| #298 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 6 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #203 | BGE merchandise order form | 21 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #118 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 8 |
| #53 | BOOterfinger | 5 |
| #28 | BURT | 648 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #48 | Big Punk | 7 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #446 | CRIMBCO scrip | 630 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #617 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 8 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 17 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 17 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 15 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 2 |
| #227 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 13 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 4 |
| #209 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 15 |
| #275 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 3 |
| #181 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 18 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #164 | FDKOL commendation | 4,162 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #91 | Lars the Cyberian | 4 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #26 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 4 |
| #90 | Moonds | 2 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #805 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 9 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #209 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #920 | Schrödinger's thermos | 3 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #53 | Skullhead's Screw | 5 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #73 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 9 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 5 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 6 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #157 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 6 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #399 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #170 | antique record album | 18 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #363 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #521 | bindlestocking | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #193 | bottle of Blank-Out | 82 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #559 | candied nuts | 3 |
| #2335 | candy cane | 9 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #153 | cold seal sweat | 22 |
| #531 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #225 | corrupted data | 85 |
| #210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #136 | crusty hula hoop | 3 |
| #272 | cup of infinite pencils | 5 |
| #427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
| #205 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 4 |
| #161 | discocktail | 34 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #89 | drop of water-37 | 152 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #187 | electrical thingamabob | 58 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #177 | foetid seal tear | 33 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #172 | gingerbread robot | 5 |
| #230 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #492 | grue egg | 52 |
| #55 | handful of honey | 172 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #92 | hideous egg | 23 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #609 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #51 | molten brick | 232 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #491 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #189 | old school flying disc | 2 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #73 | paperclip | 736 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #223 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #110 | red wagon | 4 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #37 | software glitch | 3 |
| #82 | soul doorbell | 5 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #67 | spirit blanket | 7 |
| #125 | spirit gum | 36 |
| #140 | spirit mattress | 2 |
| #63 | spirit pillow | 7 |
| #136 | spirit sheet | 2 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #283 | squirming egg sac | 46 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #118 | stick-on gnome beard | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #67 | strange cube | 26 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #80 | tainted seal's blood | 5 |
| #143 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 3 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #442 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 10 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #704 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 7 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #440 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 10 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #589 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 7 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #557 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 4 |
| #277 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 4 |
| #543 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 8 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #525 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 8 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #748 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 5 |
| #659 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 6 |
| #577 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 7 |
| #840 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 4 |
| #589 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 7 |
| #742 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 5 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #755 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 5 |
| #764 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 5 |
| #663 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 6 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #488 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 9 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #600 | tiny plastic moneybee | 7 |
| #541 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 8 |
| #493 | tiny plastic peacannon | 5 |
| #477 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 5 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #338 | unearthed potsherd | 7 |
| #85 | unused walkie-talkie | 11 |
| #277 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 36 |
| #60 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 3 |
| #293 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 6 |
| #19 | warbear auto-anvil | 7 |
| #64 | warbear beeping telegram | 17 |
| #27 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 14 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #29 | warbear chemistry lab | 5 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #48 | warbear drone assembler | 11 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #36 | warbear empathy chip | 13 |
| #68 | warbear energy bracers | 3 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #44 | warbear exo-arm | 5 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #59 | warbear feasting bread | 13 |
| #64 | warbear feasting mead | 12 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #59 | warbear foil hat | 4 |
| #31 | warbear gyrocopter | 19 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #27 | warbear induction oven | 4 |
| #23 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 6 |
| #76 | warbear laser beacon | 3 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #77 | warbear metalworking primer | 13 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #114 | warbear oil pan | 2 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #46 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 18 |
| #61 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 18 |
| #75 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 14 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #37 | warbear soda machine assembler | 13 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #345 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #27 | warbear wardance potion | 63 |
| #27 | warbear whosit | 7,755 |