| #298 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 6 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #203 | BGE merchandise order form | 21 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #118 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 8 |
| #54 | BOOterfinger | 5 |
| #28 | BURT | 648 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #48 | Big Punk | 7 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #446 | CRIMBCO scrip | 630 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #2127 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #619 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 8 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 17 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 17 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 15 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 2 |
| #227 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 13 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 4 |
| #209 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 15 |
| #275 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 3 |
| #181 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 18 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #164 | FDKOL commendation | 4,162 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #90 | Lars the Cyberian | 4 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #26 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 4 |
| #90 | Moonds | 2 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #810 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 9 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #208 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #921 | Schrödinger's thermos | 3 |
| #494 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #53 | Skullhead's Screw | 5 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #74 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #453 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #545 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 9 |
| #769 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #699 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #148 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 5 |
| #765 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #171 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 6 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #157 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 6 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #400 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #170 | antique record album | 18 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #364 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #926 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #521 | bindlestocking | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #193 | bottle of Blank-Out | 82 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #1501 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #558 | candied nuts | 3 |
| #2338 | candy cane | 9 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #153 | cold seal sweat | 22 |
| #529 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #225 | corrupted data | 85 |
| #209 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #136 | crusty hula hoop | 3 |
| #271 | cup of infinite pencils | 5 |
| #427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
| #205 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 4 |
| #161 | discocktail | 34 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #88 | drop of water-37 | 152 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #187 | electrical thingamabob | 58 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #177 | foetid seal tear | 33 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #172 | gingerbread robot | 5 |
| #232 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #499 | grue egg | 52 |
| #56 | handful of honey | 172 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #92 | hideous egg | 23 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #610 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #52 | molten brick | 232 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #489 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #188 | old school flying disc | 2 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #73 | paperclip | 736 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #224 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #110 | red wagon | 4 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #865 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #40 | software glitch | 3 |
| #82 | soul doorbell | 5 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #67 | spirit blanket | 7 |
| #125 | spirit gum | 36 |
| #140 | spirit mattress | 2 |
| #63 | spirit pillow | 7 |
| #136 | spirit sheet | 2 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #283 | squirming egg sac | 46 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #118 | stick-on gnome beard | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #67 | strange cube | 26 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #79 | tainted seal's blood | 5 |
| #143 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 3 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #443 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 10 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #707 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 4 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 7 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #442 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 10 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 7 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #559 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 4 |
| #278 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 4 |
| #545 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 8 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #530 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 8 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #750 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 5 |
| #662 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 6 |
| #580 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 7 |
| #844 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 4 |
| #589 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 7 |
| #745 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 5 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #758 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 5 |
| #768 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 5 |
| #667 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 6 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #867 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #490 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 9 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #604 | tiny plastic moneybee | 7 |
| #543 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 8 |
| #497 | tiny plastic peacannon | 5 |
| #482 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 5 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #863 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #340 | unearthed potsherd | 7 |
| #87 | unused walkie-talkie | 11 |
| #279 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 36 |
| #59 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 3 |
| #292 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 6 |
| #19 | warbear auto-anvil | 7 |
| #64 | warbear beeping telegram | 17 |
| #27 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 14 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #29 | warbear chemistry lab | 5 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #47 | warbear drone assembler | 11 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #36 | warbear empathy chip | 13 |
| #68 | warbear energy bracers | 3 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #45 | warbear exo-arm | 5 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #59 | warbear feasting bread | 13 |
| #64 | warbear feasting mead | 12 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #59 | warbear foil hat | 4 |
| #31 | warbear gyrocopter | 19 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #339 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #28 | warbear induction oven | 4 |
| #23 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 6 |
| #76 | warbear laser beacon | 3 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #77 | warbear metalworking primer | 13 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #114 | warbear oil pan | 2 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #46 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 18 |
| #60 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 18 |
| #75 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 14 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #37 | warbear soda machine assembler | 13 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #344 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #27 | warbear wardance potion | 63 |
| #27 | warbear whosit | 7,755 |