| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #342 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #663 | Bonerdagon necklace | 17 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1105 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #894 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #379 | Drowsy Sword | 50 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #231 | Instant Karma | 42 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #248 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #442 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 61 |
| #143 | Mysterious Black Box | 2 |
| #159 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #155 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #148 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #428 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 6 |
| #1311 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #76 | Vial of jus de larmes | 2 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #72 | antique souvenir drawing | 10 |
| #983 | badass belt | 55 |
| #1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #53 | blue money bag | 6 |
| #2119 | box of sunshine | 60 |
| #17 | burst hellseal brain | 763 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #133 | club sandwich | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #176 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 4 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #540 | empty agua de vida bottle | 257 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #864 | giant pinky ring | 15 |
| #221 | glacial sapphire | 3 |
| #352 | gold wedding ring | 16 |
| #599 | handful of confetti | 68 |
| #453 | heart of the volcano | 15 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #417 | obsidian dagger | 41 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #48 | red money bag | 30 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #642 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #16 | shredded hellseal hide | 777 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #538 | spectre scepter | 61 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #275 | strange cube | 5 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #353 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #16 | torn hellseal sinew | 860 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #44 | white money bag | 12 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #587 | wrench bracelet | 4 |
| #99 | your own black heart | 2 |