| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 2 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #20 | A Guide to Safari | 1 |
| #234 | ASCII shirt | 9 |
| #38 | Adventurer bobblehead | 5 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #7 | Amulet of Yendor | 2,799 |
| #40 | Ancient Protector Soda | 17 |
| #17 | Ancient Saucehelm | 40 |
| 🥉 | Angelhair Culottes | 54 |
| #50 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 10 |
| #9 | Antagonistic Snowman Kit | 3 |
| #11 | Argarggagarg's fang | 45 |
| #93 | Arrrmetia trading card | 2 |
| #242 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #239 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 4 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #362 | BGE merchandise order form | 11 |
| #241 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #184 | BGE temporary tattoo | 5 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #37 | BOOtonniere | 2 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| 🥉 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 54 |
| #75 | Barney's rake | 4 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #8 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 328 |
| #149 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 14 |
| #11 | Black Bart's Booty | 2 |
| 🥈 | Bling of the New Wave | 97 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #734 | Bonerdagon necklace | 15 |
| #119 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #35 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 32 |
| #499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
| #260 | Boss Bat bling | 13 |
| #12 | Boss Bat britches | 276 |
| #117 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 18 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 12 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 2 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #321 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,000 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #289 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #26 | Chester's cutoffs | 3 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #23 | Chester's sunglasses | 2 |
| #89 | Chori Zo trading card | 2 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #9 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 44 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #412 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #5 | Colander of Em-er'il | 54 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #367 | Corpse Island iced tea | 14 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #2380 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #49 | Crown of the Goblin King | 296 |
| #67 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 8 |
| #369 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 17 |
| 🥉 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 97 |
| #52 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 7 |
| #49 | Dolphin King's crown | 75 |
| #23 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 146 |
| #27 | Drowsy Sword | 303 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #13 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 54 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #12 | Elder Turtle Shell | 40 |
| 🥈 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 200 |
| #5 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 209 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #65 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #79 | Frosty's frosty mug | 25 |
| #58 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #33 | Frosty's old silk hat | 3 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #6 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 40 |
| #5 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 40 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #396 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #29 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 12 |
| #10 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 39 |
| #256 | Green Clover of Justice | 8 |
| #17 | Heimandatz's heart | 40 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #30 | Hodgman's blanket | 35 |
| #42 | Hodgman's bow tie | 2 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #26 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 2 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #25 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 3 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #23 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 3 |
| #21 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 2 |
| #7 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 3 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #57 | Instant Karma | 221 |
| #54 | Iron Beta of Industry | 171 |
| #432 | Jarlsberg's earring | 3 |
| 🥉 | Jocko Homo's head | 97 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #376 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 3 |
| #8 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 45 |
| #24 | LOLmec statuette | 3 |
| #13 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 54 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #86 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #8 | Lederhosen of the Night | 54 |
| #45 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #27 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 14 |
| #35 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 301 |
| #28 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 30 |
| #23 | Martialest Arts trophy | 4 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #132 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #374 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 10 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #20 | Misty Cape | 104 |
| #35 | Misty Cloak | 64 |
| #23 | Misty Robe | 96 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #92 | My First Art of War | 7 |
| #12 | Newman's Own Trousers | 39 |
| #41 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 106 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #46 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 35 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #25 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 3 |
| #352 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 6 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #25 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 3 |
| #13 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 3 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #53 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #47 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 30 |
| #195 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 5 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #90 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 2 |
| #8 | Professor What T-Shirt | 211 |
| #101 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #13 | ROM of Optimality | 1 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #208 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #123 | Roman sadnals | 2 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #459 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #9 | Safari Jack's moustache | 40 |
| #13 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 45 |
| #324 | Schrödinger's thermos | 65 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #31 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 15 |
| #412 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 3 |
| #22 | Sogg-Os | 16 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Spelunker's Guild prize sack | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #4 | Stephen's lab coat | 200 |
| 🥉 | Stephen's secret formula | 226 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #90 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 2 |
| #53 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #25 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 3 |
| #4 | The Lot's engagement ring | 151 |
| #16 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 54 |
| #7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #76 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #82 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 27 |
| #212 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #101 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 11 |
| #56 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 14 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 6 |
| #83 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 12 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 6 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 15 |
| #398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 10 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 15 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #207 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #10 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 8 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 15 |
| #41 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 15 |
| #162 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 14 |
| #459 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #45 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 3 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 8 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 7 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #113 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #81 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #58 | Victor's Spoils | 4 |
| 🥈 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 97 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #38 | Wet Russian | 10 |
| #81 | Woldo trading card | 2 |
| #269 | Wolfman Nardz | 5 |
| #191 | Workytime Tea | 11 |
| #15 | X-37 gun | 15 |
| #6 | Yakisoba's hat | 54 |
| #166 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 16 |
| #21 | Zim Merman's guitar | 27 |
| #181 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 7 |
| #23 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 3 |
| #62 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #23 | Zombo's skullcap | 3 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #15 | adorable seal larva | 44 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #40 | ankleweights | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #346 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #169 | antique bottle opener | 5 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #8 | antique machete | 222 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #716 | antique record album | 2 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #135 | antique souvenir drawing | 6 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #33 | antique spyglass | 2 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #46 | badass belt | 324 |
| #64 | bag of bones | 12 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #32 | bag of unfinished business | 2 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #41 | ballast turtle | 25 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #506 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #94 | beaten-up Chucks | 6 |
| #116 | beautiful rainbow | 3 |
| #30 | beefy fish meat | 51 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #89 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #201 | bindlestocking | 13 |
| #16 | bitter bowtie | 2 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #110 | black eyedrops | 7 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #12 | black kettle drum | 195 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #32 | black snowcone | 70 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #74 | blood sausage | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #658 | bone chips | 11 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #175 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 5 |
| #31 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 39 |
| #343 | bottle of antifreeze | 3 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #16 | bottled day | 8 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #35 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 3 |
| #30 | bowl of fishysoisse | 18 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #28 | brain preservation fluid | 8 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #44 | calavera concertina | 5 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #314 | can of spinach | 7 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #66 | caustic slime nodule | 6 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #27 | centurion helmet | 3 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #42 | chintzy accordion pin | 19 |
| #28 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 57 |
| #64 | chintzy noodle ring | 22 |
| #66 | chintzy saucepan earring | 19 |
| #43 | chintzy seal pendant | 28 |
| #59 | chintzy turtle brooch | 20 |
| #59 | chocolate cigar | 23 |
| #250 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 9 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #479 | clockwork key | 4 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #81 | cocktail napkin | 114 |
| #32 | cod cape | 2 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #369 | corpse on the beach | 14 |
| #659 | corpsedriver | 7 |
| #357 | corpsetini | 14 |
| #92 | cranberry schnapps | 5 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin mask | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #175 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #40 | cursed piece of thirteen | 24 |
| #143 | cyclops eyedrops | 4 |
| #27 | decaying wooden oar | 1 |
| #217 | denim axe | 2 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #76 | distilled fortified wine | 29 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #113 | diving muff | 1 |
| 🥉 | dollar sign | 247 |
| #128 | donkey flipbook | 6 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #28 | drafty drawers | 3 |
| #13 | dragonfish caviar | 62 |
| #30 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #20 | drywall axe | 344 |
| #29 | dubious loincloth | 3 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #281 | dull fish scale | 11 |
| #26 | dumb mud | 14 |
| #5 | duonoculars | 172 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #197 | easter egg balloon | 87 |
| #35 | eerie fetish | 2 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1910 | elven cellocello | 5 |
| #1775 | elven suicide capsule | 5 |
| #165 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,203 |
| #52 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 24 |
| 🥈 | eternal car battery | 220 |
| #90 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #67 | extra-greasy slider | 40 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #4 | facehugging alien | 747 |
| #7 | facsimile dictionary | 341 |
| #131 | fake blood | 9 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #1811 | fancy chocolate car | 2 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #26 | filet of The Fish | 8 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #122 | filthy lucre | 199 |
| #359 | [2426]fire flower | 3 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #98 | fish juice box | 13 |
| #48 | fish scimitar | 2 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #87 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #22 | floaty gravel | 5 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #78 | floaty pebbles | 5 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #768 | floaty sand | 5 |
| #5 | floral-print skirt | 35 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #409 | fossilized limb | 18 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #408 | fossilized spike | 9 |
| #255 | fossilized spine | 7 |
| #592 | fossilized torso | 4 |
| #433 | fossilized wing | 6 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #26 | friendly cheez blob | 39 |
| #48 | frozen banquet | 29 |
| #13 | frying brainpan | 4 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #28 | fuzzy busby | 76 |
| #17 | fuzzy earmuffs | 98 |
| #14 | fuzzy montera | 105 |
| #59 | ganger bandana | 2 |
| #119 | gearbox necklace | 7 |
| #29 | ghost of a necklace | 198 |
| #65 | ghost thread | 1 |
| #28 | giant discarded bottlecap | 103 |
| #55 | giant discarded plastic fork | 112 |
| #19 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 131 |
| #28 | giant fishhook | 1 |
| #27 | giant pinky ring | 343 |
| #4 | giant spider leg | 170 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #128 | gladiator tunica | 2 |
| #36 | glistening fish meat | 45 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #43 | goblin water | 16 |
| #46 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 28 |
| #30 | gold wedding ring | 264 |
| 🥉 | good ash | 584 |
| #23 | grandfather watch | 3 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #23 | groping claw | 4 |
| #34 | grue egg | 340 |
| #35 | guts necklace | 2 |
| #5 | guy made of bee pollen | 325 |
| #36 | gym shorts | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #64 | handful of confetti | 315 |
| #210 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #6 | heart of the volcano | 330 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1766 | herringcello | 5 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #12 | hot plate | 334 |
| #11 | hothammer | 4 |
| #78 | hyperinflated seal lung | 8 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #12 | imp unity ring | 334 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #27 | intimidating coiffure | 3 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #94 | irradiated pet snacks | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #72 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 36 |
| #58 | jar of squeeze | 11 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #50 | liquid ice | 15 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #16 | longhaired hippy wig | 25 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #54 | lucky lighter | 1 |
| #11 | lucky rabbit's foot | 331 |
| #5 | macaroni duck | 53 |
| #88 | madius | 4 |
| #59 | magical pony: Pearjack | 62 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #19 | marine aquamarine | 42 |
| #144 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #133 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #13 | muddy skirt | 3 |
| #225 | mulled cider | 8 |
| #507 | mummy costume | 11 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| 🥉 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 326 |
| #39 | natty blue ascot | 8 |
| #28 | neoprene skullcap | 14 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #71 | nurse's hat | 3 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #54 | obsidian dagger | 118 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #83 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #18 | old ball and chain | 2 |
| #15 | old dry bone | 4 |
| #15 | orange peel hat | 22 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #43 | pants of the Slug Lord | 65 |
| #848 | paperclip | 11 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #146 | paranormal ricotta | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #75 | pat-a-cake pendant | 15 |
| #1698 | penguin focaccia bread | 5 |
| #327 | petrified wood | 27 |
| #6 | picky tweezers | 7 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #27 | pig-iron shinguards | 6 |
| 🥇 | pile of gold coins | 96,700 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #10 | pogo stick | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #110 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 7 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #64 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #24 | primitive alien salad | 1 |
| #58 | pristine fish scale | 9 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #26 | pteruges | 3 |
| #593 | pumpkinhead mask | 10 |
| #114 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 9 |
| #113 | radiator heater shield | 2 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #198 | really dense meat stack | 30 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #35 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 300 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #21 | remorseless knife | 4 |
| #373 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #82 | rough fish scale | 11 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #31 | rusty chain necklace | 78 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #14 | sand dollar | 6,000 |
| #29 | sandwich of the gods | 45 |
| #16 | sawblade shield | 108 |
| #189 | scented massage oil | 9 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #132 | sea radish | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #21 | seaweed | 85 |
| #122 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #83 | shimmering tendrils | 7 |
| #215 | shiny butcherknife | 5 |
| #413 | shiny ring | 62 |
| #148 | shrinking powder | 3 |
| #5 | silver shrimp fork | 340 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
| #176 | sleeping stocking | 15 |
| #36 | slick fish meat | 38 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #6 | slime-covered necklace | 3 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #438 | slow jam collection | 10 |
| #96 | smoked potsherd | 11 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #39 | snowstick | 2 |
| #40 | solid gold bowling ball | 288 |
| #67 | solid gold jewel | 20 |
| #137 | soy cordial | 4 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #186 | spark plug earring | 5 |
| #6 | spectral axe | 35 |
| #74 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #48 | spectre scepter | 300 |
| #459 | spooky bark | 25 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #317 | spooky sap | 28 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #220 | stainless steel scarf | 13 |
| #194 | stainless steel shillelagh | 15 |
| #73 | stainless steel skullcap | 18 |
| #6 | stainless steel slacks | 49 |
| #19 | stainless steel solitaire | 30 |
| #77 | stainless steel suspenders | 29 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #99 | stick of "gum" | 17 |
| #27 | still-beating spleen | 15 |
| #57 | stinkwater | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #133 | strange cube | 13 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #153 | straw hat | 1 |
| #17 | stray chihuahua | 53 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #60 | stuffed Hodgman | 4 |
| #1874 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥉 | super-strong air freshener | 35 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #36 | sweatband | 1 |
| #34 | tailbone shield | 2 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #60 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 17 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #731 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #324 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #34 | tonguebone | 2 |
| #17 | towel | 340 |
| #25 | transparent pants | 3 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #69 | tube sock | 7 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #482 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #10 | untamable turtle | 39 |
| 🥉 | unusual disco ball | 96 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #28 | vengeful spirit | 2 |
| #9 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 260 |
| #35 | vial of hot blood | 2 |
| #330 | volcanic ash | 11 |
| #34 | voodoo snuff | 44 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #349 | wad of cotton | 9 |
| 🥉 | wand of pigification | 172 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #18 | warm fur | 4 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | water-polo cap | 254 |
| 🥈 | water-polo mitt | 249 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #8 | weedy skirt | 3 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #132 | willyweed | 8 |
| #190 | wine-soaked bone chips | 5 |
| #106 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #771 | wolfman mask | 6 |
| #25 | wolfskull mask | 3 |
| #467 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #100 | wreath of laurels | 6 |
| #26 | wrench bracelet | 94 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |