| #202 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 33 |
| 🥈 | Atomic Comic | 124 |
| #16 | BGE merchandise order form | 134 |
| 🥇 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 724 |
| 🥇 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 415 |
| 🥇 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 459 |
| 🥇 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 309 |
| 🥇 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 242 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #58 | CRIMBCO mug | 298 |
| #1315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #9 | CRIMBCO wine | 393 |
| #558 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 9 |
| #4 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 21 |
| 🥈 | Lars the Cyberian | 85 |
| #43 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| 🥉 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 832 |
| 🥇 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1,000 |
| 🥉 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1,010 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 20 |
| #7 | Tome of Clip Art | 8 |
| #7 | Uncle Romulus | 179 |
| #38 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 82 |
| #18 | a cute angel | 2 |
| #47 | antique pair of blue jeans | 14 |
| #304 | bath ball gift set | 16 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| 🥉 | fairy-worn boots | 10 |
| #481 | filthy lucre | 80 |
| 🥈 | handful of numbers | 139 |
| #4 | intriguing puzzle box | 56 |
| #4 | jingle bell | 5 |
| #33 | mysterious chest | 2 |
| 🥉 | obnoxious riddle | 100 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #13 | sorority girl's box | 3 |
| 🥉 | strange cube | 375 |
| #8 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |