| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1083 | 33398 scroll | 2 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #319 | 668 scroll | 2 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1851 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #731 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #2092 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #77 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #95 | Red Pill | 4 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #602 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 2 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #283 | antique hand mirror | 12 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #363 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #654 | baseball | 3 |
| #769 | bat guano | 3 |
| #758 | bat wing | 5 |
| #973 | batgut | 4 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #682 | beer bomb | 10 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #540 | beer lens | 2 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #533 | black greaves | 2 |
| #468 | black helmet | 3 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #864 | blue pixel | 21 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #1169 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #850 | bottle of rum | 21 |
| #980 | bottle of tequila | 6 |
| #1041 | bottle of vodka | 3 |
| #321 | boulder | 1 |
| #4214 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #157 | brown pixel | 1 |
| #583 | brown sugar cane | 2 |
| #795 | bubbly potion | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #513 | bunch of square grapes | 2 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #71 | can of depilatory cream | 2 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #438 | chloroform rag | 3 |
| #157 | club sandwich | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #125 | distention pill | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #197 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #40 | essential soy | 3 |
| #100 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #294 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #229 | filthy poultice | 27 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #327 | fire poi | 5 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #249 | fossilized bat skull | 2 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #452 | gas balloon | 7 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1169 | giant discarded plastic fork | 6 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #230 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #364 | green smoke bomb | 3 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1073 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #7 | hemp net | 410 |
| #289 | henna face paint | 3 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1864 | killing feather | 23 |
| #144 | king cookie | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #961 | lucky rabbit's foot | 6 |
| #335 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #82 | obnoxious riddle | 4 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #301 | panty raider camouflage | 3 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #554 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #32 | pirate pamphlet | 20 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #225 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #60 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #166 | pixellated moneybag | 4 |
| #223 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #458 | quantum taco | 20 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #272 | raisin | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #1455 | roasted marshmallow | 2 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2092 | rogue swarmer | 25 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #254 | rusty bonesaw | 2 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1796 | sawblade fragment | 30 |
| #251 | scented massage oil | 6 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #304 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #130 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #138 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #449 | strange cube | 2 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1417 | stuffed gray blob | 9 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #89 | sugar shard | 107 |
| #131 | sun-dried tofu | 1 |
| #46 | superamplified boom box | 55 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #137 | synthetic dog hair pill | 1 |
| #115 | tangle of rat tails | 2 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #2502 | unstable laser battery | 11 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1297 | valuable trinket | 27 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #14 | wasabi-infused sake | 50 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |