| #454 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 5 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #336 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 6 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbuck | 4,511 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #827 | FDKOL commendation | 9 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #64 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 500 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #419 | Valentine | 75 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #992 | asbestos ore | 2 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #53 | basic meat fez | 2 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #197 | beach glass necklace | 2 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #185 | black velvet box | 2 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #467 | blind-packed capsule toy | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #664 | bottle of bubbles | 2 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #497 | bubblewrap ore | 2 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #114 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 5 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #775 | chrome ore | 3 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #440 | corrupted data | 20 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #179 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #109 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #79 | double-barreled sling | 19 |
| #381 | drum machine | 10 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #105 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #1547 | elven cellocello | 12 |
| #1743 | elven suicide capsule | 6 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #1811 | fancy chocolate car | 2 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #427 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
| #650 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #82 | figurine of a stinking seal | 26 |
| #911 | floaty sand | 2 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #612 | fudge lily | 4 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #565 | gauze garter | 2 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #184 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 3 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #588 | green beer | 20 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1730 | herringcello | 6 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #544 | hot date | 3 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #967 | jerky coins | 3 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #588 | licorice root | 2 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #528 | linoleum ore | 6 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #302 | love song of naughty innuendo | 2 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #469 | lump of diamond | 3 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #202 | overcookie | 1 |
| #141 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #649 | paperclip | 40 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #98 | peace-sign necklace | 5 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1339 | penguin focaccia bread | 13 |
| #94 | phat turquoise bracelet | 9 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #409 | piece of wedding cake | 13 |
| #912 | pink candy heart | 3 |
| #318 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #35 | poisonous caviar | 24 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #191 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #619 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #119 | really thick bandage | 2 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1455 | roasted marshmallow | 2 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #194 | seal-brain elixir | 3 |
| #46 | seal-toothed rock | 1 |
| #252 | sealhide seal doll | 3 |
| #122 | sealhide snare | 6 |
| #27 | shadowy seal eye | 3 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #968 | snake | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #135 | soul doorbell | 2 |
| #138 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #40 | spirit bed | 2 |
| #146 | spirit blanket | 2 |
| #140 | spirit mattress | 2 |
| #139 | spirit pillow | 2 |
| #136 | spirit sheet | 2 |
| #214 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #585 | squirming egg sac | 11 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #98 | stone of eXtreme power | 110 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #449 | strange cube | 2 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #817 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2290 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #630 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #162 | tankard of ale | 2 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #124 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #59 | trout fang | 5 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #1870 | unstable DNA | 8 |
| #671 | useless powder | 126 |
| #86 | vinyl ore | 4 |
| #348 | wad of cotton | 9 |
| #49 | wet venom duct | 9 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #769 | wind-up meatcar | 2 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |