Museum :: Rabbit House

Rabbit House

Rank	Item	Quantity
#31	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	90
#185	1952 Mickey Mantle card	4
#45	4-dimensional fez	5
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#8	5-hour acrimony	3,915
#719	A. W. O. L. commendation	4
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
🥈	Aggressive Carrot	19,862
#275	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#231	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#232	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#260	Alice's Army Guard	1
#249	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#213	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#228	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#226	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#256	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#259	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#260	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#252	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#115	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#25	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	1
#52	Argarggagarg's fang	19
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#239	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	4
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#678	BGE merchandise order form	4
#189	BGE pocket calendar	4
#88	BGE shotglass	48
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#224	BGE tiny plastic toy	5
#51	BOOterfinger	6
#7	BRICKO turtle	140
#156	Barney's rake	1
#394	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#84	Big Punk	3
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#22	Black Bart's Booty	1
#378	Blood Light	8
#175	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#384	Bone's Farm "wine"	4
#7	Brand of Violence	2
#117	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
#65	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#129	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#128	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#90	CRIMBCO mug	180
#1118	CRIMBCO scrip	40
#677	CRIMBCO wine	11
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#153	Cheer-Up soda	2
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#571	Chroner	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#70	Crimbo Credit	201
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#1354	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1382	Crimbo fudge	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#1369	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#235	Crimbo salad	5
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#53	Crimbonium fuel rod	75
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#230	Crimbot battery	2
#77	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	67
#61	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	8
#32	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	20
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#19	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	2
#30	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	17
#36	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	17
#36	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	14
#40	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	13
#67	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	8
#65	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	8
#62	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	9
#37	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	18
#32	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	17
#79	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	66
#58	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	9
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#16	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	2
#43	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	15
#90	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	55
#71	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	24
#65	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	7
#25	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	25
#77	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	71
#36	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	13
#33	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	21
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#62	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	30
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#87	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	59
#73	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	23
#82	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	63
#68	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	7
#9	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	3
#9	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	2
#9	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	2
#2003	Crimbuck	40
#94	D roll	145
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#131	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#715	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	8
#28	Dust bunny	415
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#14	Essence of Bear	1
#69	FDKOL commendation	9,661
#461	FDKOL hotcakes	2
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#192	Fantasma en la Máquina	5
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#130	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#75	Friendliness Beverage	147
#5	Frosty's carrot	17
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#56	Fudgie Roll	5
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#4	Girdle of Hatred	2
#15	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	32
#159	Go-Wassail	131
🥇	Golden HP-35 Calculator	1
#510	Green Clover of Justice	4
#377	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	7
#55	Heimandatz's heart	18
#20	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	1
#43	How to Play Othello	12
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#156	Inner Strength	3
#237	Inner Truth	2
#48	Inner Wisdom	5
#69	Instant Karma	189
#294	Iron Beta of Industry	32
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#60	Jocko Homo's head	16
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#51	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	3
#178	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#494	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
#183	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	6
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#17	Lens of Hatred	1
#18	Lens of Violence	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#1201	M-242	1
#259	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#22	Manual of Numberology	1
#46	Martialest Arts trophy	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
🥇	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	370
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#840	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#752	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#579	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#919	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#953	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#55	Moonds	5
#394	NPZR chemistry set	8
#100	New Zealand iced tea	141
#383	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	17
#217	Nightstalker perfume	11
#17	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	1
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#103	Orange Star of Sacrifice	19
#214	Order of the Silver Wossname	3
#119	Othello's dagger	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#5	Otorian Battle Scar	1
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#16	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
#23	Pigsticker of Violence	1
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#778	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#891	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#54	Princess Rutabaga trading card	3
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#13	ROM of Optimality	1
#89	Racisto Ruidoso	5
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#130	Red Balloon of Valor	2
#208	Red Pill	2
#69	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	18
#209	Rock and Roll Legend	9
#190	Rompedores de Fantasmas	5
#204	Roo trading card	1
#28	Safari Jack's moustache	22
#15	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	6
#762	Schrödinger's thermos	8
#7	Science Notebook	2
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#311	Silver Bullet beer	7
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#102	Strix stix	33
#117	TI-9000 calculator	16
#290	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	50
#296	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	50
#146	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#293	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	50
#158	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	16
#384	Tales of the Word Realms	1
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#473	The Cooler Out of Space	2
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#86	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#13	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	8
#81	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#67	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#83	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#78	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
#352	The Joy of Wassailing	10
#86	The Mariachi's guitar case	17
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#10	The Nuge's favorite crossbow	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#77	Thorny Toad trading card	2
#397	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	10
#509	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#834	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#778	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#415	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	3
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#806	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#894	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	4
#1033	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#1380	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#1224	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#333	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#900	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	3
#554	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	2
#375	Thwaitgold spider statuette	8
#1604	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	4
#1046	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#509	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
#130	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#16	Time Cape	1
#240	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	4
#193	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	10
#191	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	10
#229	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	5
#148	Twelve Night Energy	1
#84	Ultrasoldier Serum	16
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#162	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	83
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#116	Uranium Omega of Temperance	2
#2407	Valentine	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#90	Wet Russian	3
#81	Woldo trading card	2
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#34	Yakisoba's hat	18
#366	Yellow Moon of Compassion	9
#32	Yorick	1
#131	Z-Bone steak	13
#182	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	7
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#165	alien drugs	11
#135	alien force field disruptor bean	4
#104	alien source code printout	3
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#395	ammonite fossil	11
#2949	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#6	angst burger	5,685
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#188	baby cuddlefish	1
#379	bacon bath ball	2
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#12	bad-ass club	27
#502	bag of bones	1
#12	bakelite backpack	1
#15	bakelite breeches	1
#247	ball	26
#1031	balloon monkey	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#425	bananagate	13
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#56	banjo kazoo mount	4
#265	bark rootbeer	4
#451	bath ball gift set	11
#1167	battered Crimbo Crate	4
#115	beautiful rainbow	3
#699	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#489	belemnite fossil	8
#5	best joke ever	1
#40	birdbone corset	9
#345	bite-me-red lipstick	39
#298	black and white cracker	1
#54	black brandy	1
#465	black spot	1
#268	black velvet box	1
#138	blank diary	1
#34	blank fudge mold	15
#152	blind-packed capsule toy	100
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#184	blob of Alphredo™	2
#22	blue class ring	201
#52	blue grass	37
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#136	blue tulip	1
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#239	bone chips	77
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#95	bottle of Blank-Out	175
#116	bottle of bubbles	100
#83	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
#409	bottle of fire	1
#109	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	9
#191	bottled day	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#184	bowl of Jeal-O	1
#94	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#92	box of sunshine	4,657
#15	boxcar turtle	160
#93	bread line	6
#321	breaded beer	2
#210	brilliant oyster egg	1
#151	bubble-wrap simulator	5
#15	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
#21	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
#13	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#202	buckyball	28
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#73	bunny liver	152
#464	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#1098	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#115	can of V-11	4
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#175	candied bolts	6
#425	candied nuts	4
#2358	candied yams	2
#214	candy cane	175
#68	candy cigarette	44
#273	candy kneecapping stick	7
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#290	chainsaw chain	1
#117	chakra malt	1
#26	chakra sludge	37
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#90	charisma potion	1
#104	cheer extractor	3
#140	cheer-o-gram	3
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#248	choco-Crimbot	2
#353	chocolate bath ball	2
#431	chocolate cigar	3
#940	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#21	circle drum	1
#1755	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#47	cold seal sweat	33
#427	colorful plastic ball	25
#153	commemorative war stein	467
#51	communal gobstopper	8
#21	contract enforcement stick	219
#210	cookie cookie	4
#1824	corpse on the beach	1
#218	corpsebite	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1812	corpsetini	1
#161	corrupted data	143
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
🥇	creepy-ass club	18
#23	crystal belt buckle	1
#69	cup of lukewarm tea	1
#75	cursed wishbone	5
#13	cylindrical mold	332
#21	deadfall branch	33
#56	delicious star salad	2
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#109	diluted makeup	1
#91	discarded swimming trunks	1
#117	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	11
#154	disco horoscope (Aries)	7
#156	disco horoscope (Cancer)	7
#153	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	7
#174	disco horoscope (Gemini)	5
#103	disco horoscope (Leo)	13
#184	disco horoscope (Libra)	5
#180	disco horoscope (Pisces)	5
#110	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	12
#143	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	8
#201	disco horoscope (Taurus)	4
#136	disco horoscope (Virgo)	9
#165	discocktail	30
#98	dog ointment	1
#60	droll monocle	22
#466	drop of water-37	1
#57	droppable microphone	1
#242	drum of pomade	5
#45	dueling banjo	1
#1124	dusty Crimbo crate	4
#164	ear poison	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#89	eggnog	203
#111	eldritch alignment spray	2
#30	eldritch concentrate	2
#26	eldritch distillate	5
#97	eldritch effluvium	1,342
#34	eldritch essence	5
#91	eldritch extract	1
#143	eldritch ichor	4
#64	eldritch mushroom	2
#62	eldritch mushroom pizza	1
#57	eldritch rub	2
#18	eldritch scanner	2
#205	electrical thingamabob	50
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1813	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#1478	elven cellocello	13
#1245	elven suicide capsule	15
#20	elven tambourine	1
#202	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
🥇	evil-ass club	23
#12	executive mime flask	65
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#107	extremely confusing manual	1
#21	faded green protest sign	2
#17	faded red protest sign	2
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#438	fancy chocolate	7
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#507	fancy dress ball	25
#98	fancy seashell necklace	335
#310	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#278	festive sausage	8
#161	fiery wing	45
#38	filet of The Fish	5
#129	fitness wristband	1
#21	flapper floppers	1
#174	flask flops	1
#88	flask of mining oil	69
#72	flask of tainted mining oil	178
#59	flat cider	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#54	foam pistol	1
#98	foetid seal tear	59
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#121	foreign box	1
#282	fossilized baboon skull	2
#442	fossilized limb	16
#310	fossilized serpent skull	2
#205	fossilized spider skull	2
#408	fossilized spike	9
#359	fossilized spine	4
#423	fossilized torso	9
#433	fossilized wing	6
#88	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	6
#88	frigid fudgepuck	51
#502	frigid mote	1
🥉	frigid-ass club	33
#95	fruitcake	232
#12	fudge bunny	42
#57	fudge cube	6
#57	fudge lily	100
#60	fudge spork	8
#986	fudgecule	94
#220	fudgesicle	1
#217	funhouse mirror	3
#90	future drug: Coolscaline	22
#67	future drug: Muscularactum	34
#74	future drug: Smartinex	34
#4739	fuzzy dice	1
#204	gamma nog	1
#53	ghost beer	15
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#248	ghost protocol	2
#317	ghost trap	2
#431	ghostly body paint	4
#35	ghostly dagger	5
#139	giant green gummi bear	1
#174	giant green gummi ingot	1
#136	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#133	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#234	gift-a-pult	2
#1334	gingerbread bugbear	13
#608	gingerbread house	1
#436	gingerbread robot	3
🥈	glass eye	1
#72	glass of herbal tequila	40
#216	gleaming oyster egg	1
#223	glistening oyster egg	1
#21	glob of Blank-Out	1
#55	gold tooth	12
#90	government	1
#143	government cheese	22
#134	government-issued night-vision goggles	3
#1909	green beer	1
#14	green clay bead	1,103
#244	green drunki-bear	1
🥉	green face paint	1
#785	green gummi ingot	11
#104	green rocket	11
#50	grip key	4
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#198	gummi canary	1
#202	gummi salamander	1
#242	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#23	gumshoes	1
#191	gyroscope	15
#52	half double fruitcake	1
#112	hambrosier	1
#150	hamlet sandwich	34
🥇	hand of Mr. Cards	1
#93	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	2
#70	handful of Laughing Willow bark	3
#69	handful of crafty noodles	7
#396	handful of numbers	1
#153	hawk	1
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#124	heart of rock and roll	1
#33	heart of the volcano	110
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#170	heavy crown	1
#58	heavy hot sauce	1
#15	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	1
#335	hemp candy necklace	2
#19	hep waders	13
#2083	herbal stuffing	2
#520	herringcello	29
#186	hideous egg	18
#61	high-energy mining laser	27
#304	holiday cheese log	6
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#16	yabba dabba doo rag	2
#181	yam candy	1
#231	yellow drunki-bear	1
#778	yellow gummi ingot	11
#1565	yo-yo	6
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1

Wow, that's 70,351 items total!

what items are this player missing?