Museum :: HastiferArken

HastiferArken

Rank	Item	Quantity
#79	5-Alarm Saucepan	5
#68	5-hour acrimony	11
#626	9-ball	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#94	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#136	Argarggagarg's fang	10
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#10	Barney's rake	18
#406	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	27
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#591	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#301	Bonerdagon necklace	37
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#261	Boss Bat bling	13
#1049	Boss Bat britches	12
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
🥈	Byte	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1268	CRIMBCO wine	4
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#49	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
#74	Clara's bell	6
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#157	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#268	Codpiece of the Goblin King	26
#2465	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#28	Cold One	466
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#5	Comet Pop	539
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#887	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#123	Crimbo dinner	2
#215	Crimbo food scraps	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#142	Crimbosmopolitan	2
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#274	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	4
#1809	Crimbuck	73
#1851	Crown of the Goblin King	10
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#69	Disco Banjo	9
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#6	Drip harness	4
#153	Drowsy Sword	118
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#389	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
#66	El Vibrato restraints	5
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#115	Elf Guard MPC	2,686
#103	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	1
#61	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	39
#75	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#185	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	12
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#46	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	16
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#208	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#132	Hatorade	1
#427	Heimandatz's heart	4
#197	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#155	Iron Beta of Industry	63
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#839	Kissin' Cousins	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#329	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	4
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#318	Lederhosen of the Night	4
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#233	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	103
#1201	M-242	1
#118	Mae West with a fly in it	3
#97	Mark V Steam-Hat	2
#46	Martialest Arts trophy	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#696	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#12	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
#14	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
#13	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#99	Newbiesport™ tent	99
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1575	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#146	P.B.L.T.	1
#212	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	15
#90	Pecos Dave's sixgun	1
#55	Pink Heart of Spirit	17
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#59	Professor What T-Shirt	19
#261	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#53	Red Roger's reliquary	19
#106	Rock and Roll Legend	21
#153	Roman sadnals	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#843	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#194	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#192	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
🥇	Spelunker's fedora	1
#31	Spirit of Christmas	352
#77	Spirit of Easter	41
#83	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	45
#107	Spirit of Thanksgiving	16
#77	Spirit of Veteran's Day	79
#45	Staff of the Black Kettle	2
#26	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#44	Staff of the Midnight Snack	2
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#33	Staff of the Short Order Cook	2
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#9	Stephen's lab coat	88
#946	Summer Nights	1
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#527	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#68	The Emperor's new hat	1
#65	The Emperor's new pants	1
#82	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#86	The Lost Glasses	1
#213	The Mariachi's guitar case	8
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#68	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#12	Three Mile Island shorts	1
#45	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	35
#71	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	1
#213	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	3
#563	Thwaitgold ant statuette	2
#31	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	9
#170	Thwaitgold bee statuette	9
#182	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	5
#415	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	3
#158	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	6
#645	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	4
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#135	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	20
#131	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	10
#154	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#279	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	12
#243	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	9
#100	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#91	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	4
#47	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	7
#7	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	39
#186	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	2
#50	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	6
#13	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	7
#333	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#59	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	24
#388	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	2
#268	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	14
#41	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	15
#44	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	3
#219	Thwaitgold spider statuette	12
#141	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	6
#128	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	24
#1271	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#321	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
#28	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	8
#349	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	4
#73	Trainbot harness	1
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#72	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#236	Trainbot slag	1
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#89	Typical Tavern swill	145
#222	Ultrasoldier Serum	3
#60	Uncle Buck	1
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2407	Valentine	1
#916	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#279	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
#1150	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#617	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#189	Zombo's shield	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#41	adorable seal larva	25
#100	aerated diving helmet	2
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#109	amok putter	1
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#57	antique spyglass	1
#74	around the world	72
#433	asbestos apron	1
#51	asteroid belt	1
#35	automatic wine thief	1
#302	bacon bath ball	3
#272	badass belt	137
#1147	banana	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#102	barrel-aged martini	1
#40	barrelhead	1
#335	batskin belt	1
#37	battery-powered drill	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
🥇	bejazzled eyepatch	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#381	bejeweled cufflinks	11
#63	big rock	74
#76	big stirring stick	1
#8	biker's hat	1
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#680	black candy heart	4
#28	black catseye marble	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#677	bottle of Blank-Out	5
#279	bottle of goofballs	85
#33	bottoms of the barrel	1
#12	bowl of petunias	1
#1350	box of sunshine	141
#160	bread pie	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#42	bunny liver	243
#279	burnt flower	10
#273	burst hellseal brain	23
#148	cabooze	6
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#103	candy knife	1
#1465	candy knuckles	2
#241	candy skeleton	1
#10	carrot-on-a-stick	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#699	cheap toaster	3
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#39	chest barrel	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#329	chintzy noodle ring	2
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#301	chintzy seal pendant	3
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#233	chocolate bath ball	4
#38	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	3
#105	chocomotive	7
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#206	cinnamon machine oil	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#1983	club necklace	3
#101	club sandwich	3
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#1054	cocoa egg	2
#524	communications windchimes	3
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#134	corned beet	2
#53	corned-beef Reuben	80
#737	corrupted data	1
🥇	cozy scarf	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#242	crumbling rat skull	2
#17	crystalline reamer	2
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#123	das boot	1
#65	denim jacket	1
#1266	dense meat stack	1
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#163	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	1
#97	depleted uranium seal figurine	7
🥇	detour shield	1
#3289	diamond necklace	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#37	donated booze	782
#40	donated candy	708
#15	donated food	1,458
#586	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#60	dorky glasses	1
#80	double-ice box	1
#104	double-ice britches	1
#116	double-ice cap	2
#220	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	1
#367	drum of pomade	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#130	easter egg balloon	110
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#20	elven tambourine	1
#871	empty blowgun	1
#524	enchanted leopard-print barbell	13
#24	eternal car battery	11
#190	explosion-flavored chewing gum	133
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#145	fancy opera glasses	29
#278	festive sausage	8
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#325	filthy hippy poncho	1
#1765	fire	1
#48	fishy pipe	1
#87	fishy wand	1
#254	fistful of ashes	13
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#378	flaming glowsticks	1
#4	flaming leaf crown	10
#910	floaty sand	2
#275	flower petal pie	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
🥈	fossilized necklace	1
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#121	freightcake	7
#44	fried air	210
#113	friendly cheez blob	15
#379	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#1415	fudgecule	1
#18	fuzzy busby	102
#3222	fuzzy dice	2
#133	fuzzy earmuffs	23
#116	fuzzy montera	25
#7	garbage sticker	2
#538	garish pinky ring	7
#662	gas balloon	1
#444	gearbox necklace	2
#81	genie's bracers	1
#85	genie's pants	1
#89	genie's scimitar	1
#84	genie's turbane	1
#82	ghost of a necklace	79
#44	ghost pencil	1
#479	giant designer sunglasses	8
#68	giant discarded bottlecap	59
#555	giant discarded plastic fork	18
#448	giant discarded torn-up glove	10
#243	giant marshmallow	1
#150	giant pinky ring	98
#119	giant spider leg	1
#157	gladiator tunica	1
🥈	glass eye	1
#70	glass slipper	1
#1109	glowing red eye	1
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#162	goblin autoblowgun	1
#159	goblin hunting spear	1
#173	gold wedding ring	55
🥇	goo magnet	1
#341	good brain	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#882	green balloon	1
#62	hand-carved bokken	2
#66	hand-carved staff	1
#216	handful of confetti	154
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#84	haunted paddle-ball	1
#153	hawk	1
#3383	heart necklace	1
#875	heart of the volcano	6
#1045	heart-shaped balloon	2
#53	heat-resistant gloves	1
#48	heat-resistant necktie	1
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#63	hermit permit	102
#283	high-energy mining laser	1
#19	high-temperature mining drill	2
#161	hippo whip	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#204	hopping socks	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#288	hot plate	2
#101	icicle katana	1
#99	imp unity ring	52
#123	incense bath ball	8
#129	industrially-crushed ice	1
#56	intimidating coiffure	1
#456	intriguing puzzle box	1
#12	isotophat	1
#139	ivory cue ball	1
#312	jack flapper	1
#32	jalapeño slices	1
#1295	jar of swamp gas	1
#364	jewelry-making pliers	1
#309	kickback cookbook	2
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#151	knobby helmet turtle	2
#21	labrador cookie	4
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#59	lava-proof pants	1
#1295	lead necklace	1
#22	leafy browns	1
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#24	little red book	1
#457	longhaired hippy wig	1
#332	loose teeth	165
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#1204	lucky rabbit's foot	4
#425	lupine sword	1
#82	macaroni duck	15
#156	madius	1
#62	mannequin leg	1
#983	meat paste	1
#1042	meat stack	1
#81	meteorthopedic shoes	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#78	miming beret	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#96	miming shirt	1
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#364	moonglasses	1
#181	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	1
#704	motivational poster	5
#58	moustache sock	1
#689	mugcake	1
#37	musty moccasins	1
#112	mysterious silver lapel pin	14
#81	nailswurst	1
#25	nasty-smelling moss	1
#1125	night-vision goggles	1
#629	ninja mop	1
#23	nozzle of the Phoenix	1
#1210	obsidian dagger	13
#255	old school flying disc	1
#580	old sweatpants	114
#441	opera mask	1
#51	oyster egg balloon	10
#1558	pack of KWE trading card	1
#105	packet of orchid seeds	1
#129	padded tortoise	1
#622	pail	16
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#19	paperclip cape	2
#20	paperclip pants	2
#142	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#17	paperclip-on tie	2
#807	party hat	1
#469	pat-a-cake pendant	2
#572	peanut brittle shield	2
#192	penguin whip	1
#982	personalized coffee mug	1
#30	pet anemone	1
#66	petrified noodles	3
#2033	phish stick	1
#284	pig-iron shinguards	1
#225	pile of Trainbot parts	1
#255	pile of useless robot parts	1
#125	pin-stripe slacks	1
#102	pipe wrench	1
#69	pixel cross	12
#95	pixel holy water	9
#66	pixel morning star	1
#49	pixel stopwatch	1
#14	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#181	plexiglass pocketwatch	1
#2126	polyalloy shield	1
#17	polyester peeler	1
#251	pool cue	28
#24	porcelain phantom mask	1
#10	porcelain powder	1
#812	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#43	pottery club	1
#52	pottery hat	1
#42	pottery shield	1
#43	pottery training pants	1
#63	pottery yo-yo	1
#383	pretty bouquet	4
#1515	pretty flower	5
#47	propeller beanie	1
#116	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	3
#26	psychedelic bubble wand	1
#122	psychic's amulet	1
#132	psychic's circlet	1
#128	psychic's crystal ball	1
#129	psychic's pslacks	1
#301	radiation-resistant helmet	1
#140	radiator heater shield	1
#90	rat head balloon	1
#327	ratini	1
#29	red armband	1
#326	red plastic baby	1
#649	red-and-green sweater	1
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#25	reindeer sickle	1
#373	rib of the Bonerdagon	5
#403	ribbon candy	1
#67	rickety old unicycle	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#242	ring of adornment	2
#350	ring of aggravate monster	22
#338	ring of fire resistance	1
#174	ring of gain strength	3
#272	ring of increase damage	2
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#1432	[2108]rock	1
#824	rocky raccoon	1
#1769	rubber WWBD? bracelet	4
#766	rubber WWJD? bracelet	10
#1524	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	5
#1078	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	7
#558	rubber axe	1
#129	rubber band gun	1
#1021	rusty chain necklace	1
#6	saffron uttarasanga	1
#111	salted mutton	3
#165	sandwich of the gods	17
#41	savory staff	1
#547	sawblade shield	4
#103	scissor duck	1
🥇	seal medal	1
#65	sealhide belt	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#86	sealhide whip	1
#282	serpentine sword	2
#267	servo-assisted exo-pants	2
#17	shining star cap	1
#436	shiny butcherknife	1
#255	shiny ring	94
#308	shot of flower schnapps	1
#173	shredded hellseal hide	40
#233	silent pea shooter	1
#227	silver shotgun shell	1
#893	silver shrimp fork	1
#411	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	1
#509	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
#166	skull of the Bonerdagon	9
#1098	sleeping snowy owl	1
#298	slime convention swag bag	1
#42	slime-covered club	1
#35	slime-covered speargun	1
#917	slow jam collection	3
#1121	snake	1
#349	snake shield	1
#208	snapdragon pistil	1
#397	snarling wolf shield	1
#78	sneaky wrapping paper	17
#281	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
#479	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#15	space beast fur pants	1
#20	space beast fur whip	1
#1382	spade necklace	5
#44	spaghetti breakfast	287
#339	spaghetti cult mask	1
#252	spangly mariachi pants	1
#417	spark plug earring	2
#1136	sparkler	1
#80	spectre scepter	234
🥇	spinning wheel	1
🥈	spirit bell	1
#556	spooky bindle	1
#988	squirming egg sac	1
#677	stainless steel scarf	5
#94	stainless steel shillelagh	20
#1225	stainless steel skullcap	3
#1335	stainless steel slacks	3
#1326	stainless steel solitaire	2
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#493	stinkin' bindle	1
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#572	strange cube	1
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#4	stuffed "L"	2
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#4508	stuffed Cheshire bitten	8
#4532	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	8
#1227	stuffed Meat	34
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#4335	stuffed baby gravy fairy	9
#4163	stuffed cocoabo	9
#359	stuffed crazy bastard sword	21
#38	stuffed dinosaur	1
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#4057	stuffed hand turkey	10
#1657	stuffed key	15
#99	stuffed kraken	1
#310	stuffed martini	31
#4030	stuffed mind flayer	10
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#1297	stuffed monocle	31
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#3242	stuffed scary death orb	14
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#3108	stuffed snowy owl	14
#2922	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	16
#1687	stuffed spooky mushroom	4
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#1282	stuffed tin of caviar	32
#1228	stuffed treasure chest	31
#3573	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	12
#555	stuffed yo-yo	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#102	sucker tachi	2
#16	sundae ration	44
#75	super-strong air freshener	1
#56	suspicious-looking fedora	2
#172	sword of static	1
#104	tangarita with a fly in it	3
#505	tap shoes	1
#323	tasket	1
#4	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	1
#326	throwing bone	1
#57	tiny black hole	5
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#930	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#935	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#953	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#14	tiny plastic "Santa Claus"	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3991	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#3936	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3116	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1161	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#3178	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3945	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3179	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3080	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#83	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#37	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#8195	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#4313	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2899	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#825	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#12	tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny	1
#1328	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#3125	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3834	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#484	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	2
#3957	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3878	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3913	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3886	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#477	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	2
#12	tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	1
#3075	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#2850	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2
#3874	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3915	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3898	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#85	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3864	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#2784	tiny plastic Protagonist	2
#3908	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3895	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3065	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3068	tiny plastic The Man	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3929	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3858	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#77	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4544	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#111	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#2859	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#6125	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#1376	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#3943	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3978	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3981	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#6173	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#8131	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1359	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3966	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1329	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#6190	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#3926	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3958	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3911	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1344	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#6135	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
#8224	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3179	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3915	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3940	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#38	tiny plastic dining car	1
#4499	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3879	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3847	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#2830	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#2801	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#3927	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#6184	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#8194	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8099	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3904	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3863	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#6105	tiny plastic grue	2
#3897	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4599	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#6152	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#1341	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#6079	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#3893	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#6176	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#6190	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#3842	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#1346	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#6166	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#3998	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4348	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#6138	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3895	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3852	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3954	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1127	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3839	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#6205	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#2828	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#8163	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#6172	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#4041	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3864	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#3863	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4484	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#2754	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#3875	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3854	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3850	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#892	tires	1
#265	tisket	1
#267	toe jam	1
#11	topiary tights	4
#209	torn hellseal sinew	30
#34	tortoboggan shield	1
#881	towel	8
#14	toxic mop	1
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#270	traffic jam	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#392	tulip	1
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#116	unsanitized scalpel	1
#121	untamable turtle	13
#46	unusual disco ball	23
#107	used beer	1
#2410	valuable trinket	1
#142	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	63
#1064	vinegar	18
#21	void burger	384
#20	void lager	375
#44	void stone	98
#438	wad of cotton	6
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#90	wand of pigification	10
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#211	warbear foil hat	1
#11	warbear goggles	1
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#474	water wings	1
#179	water-polo cap	1
#26	wax hat	1
#63	whalecake	1
#28	white arm towel	1
#538	white balloon	3
#1032	white class ring	1
#24	white earbuds	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#468	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#695	wrench bracelet	3
#52	wriggling worm	100
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#37	yule grog	1

Wow, that's 14,622 items total!

what items are this player missing?