Gracious Gasoline Crotch

RankItemQuantity
#879Ancient Saucehelm3
#537Angelhair Culottes2
#349Argarggagarg's fang5
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#2036Baron von Ratsworth's monocle5
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#663Bonerdagon necklace17
#1168Boss Bat bling2
#1112Boss Bat britches11
#35CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#1761CRIMBCO mug2
#247Claw of the Infernal Seal4
#894Codpiece of the Goblin King8
#1482Colander of Em-er'il2
#2663Disco 'Fro Pick1
#380Drowsy Sword50
#809El Sombrero De Lopez3
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#473Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob2
#549Heimandatz's heart3
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#237Instant Karma42
#1116Iron Beta of Industry3
#882Jocko Homo's head2
#250Krakrox's Loincloth4
#414La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez3
#398Lederhosen of the Night3
#447Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet61
#150Mysterious Black Box2
#165Mysterious Blue Box1
#161Mysterious Green Box1
#154Mysterious Red Box1
#348Newman's Own Trousers3
#529Scalp of Gorgolok6
#434The Mariachi's guitar case4
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1380Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#268Thwaitgold mosquito statuette6
#186Thwaitgold nymph statuette6
#1329Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette7
#78Vial of jus de larmes2
#600Volartta's bellbottoms2
#732Yakisoba's hat2
#1172Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#681adorable seal larva4
#851anniversary gift box5
#74antique souvenir drawing10
#985badass belt55
#1216baggie of powdered sugar1
#1426bath ball gift set1
#53blue money bag6
#2125box of sunshine60
#17burst hellseal brain763
#1098can of CRIMBCOLA4
🥈carbonite visor1
#134club sandwich2
🥉control crystal1
#177depleted uranium seal figurine4
#2189easter egg balloon9
#546empty agua de vida bottle257
#315epic wad1
#1456friendly cheez blob1
#502frigid mote1
#865giant pinky ring15
#221glacial sapphire3
#359gold wedding ring16
#605handful of confetti68
#456heart of the volcano15
🥈kevlateflocite helmet1
#417obsidian dagger41
🥈plexifoam chin strap1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#49red money bag30
#3666rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#638sawblade shield3
#16shredded hellseal hide777
#1273slow jam collection1
#540spectre scepter61
#1585stainless steel skullcap2
#1863stainless steel solitaire1
#1107stainless steel suspenders3
#277strange cube5
#792stray chihuahua3
#6297stuffed Cheshire bitten4
#6273stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech4
#7775stuffed angry cow2
#7834stuffed astral badger2
#7883stuffed baby gravy fairy2
#6182stuffed cocoabo4
#8927stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#6350stuffed frozen gravy fairy4
#7026stuffed hand turkey3
#7005stuffed mind flayer3
#7031stuffed scary death orb3
#5796stuffed sleazy gravy fairy5
#6200stuffed snowy owl4
#3114stuffed tin of caviar1
#7020stuffed undead elbow macaroni3
🥇time sleigh1
#385tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#355tiny plastic Rene C. Corman3
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#16torn hellseal sinew860
#1548unusual disco ball1
#45white money bag12
#468woven baling wire bracelets2
#588wrench bracelet4
#99your own black heart2

Wow, that's 3,465 items total!

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