth5
#1592toothsome rock4
#2400toy crazy train1
#100traffic jam7
#658triangular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#392tulip1
#482unearthed potsherd1
#728urinal cake1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#564volcanic ash1
#903white balloon1
#122white snakeskin duster1
#589wreath of laurels1
#29wumpus-hair bolo1
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#14wumpus-hair net1
#11wumpus-hair sweater1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1
#1135yeti fur17

Wow, that's 1,993 items total!

what items are this player missing?