Museum :: Cappy Carl

Cappy Carl

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#22	"caramel" orange	91
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#124	ASCII shirt	19
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#112	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#1459	Amulet of Yendor	1
#1220	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#137	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	6
#541	BGE merchandise order form	6
#95	BGE pocket calendar	7
#76	BGE shotglass	54
#110	BGE temporary tattoo	7
#224	BGE tiny plastic toy	5
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#76	Baja sopapilla	8
#154	Barney's rake	1
#1074	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	11
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#391	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#178	BitterSweetTarts	3
#318	Blood Light	11
#129	Blue Diamond of Honesty	4
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#245	Bone's Farm "wine"	8
#1919	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#303	Boss Bat bling	11
#1985	Boss Bat britches	3
#27	Boulevardier cocktail	12
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#481	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#468	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#476	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#40	CRIMBCO lanyard	12
#442	CRIMBCO mug	28
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#262	CRIMBCO wine	29
#506	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1726	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#53	CSA fire-starting kit	419
#25	Candicaine	15
#90	Cheer-Up soda	8
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#27	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#89	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#548	Chroner	2
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
🥉	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#104	Cloaca-Cola	478
#46	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	63
#394	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	7
#146	Cloaca-Cola helmet	14
#86	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	43
#306	Cloaca-Cola shield	8
#86	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	9
#647	Codpiece of the Goblin King	12
#1845	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#676	Crimbo Credit	1
#101	Crimbo Factory surprise box	30
#359	Crimbo candied pecan	32
#134	Crimbo food scraps	20
#414	Crimbo fudge	27
#422	Crimbo peppermint bark	25
#584	Crimbo pie	2
#81	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#91	Crimbo train emergency brake	39
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#409	Crimboween memo	24
#57	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	10
#13	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	770
#31	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	3
#260	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	2
#20	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	7
#61	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
#3209	Crimbuck	1
#1113	Crown of the Goblin King	21
#66	Cursed Punch	2
#36	DUFRESNE Suds	220
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#261	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	23
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#15	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#508	Dolphin King's crown	9
#893	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#14	Drac & Tan	15
#879	Drowsy Sword	17
#205	Dust bunny	1
#1665	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#31	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	67
#424	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#301	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	8
#52	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	78
#449	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
#175	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	4
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#114	Ecto-Cooler	10
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#90	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
#303	Elf Guard MPC	2
#21	Elf Guard honor present	12
#51	Elf Guard payroll bag	10
#82	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#81	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#911	FDKOL commendation	3
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#185	FDKOL hotcakes	25
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#97	Go-Wassail	210
#211	Goodfella contract	243
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
🥇	HP-35 Calculator	1
#1139	Heimandatz's heart	1
#91	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#164	Inner Truth	3
#7	Irish Coffee, English Heart	26
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#1281	Jocko Homo's head	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#77	Knob jelly donut	4
#161	Knob pasty	3
#202	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	148
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#253	Lars the Cyberian	2
#775	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#1722	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	11
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#173	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	54
#374	Marquis de Poivre soda	5
#225	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#67	Mer-kin cookiestove	73
#299	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	3
#914	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#292	Microplushie: Bropane	40
#231	Microplushie: Dorkonide	17
#251	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	22
#167	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	16
#297	Microplushie: Gothochondria	30
#310	Microplushie: Hippylase	41
#576	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#299	Microplushie: Hobomosome	20
#240	Microplushie: Otakulone	64
#248	Microplushie: Raverdrine	34
#271	Microplushie: Sororitrate	40
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#316	Misty Cloak	2
#75	Mob Penguin cellular phone	308
#12	Moonshine Mohobo	18
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#2684	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#48	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#136	Mysterious Black Box	3
#129	Mysterious Blue Box	4
#134	Mysterious Green Box	4
#124	Mysterious Red Box	4
#32	NPZR chemistry set	208
#1193	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#217	Nightstalker perfume	11
#77	Okee-Dokee soda	8
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#52	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#1266	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#85	Pokëmann band-aid	16
#694	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	2
#12	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	35
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#808	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	2
#355	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	2
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#893	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#141	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	5
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
#574	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	3
#687	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	2
#885	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#128	Racisto Ruidoso	3
#88	Rainbow's Gravity	2
#41	Ram's Face Lager	2,946
#75	Red Balloon of Valor	3
#370	Red Pill	1
#353	SPF 451 lip balm	6
#1068	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1136	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#981	Schrödinger's thermos	2
#126	Science Notebook	1
#224	Silver Bullet beer	11
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#124	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	6
#921	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#477	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#43	Spring Bros. ID badge	1
#290	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	17
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#587	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#58	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	20
#137	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#23	The Big Book of Communism	1
#524	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#12	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	9
#1032	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#301	The Necbronomicon	1
#41	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
#20	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	2
#20	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	2
#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#31	The Spirit of Giving	1
#1558	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#1570	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#828	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#1013	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1783	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#2327	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#91	Trainbot autoassembly module	2
#42	Trainbot circuitry	124
#31	Trainbot linkages	121
#42	Trainbot optics	97
#26	Trainbot plating	131
#34	Trainbot servomotors	115
#49	Trainbot slag	140
#35	Trainbot tubing	124
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#4	Twitching Television Tattoo	11
#704	Typical Tavern swill	2
#148	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#274	Ultrasoldier Serum	2
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
#190	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	72
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#112	Uranium Omega of Temperance	2
#2404	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#125	Van der Graaf helmet	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#113	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	43
#193	Workytime Tea	11
#1114	Yakisoba's hat	1
#237	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	4
#1144	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#15	Yuleviathan necklace	4
#1168	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#239	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	9
#96	actual reality goggles	29
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#203	alien source code printout	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#58	ammonite candy mold	4
#44	ancient calendar	1
#1007	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#420	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	3
#9	antique Canadian lantern	21
#126	antique beer	2
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#251	antique painting of a landscape	3
#72	antique pair of blue jeans	10
#45	antique souvenir drawing	14
#75	apathetic lizardman doll	2
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#230	aspirin	4
#230	astronaut ice-cream	2
#183	astronaut pants	48
#1089	atomic vector plotter	1
#17	automa-bot parts	1,991
#1193	awful poetry journal	16
#183	babycakes	1
#563	baconstone	14
#122	baconstone ring	2
#1222	badass belt	45
#1885	bag of airline peanuts	1
#363	bag of bones	3
#504	bag of lard	2
#27	balanced antler	5
#94	ball	76
#73	ballpark hot daub	1
#394	ballroom blintz	5
#293	banana-frosted king cake	10
#213	bananagate	33
#414	bark rootbeer	1
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#25	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	45
#162	bath ball gift set	28
#185	battered Crimbo Crate	71
#166	battered hubcap	2
#74	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#38	beaver punch (papaya)	4
#62	beaver punch (peach)	2
#29	beavermouth	408
#232	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#428	beholed bedsheet	2
#34	bejeweled cufflinks	90
#43	belemnite candy mold	5
#1062	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1023	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#521	bindlestocking	3
#578	bit of clingfilm	7
#314	bite-me-red lipstick	52
#106	black Crimbo ball	23
#297	black and white cracker	1
#509	black eyedrops	1
#1463	black plastic oyster egg	2
#1488	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#52	black spot	17
#1901	black striped oyster egg	2
#13	black tear	67
#138	blank diary	1
#134	blank fudge mold	4
#235	blind-packed capsule toy	37
#64	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	61
#506	blood flower	13
#479	bloody mary	2
#391	blue glowstick	4
#36	blue grass	54
#1772	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#76	blue raspberry troll doll	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#199	blueberry-frosted king cake	7
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#644	bone chips	12
#206	bone flute	7
#195	bone meal	2
#53	bonerang	1
#622	borg sock monkey	2
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#415	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#51	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1
#505	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	6
#564	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#171	bottle of bubbles	68
#247	bottle of fire	24
#2555	bottle of goofballs	7
#420	bottle of pirate juice	2
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#52	boxed gumball machine	3
#247	brains casserole	1
#200	bread man	3
#54	bread pie	41
#501	breaded beer	1
#314	brick	120
#46	broken warbear gyrocopter	3
#168	buñuelos Jaliscos	5
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#83	bucket of wine	10
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#410	bunny liver	12
#313	burst hellseal brain	17
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#16	cabooze	20
#348	can of Binarrrca	28
#63	can of Brütalbräu	1
#1101	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#547	can of fake snow	1
#98	can of mixed everything	1
#421	can of spinach	5
#80	can of sterno	3
#186	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	42
#85	candied bolts	9
#31	candied lime	9
#667	candied nuts	1
#24	candied pecan	4
#235	candied yams	36
#78	candy harmonica	6
#245	candy kneecapping stick	8
#1855	candy knuckles	1
#97	candy stake	46
#256	canteen of wine	98
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1810	carbon nanotube frame	1
#15	card sleeve	1
#27	carnivorous potted plant	4
#101	carton of rotten eggs	51
#417	cheap cigar butt	1
#540	cheap elven gloves	8
#1515	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#54	cheer-o-gram	13
#49	chest of "pirate gold"	1
#103	children of the candy corn	4
#320	chloroform rag	8
#381	chocolate cigar	4
#70	chocolate-covered caviar	5
#938	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#292	chocolate-frosted king cake	7
#21	chocomotive	15
#163	chrome stick	1
#139	cinnamon machine oil	12
#21	circle drum	1
#16	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	55
#55	clear Russian	49
#13	clerical automa-core	7
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#61	cloning kit	36
#1796	clown hammer	1
#3271	club necklace	1
#27	coal paperweight	1
#1219	cocoa egg	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#153	cold seal sweat	22
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#331	colorful plastic ball	88
#365	communal gobstopper	2
#1057	computronic processing unit	1
#55	concentrated garbage juice	11
#95	congratulatory cake	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#564	cookie cookie	1
#234	corned-beef Reuben	5
#1818	corpse on the beach	1
#99	corpsebite	3
#110	corrupted data	218
#167	cranberry cordial	1
#73	cranberry margarita (brackish)	23
#210	cranberry schnapps	3
#66	crappy brain	175
#176	crumbling rat skull	3
#122	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
#507	crystalline cheer	4
#261	crystallized memory	1
#457	cup of primitive beer	1
#203	cursed scrunchie	5
#54	cursed wishbone	7
#594	cyborg doll	2
#66	daub-breaker	3
#61	deactivated mini-Trainbot	3
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#96	decent brain	134
#619	deck of tropical cards	1
#1480	defective skull	1
#1605	delicious salad	3
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#27	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	16
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#515	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#62	designer handbag	30
🥇	detour shield	1
#3286	diamond necklace	1
#480	dire fudgesicle	1
#541	displaced fish	3
#1717	disturbing fanfic	2
#1638	doll house	1
#1167	dollhive	3
#249	donated booze	31
#370	donated candy	11
#231	donated food	37
#281	donkey flipbook	3
#395	double daisy	1
#187	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	4
#20	drive-thru burger	15
#80	drop of water-37	180
#55	droppable microphone	1
#336	drum of pomade	2
#756	drywall axe	14
#426	duck-on-a-string	5
#1517	duct tape	8
#228	dusty Crimbo crate	42
#1066	dwarf bread	2
#398	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#494	easter egg balloon	47
#336	eggbeater	1
#507	eggnog	35
#86	eggwater	5
#16	elderly jawbreaker	58
#384	eldritch effluvium	1
#158	eldritch ichor	1
#49	eldritch rub	3
#42	eldritch scanner	1
#9	eldritch tincture	2
#111	electric crutch	1
#83	electric pants	4
#34	electric snakebite	27
#110	eleven-foot pole	3
#20	elf army field rations	10
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#724	elven limbos gingerbread	17
#688	elven cellocello	26
#255	elven hardtack	4
#538	elven moonshine	19
#417	elven socks	11
#279	elven squeeze	2
#549	elven suicide capsule	29
#22	elven tambourine	1
#866	empty agua de vida bottle	49
#870	empty blowgun	1
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#207	enchanted muesli	1
#264	enchanted toothpick	5
#83	equal sign	2
#1390	evil googly eye	1
#1285	evil teddy bear	7
#143	executive mime flask	8
#145	exotic orchid	1
#1776	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#171	extra-see-thru nightie	3
#86	extremely confusing manual	2
#211	extremely skinny jeans	4
#631	facsimile dictionary	15
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#144	faded red protest sign	1
#370	fake blood	3
#1989	fake fake vomit	1
#750	fake plastic grass	2
#1291	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#229	fancy canapés	2
#412	fancy chocolate car	7
#169	fancy dress ball	91
#28	fancy opera glasses	88
#2008	felt	2
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#47	festive egg sac	4
#242	fiery wing	17
#427	figurine of a charred seal	7
#257	figurine of a cold seal	24
#238	figurine of a shadowy seal	5
#340	figurine of a sleek seal	6
#193	figurine of a slippery seal	9
#332	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	2
#323	filthy hippy poncho	1
#2031	filthy lucre	1
#1343	fire	2
#39	fire axe	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#14	fireman's helmet	3
#49	fishelada	53
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#203	flan del mar	4
#305	flashing novelty button	4
#36	flask of port	5
#80	fleshy putty	20
#165	floaty inverse geode	1
#268	floral print shirt	1
#11	flour cookie	29
#133	foetid seal tear	47
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#74	fossilized demon skull	8
#161	fossilized limb	71
#166	fossilized spike	29
#145	fossilized spine	14
#309	fossilized torso	17
#386	fossilized wing	7
#87	fountain 'soda'	2
#444	frayed rope belt	2
#28	freightcake	12
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#48	frigid fudgepuck	82
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#129	fruitcake	177
#252	fudge bunny	2
#100	fudge cube	3
#183	fudge lily	36
#107	fudge spork	3
#1053	fudgecule	63
#52	fudgecycle	4
#570	fuzzy busby	2
#1659	fuzzy dice	4
#477	fuzzy earmuffs	2
#493	fuzzy montera	2
#33	fuzzy polar bear ears	1
#117	gamma nog	7
#41	garish pinky ring	78
#1630	ghost cucumber	4
#178	ghost protocol	4
#144	ghostly body paint	36
#1351	ghuol egg	1
#104	giant clay ashtray	2
#38	giant designer sunglasses	81
#1638	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1920	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#1041	giant pinky ring	11
#77	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#130	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#150	gift-a-pult	3
#320	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#92	gingerbread horror	51
#309	gingerbread house	2
#1885	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#12	gingerbread nylons	100
#35	gingerbread pirate	9
#172	gingerbread robot	5
#35	gingerbread wine	7
#210	gingham blouse	1
#43	glob of salty molasses	157
#226	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#125	glowing fungus	3
#184	gold crown	1
#80	golden fleece	5
#693	golden ring	40
🥇	goo magnet	1
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#4490	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#1216	tiny plastic drunk goat	6
#99	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
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#425	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1228	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	6
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#661	tiny plastic fire servant	3
#1787	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	4
#36	tiny plastic food lab	1
#70	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#1412	tiny plastic fruit golem	5
#8145	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
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#8080	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#1215	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	6
#1736	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1764	tiny plastic goth giant	4
#8049	tiny plastic grue	1
#1227	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	6
#4593	tiny plastic hermit	1
#426	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8115	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#847	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	4
#6063	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8190	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8088	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#1236	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	6
#36	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#737	tiny plastic moneybee	5
#8099	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#758	tiny plastic mumblebee	5
#1035	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#1271	tiny plastic ninja snowman	6
#38	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#56	tiny plastic orphan	1
#38	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#4340	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#585	tiny plastic peacannon	4
#38	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#66	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#57	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#8091	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4459	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#951	tiny plastic scary clown	8
#44	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#4445	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#100	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#2778	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#1732	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	4
#853	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#1427	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	5
#4890	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#1254	tiny plastic spooky vampire	6
#2842	tiny plastic stab bat	6
#6158	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#585	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2892	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#2143	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#224	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#679	tiny plastic the Free Man	3
#1723	tiny plastic topiary golem	4
#312	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4474	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3837	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#191	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#2122	tiny plastic warwelf	3
#1433	tiny plastic whitesnake	5
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#50	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#2787	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#263	tisket	1
#1237	tofurkey gravy	6
#699	tofurkey leg	12
#160	tofurkey nugget	1
#23	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	57
#206	tonic water	2
#1404	tooth	1
#2525	toothsome rock	1
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#310	torn hellseal sinew	14
#340	tourmalime	20
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#382	traditional Crimbo cookie	4
#32	transparent nog	7
#479	tree skirt	1
#555	tree-eating kite	59
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#13	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	61
#59	trilobite candy mold	4
#1135	tropical wrapping paper	1
#79	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	4
#442	tube sock	1
#247	twitching claw	15
#46	twitching time capsule	15
#139	una poca de gracia	3
#109	unearthed potsherd	39
#190	unfinished fruitcake	2
#38	universal biscuit	77
#572	unstable DNA	93
#1987	unstable laser battery	26
#141	unused walkie-talkie	5
#668	vampire collar	1
#1913	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#143	vampire glitter	3
#670	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#1284	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	3
#1489	vibrating cyborg knife	5
#6	virgin jello shot	33
#674	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#206	volcanic ash	30
#312	wad of cotton	10
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#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#211	warbear foil hat	1
#10	warbear goggles	1
#167	warbear gyro	1
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#6	warbear high festival pants	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#8	warbear long johns	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥇	warbear officer greaves	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#6	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#49	warehouse key	17
#143	water purification pills	22
#85	waterlogged cloth	13
#111	waterlogged leather	9
#118	waterlogged stuffing	8
#56	waterlogged wood	8
#69	whalesteak	6
#1538	wheel	1
#172	whisker pencil	54
#106	white Crimbo ball	23
#1937	whoopie cushion	1
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#167	wind-up meatcar	68
#265	wine-soaked bone chips	3
#388	witch hat	2
#25	witch's bread	7
#35	witch's brew	4
#950	wolfman mask	2
#1220	wooden block	1
#255	woven baling wire bracelets	4
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#1041	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#694	wrench bracelet	3
#853	wussiness potion	3
#1456	x-ray specs	1
#85	yam candy	3
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#451	yellow gummi ingot	58
#1177	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#880	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1948	yellow snowcone	2
🥇	yield shield	1
#1584	yo	3
#106	yo-yo	300
#605	yohohoyo	1
#69	yule gruel	35
#37	yule hatchet	20
#294	zombie pineal gland	15

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