| #142 | "DRINK ME" potion | 267 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #280 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #966 | Crimbo candied pecan | 6 |
| #1171 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1168 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #2280 | Crimbuck | 16 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #105 | Elmley shades | 11 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #141 | Game Grid token | 15 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #747 | Knob Goblin love potion | 5 |
| #136 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 12 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #91 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 6 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #304 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 42 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #153 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 58 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #353 | adder bladder | 18 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #81 | ammonite candy mold | 2 |
| #655 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #677 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
| #859 | baconstone | 9 |
| #3570 | badass belt | 11 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #170 | beaten-up Chucks | 3 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #312 | belemnite fossil | 15 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #4499 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #1471 | brick | 12 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
| #296 | chef's hat | 35 |
| #39 | chef-in-the-box | 12 |
| #204 | chunk of rock salt | 19 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #416 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #104 | concentrated cordial of concentration | 2 |
| #68 | concoction of clumsiness | 1 |
| #123 | cordial of concentration | 3 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1001 | disassembled clover | 14 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #384 | dry noodles | 243 |
| #1517 | duct tape | 8 |
| #259 | empty agua de vida bottle | 813 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #31 | eyedrops of the ermine | 53 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #283 | fish-liver oil | 37 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #212 | frigid air mattress | 4 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #1322 | fudgecule | 5 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #132 | gatorskin umbrella | 2 |
| #34 | giant designer sunglasses | 85 |
| #387 | gob of wet hair | 32 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #538 | hamethyst | 15 |
| #179 | handful of pine needles | 54 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| 🥈 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 258 |
| #443 | lewd playing card | 5 |
| #649 | line | 28 |
| #415 | little paper umbrella | 123 |
| #287 | llama lama gong | 5 |
| #450 | lollipop stick | 85 |
| #97 | lotion of coldness | 11 |
| #65 | lotion of hotness | 27 |
| #20 | lotion of sleaziness | 106 |
| #56 | lotion of spookiness | 35 |
| #118 | lotion of stench | 7 |
| #238 | love song of disturbing obsession | 9 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #512 | magical ice cubes | 49 |
| #290 | megatofu | 21 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #67 | mojo filter | 36 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #83 | natty blue ascot | 4 |
| #123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1339 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #70 | oil of oiliness | 30 |
| #184 | oil of slipperiness | 2 |
| #22 | oil of stability | 100 |
| #94 | ointment of the occult | 18 |
| #1510 | old sweatpants | 11 |
| #179 | pack of pogs | 102 |
| #453 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #91 | papotion of papower | 6 |
| #485 | patchouli incense stick | 18 |
| #65 | pear lozenge | 3 |
| #70 | philter of phorce | 45 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #40 | pixel cross | 31 |
| #32 | pixel holy water | 44 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #446 | pixellated candy heart | 33 |
| #71 | pixellated moneybag | 29 |
| #417 | plastic passion fruit | 3 |
| #4 | poodle skirt | 100 |
| #867 | porquoise | 8 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #35 | potion of potency | 30 |
| #193 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 8 |
| #59 | pressurized potion of proficiency | 1 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #113 | pufferfish spine | 3 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #11 | ridiculous sunglasses | 10 |
| #295 | round green sunglasses | 2 |
| #95 | round purple sunglasses | 129 |
| #190 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #304 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
| #155 | sleaze nuggets | 10 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #29 | slime convention coupons | 10 |
| #28 | slime convention flyers | 10 |
| #22 | slime convention pin | 10 |
| #31 | slime convention t-shirt | 10 |
| #176 | smoked potsherd | 4 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #1801 | spectre scepter | 12 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #716 | sucker scaffold | 2 |
| #154 | sugar sheet | 54 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #573 | superheated fudge | 3 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1,919 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #347 | tofu casserole | 3 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #113 | tomato juice of powerful power | 33 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #560 | trilobite fossil | 6 |
| #51 | turtle pheromones | 124 |
| #205 | twinkly wad | 1,472 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #13 | wad of slimy rags | 100 |
| #149 | wad of tofu | 59 |
| #155 | wind-up meatcar | 75 |
| #394 | wool hat | 3 |
| #229 | wreath of laurels | 3 |
| #882 | yellow gummi ingot | 5 |
| #128 | yummy death watch beetle | 5 |