| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #573 | BURT | 5 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #170 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #419 | Crimbo salad | 3 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimbuck | 168 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #500 | FDKOL commendation | 236 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #281 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #130 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #157 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 34 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #108 | bark rootbeer | 6 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #887 | bottle of goofballs | 29 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #46 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #184 | bunny liver | 47 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #667 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #456 | cookie cookie | 2 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #16 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #628 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #617 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #1350 | dill | 5 |
| #468 | donated booze | 3 |
| #442 | donated candy | 4 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #15 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #125 | eldritch ichor | 9 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #302 | empty agua de vida bottle | 686 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #722 | fancy opera glasses | 3 |
| #182 | festive sausage | 14 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #170 | flask flops | 1 |
| #989 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #86 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #1566 | ghost cucumber | 5 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #926 | heart necklace | 8 |
| #174 | hemp candy necklace | 5 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #64 | invisibility potion | 7 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #90 | irresistibility potion | 6 |
| #61 | irritability potion | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #209 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #93 | mangled finger | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #42 | meteorb | 1 |
| #58 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #501 | motivational poster | 9 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #171 | old sweatpants | 396 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #182 | ornate picture frame | 10 |
| #132 | overloaded micro-reactor | 10 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #114 | pitted sheet metal | 13 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #62 | plastic cup of flat beer | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #118 | precious piercing post | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #134 | protection stick | 1 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #314 | red ale | 3 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #170 | soap knife | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #98 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #482 | spectre scepter | 67 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #615 | squirming egg sac | 10 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #130 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #224 | stuffed martini | 42 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #373 | sweet mochi ball | 9 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #35 | topiary skunk | 2 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #438 | turtle pheromones | 6 |
| #112 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #1688 | useless powder | 4 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1216 | vinegar | 10 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #224 | warbear drone assembler | 2 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #30 | warbear gyro | 22 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |