| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #535 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #347 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #662 | Bonerdagon necklace | 17 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1108 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #247 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #895 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #379 | Drowsy Sword | 50 |
| #808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #549 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #238 | Instant Karma | 42 |
| #1115 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #250 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| #415 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #444 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 61 |
| #147 | Mysterious Black Box | 2 |
| #161 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #159 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #152 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #433 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #267 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #184 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 6 |
| #1323 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #78 | Vial of jus de larmes | 2 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #731 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #675 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #852 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #73 | antique souvenir drawing | 10 |
| #983 | badass belt | 55 |
| #1216 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #53 | blue money bag | 6 |
| #2119 | box of sunshine | 60 |
| #17 | burst hellseal brain | 763 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #132 | club sandwich | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #177 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 4 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #542 | empty agua de vida bottle | 257 |
| #314 | epic wad | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #865 | giant pinky ring | 15 |
| #221 | glacial sapphire | 3 |
| #357 | gold wedding ring | 16 |
| #604 | handful of confetti | 68 |
| #456 | heart of the volcano | 15 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #418 | obsidian dagger | 41 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #49 | red money bag | 30 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #640 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #16 | shredded hellseal hide | 777 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #539 | spectre scepter | 61 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #276 | strange cube | 5 |
| #786 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7025 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 3 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #16 | torn hellseal sinew | 860 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #45 | white money bag | 12 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #588 | wrench bracelet | 4 |
| #99 | your own black heart | 2 |