| #652 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #81 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #27 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #103 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #569 | Chroner | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #821 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #160 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #117 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #54 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #773 | Jack-in-the-box | 5 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #31 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #52 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 2 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #40 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #483 | Red Rover BB gun | 5 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| #152 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #827 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #682 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #36 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #129 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #149 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #49 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #918 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #452 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #109 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #476 | donated candy | 3 |
| #462 | donated food | 3 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #23 | emotion chip | 1 |
| #9 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #1033 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #235 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #175 | green and red bean | 3 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #415 | heart of the volcano | 17 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #22 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #140 | intact anemone spike | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #35 | leftover Crimbo rations | 5 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #764 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #33 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #107 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #2031 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #447 | peanut brittle shield | 5 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #266 | phish stick | 5 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #15 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #414 | red-and-green sweater | 5 |
| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #144 | salty gumdrop | 3 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #142 | spooky hockey mask | 10 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #4 | stinky cheese diaper | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1330 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #150 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 3 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #185 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
| #95 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 3 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 3 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 3 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 3 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #775 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #94 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 3 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 3 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #102 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 3 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 3 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #38 | twinkly wad | 50,000 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #304 | untamable turtle | 7 |
| #1541 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #480 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #43 | warbear officer requisition box | 20 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #10 | warbear requisition box | 335 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #345 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |