| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #70 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #282 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #97 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 6 |
| #1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #606 | Crimbo candied pecan | 16 |
| #603 | Crimbo fudge | 16 |
| #593 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 16 |
| #585 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #104 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 3 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #384 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #417 | The Joy of Wassailing | 8 |
| #613 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #499 | Workytime Tea | 3 |
| #744 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #375 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #565 | baby killer bee | 17 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #120 | bacon bath ball | 8 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #141 | balloon helmet | 3 |
| #389 | balloon monkey | 4 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #202 | balloon sword | 2 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #215 | banana smoothie | 3 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #1139 | barrrnacle | 8 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #98 | barskin tent | 3 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #1125 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #433 | blue plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #570 | brine | 33 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #196 | chocolate bath ball | 5 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #84 | clownskin belt | 5 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #100 | cologne of contempt | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #641 | dill | 61 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1208 | evil teddy bear | 8 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #653 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #210 | figurine of an ancient seal | 3 |
| #323 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #132 | gatorskin umbrella | 2 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1613 | grue egg | 15 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #236 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #76 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #192 | paperclip | 256 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #80 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 2 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #131 | porquoise ring | 2 |
| #625 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #66 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #92 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #331 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #156 | ring of aggravate monster | 76 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #174 | ring of conflict | 3 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #748 | [2108]rock | 5 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #551 | sleeping stocking | 4 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #101 | space jam | 7 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #236 | strange cube | 7 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3308 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #3369 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #2340 | stuffed angry cow | 21 |
| #2444 | stuffed astral badger | 20 |
| #2956 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2970 | stuffed cocoabo | 15 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3097 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2563 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 19 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3418 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #2392 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #2569 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #2744 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2602 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #2253 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #2794 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 17 |
| #4148 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #3814 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #861 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 10 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3358 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2781 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #4017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1388 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #545 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 18 |
| #608 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 16 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1147 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #816 | tiny plastic G Imp | 9 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #1079 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #667 | tiny plastic Hellion | 11 |
| #1263 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #643 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 11 |
| #833 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 9 |
| #1486 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1453 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1426 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #699 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #767 | tiny plastic angry goat | 23 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #731 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 14 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #648 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 7 |
| #1046 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 17 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 15 |
| #1194 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 15 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #828 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 9 |
| #1777 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #1306 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #926 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 19 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #866 | tiny plastic grue | 20 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hermit | 10 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 15 |
| #611 | tiny plastic killer bee | 27 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #848 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 21 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 16 |
| #910 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #930 | tiny plastic mosquito | 19 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #901 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 19 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #841 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #812 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 9 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 14 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #813 | tiny plastic stab bat | 22 |
| #859 | tiny plastic star starfish | 20 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #617 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 15 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #718 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 7 |
| #1770 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #94 | toe jam | 7 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #1592 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #100 | traffic jam | 7 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #482 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #564 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #1135 | yeti fur | 17 |