| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #31 | Belt of Howling Anger | 13 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #23 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 18 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #357 | CSA fire-starting kit | 7 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #52 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 9 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #72 | Comet Pop | 2 |
| #883 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #220 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 24 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #912 | Drowsy Sword | 16 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #52 | FDKOL commendation | 10,902 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #146 | FDKOL hotcakes | 50 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #27 | Frosty's arm | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #42 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 11 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #503 | Go-Wassail | 32 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #44 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 11 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #56 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 8 |
| #9 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 5 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #260 | Jack-in-the-box | 23 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1266 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 19 |
| #806 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 3 |
| #154 | Mae West with a fly in it | 2 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #39 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 6 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #150 | Microplushie: Bropane | 88 |
| #133 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 33 |
| #164 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 35 |
| #144 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 19 |
| #182 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 57 |
| #200 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 75 |
| #139 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 10 |
| #146 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 46 |
| #166 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 99 |
| #172 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 51 |
| #186 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 62 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #150 | NPZR chemistry set | 39 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #52 | P.B.L.T. | 211 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #87 | Red Rover BB gun | 39 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #51 | Shield of Icy Fate | 9 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #71 | Sword of Dark Omens | 7 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #524 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 17 |
| #648 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 8 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #571 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 12 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1930 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #521 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 19 |
| #1025 | Valentine | 12 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #112 | ammonite fossil | 55 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #2548 | badass belt | 19 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #36 | bananagate | 129 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #47 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 12 |
| #98 | bejeweled cufflinks | 37 |
| #76 | belemnite candy mold | 2 |
| #78 | belemnite fossil | 70 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #875 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #129 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 2 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #10 | blob of Alphredo™ | 41 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #10 | boiling seal blood | 97 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #445 | bottle of bubbles | 18 |
| #16 | bottle of fire | 2,146 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #67 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 9 |
| #120 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 2 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #104 | club necklace | 39 |
| #157 | club sandwich | 1 |
| #13 | cold seal sweat | 132 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #254 | corned-beef Reuben | 3 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #136 | crusty hula hoop | 3 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #5 | crystalline seal eye | 7 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #667 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #48 | das boot | 3 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #100 | delectable catalyst | 7 |
| #124 | designer handbag | 19 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #88 | diamond necklace | 45 |
| #5 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 242 |
| #4 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 283 |
| 🥉 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 240 |
| #4 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 235 |
| 🥉 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 276 |
| 🥉 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 255 |
| #5 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 277 |
| #5 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 208 |
| #5 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 271 |
| #6 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 251 |
| 🥉 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 265 |
| 🥈 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 265 |
| #78 | distention pill | 3 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #115 | drop of water-37 | 118 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #1829 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #866 | empty agua de vida bottle | 49 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1504 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #868 | facsimile dictionary | 9 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #108 | fancy opera glasses | 36 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #342 | filthy lucre | 106 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #13 | fluid of fudge-finding | 33 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #8 | foetid seal tear | 340 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #38 | forbidden sausage | 9 |
| #7 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 58 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #112 | garish pinky ring | 36 |
| #118 | giant designer sunglasses | 34 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #40 | green gummi ingot | 798 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #379 | grue egg omelette | 6 |
| #40 | gummi bowtie | 2 |
| #1844 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #59 | heart necklace | 61 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #521 | heart of the volcano | 13 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #84 | hellseal claw | 379 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #66 | hobo nickel | 4,139 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #9 | hot egg | 12 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #626 | jerky coins | 23 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #36 | kumquartz | 120 |
| #137 | lawn dart | 3 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #33 | lost key | 152 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #24 | magical mystery juice | 8,684 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #78 | magnetic sculpture kit | 31 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #143 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| #313 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #76 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #56 | memory of a CG base pair | 2 |
| #42 | memory of a CT base pair | 2 |
| #322 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #177 | memory of an A | 6 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #205 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 4 |
| #66 | mime soul fragment | 76 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #1030 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #189 | old school flying disc | 2 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #45 | old sweatpants | 1,089 |
| #27 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #600 | pack of pogs | 23 |
| #19 | paperclip cape | 2 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #17 | paperclip-on tie | 2 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #216 | peanut brittle shield | 16 |
| #41 | pearidot | 124 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #116 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 2 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #985 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #178 | phish stick | 6 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #841 | pink clay bead | 4 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #53 | powdered candy sushi set | 19 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #153 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 2 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #42 | red gummi ingot | 796 |
| #67 | red wagon | 7 |
| #90 | red-and-green sweater | 31 |
| #33 | reflection of a map | 32 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #55 | ridiculous cocktail | 22 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #83 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 2 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #81 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 47 |
| #86 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 49 |
| #61 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 57 |
| #55 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 62 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #452 | rusty chain necklace | 5 |
| #313 | s'more | 15 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #398 | sawblade shield | 7 |
| 🥈 | scabrous seal epaulets | 4 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #24 | silent beret | 2 |
| #128 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 2 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #5 | slime-covered staff | 2 |
| #25 | smoking grass | 1,884 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #295 | solid gold bowling ball | 64 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #18 | soul doorbell | 25 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #115 | spade necklace | 40 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1317 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #4 | spirit blanket | 143 |
| #4 | spirit gum | 2,508 |
| #5 | spirit mattress | 118 |
| #5 | spirit pillow | 117 |
| #4 | spirit sheet | 104 |
| #8 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 52 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #49 | strawberyl | 109 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #5 | studded sealhide shield | 4 |
| #168 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 195 |
| #110 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 228 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #102 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 237 |
| #230 | stuffed Meat | 162 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #104 | stuffed angry cow | 260 |
| #119 | stuffed astral badger | 230 |
| #113 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 252 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #115 | stuffed cocoabo | 244 |
| #401 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 18 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #123 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 231 |
| #137 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 207 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #127 | stuffed hand turkey | 214 |
| #209 | stuffed key | 235 |
| #578 | stuffed martini | 14 |
| #117 | stuffed mind flayer | 240 |
| #206 | stuffed mink | 172 |
| #245 | stuffed monocle | 157 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #125 | stuffed scary death orb | 232 |
| #120 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 231 |
| #113 | stuffed snowy owl | 238 |
| #120 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 248 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #107 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 241 |
| #264 | stuffed teddy butler | 147 |
| #254 | stuffed tin of caviar | 153 |
| #212 | stuffed treasure chest | 232 |
| #120 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 237 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #11 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #630 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #130 | tangarita with a fly in it | 2 |
| #8 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 60 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #58 | the finger | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #142 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #150 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #114 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #113 | tiny plastic trollipop | 3 |
| #40 | tourmalime | 115 |
| #77 | trilobite fossil | 74 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #438 | urinal cake | 3 |
| #324 | useless powder | 475 |
| #717 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 11 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #15 | warbear officer requisition box | 60 |
| #196 | warbear requisition box | 19 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #462 | wind-up meatcar | 20 |
| #1066 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #694 | wrench bracelet | 3 |
| #14 | wristwatch of the white knight | 7 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #44 | yellow gummi ingot | 796 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |