| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #404 | BGE merchandise order form | 10 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #368 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 17 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #196 | NPZR chemistry set | 25 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #232 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 13 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #267 | The Joy of Wassailing | 13 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #143 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 8 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #520 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #143 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 10 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #132 | antique record album | 21 |
| #146 | baggie of powdered sugar | 207 |
| #116 | bath ball gift set | 35 |
| #8 | bazookafish bubble gum | 2,823 |
| #281 | bindlestocking | 10 |
| #274 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 23 |
| #431 | bottle of Blank-Out | 20 |
| #4214 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #190 | canteen of wine | 117 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #57 | cheap elven gloves | 46 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #69 | deluxe fax machine | 4 |
| #76 | dense meat stack | 73,000 |
| #154 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #99 | elven limbos gingerbread | 99 |
| #650 | elven cellocello | 27 |
| #102 | elven moonshine | 93 |
| #76 | elven socks | 42 |
| #609 | elven suicide capsule | 27 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #68 | festive holiday hat | 43 |
| #48 | foreign box | 4 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #133 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #153 | gray bow tie | 39 |
| #1079 | herringcello | 18 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #237 | irradiated candy cane | 15 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #16 | jingle bell | 2 |
| #296 | knuckle sandwich | 84 |
| #252 | lewd playing card | 10 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #235 | motivational poster | 17 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #210 | oozenog | 14 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #1091 | paperclip | 3 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #140 | patent leather shoes | 40 |
| #1499 | penguin focaccia bread | 10 |
| #235 | penguin thesaurus | 30 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #158 | poison pen | 8 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #59 | pulsing flesh | 38 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #85 | rigid carapace | 34 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #130 | sleeping stocking | 18 |
| #302 | slow jam collection | 14 |
| #138 | soy cordial | 4 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #235 | strange cube | 7 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 15 |
| #551 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 13 |
| #509 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #395 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 17 |
| #452 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #437 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 10 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #430 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 37 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #647 | tiny plastic G Imp | 11 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 12 |
| #827 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #549 | tiny plastic Hellion | 13 |
| #599 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 12 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #646 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 11 |
| #549 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 13 |
| #389 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 17 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 12 |
| #708 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 10 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 12 |
| #930 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 8 |
| #966 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #561 | tiny plastic The Man | 8 |
| #441 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 16 |
| #549 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 13 |
| #508 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 9 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #541 | tiny plastic angry goat | 30 |
| #458 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 15 |
| #443 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 16 |
| #827 | tiny plastic astronomer | 9 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #545 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 30 |
| #539 | tiny plastic beanbat | 13 |
| #546 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 8 |
| #587 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 28 |
| #830 | tiny plastic blooper | 9 |
| #546 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 13 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #557 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 30 |
| #581 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 28 |
| #556 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 8 |
| #827 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 9 |
| #642 | tiny plastic demoninja | 11 |
| #608 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
| #608 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 12 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #735 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 10 |
| #337 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 20 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #715 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 10 |
| #564 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 29 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 16 |
| #682 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 25 |
| #585 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 12 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #364 | tiny plastic grue | 41 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #318 | tiny plastic hermit | 12 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #906 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 20 |
| #740 | tiny plastic killer bee | 23 |
| #731 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 10 |
| #895 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 20 |
| #453 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 35 |
| #578 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 12 |
| #418 | tiny plastic mosquito | 37 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #631 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 12 |
| #479 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 9 |
| #862 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 20 |
| #827 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #625 | tiny plastic scary clown | 12 |
| #499 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 9 |
| #920 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 8 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #587 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 12 |
| #534 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 30 |
| #663 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 11 |
| #507 | tiny plastic stab bat | 32 |
| #767 | tiny plastic star starfish | 22 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #652 | tiny plastic taco cat | 11 |
| #722 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 10 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #734 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #721 | tiny plastic warwelf | 10 |
| #576 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 12 |
| #499 | tiny plastic zmobie | 14 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #87 | twitching claw | 36 |
| #31 | unstable DNA | 1,291 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |