Museum :: Cappy Carl

Cappy Carl

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#22	"caramel" orange	91
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#124	ASCII shirt	19
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#113	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#137	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	6
#540	BGE merchandise order form	6
#95	BGE pocket calendar	7
#76	BGE shotglass	54
#111	BGE temporary tattoo	7
#224	BGE tiny plastic toy	5
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#75	Baja sopapilla	8
#156	Barney's rake	1
#1076	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	11
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#393	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#177	BitterSweetTarts	3
#319	Blood Light	11
#129	Blue Diamond of Honesty	4
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#246	Bone's Farm "wine"	8
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#304	Boss Bat bling	11
#1990	Boss Bat britches	3
#28	Boulevardier cocktail	12
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#40	CRIMBCO lanyard	12
#442	CRIMBCO mug	28
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#261	CRIMBCO wine	29
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#54	CSA fire-starting kit	419
#25	Candicaine	15
#91	Cheer-Up soda	8
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#29	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#540	Chroner	2
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#4	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#105	Cloaca-Cola	478
#45	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	63
#396	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	7
#148	Cloaca-Cola helmet	14
#85	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	43
#309	Cloaca-Cola shield	8
#86	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	9
#647	Codpiece of the Goblin King	12
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#103	Crimbo Factory surprise box	30
#363	Crimbo candied pecan	32
#136	Crimbo food scraps	20
#415	Crimbo fudge	27
#423	Crimbo peppermint bark	25
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#95	Crimbo train emergency brake	39
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#408	Crimboween memo	24
#63	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	10
#13	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	770
#12	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	6
#305	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	2
#20	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	7
#64	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#1117	Crown of the Goblin King	21
#67	Cursed Punch	2
#36	DUFRESNE Suds	220
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#261	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	23
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#508	Dolphin King's crown	9
#894	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#14	Drac & Tan	15
#879	Drowsy Sword	17
#205	Dust bunny	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#30	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	67
#427	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#304	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	8
#52	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	78
#451	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
#174	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	4
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#115	Ecto-Cooler	10
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#97	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
#347	Elf Guard MPC	2
#21	Elf Guard honor present	12
#59	Elf Guard payroll bag	10
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#83	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#909	FDKOL commendation	3
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#185	FDKOL hotcakes	25
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#99	Go-Wassail	210
#210	Goodfella contract	243
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
🥇	HP-35 Calculator	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#165	Inner Truth	3
#7	Irish Coffee, English Heart	26
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#77	Knob jelly donut	4
#162	Knob pasty	3
#203	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	148
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#1725	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	11
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#173	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	54
#373	Marquis de Poivre soda	5
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#67	Mer-kin cookiestove	73
#300	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	3
#914	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#95	Microplushie: Bropane	131
#203	Microplushie: Dorkonide	21
#49	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	85
#124	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	23
#299	Microplushie: Gothochondria	30
#311	Microplushie: Hippylase	41
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#301	Microplushie: Hobomosome	20
#220	Microplushie: Otakulone	73
#86	Microplushie: Raverdrine	93
#272	Microplushie: Sororitrate	40
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#319	Misty Cloak	2
#74	Mob Penguin cellular phone	308
#12	Moonshine Mohobo	18
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#52	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#140	Mysterious Black Box	3
#134	Mysterious Blue Box	4
#139	Mysterious Green Box	4
#127	Mysterious Red Box	4
#32	NPZR chemistry set	208
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#217	Nightstalker perfume	11
#77	Okee-Dokee soda	8
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#85	Pokëmann band-aid	16
#571	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	3
#13	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	35
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	2
#356	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	2
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#143	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	5
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
#575	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	3
#345	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	6
#699	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
#128	Racisto Ruidoso	3
#88	Rainbow's Gravity	2
#41	Ram's Face Lager	2,946
#77	Red Balloon of Valor	3
#369	Red Pill	1
#354	SPF 451 lip balm	6
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#982	Schrödinger's thermos	2
#125	Science Notebook	1
#225	Silver Bullet beer	11
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#126	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	6
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#44	Spring Bros. ID badge	1
#7	Spring Bros. solenoid	113
#290	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	17
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#587	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#59	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	20
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#526	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#12	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	9
#11	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	9
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#41	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
#20	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	2
#20	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	2
#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#30	The Spirit of Giving	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#837	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#2345	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#93	Trainbot autoassembly module	2
#43	Trainbot circuitry	124
#32	Trainbot linkages	121
#43	Trainbot optics	97
#26	Trainbot plating	131
#34	Trainbot servomotors	115
#50	Trainbot slag	140
#36	Trainbot tubing	124
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#6	Twitching Television Tattoo	11
#705	Typical Tavern swill	2
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#274	Ultrasoldier Serum	2
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
#188	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	72
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#113	Uranium Omega of Temperance	2
#2405	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#126	Van der Graaf helmet	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#115	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	43
#191	Workytime Tea	11
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#239	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	4
#1149	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#16	Yuleviathan necklace	4
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#238	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	9
#97	actual reality goggles	29
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#203	alien source code printout	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#58	ammonite candy mold	4
#44	ancient calendar	1
#1006	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#424	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	3
#9	antique Canadian lantern	21
#129	antique beer	2
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#251	antique painting of a landscape	3
#72	antique pair of blue jeans	10
#46	antique souvenir drawing	14
#75	apathetic lizardman doll	2
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#230	aspirin	4
#230	astronaut ice-cream	2
#183	astronaut pants	48
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#17	automa-bot parts	1,991
#1192	awful poetry journal	16
#183	babycakes	1
#568	baconstone	14
#122	baconstone ring	2
#18	bacteria bisque	8
#1222	badass belt	45
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#364	bag of bones	3
#504	bag of lard	2
#26	balanced antler	5
#94	ball	76
#77	ballpark hot daub	1
#395	ballroom blintz	5
#293	banana-frosted king cake	10
#213	bananagate	33
#412	bark rootbeer	1
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#26	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	45
#162	bath ball gift set	28
#185	battered Crimbo Crate	71
#167	battered hubcap	2
#76	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#40	beaver punch (papaya)	4
#66	beaver punch (peach)	2
#29	beavermouth	408
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#34	bejeweled cufflinks	90
#43	belemnite candy mold	5
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#522	bindlestocking	3
#576	bit of clingfilm	7
#314	bite-me-red lipstick	52
#107	black Crimbo ball	23
#297	black and white cracker	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#54	black spot	17
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#14	black tear	67
#137	blank diary	1
#135	blank fudge mold	4
#234	blind-packed capsule toy	37
#65	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	61
#506	blood flower	13
#482	bloody mary	2
#391	blue glowstick	4
#36	blue grass	54
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#199	blueberry-frosted king cake	7
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#642	bone chips	12
#207	bone flute	7
#195	bone meal	2
#53	bonerang	1
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#53	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1
#504	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	6
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#172	bottle of bubbles	68
#248	bottle of fire	24
#2560	bottle of goofballs	7
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#54	boxed gumball machine	3
#246	brains casserole	1
#203	bread man	3
#53	bread pie	43
#501	breaded beer	1
#315	brick	120
#46	broken warbear gyrocopter	3
#171	buñuelos Jaliscos	5
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#83	bucket of wine	10
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#419	bunny liver	12
#316	burst hellseal brain	17
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#20	cabooze	20
#353	can of Binarrrca	28
#61	can of Brütalbräu	1
#1100	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#545	can of fake snow	1
#101	can of mixed everything	1
#421	can of spinach	5
#81	can of sterno	3
#187	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	42
#85	candied bolts	9
#32	candied lime	9
#666	candied nuts	1
#25	candied pecan	4
#235	candied yams	36
#79	candy harmonica	6
#246	candy kneecapping stick	8
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#99	candy stake	46
#34	cannonbomb	24
#256	canteen of wine	98
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#13	card sleeve	1
#28	carnivorous potted plant	4
#103	carton of rotten eggs	51
#419	cheap cigar butt	1
#540	cheap elven gloves	8
#1514	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#57	cheer-o-gram	13
#56	chest of "pirate gold"	1
#104	children of the candy corn	4
#320	chloroform rag	8
#382	chocolate cigar	4
#71	chocolate-covered caviar	5
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#292	chocolate-frosted king cake	7
#18	chocomotive	19
#169	chrome stick	1
#144	cinnamon machine oil	12
#21	circle drum	1
#15	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	60
#55	clear Russian	49
#17	clerical automa-core	7
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#61	cloning kit	36
#1795	clown hammer	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#27	coal paperweight	1
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#153	cold seal sweat	22
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#331	colorful plastic ball	88
#365	communal gobstopper	2
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#55	concentrated garbage juice	11
#95	congratulatory cake	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#566	cookie cookie	1
#235	corned-beef Reuben	5
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#101	corpsebite	3
#110	corrupted data	218
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#75	cranberry margarita (brackish)	23
#209	cranberry schnapps	3
#66	crappy brain	175
#18	cream of chloroplasts	8
#175	crumbling rat skull	3
#127	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
#513	crystalline cheer	4
#262	crystallized memory	1
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#203	cursed scrunchie	5
#54	cursed wishbone	7
#593	cyborg doll	2
#67	daub-breaker	3
#63	deactivated mini-Trainbot	3
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#96	decent brain	134
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#1477	defective skull	1
#1605	delicious salad	3
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#27	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	16
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#61	designer handbag	30
🥇	detour shield	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#540	displaced fish	3
#1717	disturbing fanfic	2
#1640	doll house	1
#1168	dollhive	3
#257	donated booze	31
#382	donated candy	11
#237	donated food	37
#280	donkey flipbook	3
#395	double daisy	1
#191	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	4
#22	drive-thru burger	15
#79	drop of water-37	180
#56	droppable microphone	1
#336	drum of pomade	2
#757	drywall axe	14
#426	duck-on-a-string	5
#1515	duct tape	8
#229	dusty Crimbo crate	42
#1069	dwarf bread	2
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#26	ear poison	400
#493	easter egg balloon	47
#337	eggbeater	1
#506	eggnog	35
#88	eggwater	5
#17	elderly jawbreaker	58
#387	eldritch effluvium	1
#162	eldritch ichor	1
#50	eldritch rub	3
#42	eldritch scanner	1
#9	eldritch tincture	2
#111	electric crutch	1
#85	electric pants	4
#35	electric snakebite	27
#114	eleven-foot pole	3
#20	elf army field rations	10
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#723	elven limbos gingerbread	17
#691	elven cellocello	26
#256	elven hardtack	4
#537	elven moonshine	19
#417	elven socks	11
#280	elven squeeze	2
#551	elven suicide capsule	29
#20	elven tambourine	1
#868	empty agua de vida bottle	49
#871	empty blowgun	1
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#208	enchanted muesli	1
#265	enchanted toothpick	5
#82	equal sign	2
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#1285	evil teddy bear	7
#144	executive mime flask	8
#145	exotic orchid	1
#1773	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#171	extra-see-thru nightie	3
#89	extremely confusing manual	2
#212	extremely skinny jeans	4
#630	facsimile dictionary	15
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#371	fake blood	3
#1985	fake fake vomit	1
#749	fake plastic grass	2
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#229	fancy canapés	2
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#170	fancy dress ball	91
#25	fancy opera glasses	96
#2007	felt	2
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#47	festive egg sac	4
#243	fiery wing	17
#424	figurine of a charred seal	7
#257	figurine of a cold seal	24
#240	figurine of a shadowy seal	5
#340	figurine of a sleek seal	6
#191	figurine of a slippery seal	9
#333	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	2
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#2032	filthy lucre	1
#1347	fire	2
#39	fire axe	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#15	fireman's helmet	3
#50	fishelada	53
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#206	flan del mar	4
#305	flashing novelty button	4
#37	flask of port	5
#80	fleshy putty	20
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#269	floral print shirt	1
#12	flour cookie	34
#133	foetid seal tear	47
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#74	fossilized demon skull	8
#160	fossilized limb	71
#166	fossilized spike	29
#145	fossilized spine	14
#307	fossilized torso	17
#384	fossilized wing	7
#89	fountain 'soda'	2
#444	frayed rope belt	2
#14	freightcake	23
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#48	frigid fudgepuck	82
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#130	fruitcake	177
#253	fudge bunny	2
#100	fudge cube	3
#183	fudge lily	36
#108	fudge spork	3
#1056	fudgecule	63
#53	fudgecycle	4
#571	fuzzy busby	2
#1657	fuzzy dice	4
#477	fuzzy earmuffs	2
#492	fuzzy montera	2
#33	fuzzy polar bear ears	1
#119	gamma nog	7
#28	garish pinky ring	96
#1632	ghost cucumber	4
#178	ghost protocol	4
#145	ghostly body paint	36
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#104	giant clay ashtray	2
#33	giant designer sunglasses	88
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1921	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#1044	giant pinky ring	11
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#150	gift-a-pult	3
#320	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#93	gingerbread horror	51
#307	gingerbread house	2
#1883	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#14	gingerbread nylons	100
#39	gingerbread pirate	9
#172	gingerbread robot	5
#36	gingerbread wine	7
#210	gingham blouse	1
#44	glob of salty molasses	157
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#963	tiny plastic buzzerker	3
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#953	tiny plastic cavebugbear	3
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1182	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	4
#1764	tiny plastic cubist bull	4
#924	tiny plastic demoninja	8
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#1218	tiny plastic drunk goat	6
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1229	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	6
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#668	tiny plastic fire servant	3
#1790	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	4
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#1414	tiny plastic fruit golem	5
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#1216	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	6
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1764	tiny plastic goth giant	4
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#1229	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	6
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#851	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	4
#6075	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#1238	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	6
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#741	tiny plastic moneybee	5
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#761	tiny plastic mumblebee	5
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#1273	tiny plastic ninja snowman	6
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#589	tiny plastic peacannon	4
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#952	tiny plastic scary clown	8
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#2783	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#1735	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	4
#859	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#1430	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	5
#4899	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#1259	tiny plastic spooky vampire	6
#2846	tiny plastic stab bat	6
#6166	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2894	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#2147	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#684	tiny plastic the Free Man	3
#1727	tiny plastic topiary golem	4
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#2123	tiny plastic warwelf	3
#1435	tiny plastic whitesnake	5
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#2788	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#265	tisket	1
#1239	tofurkey gravy	6
#703	tofurkey leg	12
#161	tofurkey nugget	1
#23	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	63
#206	tonic water	2
#1404	tooth	1
#2527	toothsome rock	1
#41	top	111
#313	torn hellseal sinew	14
#340	tourmalime	20
#880	towel	8
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#883	toy hoverpad	10
#50	toy jet pack	127
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#60	toy ray gun	151
#1190	toy soldier	1
#131	toy space helmet	70
#207	toy train	10
#1821	toy wheel	1
#387	traditional Crimbo cookie	4
#32	transparent nog	7
#478	tree skirt	1
#556	tree-eating kite	59
#122	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#13	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	61
#59	trilobite candy mold	4
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#79	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	4
#442	tube sock	1
#247	twitching claw	15
#51	twitching time capsule	15
#140	una poca de gracia	3
#111	unearthed potsherd	39
#191	unfinished fruitcake	2
#38	universal biscuit	77
#571	unstable DNA	93
#1986	unstable laser battery	26
#145	unused walkie-talkie	5
#668	vampire collar	1
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#144	vampire glitter	3
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#1289	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	3
#1487	vibrating cyborg knife	5
#6	virgin jello shot	33
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#207	volcanic ash	30
#313	wad of cotton	10
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#11	warbear goggles	1
#164	warbear gyro	1
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#49	warehouse key	17
#143	water purification pills	22
#85	waterlogged cloth	13
#111	waterlogged leather	9
#118	waterlogged stuffing	8
#56	waterlogged wood	8
#73	whalesteak	6
#1538	wheel	1
#173	whisker pencil	54
#107	white Crimbo ball	23
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#166	wind-up meatcar	68
#265	wine-soaked bone chips	3
#390	witch hat	2
#25	witch's bread	7
#35	witch's brew	4
#949	wolfman mask	2
#1221	wooden block	1
#255	woven baling wire bracelets	4
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#695	wrench bracelet	3
#853	wussiness potion	3
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#90	yam candy	3
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#454	yellow gummi ingot	58
#1180	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1943	yellow snowcone	2
🥇	yield shield	1
#1584	yo	3
#105	yo-yo	300
#606	yohohoyo	1
#67	yule gruel	44
#37	yule hatchet	20
#295	zombie pineal gland	15

Wow, that's 39,525 items total!

what items are this player missing?